Waifu claiming thread.
>Bun Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>tell us your fantasies
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>show your legs to Yume
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>682498516
Shit whoops.. Thanks for pointing that out to me
>I'm really hungry
>I need food
>>682498640
Hehehe~
How are you?
>more hugs
>>682498483
I'm good! I've had an easy day so I've been relaxing
>>682498744
>infinite hugs
>these hugs never end
>Mr. Bones intensify
><3
>>682498824
>>682498824
If kagami won't give you a hamburger I will!
>>682499102
I'm great! How are you?
>prinz
Yuuki from last thread claiming.
Claiming Best Ass Waifuuuu
>>682499637
Yes Cap'n just for you!
> Even more testosterone than usual kek
>>682499824
Yeahhh im always down to submit Noire~
She's just too fun not our faut!
>Mine is always ready for some Nep Noire action~<3
>lurking.
>>682500002
>smugthread then?
>>682500002
>Winners have beards
>Shizuru get
Akiko claim
>>682500002
>off by 2
>
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
>>682496662
What caused you to doubt?
>>682500240
Smug?
>>682500002
kagami claimed!!!
Milinda claim
Am I real?
>>682497588
>gah!
Hey Prinz, good to see you're here. Im well. Just going through a carwash while on /waifu/ What's crackin'?
>>682497699
She was awesome. Matching the MC has always been something no waifu could do, but she did.
>>682497948
That's crap to hear. What's been going on?
>saved quickly
Thank you for your patronage.
>>682500119
>>682500307
>wants fish
>>682498861
Aaaagain.
I hope you had a good day.
>>682499028
Then I might eat you out because I love you too Uhu~
>>682499824
It's not like that~
>>682500064
Maybeee (?)
>
>>682500119
>hugs forever
><3
>>682497991
To be honest I didn't know how to explain it so I was just going to say "I just do" but then I thought of something
>>682500436
Not yet, dear.
>>682498744
>>682500495
I aint got no fish!
>>682500469
>that picture
L-LEWD!
>>682500379
>smuglife
>>682500469
Nothing much, just relaxing like usual. It's good to see you here!
>more hugs
>>682500495
Will this salmon do?
>>682500621
<3
>prinz
>>682500002
>>682500071
>>682500119
>>682500177
>>682500216
>>682500227
>>682500236
>>682500240
>>682500248
>>682500258
>>682500307
>>682500338
>>682500379
>>682500410
>>682500424
>>682500436
>>682500469
>>682500495
>>682500621
>>682500674
>>682500679
>>682500755
>>682500767
>>682500338
Not being Mikan or Hope.
>>682499123
theoretically we completed our mission and leave the germans in their own mess of a shitty u-boat. High command might not be so happy though, time for ronorubable combat.
Risk a message to the germans telling them to stay as low as they can and sneak north or whatever way is closest to reinforcements. We dive higher, letting them detect us but try to distance ourselves while preparing for combat.
In short: act as bait trying to lure them away from the germans.
>>682500258
>>682500119
>fish
>>682500679
>oops
Best mage's hat claimed~
>>682500227
That's the spirit!
>>682500248
>>Winners have beards
Fuck you ;-;
>pic related
>>682500119
I'm doing good~ There was a leak in a restaurant so they had to send us to the rescue~
>even tho I was pretty much useless
>have another hug ya qt
>>682500833
Ohi(You)
>Shizuru
>>682500988
A leak of propane, forgot to add that
>megumin
>>682500002
Claiming
>>682500227
You're god damn right
>>682500424
Hello. Feeling better today?
>>682500767
Hello
>>682500887
.......
>>682500767
Hello yuuko!!
>happy hugs
>>682500887
> >>682500808
>>682500988
A leak? That's not good!
>more explosive hugs
>>682500119
HEY! NOIRE IS MINE!
> hugging Noire with lots of love <3
> those are some sexy buns tho
>>682500469
CUTENESS OVERLOAD X///X
>>682500621
See? You can't fool anyone anymore~ You have to be sincere with your own feelings from now on~<3
>>682500833
> never realized Ohio is sexy kawaii desu yo
> weeb edition post
> Neptune claimed!
>>682500988
At least your hat's a winner.
>Shizuru
>>682500990
You really should try to copy the hair style more, like when that specific style has outlines on the hair it's good to have it on the beard too.
>>682500887
>off by one
onlt fish for gets
>>682499824
Maybe.
>I don't know if they want anyone else knowing
Jesus is not coming back and it's our fault.
