How old is too old to use 4chan?
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How old is too old to use 4chan?
18
There is no such thing as too old
>>682003456
30
15 I think is a little old for this shit
>>682003770
/thread
>>682003930
what if you didn't start coming here til your 30s?
>>682003930
If you take it seriously, 14.
If you just want a fun way to kill some time, 100.
>>682004061
You're beyond redemption.
/b/ isnt worth coming to,unless you're an old btard coming here when you were underage b&
One you reach your thirties. Get the fuck off 4chan grandpa your time is over
>>682004328
I remember when a 50-something math teacher at school (big time Christian and unmarried) declared to the class that he was still a virgin and didn't see the big deal... (presumably in some sort of attempt at preaching abstinence)
I just remember back then, as a young teenager, completely losing the small amount of respect I had for him... why, just why would someone do that to themselves - sex and reproduction is about the only thing that gives life meaning, even if you're a single weirdo math teacher who no woman would want to reproduce with you'd surely at least have tried to experience sex with a fat chick at uni or a whore
>>682004723
why?
>>682004328
It's just a shame i won't survive long enough to upgrade my wizardly powers to that of a wraith.
Being a wizard isn't all it's cracked up to be.
About deathbed time
>>682004723
>RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>682004879
I dont have to deal with women if i just want a quick orgasm?
Moderen women arent playing the good ol' wife anymore.They are just preying on men to get what they want but putting enough out over time to keep the man blind,when they are bored,bye
>>682003456
112 because your life is complete at 111
>>682004723
depends on which board. /b/ you should probably stop posting at 20 and stop visiting pretty soon after unless you're autistic. /k/, /fit/, /ck/, /out/ and /tg/ all have a lot of older (over 25, many past 30) people on them
>>682005099
Because You're too old geezer
>>682005523
haven't heard a good reason why over 30 is too old though
>ITT people saying ages over their
>>682005710
Over their what
>>682005276
THen don't date them retard just have sex with them. Why do you losers get so worked up over women? Who cares if they don't care about you and want to "not be a housewife", don't be butthurt about it, get over it and play nice to get some ass every once in awhile, it's not like you HAVE to fucking fall in love with the twat, instead of being some basement dwelling aspie.
Boards outside the generally known cancer ones have legitimate discussions about things, so it varies.
>>682005965
over their age
>>682005687
Because I said so
>>682003456
I'm 35 and believe it or not I'm not a wizard
>>682006014
I dont give a fuck about women.They arent worth my: Time,money,paitence,life.
I'd rather save money from the bar,picking up her tab so she might have sex with me when we get to the cab out side
>>682005687
because this place is just for edgy teenages.
Seems fun at first but like all things, shit gets old and tired. When you realize this, it's time.
>>682006497
I realized this at least 2 years ago and here I am
>>682006573
because teenages are edgy when they do something like post anonymously on the internet, where as 30 year olds are not edgy.
>>682003456
>How old is too old to use 4chan?
About 8 hours after death.
I'm 42 and still here.
>>682006497
>Its time
You're here for ever
(10 years btard'ed)
>>682006573
repeat
"why?"
"reason"
until reason = false
I'm 42
>>682006737
what if you're not concerned with being edgy?
I'm 26, is that too old?
4chan is pretty much the entirety of my "social" life.
>>682006497
Only good answer here.
Everyone else is 'omg this is our secret treehouse club, you're too old to be here'
>>682006484
So you admit you're an edgy teenager?
>>682007009
Depends on how long you're been here
>>682007009
see that's the thing, I had friends and stuff in my 20s and most of my 30s. now I'm 39 and have been on 4chan for ~8 years. wife is also a /b/tard. don't worry, we're not going to breed.
>>682007104
>'omg this is our secret treehouse club, you're too old to be here'
that is what I'm sensing out of it, it's like the "no girls on the internet/tits or gtfo" thing. girls and old people have cooties dontcha know.
>>682007211
Actually, I think this year is my 10 year anniversary, or it might be 11th, I don't remember.
>>682003930
you know it's a new generation of underage b& when they had to lower the ages on this.
>>682007434
That image has a created date of 2005.Its been teh same bruh
>>682007329
The good ol days
dammit there's a copypasta image that gets posted from time to time on feels threads that's from an anon that at the time was like in his 50s or something. anyone have it?
