ITT you describe a videogame poorly and other faggots try to guess it
I'll start
>Futuristic tokyo gangs
>Graffiti all shit for glory
>Fukkin Rokkaku
>>682007570
Jet Set Radio Future.
Goats, Skeleton, and an Asain Dora
>>682007755
nicely done, tits for you
>medieval fighting game
>meet fancy rich guy with a strange obsession with you
>watch him die in a cave
>take his fancy necklace to his son
>It gets stolen
>get it back
>use the necklace to fight a demon with the son
>son turns into a dragon
>>682008247
Chivalry? (one of my favs)
>plague fucking shit up
>things all good and dandy with queen
>get fuckt by stealth nigs
>become stealth nig mad at the world
>whale oil circlejerk
>>682007570
any of u faggots can guess ultra hard god mode?
>for win 98
>modern-looking tron like motorcycles killing each other
>first stage name is "Alcatraz"
>>682008378
wtf I need the name of this shit
>>682008378
some form of breath of fire
>>682008378
Oblivion
>Take necklace to son
gave it away
>>682008510
Dishonored
>>682008247
Mount & Blade: Warband
>>682008515
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. One of the best games of all time.
>boy fight big alien
>has ton of 2D gay child porn of it
>wake up in future cell
>do puzzles
>fin
>>682008247
try again
>>682008906
portal 2 ez faggot
>>682008906
Portal 2
>>682009008
No it's the first portal you fucking dipshit Jesus Christ you're honestly dumb as fuck
>>682007570
>special ops fag
>everything's the same cept everyone's younger
>GIANT ROBOT!!!!
>turns out you're your dad
>>682009008
Alright then genius figure this one out:
>Super soldier guy on planet
>kill shit and kill demons
>get arrested by wankers cos you buddy ratted you out
>>682008898
South park the stick of truth?
>>682009159
Portal 2
>>682008514
FUCK YOU, I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME I'VE BEEN LOOKING IT FOR YEARS WHATS ITS NAME????
>You're pretty good
>>682009424
warhammer 40k : space marine.
>>682010239
Winrar
>now you are in present
>now you are in past russia
>now you are in past america
>now you are in past france
>now you are in past planet x
>now you are in past japan
>now you are in past wild west
>now you are in past nuclear facility
>now you are in past jungle
>now you are in past robot wars
>now you are in present again and you coop chick dies
>>682008514
i'll post her tits if anyone can tall me whats this vidgame name
>>682009350
No one even gonna take a guess?
>be a plumber, usually
>now you gotta be a janitor and clean up graffiti made by a black guy
>black guy steals your girlfriend
>chase around a black guy with your janitorial equipment and pet dinosaur
>>682007570
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
>>682011158
>
Super mario sunshine
>>682011369
Yeah
>dog thing
>raps to get through life
>>682011628
Parappa The Rapper
>>682011628
Parappa tha rappa
>go to africa
>kill a bunch of niggers with dangerously bad breath
>find your ex who's blonde now for some reason
>pew pew pew
>>682011939
Resident evil 5?
>>682011939
Resident Evil 5?
>>682012071
bingo
>you and some rebels are on their way to execution
>when you're about to get killed, a nigger dragon comes by and starts rekting everything and everyone
>you either escape with faggot rebels or the fags that tried to kill you and rebels
>and you're on your own after that
>click the titties
>>682012404
Orgasmo?
>>682012233
Longest fucking cart ride ever. Like Jesus can we just play a fucking game?
>>682012651
everyone that isn't a complete fag has a save right before character creation
>>682012526
Nope.
>>682012838
Not the first time you play shithead.
>stuck on an island
>collecting shit to finally leave
>best friend falls into purple water
>he's a rodent now
>>682012876
Duke nukem then
>>682012979
if its the first playthrough then you shouldnt even care pussy boy.
>>682012233
Pick something harder and more veiny
Plus, that's Skyrim faggot
Banzai charging is actually a legitimate tactic.