>>682500469
Lost my Grandma yesterday morning. My mood has been kinda shity for a while. Im feeling better today though
>that pic
>
>>682500833
kek thats a creative one. Thanks friend
>>682501164
Yeah. Thanks again. How are you doing?
>>682500177
Welcome back Yuuki
vlad claim
>>682501220
That sounds like work.
I decline.
>>682500841
Hm. I see.
>>682501351
Neither is
>he
>>682500119
im pretty ok just woke up like 4 hours ago and still tired though
>them burgers look good
sachi claim
>QUAD CHECK EM
>Please praise my booty
>>682500621
Awww Noiree~
I'll let you do what ever you want!
>kiss<3
>>682500988
Hell yeah I like you my bro!
>>682501146
Always here to be right!
Thanks for the approval
>>682501400
Im doing ok.
>hugs
>>682501560
I feel so fking dumb right now
> Die in a hole
>>682500887
Fish from Rory
>>682501171
hello old rose
>>682501164
hello miho
>>682501351
hello green
>>682501401
hello vlad
>>682501770
at least you have love!!!
>>682501805
top kek
>>682501201
That doesn't mean that I'll be easy to get~
>>682501560
Ufufu~
I'd love to <3
>kisses back <3
>>682501351
Tatsumaki came back though~ Good enough for me. >:D
>>682501560
We need our trio, Aqua! We gang up on Tsun-Noire again~?
> kiss <3
>>682501770
You forgot to reference a post? >:D
>>682501805
> the fish haircut
>>682501206
Topkek
>>682501171
At least nobody got hurt~
>>682501770
Kek
>>682499123
You said they've got a carrier with them, I assume its in the middle of their formation surrounded by the others, look for an opening in their formation to see if we can hit the carrier. Let the Germans know I plan to hopefully sink it or at least hit it then get out of the area quickly so they don't need to stick around unless they want to, they've got the tech on board now though so I'd rather they safely get out before anything happens.
>>682502004
>nobody
>megumin
>>682501805
>>682501560
That was disappointing
>>682501401
Great taste comrade
>>682501201
Hmmmm? Ooh I already have someone special. Iove everyone here, so hearts from Me are common
>>682501555
Still tired? Wow. Try coffee or something
>they did look good
>>682501869
<3
>more hugs
>>682502004
Yeah thank God
I hate you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxLlirprF0&t=927s
>>682501869
How are you today?
>>682501439
>Neither Is he
Is that official?
>>682502272
You're so tsundere Syndra.
<3
Good choice in song, as usual. Usually like the instrumental of this song, but this is good too.
>>682502206
Hello
>>682502525
Why can't Tats use that as her normal outfit.
>>682502272
i still love you.
>>682502520
Just great. Too many people of interest here to not be.
>>682501914
You're right kagami!
Its not over!
>>682501973
T-thats a really nice booty you got there Noire.
My Aqua senses are tingling!
>>682501990
YEAH! lets do it Nep lead the way!
> kiss back~<3
Yeah exactly kekkk
>>682502004
Fuck me kek
>>682502206
Fuck I know i feel so ashame
>>682502272
OBJECTION, there is no concrete evidence for that as you clearly are having an identity crisis, I am calling a dead spirit to the witness stand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>682502198
Gosh you're adorable <3
>>682502219
>dat booty
>
>>682500755
Not lewd! Its cute. You should seem some of the lewds some waifus have!
>>682500808
>wish I had time to relax
I suck at life.
>>682501201
Hehe, I try.
>>682501400
Oh wow. My condolences. You were close, then? I'd say "I hope your mood changes" but we all have our particular lengths time to mourn, so I don't wanna be an asshole.
>don't start haha
I've been coming here for weeks how the fuck do I not have cancer yet
>>682501973
>>682502864
C-Chocolates
>>682503066
The doctor who said you didn't have cancer was probably black.
>>682502899
love conquers all aqua....
>>682502961
i-im glad you got it!! i know it kinda vague
>i told you, you're cuter <3
>>682502856
I prefer her normal dress to be honest.
This is good too.
>>682501703
Thats good.
>hugs
>>682502198
RIP
>srry m8
>>682502968
Yeah. Really close.
>Dont worry. Not yet friend ;)
>>682502951
Eat your burger Apolo
>>682502525
There is no interest left. That point was explicit.
>>682500841
>leave the germans in their own mess of a shitty u-boat
Oh, by the way you fail the mission if you lose either boat.
>Risk a message
100% safe radio channel.
>telling them to stay as low as they can and sneak north or whatever way is closest to reinforcements
They can dive to a moderate depth, giving them some protection from depth charges.
The nearest friendly is actually a Wolfpack south of our position at an unknown distance.