>>682003456
12
Also if you made that go stick your dick inside it
>>682007593
I was going to say remember 2006 but that WAS 10 years ago
...fuck
>>682007891
Yup.
>>682004339
>Take it seriously
How the hell can you take 4chan seriously
>>682007796
>if you made that
yup it's time to leave, the stupid is getting too thick in here
>>682007891
remember, remember, the 5th of November
>>682003770
/thread
>>682006973
I'm 49
>>682005276
Are these statistics real? I'm too lazy to fact check.
Is it weird that I have made the exact thing in OP picture. I use to put it on my dick before I watched porn, if I got hard i would rip it off.
>>682000000
>>682008676
>>682008676
>>682004723
>calling someone in their 30s grandpa
FOUND THE WEEABOO
>>682004723
I was on the internet when you were just the "fastest" sperm swimming up your skanky moms Fallopian tubes.
>>682009108
>taking my comment seriously.
Yikes
Also how the fuck does that equate to me being a weeaboo? Fucking autist
>>682009108
niggers are often grandparents by age 30
>>682009347
topkek
>>682009514
How the hell do they know?
>>682003456
I'm 35, been using 4Chan for maybe 8 years, browse all 4 Chan really,
It's definitely better than face book, and we can say what ever the Fuck we want on here, /b/ used to be good until the shitposters from reddit and tumbler came through, but sometimes there's still good threads on here,
I am 54, i am not to old for this shit. I buy prostitutes every weekend.
>>682009514
>great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents
>>682010459
Keep telling yourself that gramps.
>>682004723
I was beating off to pic related back when your mom was staring in that shit.
>>682009012
Didn't really answer my question but I'm glad I don't live in Canada.
>>682003456
if you don't get it anymore, that's when you're too old
>>682010180
>1814
>Their fault, we bought most of 'em as ex-criminals anyway.
>1914
>See: 1814
>2014
>Still being criminals
Fucking hell black people.
>>682010774
this so much
>>682011099
I though that was the one i had but didnt lol
>>682010875
Pretty accurate.
I turn 44 this Wednesday :*)
>>682003456
what ever age you are. and it applies to you only.
> b 40
>probly better shape than all you autistic, fat or scrawny pimply fucks calling me geezer or gramps
>I can fuck all the 20-ish gf'nds that friendzoned you and you know it
>I lurk /b/ cuz schaden freude
> half you NEETs don't even know what the fuck that means
>that's why I don't have kids
>couldn't stand raising a millennialfag such as 90% of yourselves
>but I do enjoy fucking millennialfag bitches because they're more sluttier than the guys these days
53 here. (yes, seriously).
I just come here every once in a while for the abundance of amateur porn.
Fuck you all.
>>682011099
Even more cringey than the original
I hate the lack of the old lingo anymore
>>682012149
>schadenfreude as more than one whole word
Go away.
>>682012241
Then you're the new generation who has never been in the real pit of the cesspool
>>682012640
>you have no appreciation of what the internet is capable of and are a cog in a machine hellbent on destroying it
>not cringe
I think all ages should be welcome here. Older posters can remind us of vintage memes, such as Girugamesh.
I'm 38...
>>682003456
Well Im 35 so, idk, 40?
Wait until you have to pay for your own Doritos and Mountain Dew Baja Blasts and Steam accounts let alone your own utility bills when you're 50 and your parents finally die
>>682012886
>You being 4 years old in the 4chan golden age.
>Never getting the sense of community as you got linetrapped after 2 hours.
>never posting in epic bread
>never seeing a cp thread an questioning your morals.
>meme's created weekly
>never getting to talk and fuck around with mods/gods
Yeah,you totally had it better with your tumblr
>>682005347
Lol 111 is the first trips I got on 4chan.
>>682013354
I have very good life insurance on my parents
>>682003456
46 years old
Been browsing since 2007, you can never be to old if you enjoy this site and all the cunts that browse it.
>>682013934
faggot
>>682013934
>I dont enjoy this site and all the cunts that browse it
7/8/420/master/b/ are all slow and shit
>>682013475
>implying
>>682014141
Go piss up a rope kid.
>>682010862
I used to do that too, I used to beat off to "Friends" and Victorias Secret catalogs. The internet fucking rules.