>>682013202
Idgaf. It was a shitty game anyway. And when you're excited to play a game and have to sit through like 5-10min(what seemed like a ducking hour) of some other fag bitching about shit that doesn't even matter before you can play its just annoying as hell. Especially when you can't do anything to skip it
>>682013366
Rising Storm?
>>682008713
Fuckity, guesing whale oil gave it away
>alien niggers
>defend earth
>turns out you failed in squeal
>fin
>>682013093
Nope
>>682013703
XCOM Enemy Unknown
>>682013643
Bingo.
>a new level of NOPE a pair of iron maidens perfectly define
>most of the art is shitty anyways
>>682007570
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOOM
guess it
>average Joe, slaughter innocent creatures by the hundreds to get stronger
>start enough fires to scorch the earth seven times over, for no reason
>get bored, go fishing, instantly surrounded by 40 identical bald men with goatees
>spend all my money on glorified piece of coloured paper
>Fat pixelized faggot floating in the air
>A little less fat, but even more of a faggot wants you to get drugs for him
You throw magical boomerangs
the antagonist is a turkey.
>>682013985
I'll answer to questions about the game with yes or no
>>682013826
Fine then Nigger, figure out this one,
>Wake up on beach
>dinos and shit
>fin
>>682008378
TES 4 Oblivion
Ending was fucking stupid in my opinion
>>682012993
Jak
>>682014237
ARK
Haven't played, that's just an obvious one.
>>682007570
>look around corners
>cannot walk
>throw knives
Quote:
"It's time to chew ass."
>>682014433
Dick kickem
>>682014433
dick kickem
>>682014237
are you even trying?
>>682014433
>4433
>>682014581
>>682014581
Winrars
>Navy S.E.A.L. Simulator
>go to work
>late again
>shit don't work right and I fuck my job up
> Fucking facehugger looking shits all over the place
>gotta get to the surface but a government man doesn't let me
>just one of those days I guess
>>682014433
Quakem Shakem
>terrible game
>shitty graphics
>fucking 12 year olds think its best game
>the soundtrack is pretty good though
>>682014289
Good job faggot
>>682014354
FUCK YOU, YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS ONE,
>beta faggot
>learn alpha skills from thing
>fuck bad bichis
>win
>fin
>>682013987
Shaq-fu
>>682014851
It's actually pretty good, but Hotline Miami?
>Jackie Chan beats the shit out of you
>Jackie Chan kill your dad
>bother everyone in the world to find the motherfucker
>surprise surprise Jackie Chan went back to china
>Gollum's crackhead cousin beats you up
>>682014851
Minecraft, c'mon son
>>682008247
dark souls 3
>>682009159
portal two (2)
>>682008514
really no one???
>>682014851
Undertale?
>>682014851
Minecrap?
>>682015093
>>682015111
nope and nope
Hint: its more recent than minecraft
>>682015100
Limbo of the lost?
>collect everything that fucking moves
>occasional rhymes
>>682015255
Five Nights at freddy's
>>682015255
ITS UNDERTALE DUMBFUCKS
>>682015367
That triggers me pretty hard anon
>>682014851
Five Nights at Freddy's?
>>682015255
It's FNAF, but you know that doesn't have much of a soundtrack, right?
>>682014933
Every martial arts movie?
>>682014419
This one is still unsolved.
>>682015526
If it doesn't fit what anon said, maybe that's not it?
>>682015540
Nope
>>682008247
bioshock infinite?
>be me, pixelated white guy
>sliding down a hill on rectangles
>having fun, contemplating the meaning of life
>hairy motherfucker comes up to me and rapes my ass and includes me in his vore fantasies
>be lil boy
>its all black n white
>have to be a massive autist to figure the puzzles out
>no music
>a little popular a few years back, but isn't popular anymore
>>682015526
its Undertale
>>682015424
and >>682015189
had it right
>>682015895
Limbo?
>>682015895
Chips challenge?
>>682008247
Dishonored?