>We dive higher, letting them detect us but try to distance ourselves while preparing for combat
We can actually fire from stealth before we become detected.
It's retarded not to, so I'll ask where you want the torpedoes to go, how many we launch, and our course of action to take after we fire.
The Germans can fire their aft torpedo from stealth while retreating and it would blend it with your salvo.
Orders?
>>682501401
>
>>682502064
>I assume its in the middle of their formation surrounded by the others
Correct.
>look for an opening in their formation to see if we can hit the carrier
You have a large space in between the lead Destroyer and the Destroyer on the side of the Carrier.
They are all broad side(ish) to you and you can hit any target from stealth.
(read above for shooting details)
You will become detected once the torpedoes strike the target.
The Germans are loaded and ready to fire, as is your crew.
Orders, Commander?
>>682502203
>tfw you've ignored my fish three times
>>682500808
>>682502961
>lemme see that booty
>>682502968
Life isn't something people can be good at, unfortunately. You'll find a time I bet
>>682503136
Chocolate... Did you say chocolate??
>>682501973
I like the hard-to-get Noire just as much, you know~?
> kiss <3
>>682502899
> holding your hand, ready to pounce on tsun-Noire
Get ready, my lovely Noire~
>>682503101
> imagined this as a Noire speaking English with a Spanish accent
>>682503066
because you're made of lead tomokukluxklan
>>682503300
i won't blame anyone....
>>682502831
Sup negro
>>682502899
You forgot something
>checked
>>682503136
Chocolates!
CHOCOLATES!
>>682503398
It's okay, we all have our fetishes.
>>682503368
I think bunny anon is talking about fishy pussy.
And yes.
>>682503697
Kinky.
>>682503341
>no interest left
>he will make /waifu/ great again
You gave me hope, damn you.
So much fucking heresy.
>>682503066
Cancer takes time to develop~
>>682502899
>Fuck me
Is that an invitation?
>jk
>>682503282
>>i told you, you're cuter <3
Nonsense! Even homu agrees. You're the qt here~
>>682503368
Megumin doesn't have booty, You'd have to ask Aqua for booty~
Well, guess its time for me to leave for work. Ill check in once in a while.
>>682502219
yeah will do
>>682503584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kkh22D6UQY
>>682503937
hey deus vult
>>682502899
Can't say you haven't too~
Uhuhu~
>Spanks that booty
>>682503101
Are you giving votes too now?~
>>682503398
I didn't mean that Uhu~
>Kiss back <3
>>682503708
Oh..
>CHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLAAAAAAATE
>>682504006
Please, everyone has a booty!
>>682504150
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE NOIRE
>>682504106
Hi Anon, how was your day?
>mfw no more hambahgah
>mfw she will never bullies me softly again
>mfw she left me for others
>mfw i will never be spooked by her again
>mfw she know who she is
>mfw I probably did something wrong
>>682503300
>hugs again
>>682503510
Remove any kebabs today?
>>682503584
>Not ready for comment yet
>>682503299
Right.
Open fire on the largest target, a full salvo and head west, we request that the germans head south, firing a rear salvo at the closest target.
>>682503299
I just love that kind of shirt, and Kimonos of course.
>>682503937
Welcome back, lots of saracens to be purged.
>>682503282
Even dumb post!
You should be a spiritual leader kagami!
>>682503398
> Holding hands while bunny hopping on our way to Noire~
We're gonna have a good time<3
>>682503510
You're right thanks!
>Checked
>>682504006
I really don't mind actually~
>lol
>>682504150
This will end really bad I can feel it
But damn I like it!
>Spanks harder that booty till it get a little bit pink
>>682504106
Okay! I hope it goes well
>>682504282
Deus Vult, my friend
>crusading hugs
>>682504313
;w;
Me too, friend
>tackles in a sad hug
I'm not dead!
>>682504150
It was Noire's grade in general, not just the picture.
>>682504313
you did something wrong the moment you got attached.
>>682503929
Well. Shiki said that. I said that /might/ based on how many oldies followed him with that one claim.
Put your stock into despair. It's much more safe to wager on.
>>682504505
Finish the job
>>682504313
>Get your smug on
You just need to be more assertive. Grab her by her bunny ears and....
Whatever it is you want really.
>>682504313
>>682504505
Heyyy welcome back!
>>682504505
yet
>>682504313
>>682504235
That is some heresy right there.
>>682504447
Don't forget the heretics, but still fuck the pope.
>>682504499
Hi Graf, how are you doing?
>>682504505
>Insert some dialogue here.
>>682504505
you've been dead for years. it's just that your body keeps going.