Bet you fags dont even know what this it
>>682005099
BECAUSE YOURE A WHITE MALE
>>682014689
Was a weird ass commercial I kekd to
>>682014594
>being in /b/ since 2007
>get pissed off when someone calls him a faggot
>>682015062
>gets pissed off when self entitled newfag tries to change /b/
Well considering that /b/ is a haven for random cp, jailbait or what not and your average YouTube vid with a 9 year old giving lessons on how to do splits, if you look at the age consensus on said video it's mostly viewed by males aged 35-55, one can assume that the average age of /b/ is around those ages because one can spot a newfag or summerfag in a heartbeat. Or you're a bunch of twentysomethings with a very unhealthy social life
>>682013341
You monster!
>>682015183
Those pedo's dont know what /b/ is.They are just pedos'
My dad is 47 and still goes on 4chan.
>>682015585
Son, get out. 4chan is 18+
>>682016056
No.
>>682016128
Damn it.
>>682016128
49 here and on since 2007.
:stopmusic:
I'm 50. So fuck you all.
>>682003456
old enough to breathe, old enough to leave.
>>682015550
Middle-aged pedos not knowing about /b/
How does it feel to be this new?
Average 30+ year old in 4chan
>>682016211
tfw no dubs
>>682016290
>>682016363
also 49
>>682016211
:) yay EFG
>>682003456
Never. The only disqualifies are being a nigger or being a faggot.
>>682016211
FUCK.
>>682016650
>>682016890
>>682017033
I SAID NO FUCKING DUBS
>>682003456
I'm 55, you little faggots, and I can /b/ better than you little turds can.
Let me let you in on a little secret, fuck-tubbies: You will NEVER be older than 15-20 in your own mind. The mirror will reflect someone older every year, and sometime after you hit the magic number of about 34 people start to treat you with this weird deference, like you actually KNOW something that secretly you don't know - it's just because you LOOK older and so they give you props for no good reason at all.
Once you hit 50, you essentially become invisible to women less than 38-40 years old - something which is really depressing when you consider the 20 year old who lives in your head still wants to fuck 15-30 year old girls - but if someone sees you checking out the hot 18 year old with her titties falling out of her top, they say things to you like "easy, Grandpa" or "Watch it, Perv" - shit, I STILL want to fuck 18 year olds - have since I was 15 or so - so why should I change just because my ball-sack is around my knees?
And the first time you're talking to some dude in his 20's and you totally relate to what he's talking about, like he's a brah, and he says something like "were women this fucked up back in YOUR day?" you realize just how your inner conception of your age doesn't match the outer appearance of your liver-spotted carcass.
You watch TV and see 70 year old actors and rock stars out with 20 year olds, and you actually THINK that that could be you, except for the fact that you didn't bother with the whole Rock Start career - instead, you did 30 years at the Factory and raised 4 kids in a house your wife now owns because she decided she needed to "find" herself after she turned 40 and had her mid-life crisis where you are no longer relevant to her "self-awareness" in life.
So, in some abject misery, you overhear your teenage son talking about this magical place called 4Chan, and especially this part of the forum called /b/. You come, and you stay.
>>682017216
No, fuck you. I want dubs.
>>682017420
At least I rolled a 420. Blaze it, faggot.
I'm 12 and what is this?
>>682003456
>>18
>>682017262
ain't nobody got time to read all that
>>682003456
I'm 41.
>>682017262
>being 50
>has to prove him self to 2 generations down
>>682017420
>>682017262
And then some other 15 year old with snot and masturbation-juice still dripping off his chin tells you "hey man, Secret Club, you're too old to be here" - or does something idiotic like call you a "virgin" like you haven't banged enough ass in your day to fill a freaking stadium (dudes, it was the 70's and 80's, if you had a Dick, someone would fuck you).
Fucking kids think that they INVENTED being weird and edgy - we had "Faces of Death" as soon as there was VHS, and Porn was around when Edison invented cinema.
There is nothing new under the sun, kiddo's except for the way we all can gather under this huge Ripley's-Believe-It-Or-Not weird collection of bizzaro people known as 4Chan.
It's fun to never grow up, dudes, even when you have to grow old.
>>682017954
I'll post until I get dubs.
>>682018133
Welp.
>>682018177
Wat.
>>682018224
How?
>>682018277
Holy shit.
>>682017903
Answering a question with a rant isn't the same as proving yourself, sonny. Now shine my shoes, and be quick about it.
