Waifu claiming thread - I think I should try KanColle edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara Claimed
Dio-sama...
Obligatory claim.
>>680988477
>How'd you break it?
Cord got caught in something and the area around the jack is ripped. Going to look at options for nig rigging it when I got the time.
Kyouko claimed.
>>680988788
Almost quints right there.
>>680988477
>checked
quite good but i am a lazyfucktard so meh
>>680988490
idk what your problem is
>>680988638
can't wait to see it!
>claiming yume
>>680988754
And now a Steven universe one
Sup scrubs
>>680988675
Nah that's okay! It's good to have more anons around.
>>680988754
Playing Mad Max while play Mad Max?
I'm about to eat lunch. I'm kinda Hungry.
>>680988910
>>680988754
N-no problem Hand-kun! I'm glad people like them!
Claimed
>>680988788
hello again!
muffet claim
Akiko claim
>>680988447
In here most people won't make a big deal out of it but remember we're still on /b/. You will get shat on for being new
>>680988477
checked
I've been doing a fuckload of assignments for uni, most of which I probably won't finish in time. Busy with one right now
>>680988788
Why are you posting these just about every day, and claiming the exact same waifu? You gotta have diversity.
AUTISTIC QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>What's the scariest experience you've ever had?
I got locked in a house with three crack heads and was forced to smoke an unknown substance out of a weird looking glass pipe.
>>680988718
Eight and two thumbs?
>>680988788
>>680988709
same stuff different day...
im gonna go help my friend with his car real quick, and then prolly get a haircut...ill see you guys in a bit
>>680988788
More fun than I thought
>>680988974
thank you for being so inviting
how is everyone today?
>>680988868
>>680988871
>>680988910
>>680988930
>>680988940
>>680988944
>>680988948
>>680988962
>>680988974
>>680988988
>>680988996
>>680989008
>>680989022
>>680989048
welcome back everyone
>>680989048
More than one waifu ruins your laifu!
>>680989062
I was separated from a group and walked in a swamp when I was 12
>>680987769
Syndra~
>This hugs the Syndra
Eu claimed~
>>680988788
I am from the last thread.
Ao Oni reclaimed.
>>680989062
Reflecting on my life is pretty scary
>>680989112
See ya later Kagami
>>680989176
Noice
>>680989139
Noicer
>>680989062
>>680989139
!!!
>straightouttatheshower
shiinarino claimerino
>>680989062
one of the reasons i like spiders is because one time there was a spider on my steering wheel that slowly climbed onto my arm and i was forced to drive all the way home with a spider chilling on my elbow
>>680989198
oops i forgot to reclaim
>claimed
Claimed
>still wondering what her name is
>>680988868
>>680988962
kys
>>680988944
kys v2
>>680989062
A cow almoust ripped my insides out.
Got away with only a 7cm deep hole near my hips.
>>680989229
kys v3
>>680988985
They are well baked, of course we like them. Hope your game goes well, wonderful.
>>680988996
Heyo, Nano. How are ya?
>>680989062
Was climbing a fence once when I was much younger and fell right on my back from about 4-5 feet up. Knocked the wind out of me and they had some pitbull or something chained up. Wanted to bite the shit out of me, probably could have if it wasn't chained up.
>>680989229
Heyo, Eu.
>>680989062
Delivering Chinese food to a meth lab
>>680989353
Spiders are super chill like that
And they mix furries with the Stephen Universe. This is it guys, i m not going to live on this planet. Starting the stream soon
>>680989291
>>680989301
>>680989405
>Gives all the hugs to the lovely Syndra
>>680989458
Hello Hand-kun, how have you been friend~?
>>680989405
Go to sleep.
sachi claim
>>680989062
I got my shoe stuck on a fence while being chased by a pit bull
>>680989550
ironically i'm now a proud owner of a t.blondi named oakey
Undyne claim
>>680989062
Being held down before getting my surgery, bound to a table while the nurses tried to give me my IV.
I had punched a nurse who tried to give me an injection and broke off the needle in my arm in blind panick. It took 4 people to hold me down before they could give me my shot. Probably doesn't sound that scary when you don't have a paralyzing fear of needles
>>680989666
Calm down Satan
>>680989458
hello! im good just coming down from being sick.
so i get to be all lazy, its nice
and you?
>>680989221
thank hi! how have you been?
>>680989062
uh.. I havn't really had too many scary experiences, im a pretty boring person.
>>680989559
>
>>680989062
I almost got stabbed at a soccer match, I guess that isn't too bad since I didn't hurt myself at all in the end, was scary tho.
>>680989229
Hi Eu.
>>680989666
Hi Satan.
>>680989635
I've been well, thank you kindly for asking.
Hope you're doing well, beautiful.