>>682504505
Hi Fran!
>medical hugs
>>682503697
That wasn't a fetish. It's just the way you drew that mustache and the beard
> laughing
>>682503937
kek
>>682504150
shhhh sexy Noire, it's time for Aqua and I to tease you again~<3
> kiss <3
I'm ready to gobble you up in that chocolate themed outfit of yours!
> starry eyes
>>682504470
Oh yes, we definitely are!
> approaching Noire with you
Just look at her in that super sexy chocolate themed outfit!
> drooling
>>682504235
That's MY job alone, you fool! >:O
>>682504157
Alright... But only 'cause you're such a qt~
>best pic I could find
>>682504313
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>682504470
kek, this young hearth is taken into a 3way ship~
>>682504505
Welcome back~
>>682504006
b-but you guys are defintely higher than me on the cutie list!!! i wish there were two #1 spots though....
>>682504313
im so sorry shinoa....i tried to push her towards you....but she likes fish now....
>>682504470
d-dumb post....that's not nice...
>>682504505
thank the gods!!!!
>>682504378
That's >>682504282 his job for now
>>682504470
It looks like I'm going to miss the supreme ass game but that's it imma go to sleep
>>682503929
He's off doing lsdand playing Magic the gathering somewhere , time for despair.
>>682504313
I'll never see Fran animated, or hear her sweet insane laugh
>>682504658
But I'm already dead on the inside...
>>682504763
Hey Aqua
>>682504862
I'm being a heretic and you can't stop me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UTNKXR8xw
mandatory
cc claim
cuz im back
and im a faggot
(love me)
what i miss?
>>682504505
Glad to hear the drugs and machines are still doing their job.
>Shizuru
>>682504862
Prinz, not Graf. But I'm good! How are you?
>>682504962
That's a fine booty <3
>mfw looking at the booty
>>682505136
Welcome back <3
>happy hugs
>>682505136
I don't know how long you were gone, but Kongou came back, and quickly left again after seeingt the current state of things.
>>682504952
>
>>682505029
You can't escape from the Spanish inquisition.
>>682505000
>Check'em
You're the cutest by popularity vote
>Democracy~
Have no fear!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>682504499
:'( where did I go wrong?
>>682504541
Dio you have no say. You're forever alone. And being a vampire is worse since youre immortal unless you're killed by a stake through the heart or sunlight
>>682504661
>>682504742
>>682505000
>>682505029
;_;
>>682505461
You're not allowed to stop until you get trips.
>>682504235
I think this is kind of...too much (?)
>>682504470
You know that doing everything here will just bring a mess and that there's something else~
>Gropes that ass
>>682504541
Oookay~
Nice to know though c:
>>682504952
I'm already having fun with Aqua alone~
Ufufu~
>smirks and winks
>>682505136
oh you're alive
>>682505490
I'm asking myself the same question
>More sad hugs
>>682505461
Not today, friend
>>682504898
Exactly. Only necromancy and a handful of alchemical reagents have kept me going
>>682504928
>Nazi hugs
>>682505000
Thank the gods for those trips
>>682505410
I'm behind 7000 skeletons, good luck
>>682504447
Unfortunately I believe that is the only image of Tats that exists with similar attire.
>>682504615
Ah, I see. Following your strict nihilistic attitude then.
I might join you, after all these have been through, I'd hate to see another disappointment.
>>682505461
Have fear!
>>682505490
What makes you say that?
Everyone loves Dio, except for some heretic scums.
And everyone loves Dio anon, he's the best waifu here after Dio
>>682505461
*sigh*
>yuuko
>>682505417
but! but! i.....trips outrule democracy!!! and i say you're cuter!!!!
>>682505345
>rp
>hugs
out
>>682505397
thats no shock
i think we can say we are demi cancer now
>>682505490
>>682505345
>Prinz, not Graf.
Fuck, i keep mixing them up, sorry about that.
>But I'm good!
That is good.
>How are you?
Pretty good as of late, are you up to anything right now? I am reading a book.
>>682505679
>I'm behind 7000 skeletons, good luck
>7000 skeletons
>skeletons
As long as they aren't horse archers it will be fine.
>Heywhatsgoingononthisthreadbythenine.jpg
>>682505021
Oh, Magic.
Never really gave it a shot. Is the possibility he might return still open.
>>682505873
ohhhhhhh it's happening!!!!
>rip in peace shinoa....in the good way
>>682505720
>Embrace it
>Shizuru
>>682504952
She's soo cute in her outfit!
I want to take a bite
>Lick a little bit of her face~<3
>>682504962
Yeah but the more we are, the more fun we got my bro!
