YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will you first historic words on the red planet be?
do u kno de wey?
>>767317457
"Aliens r gay"
>>767317457
Where all da white women at?
>>767317457
Fuck I left the spare air tank on earth.
>>767317457
God bless the American Nazi Party.
DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANET
>>767317457
That's one small poo for Indian man, one giant shit for mankind.
>>767317457
be the first to pee on somthing
>>767317457
Where's the designated shitting crater?
>>767317457
This planet has zero niggers... and every singel nigger would die a painful death. i love it!
Why the fuck all this shit red?
>>767317457
Twinkie house
>>767317457
Check my dubs!
>>767317776
>Off by 1
You should just kill yourself now
Fuck Mars.
First man on the sun:
EEE...OOOH....AAAAH!
>>767317457
I think African Americans, Jews, Muslims, women and other minorities are perfectly fine people who deserve our up most respect
>>767317824
>implying I'm not tying my noose as we speak
>>767317746
Go back to middle school
Now bathe the child and bring her to me.
>>767317858
Said no one absolutely never.
>>767317858
>up most
>utmost
One small step for /b/tards, one giant leap for tard kind
>>767317457
I am Buzz Lightyear, I cum in pies!
>>767317956
It's a he, sorry sir.
Got my ass to mars
I'm back!
>>767318011
Nice dubs give them here!
>>767318003
For all in tents and purposes it's an acceptable mistake
>>767317457
There's nothing wrong with Age of Sigmar
>>767317457
send bobs and vegene plz
"BRING WOOD AND OIL"
>>767317457
Fuck off, space niggers
>>767317770
Itty bitty baby Itty bitty boat
Yo what the fuck I was just on 4chan and now i'm fucking dying on Mars what is this bullshit
>>767317517
Under8ed post
>>767317457
India is advancing at a rate never before seen on earth you stupid fag motherfucker . We are a superpower with nuclear weapons you dick head son of bitch.
>>767317457
false as cia niggers have been embedded on mars since 98
where is McDonalds?
>>767317457
No fucking niggers! Hell yeah!
It is what it is.
Hold my beer !
Check mate guys, check mate.
Hello space cowboy
>>767317457
niggers tongue my anus
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
>>767317457
shit, I think I left the oven on at home
>>767318062
Carry on.
The second man arrives soon after and say "i'm finally here ! So, now what ?"
The first respond then, it's simple...I did it ! I fucking did it ! Yes ! Yes ! Yes !
"what?" say the other?
I'll tell you but you better watch out, deal?
...I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut.
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>>767321637
Kevin is that you ?
Traps aren't gay
"It's soft and crumbly and i can kick it with my boot"
The same thing the first person on the moon said as he was setting up the camera for the popular quote/images we know today.
>>767317457
If India was the first to land on Mars the first thing they'd do is build a road so they can shit on it.
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