>>682018319
I thought it would never stop.
>>682017262
40sfag here - you ever think of paying to fuck the 18 year-olds? Or done so?
No more dubs beyond this point, bossu commands it!
>>682018133
Sit down and lets have a conversation anon.
>>682008036
Stfu u fag
>>682018119
>"Faces of Death"
Don't forget alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless
>>682018381
indeed
>>682018133
>>682018177
>>682018277
>>682018555
stolen from me
>>682018434
Actually, no. Have thought about it (who doesn't), but I manage to get plenty of 40-ish milfs to keep me in the game.
>>682005276
This.
I'm 24 and still virgin. I don't really like to be with other human. For me personally the effort to go out, date chicks and deal with their shit is much to big for the reward.
>>682018603
Don't you touch that thing.
>>682018119
Where was the outlet down the store that you would watch innocent groups of men be brutally murdered with automatic rifles as their blood filles the streets and then are decapitated.
Didnt think so pops
>>682011716
still younger than my /b/tarded ass
>>682018578
I had forgotten about that - yeah, them was some weird days when you had to wait for a picture to download before you could look at it and decide if you wanted to fap to it.
But hey, I started off with purloined "Nudist" magazines that I got from my brother. They were in Black and White. Sheeeeeuuuut.
>>682003456
Fuck you. And nice flesh light.
>>682018603
DON'T YOU DARE, EFG
>>682012203
I turn 54 in June
>>682017262
cheers you ancient faggot <3
12
>>682019150
>not owning a 3300 baud modem browsing the bbs and playing muds
>>682008814
bahahha my kekkles
I'm 19 and I feel like a bit of a loser, I'll probably be here for a while though
>>682018745
I keep wondering if there's these younger chicks on Fetlife and what-have-you who have fantasies about creepy old guys but you have to jump through some hoops they set up so that they don't get 1000 emails from drooling awkward idiots.
I also wonder if there's people out there who are like you or I who basically didn't really grow up and would hang out together. There's all sorts of "queer" communities around unusual sexualities and identifying as a different gender and all that, you think there'd be something for people who "identify" as being in their twenties or so.
I looked up "transchronic" on Google, thinking that might be it, but one of the only references to it was from a pedo.
>>682015036
I remember when this was true....
but so does Pepperidge Farms..
>>682018603
back off!
>>682019132
Actually, I never cared for Gore. All dudes seem to like Rekt, but that's because we're dudes.
>>682019237
I wish I could go back to the 80s.
>>682017262
Damn that is depressingly accurate
>Married 50-something father
>>682018177
A chain
im fucking 23 now and started browsing /b/ in 2007 when i was fucking 14.
to be honest it has always been a shithole, even though there were more raids and CP posted here back in the day.
and actual YLYL threads existed that werent immediately spammed with cancer by some sour fuck.
there is no age limit to /b/. this is just a cesspool of social degenerates and losers of society. people that try to limit this community are just salty about their own inability to build exclusive friendships in real life and try to profile themselves.
/b/ is not your special secret internet club, its just a rotten page full of masturbating idiots
>>682019532
Spending a week downloading 1 picture that is supposed to be a beheading,and its just a guy sticking his dick in a wheel of cheese
if you are over 30 and still browsing 4chan i legitimately feel bad for you. It's sad
seriously what the fuck are you doing here? did you not ever make a life for yourself?
or you just still love shitposting THAT much?
I would hope by the time i'm 30 I'll have enough better things to do.
>>682019980
IT was a shithole,but it was our shithome,the people tha created it from scratch,not this reddi/swj/tumblr/gawker PC cunts
>>682020167
>I would hope by the time i'm 30 I'll have enough better things to do.
You won't.
>>682020167
There were alot more mentally and physically disabled people back there.Before tall this bully campagin shit. And before docs were shoving antidepressents and amphitamine down kids throws like candy.
>>682017262
>>682018578
unfortunately that NG is so dead.
but I still NG the other stuff
>>682020189
your newfag is showing
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>>682020167
>I would hope by the time i'm 30 I'll have enough better things to do.
Try to figure out what those things would be now or else you'll still be on here - this is serious advice. You don't have to fret over it, because you can change the plan, but have a plan.