>>682505000
I wasn't taking about your post!!
I was talking about mine
>kek
I was sure I was about to have a quad... rip
>>682505003
I'll miss you too my friend! See you later!
Sleep well
>>682505029
Heyyy got something new?
>>682505664
I don't really mind if there's a mess everywhere!
I'll clean it up after~
>Rub my hands on that cute ass
>>682505029
Then don't stop now.
>>682505461
One day....
>>682505975
ERP. ERP as far as the eye can see.
>>682504282
my day has been ok, how has the crusading being going?
>>682505461
not this time
>>682505345
>tfw even prinz has lewdness
>>682505636
I've accepted that fact long ago
>>682506175
Let's hope
>>682505958
Some of them are, on skeletal horses!
>>682505975
Hey tomo!
>Rattles
>>682506028
>>682505021
I'm not saying I'm better than Jesus, but I come back after I abondon you to play Magic
>>682505843
Watch your mouth there, you wouldn't want to get on America's bad side kek
>>682506153
ohhhhh!!! well thank you then....and about the spiritual speaker thing lol
>>682505871
Indeed, but it's good that he's out again.
>>682506028
Can't say really, not like he's gone "never going back there again" and I don't know his thoughts.
>>682506210
Good thing I don't have eyes.
>humorous(get it?) rattle
>>682503300
Then again, I'm sorry for your condolences. Found anything to keep your head clear?
>>682503368
I hope. One of my best friends just recently sold everything, bought a bike, and went West. Now he's asking me to join him. So if life is just absolutely terrible, there's always that.
>>682506407
it's fine....it's not like the nsa is listeni-
>you finally admitted that your the cuter one!!!
kagami
>>682505975
Shit ton of heresy.
>>682506379
>Some of them are, on skeletal horses!
>skeletal horses!
Well shit, this will make it a lot harder to purge heretics.
>Crusader Anon
>>682506153
Nothing can stop me
>>682506210
>Embarrassed rattle
Fran
>>682505664
No! I need to join! NEPPING NOW! >:O
> pouncing on you
Mine!
>>682506153
MMM~ Of course she is!
> licking a bit of her face too
It's teasing time, Noire~
>>682506210
I thought you were gonna ban yourself. ._. What's wrong with teasing tsun-Noire?
> need moar bread
> Nep <3
>>682506379
Who puts their full name on Steam? Also hello rattle rattle ect.
>>682505679
How are you, friend?
>more hugs
>>682505871
Nah, dude I'm not leaving this community any time soon. I love everyone too much
>>682505958
That's okay! I forgive you.
I'm not up to anything really, just watching the thread go by
>>682506335
Everyone has a lewd side! I don't show mine much, though.
Anyways I gotta go for a little. I'm gonna eat dinner
>prinz
>>682505692
>nihilistic
Y-Yuck! Ugh, what the hell, Tats!?
>>682505871
>demi cancer
Oh, no. We're beyond that.
>>682506673
...shit I did
>Megumin
Lol Who's baking?
>shinoa bro
>>682506827
You're not exactly an optimist as well.
Maybe just a passive observer.
No
>>682506414
Hahahaha no problem! Yeah im sure you would be great!
>>682506785
kek I already know that!
>>682506804
Noire sure do love teasing time!
> Pretty sure its her favorite moment~
>Aqua
>>682507117
How?
>>682507044
dubs confirms!!!!
>i win, which means you win~
>kagami
>>682507117
Lewd
>>682507117
i refuse to think mikan would make this mistake twice
>yuuko
>>682507210
In time you will learn.
>>682506809
Could have sworn I changed that...
>>682506742
Skeletons are the best minions!
>>682507128
Meant to be for Syndra
Fran
>>682507284
I don't mind this.
>>682507309
No, I simply clicked on an image as fast as I could when I noticed the image number.
>>682507257
... I wish resing my title to you <3
>Megumin
>>682507102
>passive observer
I'll take it. It's not even as close to as cringe as Nihilism. Hardly even cringe at all, to your credit.
>>682507528
Nah they are pretty weak, unless they are horse archers.
Should I make bread?
>Crusader anon
>>682507128
Yes! Much yes!
> pretty sure Noire loves being teased to no end <3
We need more bread!!!!
> Nep <3
>>682507866
Kill yourself first
>>682507611
y-you can't do that!!!!! not even with those dubs!
>>682507851
Yes
>>682508007
Never! Nep will never die!
> Nep <3
>>682508095
One bread right here
>>682508086
>>682508086
>>682508086
>>682508086
fight till dawn.