>>682016011
winrar
>>682015842
It's that stupid Windows stock game about skiing. I think it's called avalanche or something
>>682016099
Correct. Its called SkiFree
>One of the best in the series
>Cops hate you
>Main character is black
>Gangs
>Free roam
>>682016099
Skifree
>>682016262
Literally any GTA game.
>>682013987
Runescape
>>682014801
Sequel time:
>shit tripped on acid too hard, seeing some faggot in a suit
> Wake up in a train
>arrive at station, but the police are assholes
>Make my way to an ex-coworker
> Now he fucks everything up and I'm a wanted criminal
> make my way to safety with another ex-coworker
>Asshole cops show up and arrest ex-coworker
>after escaping I somehow cause a fucking revolt
>blow up giant skyscraper
>I guess it's really that time again
>>682009350
Seriously no one even gonna try?
>be me
>in hole
>dad leaves hole
>follows him
>gets raped by bombs
>>682013985
Serious Sam
Fuck outta here
>>682016532
watership down
>>682008898
Commander keen
>>682007570
>be dolphin
>>682016516
Half-Life 2
>>682016355
Not any
>In IV your white
>In V theres three character 2 of them being white
>>682016355
Nope it's SA you dumb fuck
>>682008081
probably just undertale, idk wtf asain dora is tho.
>>682016748
Gotta be. It was the best one by far
>>682016721
Plus you can't have gangs in V
>>682016717
you did it, good job i guess
This describes the beginning of this game
>you're some advanced warrior dude or someshit
>be trapped and asleep in some cell thing
>some evil ayyliens try to free you to use you or someshit
>you are telepathically contacted by some cyborg grill, who tells you to rekt them and gtfo
>you grab a primary gun, a secondary gun, and a melee weapon, and you gtfo on one of the ayyliens ships
>you have some evil ayylien machine or some shit on you, but eventually get it off
>>682008810
>dude finds a forum about lending out wifes
>gets interested in it and lends out his wife to strangers
>watches the records of her fucking
>>682016685
Fallout three
>>682014433
peekum bokem
>be me
>be base jumper
>base jumping is illegal but I do it anyway because fuck the man
>I jump
>it feels great, i see buildings rushing by and I can feel the wind in my hair
>Hit a ledge
>die
>restart
>>682008378
Elder scrolls 4 oblivion one of the best I mightadd
>be me, uber smart bald guy
>find pretty rock
>get blowed up, come back, get shot, come back
>UN bitches try to fuck my shit up
Its a series, but any game in it is acceptable
>>682016748
Winrar
>doggo is friend
>nigger in hat is friend
>this suit makes my ass big
>gotta build shit
>shadbase porn material
>overhyped as fuck
> asian police
>asian gang member
>open world
.
>>682017568
Fallout 4
>>682013642
Get it on pc you idiot. Download nexus, get start a new life, no more time wasting.
>wake up as metal thing
>fight a bunch of meth addicts
>gather red shit to become more powerful
>save daughter from insanely over protective mother
>>682014851
>̶t̶e̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶
>terrible fanbase
>name yourself
>people complain
>why does nobody have water?
>oh no I've run out of money
>>682017919
Everything you just said is time wasting. I have an irl life.
> You're chilling, eating pizza
> Demon niggers attack
> Slash slash
> Pew Pew
> More demon niggers
> Slash slash
> That motor bike riding on walls doesn't make any sense
> Slash slash pew pew
> Kill you brother
>>682018456
Devil may cry?
For the oldfags.
>win98 game
>be an orange eating chips in a computer
>get chased by scissors.
>>682017732
Winrar. Here is your prize.
>>682017291
Skate 3
>>682018203
Five nights at freddys?
Undertale?
minecraft?
Call of duty?
>>682018456
>
dmc3
>>682017582
Are you even trying? Sleeping Dogs.
>Literally worst of franchise.
>Rather play destiny.
>Xbone exclusive
>>682017069
deadspace?
> Fight Nothing
> Kill a god
> Go Home
>Today was a good day
>>682017069
or half-life
>>682019058
Halo 5?
> Daughter is sick
> That talking book is cool
> Why is that bitch almost naked
> Kill everything
> Who's the bad guy now ?