>>682020167
It'll happen to you lol
>>682020189
political correctness is just a meme, it will die off quickly enough.
people just realised how easily /b/tards are trolled with this crap. if you could contain your tears they'd fucking leave within days.
>>682020605
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do you even ebaums
>>682012034
I think you got your titles mixed up there.
>>682020505
The bestiality one was active up until about four years ago, there was about a terabyte of stuff per year or more for a couple years.
>>682019505
>>682020505
Damn look at the numbers on both my post... wacky!
>>682020647
This better be a joke - the last time the Anon Talk admin spammed 4chan he got IRL raided and someone put a sign on his apartment door telling his neighbors that he was a pedo.
the last two digits of check em
>>682020898
I dont have any EFG'S that describe this thread
>>682018578
I remember alt.dolcett and alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism
good times
>>682021089
Thats been what,8-10 years ago lol
>>682008036
When you want to commit suicide or when you go on school shootings.
Someone setup us the bomb.
Main screen turn on.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
Take off every ZIP
For great justice
>>682009495
>yikes
>equate
inb4 "I'm just intellectual learn to speak English faggot"
>busting gallons and gallongs to this bitch
I'm 47. Got to kids and 4 grandkids. I have a good sex life with my wife.
But I like boobies. Who doesn't like boobies?
I'm 60 and this site still entertains me.
>>682004879
You're shallow, anon
Do u even /d/ monica
>>682021947
Those aren't even big words. Dumbass faggot.
>>682023029
>>682023236
Stop you're making my nipples hard
>>682003456
No one should use 4chan.
70
>>682023416
33 going on 34 here. Been going here since 2005.
>>682003456
I'm 29. I don't know. There is no age to my opinion.
I don't /b/ I /d/
Realistically you should only stop using /b/ by the age of 18.
The rest of 4chan is fun for all ages.
>>682003793
/Thread
>>682020167
im a mid 30s white guy with a good job, a house, a wife, and a kid. Pretty normal, happy nuclear family. Kind of settled in here like... what 10 years ago? Came over from YTMND and just never left.
Youll be here in 10-15 years too faggot. None of us can leave.
>>682003456
considering /b/ is generally an autistic forum full of weird, edgy, and retarded shit, anyone from about 14-28 is ok imo. if you're 35 and still visiting a website like this, you're either a virgin and/or a complete social retard
The feels when someone posts a nostalgia thread or childhood faps thread and it's 95% shit fron between 1995-2002 and nobody responds to your 80's images
>>682025247
>this website is a 18+ website
>>682025996
>>682025996
4chan wont last that long.
mook will finishing data harvesting and eventually sell it to someone else,who dosent give a fuck about it but wans to destroy it
>>682026034
>pour a glass of whiskey
>log on the chan
>click my way to my good friend /b/
>find some loli and rekt threads.
>start sipping
Mellow out man
>>682017262
>>682018119
>>682026069
>post in best of 4chan
>post from 05-08
>no one says shit
>check out what they are posting
>posts from '14-'15
>feelsbatman
I feel you
>>682004328
people dont make it to 90 in chanculture
>>682020167
>I would hope by the time i'm 30 I'll have enough better things to do
See you in 14 years you underage faggot
>>682004339
>a fun way to kill some time
Got it in one there anon. That's why there's no age limit imo.
44btw.
Even if I had a family, a job, little to no free time, I'd still come on here.*
When I stop, I'll probably be dead.
* that's not to say its a good use of time, 99% of /b/ is YLYL threads with the same shit every time and trap threads.
>>682020701
>political correctness is just a meme, it will die off quickly enough.
i genuinely believe it will go away once totalitarianism is introduced-which will be a very bad thing for everyone
>>682006623
Know that feel, /b/ro.
>>682028054
Oh yeah, /s/ gives me some hope, as long as feet threads stay away.
>>682026916
Not that you notice them,they have transcended
>>682017262
>>682018119
I turn 33 in a day. Jesus Christ, I FEEL this coming like a freight train, man. I've already got a medicine cabinet filled with blood pressure pills, diabetes meds, and enough benzos to put an elephant to sleep. I play video games and these little snot-nosed brats say, "You sound like my dad." Then I jokingly ask how old their dad is....and he's younger than me.
Everywhere I go online, I'm told I'm "too old" to be there. As if my interests should immediately change the day I turn 30. I want what I've always wanted...pussy, video games, and Taco Bell after midnight. Why should does being a certain age suddenly mean I'm not allowed to enjoy my favorite things anymore?