>>680989732
I would not fuck a fish
smelly and nasty
you guys are forcing the thread to go fast again
>>680989850
Its a fucking hot fish
>>680989383
Working on it
>>680989635
kys v4
>>680989666
ok ok satan, please dont hurt me
>>680989062
chased with my pregnant mum through a cemitary by a man with a machete when very little
>>680989850
i wouldn't fuck a spider, but i'd like to marry one
>>680989458
Oh shit, glad you didn't die
>>680989714
Im going to get a spider when I can, my dorm won't let me. Galko has a G. Rosea that I named Ruby, since he hadn't named it yet
>>680989850
But would you fuck the Oni?
>>680989559
Are you hungry? I have offering
>>680989805
You got down with the sickness?
>>680989714
>>680989732
This is getting much more undertale than planned.
>>680989805
Heya nano! I've been fine, how about you?
>>680989751
Holy shit, this sounds intense. I'm sorry for you.
>>680989714
Hmm... You seem chill tough. Most of the time someone comes here, claims once, posts one nude and then vanishes. Nice to see if you actually participate in conversation!
Claimerino
>>680989805
Sorry you were sick, glad you're feeling better. Being lazy is great.
Just hanging around, being lazy.
>>680988788
Of course you should try
Also, why did you choose your waifu out of several favorites? Apart from physical attraction, of course.
(I'd have to link Saikawa Yusa doujins to explain this)
>>680989062
Swam in a murky lake and felt something passed by my leg
>>680989843
Hello friend~ How are you?
>>680989845
Eu is to hear that Hand-kun, Eu has been well~
Eu doesn't remember if they've said this already, but Eu passed her exam~
>>680989931
>Syndra is so cute when they're being all Tsundere~
>>680989139
>>680989559
>
>>680989714
Spiders are alright. I allow them in my house as long as they don't bother me. I have a truce with a spiderbro at my window. He made a web spanning my entire window. He gets god tier housing and in return he keeps away bugs
every thread ends in 20 minutes edition.
>>680989987
I'd fuck a spider
not
she would probably fill my uretra with her eggs or some nasty insect shit
>>680989997
Not even once
>>680990183
Probably just a corpse, don't worry about it.
>>680990052
more of a fan of Ava's Demon than Undertale tbh, but hey, it's a good game
>>680990233
Oh? You did? That's great! I'm glad to hear that, wonderful. Knew you could do it, congratulations, lil' genius.
>>680990033
yis, also i can hear that song echo in my brain now
>>680990052
good! im good, hows life and all?
>>680990095
ahhh i love being lazy, i love my bed
>>680990233
Glad to hear!
>>680990262
Lucky spider
>>680990327
Fun fact:Tarantulas mate through their legs
>>680990133
Several reasons.
Number 1 is that Chara is whatever gender you want them to be.
>>680990273
that's no fun for me...
>Prepares the next thread
Seriously
>>680990349
it is, yup. But everytime I make a thread some undertalefag starts posting nudes and then vanishes.
>>680990448
Life is lifely!
>PunPunPun
I mean it's good. I'm at home for today and tomorrow and can chill around
>>680990327
But yer DIO. How could a spider lay eggs in you or even dare eat you?
>dis fukken yamatofag here
>>680990011
Triple dubs are a worthy offering
>>680990052
It's actually a hazard. I barely ever go to the doctor because just seeing a needle nearby makes me extremely anxious. I'm also pretty sure I'm not vaccinated against a bunch of diseases. I haven't had any shots in at least 7 years
>>680990327
>fill my uretra with her eggs
I've read a dojinshi that involved something like that once. I think at least.
>>680990425
Nyaaa~ Thank you for believing in Eu, Hand-kun~ It really means a lot to Eu~!
>>680990567
Thank you Fran~
>>680990233
I'm doing good! Thanks for asking~
>>680990568
>I did not want to know that
>>680990327
>she would probably fill my uretra with her eggs or some nasty insect shit
Just thinking about that gives me nightmares.
>>680990568
>Blad tarantula,
>Time for the massive come sing ya,
>Blad tarantula,
>Don't play with my style I might sting ya,
>Blad tarantula,
>You want me inject me bacteria,
>And if ya body goin' stiff,
>And your spine goin' numb,
>Now come for get some...
>>680990590
I'm always home
I'd still be NEETlife but i got a job recently
C.C. Claim
>>680989062
My first panic attack. I mistook the symptoms for a heart attack. Legit thought I was going to die.
>>680990330
Dead bodies move slow right? What i felt was fast
>>680990327
Oh.
Okay.
>>680989221
Swamps are definitely spooky.
>3/10
>>680989273
Way too real
>5/10
>>680989353
Spiders don't bug me much, unless they're acting a fool.
>4/10
>>680989405
How? Why? Why were you fighting a cow?
>5/10
>>680989550
Similar to mine. Did they ask you if you were a cop 50 times?