>>682017069
Warframe
>>682019171
Bingo
>>682019253
Winrar
>>682019171
kek
>fly throughh rings
>everything explodes
>>682007570
>jump my foes to death
>Nifty new punch to slaughter with
>Keep on fuckin up the shit turtle but he just goes to another room
>Thesestairswontstop.png
>Get my bitch back is a must
>JumpmanJumpmanJumpmanJumpmanJumpman
>>682008514
Is it like Road Rash????
>>682018647
no oldfags? MS-DOS game man, cmon!
>>682019444
Superman 64?
>"RULES OF NATURE"
> You are spooky
> Like really spooky
> OMG i can throw my arm
> Useless af tho
>>682019533
Yup. i thought so too.
>>682019533
No those were motorcycle like motorcycles.
>>682019528
Mario 64
>>682019575
winner
>>682014933
Fable, dubs acknowledged... also, check em douche barrel
>>682019528
Super Mario 64
Too easy man
Two old men fight over some gravel.
>loli bitch
>stanky vore bitch
>crossdressing bitch
>Farm bitch
>Harem of other bitches
>Faggot ass hero never gets laid
A solid serpent and liquid feline fight on top of a war robot
>>682019710
You earned this my friend
>sticks and stones may break their bones
>but fire is the game changer
>13 year old that beats up animals
>has 3 friends. 1 is an girl and one is asian.
>has an fatass friend that wants to destroy the world.
>the final boss is an fetus.
>>682019596
MGSV
>>682019596
Never Dead?
>>682020120
Far Cry 2
>be in Jersey
>be in Manhattan
>be in Tampa
>Douchebag of a friend "forgets" to sign you up for a competition
>be in Hawaii
>Douchebag of a friend steals your moves
>go other places in world
>be back in Jersey
>get revenge
>on 2nd playthrough, you punch douchebag
>>682018843
all of 'em are shite.
>>682020430
Tony Hawk something something
>>682018263
>On 4chan
>Accuses others of wasting his time
>Says he has irl life
Many keks at you sir. Many keks indeed.
>>682020153
Fucking rape baby final boss man...
Feels good.
>people fighting over glowing stuff
>sort-of people out of nowhere
>people fighting sort-of people over glowing stuff
>kid with a stupid beret and silly glove with a rock
>cat girl
>fatass with hammer
>dwarf with jetpack
>nigger with a pole
>fucking djinn
>>682019596
Stubs the Zombie
>sick people everywhere
>check your ableist privilege
>two dimensional characters
>first 15 minutes are hard
>after that it's baby town frolics
>I'm HOOKED on this game
>nukes
>>682020525
Yeah
>>682019596
Medievil on ps1
>>682020409
so close
>>682018263
It takes a total of two minutes. You friendo are a waste of "irl life". I bet you also got fallout 4 on Xbox cuz it's going to have "mods". Also why are you on the internet on a Friday if your life is so eventful?
>>682020531
GOW franchise?
>>682020153
Earthbound
>>682020616
winner
>>682020700
correct.
>>682018974
try this
> ethan
>HIVE
>Magagshi
>>682019825
Ok....
>Fucked
>Wake up more fucked
>Making fucked up movie
>Hold square to kill shit harder
>>682020528
You say this from your however many dollar pc. I'm on my phone trying to get my baby to go to sleep.
>>682020100
mgs4 guns of patriots
>>682020651
Probably just a poorfag who can't afford to build a PC and thinks it's cheaper to keep buying new generations of consoles.
>>682020651
lol its friday for you? is saturday night here
>>682018261
FNV?
>>682020120
Far Cry Primal
>>682020651
Uh its Saturday? And as I said right now I'm trying to get the baby to sleep. Had a cookout here. Everyone's gone now. Just me, the Mrs, and the baby
>spooky
>orbiting book is best book
>jump a lot
>kill shit
>you want to suck my what?