Hell, I tried to buy some weed the other day and the guy said, "Probably for your arthritis, huh?" You're either a kid or you're ancient, these days.
>>682027222
salute
>>682014223
420 isnt that slow
I never understood the face of threads.Like holy fuck that is the exact opposite of what this site stands for.
Fucking plebs
>>682029586
this made me chuckle. Happy early birthday dadbro
>>682029586
>Hell, I tried to buy some weed the other day and the guy said, "Probably for your arthritis, huh?"
fuckin kek pepawh
>>682030270
i always thought those have to be data mining, or maybe it is /soc/ refugees?
>>682030568
soc should never exist.
Camwhores have their place on /b/
But all there social media contacts on soc,ond an anonymouse website?
the fuck
>>682030362
Thanks man. I wish I could say I was laughing, but I think that's my doctor while she counts all the money she gets from my insurance.
>>682030456
Admittedly, I DO use weed to deal with my pain and diabetic neuropathy.
Also, I've sat on my balls quite a few times.
>>682030853
maybe im being presumptuous but 33 and you have a bunch of meds;wtf mang? as a mid twenties youre scaring me
>Admittedly, I DO use weed to deal with my pain and diabetic neuropathy.
he got you dead to rights
>Also, I've sat on my balls quite a few times.
dr told me its imperative for my health that i dont sit down to take a piss anymore, i was getting to many UTI's
I'm 73 - been here since 2006
>>682031386
How can you remember the mems then?
>>682003770
This better be bait. The underage fags are what makes this site cancer.
>>682031474
I use knowyourneme
>>682031386
>73
youre already winning, you did a good jorb
>>682031653
How do you remember that website?
>>682031785
bookmark
>>682031938
How do you remember where the bookmark is?
>>682013475
>being on 4chan for over a decade
>not cringe
>>682032058
I only have one - it's on the bookmark toolbar
>>682031286
Your health will never, ever be better than it is right now. Get used to that. It ONLY goes downhill from here. I rolled snake eyes in the genetic dice game. Over and over. When I was 30, I developed high blood pressure. When I was 31, I developed fatty liver/high triglycerides/high cholesterol. When I was 32, I had a heart attack and then was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes that onset FUCKING OVERNIGHT.
I take 12 medications a day, some multiple times....so if you throw in my multivitamin, I take about 20 pills a day. My doctor says, "Hey, you're lucky...you don't need daily injections." Sure. Lucky.
At least I can still get an erection. Of course, my wife won't fuck me, and I'm not the type of guy to fuck around on the side, so my dick hasn't been dusted off in a while.
>>682003456
You meant
>how old is too old for /b/
leave as soon as possible
>>682032345
How do you pass the captchas?
>>682032345
Your ONLY bookmark is to knowyourmeme? fucking kek
>>682031386
Holy shit, was this your first dank meme?
I'm 27.
I don't go on /b/ much anymore.
I've been around a long time.
>>682032554
I have a 4chan gold pass (no captchas)
/b/ is my homepage
when I turn my computer on a script starts firefox and takes me here and logs me in automatically
>>682006973
Me too my nigga
I'm 59. I'm here to post bananas and fuck underaged lolis and I'm all out of bananas
>>682032513
>Your health will never, ever be better than it is right now. Get used to that. It ONLY goes downhill from here. I rolled snake eyes in the genetic dice game. Over and over. When I was 30, I developed high blood pressure. When I was 31, I developed fatty liver/high triglycerides/high cholesterol. When I was 32, I had a heart attack and then was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes that onset FUCKING OVERNIGHT.
>I take 12 medications a day, some multiple times....so if you throw in my multivitamin, I take about 20 pills a day. My doctor says, "Hey, you're lucky...you don't need daily injections." Sure. Lucky.
>At least I can still get an erection. Of course, my wife won't fuck me, and I'm not the type of guy to fuck around on the side, so my dick hasn't been dusted off in a while.
holy fuck anon, i feel like you need to do a campus tour or something bc your speel was more effective than any D.A.R.E. shit, im legitimately spooked a bit right now
maybe its time i become a /fit/ezen
>>682031386
That's fucking awesome, I hope this isn't bait
>>682019146
I tuned 44 on the 15th.
