itt: we all live in one house together
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itt: we all live in one house together
>>767316024
Pipe down in there, I'm trying to study for my bar exam.
>>767316024
i walk in, drop my bags, drop my pants and immediately start jacking off onto the floor
dammit, who left their dragon dildo on the kitchen counter?
also >>767316139 can i join you?
my sheets are sticky... what did you guys do?
>>767316024
>>767316024
if nobody claims these 4 year old sex slaves I’m keeping em
who came into the soap dispenser again?
>>767316024
I burn down the house immediately.
>>767317225
fuck. no ones gonna drop a dispenser.
>>767317292
*uses piss to put it out*
how come the fbi's here
*blasts ameno at full volume*
>>767316969
>6969
>>767317712
blasts Linkin park playlist at even higher volume
> I sneak down into my hidden cellar beneath the kitchen
>pull down my pants and grab my lubricant
>Everybody may be home now, but I need this
>opens panel in floor
Who peed on the toilet seat? It doesn't taste like mine!
>>767318174
Found the thread full of new fags
>immediately starts watching My hero Academia
Hey Anon, there's a phone call for you
Guys i am going now !
Someone feed the dog while i am out !
Who farted?
>tfw andy clogs the toilet again
>>767316123
Mickey? Is that you?
>we all live in this house
Imagine the size of that basement
Shit! The Landlady's here and she wants the rent. Hey Anon, give it to her
Hey this sock smells funnu
>>767316024
All our neighbors are fags.
>>767318455
Good one!
>>767318546
It ain't nothin' you haven't smelled before
Don't ask me to turn the Sunn O))) down again, Cecil or imma fuck you up.
>>767317195
Yo, anon gave me the asian one!
>>767318245
*shots you for having shit taste*
>>767318511
i rape the landlady
WHO DELETED MY FUCKING TRAPS?!
>>767318833
the landlady is actually Gérard Depardieu
Who brought their dirty nigger friends here again! They ate everything you fucking cunt!
Where's my colored TV? Oh, there it is!
>>767318914
Who will be the brave anon to venture for more tendies?
>>767318833
Fuck, somebody help David. The landlady's raping him...
>>767316024
shut your ugly fourchan, nigger faces, imma kill your disgusting, obese, american mothers!
>>767318980
you can eat my tendies.
Fuckers who stole my phone charger? I marked it with blue tape. Get out of my chair! Who left the fridge open?
>>767318511
but we spent it all on tendies and HRT to become traps
>>767318720
Bruh turn on some Svart Crown
>>767316024
Why is there shit everywhere! Who got shit on the ceiling?
>>767318962
I knew it was you! Stop bringing those fucking niggers home, Clint. If you're gonna make them slaves do it already, we need someone to clean Mark's sheets anyway
>>767318980
Fuck that! I ain't going outside
>>767316024
WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THE BLACKS?
I'm gonna order pizza guys, any preferences? Definitely getting pineapple on 2 of them
Who wants to clean the shitter
>>767319171
PINEAPPLE? I THINK YOU NEED TO GO NEXT DOOR TO REDDIT'S HOUSE, FAGGOT! FUCK OFF!
Somebody definitely cut the cheese
disgusting niggers! i will have you nuked from space!
>>767319068
OK. Putting Profane on.
>>767319171
Pineapple? Yea brudda. Make them all pinapple. Extra bacon.
Anyone mind if my 13 year old sister sleeps over?
fuck someone help me pay this pizza i only got 1s and 5s
>>767319031
Thank you kind anon!
>>767319358
Good taste, one of their best albums glad to know one person in this house has taste
>>767319407
Nah, meat lover's
>>767319171
jalapenos on mine
>>767319416
I don't really have a prob with it, but let her stay with me so she's safe.
It's poo-flinging time!
retards in one room sucking each other off and posting dick threads, one room full of retards posting threads about titties or some shit, and a room for people who hate women and hate alan, who which i included as the picture, and added a "NO" symbol to, because alan is so fucking gay
>>767319416
Keep a fucking chastity belt on 'er if you know what I mean.