>oh, just my blood... WAIT, FUCK THAT
>>682016837
"Asian Dora" is describing Frisk.
k gonna fuck off
>>682020695
Winrar
New game
>people fighting over ORANGE glowy stuff
>now with 200% more robots
>bugs show up
>people fight bugs for glowy stuff
>>682020785
First of all, this is a different anon. There are two of us now. Second, my PC cost me 120 dollars. Less than your phone. I play Skyrim on it. Highest graphics settings. Checkmate.
>be a machine
>be incredible.
>>682011350
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>682021022
yeahhhh
>>682020909
Lmao. Yeah it's saturday, I'm running slow today.
>>682021030
>Correcting people on the day of the week
>International message board
>Not understanding time zones
>Being this baka
>sick guy beats up military with giant sword
>>682016713
That dolphin game with spooky/stupid ending. Shiiiit what was it called...
>>682016532
Fallout 3 fuckers
>>682021063
Mass effect 3
>>682013366
Halo
>co op
>legendary
Try this.
>be a detective
>make inevitably useless choices
>edgy disneyland
>>682021263
ff7
>>682020901
I just don't live my life in front of a computer screen. I have a laptop that I absolutely never use till tax time. Have an xbone cause I thought halo 5 was gonna be good. Huge letdown. It's a Netflix machine now and the occasional destiny.
>>682014774
any SOCOM
>>682016713
>>682021293
Ecco the Dolphin?
>>682021293
ELCHO THE DILPHIN BATCH!!!
>random number generator
>statistics
>risk analysis
>must obtain all the data
>sprites
>>682014419
Hint please
>>682021073
Ok? And that's supposed to make me feel bad how?
>>682021358
Nope
>>682020785
>have a life
>have a baby
Pick one.
>>682013987
Gotta be runescape
>>682021396
Nope
>>682021030
Suuure. By cook out you mean the tv dinner you made, and the baby is probably what the stray cat you take care of? Pathetic liar, this is the internet no one cares but you that you are a looser.
>SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>SHAUUUUUUUUUUN
>SHAUN!?
>>682014419
Luigis mansion
>>682021673
Fallout 4 or Heavy Rain
>>682021674
Throw knives?
>>682021673
Heavy rain
>>682021063
its lost planet 2
>>682014851
Undertale
>>682021673
heavy rain
also
JASON?!
JASON!
JAAAASSSOONNNN
>Fight Shadows
>Kill a god
>Walk alot
>>682021793
Ding ding ding!
>>682021400
Then why are you on the internet Mr. Raconteur? Go live your oh so exciting life we all believe you actually live lol.
>>682021574
Have both because having a baby doesn't mean you can't have a life. It means you have a life that has started to advance. Plus all my friends love him and make accommodations. Also I'm not a raging alcoholic or pothead so taking him places is pretty safe and he goes to sleep early wherever we are. It's actually really fun
>be black guy
>bro tells you that mom is dead
>come home
>kill a bunch of dudes
>drive
>>682021400
Well actually anon, I am an estimator at a body shop. Make 2.5k per month. Far from rich. Far from poor. I built my desktop from one I found in the trash. Upgraded it from used parts. I play games 4 hours a week, except on weekends when I occasionally binge. The issue isn't sitting in front of a computer screen or being poor. If you just had a "party" and can afford to buy a smartphone, you can save 50 bucks a month and build a cheap gaming PC. But you don't. You instead spend loads of money at once to buy a more expensive console with less capabilities and more expensive games. Then, you complain about the games you paid for because you thought they'd be good on console. I have news for you. The only games that are good on console are flying, racing, and fps games. Git Gud.
>>682015842
Line rider
>engineer cat and iron midget save the galaxy
>>682022004
GTASA
> stick dick in everything in the universe
> cuddlefish come fuck your shit up
> go fix shit
>>682021767
Im confident in my guess sir
>>682016262
Gta san andreas
>>682021902
you keep picking games i love lo
>>682022073
ratchet and clank
>>682022099
winrar
>>682021666
Is loose the new meme now? I could literally do a pic if it would make you feel better. You insulted a person on the Internet. Big whoop.
Squeaker city but better graphics than Minecraft.