>6/10
>>680989666
>Fuck you Tits you never participate
>-8999/10
>>680989700
How old?
>2/10
>>680989751
I understand phobias. Very spook.
>6/10
>>680989805
Uneventful lives are scary.
>1/10
>>680989843
In what context? Sounds spoopy.
>6/10
>>680989982
What the fuck. Really?
>7/10
>>680990183
Fuck all of that.
>4/10
>>680989198
You're welcome! I'm good. Just gonna relax today.
>>680990848
.....fast?
>>680990831
I absolutely know that feel. Fuck panic attacks.
>Tomocuck
>>680990965
Top lel
>>680989221
>what are ye doing in my swamp
>>680990848
Thinking they move slow is what they want you to believe...
>>680990568
Thanks for the unnessary information
>>680990604
Well I suppose Dio could always just shoot them out since he has complete control over his body
but it's still nasty
>>680990642
Well I read some hentai about some fish woman with a hand pussy, and when the guy came in it you saw his cum go inside her entire arm
>>680990736
Only the dead knows peace
>>680990590
no spiderwife nudes pls
>>680989845
I remember you from the early 2000s
shh im sleeping
>>680990913
i was on a farm and i had to move it because it had eaten all the grass.
I was doing it daily because my grandmother was sick.
There is still some traces of blood in the car i was in.
>>680990641
From where does your fear come from if I may ask?
>>680990770
>NEETlife
I like you, did I mention that?
What kind of job did you get?
>>680990965
Go away, threads are fast enough anyway
>>680991076
It wasn't fun...
>>680990913
The other thing was when I was 16 me and my parents went to an election.
When I told my parents I won't participate since I didn't research on the subject my dad took me by my collar and slammed me agains the next housewall.
>>680991189
Wouldn't be the first time, but I don't have them.
>>680990696
No problem Eu!
>>680990848
Probably Satan himself then
>>680990913
The only real worrying part was when the two guys had a very heated argument in Spanish, while one very obviously had a gun on him. Thought I was dead then.
Then they gave me a nice tip, I guess it's hush money
>>680991218
Glad you're aware of my work.
>>680990913
I enjoy my uneventful life
it's nice and smoothly paced, plus i don't like being scared
i mean like, i almost got washed out to sea on a little foam floaty board as a kid but i swam back, that was about the scariest thing
im a wimp sorryyyy~
>>680991105
>a pussy as a hand
What the actual fuck I gotta see this to believe it
>>680991218
Kek
>>680991302
Sorry I couldn't resist
>>680990696
Hi Eu!
>warm hugs
>>680990641
Here is the offering. To her. The hambahgah
>>680991302
i don't like seeing porn of waifus
defeats the purpose
>>680990913
>In what context? Sounds spoopy.
Basically got stuck in the middle of a fight between the 2 teams supporters.
Was trying to get out when this guy came at me with one of those pocket knives and swinged at me, thankfully he didn't manage to hit and I just ran away as fast as I could.
Probably putting it like that doesn't sound scary, but shit, it was.
>>680991104
>>680991310
:O
>>680990913
Well a girl once tried to kiss me, but I pushed her off of me, cuz nigga I ain't gay.
>>680991430
No, no
A pussy on her palm and when you fuck it your dick goes in her arm.
>>680991105
Thanks.Im full of those
>>680991302
!!~ i like you too!
I work on bicycles n sell them and stuff
super relaxed job cause it's a local shop.
>>680991310
Yelling in foreign languages is always scary
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>>680991302
What a dickdad.
>>680991295
What a cowtastrophy. Was it a bull? Did he stab you with his horn?
>Tomocornhole
>>680991485
I like you Muffet! You get it!
>>680991430
No worries, I was 12. In hindsight I could've just went the way back. I was just in panic.
>>680991608
How scary
>>680989062
When I broke my wrist at chool during sports class when I fell from someone's shoulders (acrobatic stuff) and I landed backwards from 1 1/2 meters high on my left wrist.
it was litterally broken, one part going one way and the other part another way.
I was so shocked I kept screaming "I broke my arm!!", probably had a terrified look on my face.
the surgery was fine though, I held 11 seconds before going to sleep with the gas
>>680991585
>surprise hugs
Hello shinoa-bro!
>>680991628
So like.. It looks like she's high fiving your dick but you're actually fucking her pussy?
>>680991754
Yeah. It sounded like a spooky experience. You coulda Been raped by Shrek
>>680991555
Spoopy trips. Fear is subjective. I would have been pretty scared.
>Tomoconfucious
>>680991929
Kind of, I saved a picture of the hentai, althought the hand pussy doesn't apear
Pic related
>Dio
>>680991929
Hi prinz! How are you?