>>682019146
Sorry, meant for
>>682011716
>>682011141
naild
>>682033092
not bait i'm 73 but all that other shit about my memory is bs
My memory is still pretty much OK
My eyesight is good enough to pass the captchas
and whatever else I said, (I forget some of it)
>>682032513
It really is fucking genetics that determines everything. I'm 38 and I smoke, drink beer daily, eat mostly junk food, yet I'm still my high school senior pants size and look ten years younger than I am. Recently did a half-marathon just for the shits, barely even trained for it.
That said, I'm still fucking permavirgin which sucks even more because I look fucking *good*, especially now as most guys my age get all paunchy and gray and shit. When it comes to women and work, I'm just a regular fucking pasta factory.
At least you're fucking normal enough in your head to have a wife and can figure out where to buy weed.
>>682004879
Fuck you, man. Give him a break. You do know it is possible for some people to genuinely not be interested in something most people desire.
Never too old, where else can you speak mind without offending some hyper sensitive snowflake and catching a case?
>>682032303
Just go back to tumblr all ready you fucking faggot
>>682004879
Chill dude
>>682008036
>I'm a newfag- The Post
Dude, people taking the internet seriously is why we raided the fuck out of everyone 10 years ago.
We Obliterated Furries everywhere on the internet.
While most of it was for fun, interchan wars were a real thing. Check dramatica to catch up on your history.
Does any of it matter? When you are 12 it does. 22? 30? not so much
>>682031631
Of course it is you retard.
>>682010142
Kek
>>682033903
>We Obliterated Furries everywhere on the internet.
Then why did the furfags win, newfag?
>>682033053
Just be careful.... /fit/ is filled with a lot of dumbasses who just want big muscles. But YES, get in shape and get yourself as healthy as fucking possible, before your metabolism tanks. If I knew as a teen what I know now, I'd be so much better off...
Be spooked. Seriously. Health issues are no fucking joke. Take care of yourself.
>>682033547
First off, you need to realize you have NOTHING to loose when it comes to women. They know whether they'll fuck you within 10 seconds of meeting you. So cut the bullshit and just go in for the kill, every time. Just smile, make eye contact, and remember that you don't owe that woman a fucking thing. Say something that gets her attention and keeps it. I've actually gotten ass by making jokes to women about me being fat.
That being said, genetics is key, and seriously, fuck yours. I'm jealous. I started going grey at 25, and all my health issues have hit at the same ages they hit my parents and grandparents, like clockwork. I drink a milkshake and I gain 20 lbs. I can't drink cause it gives me migraines. I eat more green shit than anything else, and my blood sugar is still insane. I gained over 100 lbs in a year without changing my diet....my body just randomly decided it had to store EVERYTHING.
>>682017262
Damn. I have a 67 year old friend (I'm 29) and we just had a conversation about this. Not the same words, obviously, but damn. Life is so bizarre.
>>682025996
>None of us can leave.
>>682013515
Mine was 666
>>682031286
>>682031474
>>682031653
>>682031785
>>682031938
>>682032058
>>682032345
top kek
>>682031631
Lurk moar
>>682034516
My problem isn't shyness. It's that I fucking always say shit that pisses people off. I got a really lousy internal censor.
Looking at family history, pretty much if lethal Cancer doesn't get me, then I won't really have any medical problems until I'm in my late 60s-early 70s. My grandfather is pushing 90 and still lives independently, and he loved his whiskey and cigs even more than I do (he quit cold turkey three decades back, though)
>>682003930
>tfw my main is on Eredar
Fuck I'm almost there
>>682034516
>Just be careful.... /fit/ is filled with a lot of dumbasses who just want big muscles. But YES, get in shape and get yourself as healthy as fucking possible, before your metabolism tanks. If I knew as a teen what I know now, I'd be so much better off...
>Be spooked. Seriously. Health issues are no fucking joke. Take care of yourself.
sure thing Pa, no but seriously i probably will take things seriously, ive noticed things effect me way more, and yeah thanks for the heads up i know there are a lot of fucked in the head swole guys on fit, i know better then to get hooked on drugs, even if it is for sick gainz
>>682034715
>mfw
>>682026503
Lets smoke opium together
>>682011420
Am I the only one who cringes at these? I can see al the 500 pound neckbeards worshipping this pic.
>>682020749
Spider expert detected