>>682021412
Winrar. I'm surprised, I've never heard of anyone else playing that game other than me or my dad
>>682022073
Ratchet and Clank: Innuendo
>>682021525
It's not. It's supposed to make you realise you are incorrect. You can afford a gaming PC. but You don't because you are not educated about building a PC, which is cheaper than buying a new console. And especially cheaper than buying every new console that comes out. Especially if it's just for a game that might not be as good as you hoped. Like Halo 5 maybe?
>>682021904
Nice word
>fight cthulhu.jpeg with bunch of mercenaries
>slowly succumb to stress
>holy fuck I'm on the beach
>Am red AMA
>my shades help me save my round brothers
>let my cool, fresh ass touch those lips baby
>>682021904
I told you. I'm on my phone trying to put down the baby. He's almost out. This is for all you nonbelievers.
>It's dark, I have a flashlight
>It's not Silent, what was that noise
>how deep can I possibly go?
Good luck
>>682022195
Winning
Now for the hard one
>"Hot 2-D fighting!"
>guy with crazy hair and elf ears
>ferret sidekick
>blowing the glowrocks out of monkeys
>>682022504
Look how edgy you are
>>682022242
No I just made a spelling error. Im just calling out a liar. it's fun becuase I am a loser and have nothing better to do, butatleast I admit it unlike you.
>>682022532
skullgirls?
>>682022511
>any 3d horror game nowadays
>best in series
>wake after coma
>break out of prison
>shoot some dudes
>fight yellow ninja dudes
>friend dies
>part of gang
>cheeki breeki
>>682022665
Damn. Didn't think anybody would get that.
>>682022712
Slav Simulator
>>682010920
Timesplitters
>>682011628
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand
>>682022707
Saints row 2
>old game
>woman walks through castle
>end boss is a creepy vampire
Good luck
>>682021666
OSAMA BIN LIFTIN
>>682022681
>I can hear her crying, but never find her
>>682022809
Bingo
> be kid
> black and white
> "where's sis?"
>be literally a tank
>your nation is under attack by some asshole tanks
>towns taken over and the capital is shot a bunch
>you and some other tanks repel them away
>attack the enemy in the places they took over
>eventually beat them the fuck out
>giant tank
>>682022881
Castlevania
>>682020760
no one has got it yet
>>682019213
Nier
>>682022023
I honestly didn't mean to rag you for it really but what you described a console for is what I play for. And I got skyrim free with 360. I was like "cool, everyone has been talking about this" then I didn't like it. I think we both came off a little to aggressive towards one another. And to be quite honest I have a built pc that isn't hooked up my bro in law made has dual cards and stuff but we didn't use it very often so I'm about to set it up in my man cave for recording and I'll see what I can do to "get good" once that's all done.
>>682007570
I miss that game. I wish they'd put it on Steam. JSR is on Steam. But JSRF is far better.
>>682008247
For Honor
>>682023105
Had this on supernintendo. Coulda sworn it was just called Tanks but it could have just been what I called it when I was 3.
> You have to save your dog
> Get gangraped by shadows again and again
>>682022571
obvious any jak and daxter
>>682023196
winner
> In spaec
> DEMOCRACY!!
>>682022632
Meh. Younger me thought so. Younger me thought a lot of things.
>18,446,744,073,709,551,616 planets to explore.
>>682022504
Lol well just look at you, posting your child to further your useless argument that you in fact are still a loser.no amount of children, or lack of being able to put together a decent argument will make you any less of one.
>be an arab dude or sone shit
>undercover
>shoot american or nicaraguan
>shoot nicaraguan
>fail
You betrayed us farid, and for what?
TO THOSE YOU SERVE YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING!
>farid is kill
>move to shitty city
>gets video game job
>wife gives chores
>you go batshit crazy
>chandler from friends shoots you in the head
>doctor gives you his fancy watch for no reason
>jingle jangle
>>682023369
good jab
>>682023511
no mans sky
>faggot kid gets lost
>a lot of creepy shit
>spiders