>pic
>>680991608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXUdBTzN0ZE&ab_channel=AnFantast
>>680991302
I haven't got a clue. It's been there for as long as I remember, and my parents didn't seem to know I was afraid of them. The only movie I ever turned off because I couldn't handle it was that Saw sequel where this women had to dive into this pit of used needles
>shiver
>>680991485
I know right? I have maybe 2 or 3 t3 lewds but I never post them, feels so indecent
>>680992082
Oh my
>>680991656
Anymore useful facts about spiders? Like how their legs work by hydraulic pressure of their hemolympth?
>>680991691
Ooooh, that sounds nice! Have fun with it!
>fun job is great since you also get paid for it!
>>680991723
Yup. Since that time I'm not really comfortable around my parents.
>>680991929
Definetly my biggest fear!
>>680992187
Really strange then... well, as long as nothing bad happens it's alright I guess...
>>680992082
What the actual fuck lmao. I'm gonna look for this later tonight.
>>680992156
I'm good, kinda tired but that's normal. You?
>I just noticed in the gif it kinda looks like me and you are hugging until she turns her head around.
>>680991929
>>680992082
It was actually a good doujin.
Tenryuu claimed
>tfw not a keion
>>680992184
only gay if the balls touch etc etc.
>>680992312
well i get paid minimum wage but, its better than nothing.
plus its enjoyable and not stressful
>>680992333
Trips confirm?
>>680992312
Itd be pretty spooky I won't lie.
>>680992333
Now I really want to read it
>>680992433
Hello tenryuu! How're you?
>>680992333
Well the part where you see the cum climb up her arm was the part that disgusted me the most.
Everything felt wrong about it.
>>680991723
No, it was a cow.
(yes cows have horns)
{tea}
>>680989062
When I tried to talk to a girl (Yeah i'm a fucking beta)
>>680992333
Trips confirm it was a good doujin.
>>680992474
>>680992082
>>680992328
I will hate myself for doing it, but I'm genuinely curious
>>680992491
>>680992184
You just have to say no homo, and it's all good
>>680992547
Bored. How's your Skyrim?
>>680992273
No,but did you know that in ww2 the Germans made a prototype of a round tank,kugelpanzer,and the only one found was found in Japan
Useless facts
>>680992661
Thank you
>>680992491
yup, can't be too picky now.
It's better than nothing, really
>>680992547
Well... if a real shrek would show up... yes, it would be...
>>680992619
hiii stocking
>>680992662
the truth has never been so clear
>>680992082
I love monster girls
>>680992328
I'm all fine. Gotta love blondes right?
>>680992544
>>680992660
Yup.
>>680992547
I'll see if I can find it.
>>680992561
Meh, I've seen worse.
Panty and stocking S2 never. ;-;
Re: the more waifu no laifu thing.
What happens if you have no laifu to begin with?
>>680988788
Seaport Hime claimed. Am I part to blame for your consideration?
>>680992920
Monster girls are allright, but that one is fucking wrong.
>>680992920
my favourite monster girl doubles as my desktop wallpaper
>>680992740
Well, they also tried to make a rocket powered helicopter
>>680992853
Or pic related.
Fran
>>680992662
I'll try and reverse image search the picture and find it
>>680992699
>>680992699
Still crashing. But I've fixed a lot of the issues
>>680992796
Yep..
>>680992920
Yup!
>>680992984
Ok
>>680992796
anythings better than nothing
>>680992984
It's not about seeing worse, it's about it being disgusting.
When a man gets mutilated by someone with a knife, completely heals up and get stabbed once by some random guy, he wont say "Meh, I've got worse" it will still hurt like hell.
>>680993089
that's my opera theme, my desktop bg is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSj_qUsKlo
>>680993060
Franken Fran season one never
>>680993157
I'm sure it can be found, not that it should be
>>680993070
Boobs.
>>680993122
That pic is spot on.
>>680993070
How have you been?
>>680993285
Haha alright.
>>680993122
Also horten ho 229,the jet powered flying wing
Would've been pretty cool if they succeeded
i ought to check out for now, life to attend to and such
>>680992547
Hear you go prinz. Hapay fapping
http://nhentai.net/g/96270/
>>680993084
Nah she's in heat. I've read one where the boy get revere raped by two plant monster sisters
>>680993089
If we're talking about the show, I agree
>>680993387
Indeed.
>>680993428
I've been doing good.
>>680993546
Peace dude
>shinoa bro
>>680993606
I'm talking about her anatomy, not her actions.
>Dio
>>680993387
Though I am bi to begin with
>>680993499
I think the Japanese also tried really hard on a deathray
>>680993546
See ya!
Fran
>>680993738
Kek monsters gotta please their man the best way they can
>shinoa shrug
>>680993546
See you dude
>>680993060
I'm crying so hard
*insert image of Waifu Stocking crying*
Who's baking?
next thread isn't here yet im panicing
>Nano
>>680994263
I would but everyone hates me