No srsly tho, she's gonna get raped.
>>767319428
Sneaky shouldn't you be streaming?
>>767319428
Nah, bitch you order you pay.
>>767319428
I'm sure it'll accept a nice dick sucking anon. Take one for the team.
>>767319607
Thank you my good man, you truly are a gentleman
>>767319602
Well-played sir
Guys... the dog'd doing that thing again
>>767319428
Tell em to keep the change
>>767319611
you forgot the room full of stormfag /pol/ rejects sitting around complaining about jews and black people
anyone need some meth?
>>767319716
Kek
Could everyone keep it down please? I'm trying to listen to Fibber McGee and Molly on the radio!
>>767317643
How cone the duck is in a store?
Let's all go for a ride!
So any of you guys wanna trade yiff?
>>767316024
>So..He was behind of it.
What a bunch of faggots!!!
Look at how well I cleaned the mirror
>>767319428
fuckin trap
>>767319515
Imma play some The Great Old Ones after that
Seriously guys I'm gonna need you to use headphones at night.
I've got work in the morning
hey guys, can I start fixing up the basement?
>>767320363
Sorry Alvin. Not a prob. :)
Builds separate shed outside
MY ROOM NIGGERS!!!
Fuck it stinks
>>767320370
why fix it if it is perfectly fine? also i lost some tentacle loli hentai somewhere down there and I haven't found it for years, so I bet other anons also dropped plenty of surprises down there
BRUCE WHERE'S MY LUBE?!
Good news household, i invested all of our money into ungodly amounts of kraft brand cheesz whiz! Unfortunatly we will likely be homless soon as i have been secretly been buying kraft brand cheez whiz instead of paying the bills. But thats ok, we can live in our very own Kraft brand cheez whiz house. We will bath in Kraft brand cheez whiz we will eat a healthy Kraft brand cheez whiz diet, we will have Kraft brand cheez whiz pets, and most of all we will be Kraft brand cheez whiz people!
Anyone see my sister?
>>767320363
Chill out and hit this blunt real quick, it'll help you focus.
>>767320584
This is the first thing everyone will say or think when they ever get near the place. Never live in a house full of neets in real life.
>>767320370
Damn. You def fixed up the basement!
>>767320772
She's still asleep, I'll wake h... wait what?
>>767321187
If any of you guys do anything funny...
The fuck???
>>767320772
No. nope, haven't seen her. Don't know
she's definitely not in the basement, so no need to look there
>>767318032
>Linkin Park playlist
>It's just one song
>It's been played 67,839 times
In_The_End.mp3
>>767318720
Fine, but play that new Sleep next.
I take out my Bushmaster AR-15 and start firing
>>767318962
How on earth did it take so long for traps to appear in this house?
>>767321869
I shoot and kill 15 people and injure 8
>>767319428
>that’ll be $10.99 plus $7 LGBTQI inclusiveness tax
>>767316024
who wants to play dnd
I don't think the router can handle this many /b/tards in the house anymore
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PET YOU NEED TO TAKE IT OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES A DAY.
Which one of you is gonna walk the dinosaur?
>>767322078
everybody, obviously. Anything else would be unauthentic
>>767322077
It’ll be fine
>>767318244
Reaction image from that proves you are the biggest faggot here
>>767319428
Can someone PLEASE tip the pizza tranny so they can get out of here
>>767322125
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Anon shut the fuck up in trying to play xbox.
>>767318455
>>767318733
>>767319300
3 unchecked dubs, fucking newfags
>>767316024
Guys keep it down, I'm trolling /r9k/
>>767322352
Roll for your fate
>Singles got trapped and died in the fire
>Dubs weren't home at the time
>Trips caused it
>Quads put the fire out and we go on like nothing happened
WHO LEFT THERE MONGOLIAN SEX SLAVES ON THE COUCH?
>>767322501
rolling for singles
I call the top bunk
