what weird ass shit gets you horny? explain yourself ITT
>>767332522
Beastiality / Zoo stuff is super hot to me
Specifically Man on Mare or Bitch
if youre hot and have an ass, I want to sniff it
>>767332589
Fuck, me too
>>767332933
nice 33 dubs.
I've been seeing 33 everywhere wtf
>>767332522
When a girl tongue fucks my ear, nothing gets me more diamonds.
>>767332522
Straight porn
>>767332522
Riding my gay friend's dick like a pony.
I'm straight... apparently.
Riding him makes me cum almost instantly.
Poor women from third world countries.
>>767332522
>Quad-amputees/Fuck-nuggets
I really like the vulnerability. I love how I could just hold onto a living breathing woman and she can't break free or fight back. I'm really not a fan of the whole mind-break thing. I prefer them having a working conscious and being somewhat opposing.
I have a second pillow that I use as a substitute.
Girl farts, can't explain sorry.
>>767333315
That's not straight, nigger
Watching a man Fuck a hot pepper, so hot that he screams in pain but the stimulation makes him cum while in bloody murder pain
>>767332522
I masked men, monsters, and aliens are all incredibly hot to me as long as I can't see a human nose on them. If a guy pulls his mask just under his nose or if a monster/alien has a nose that's more than just smooth, little holes, or a skeletal hole, then I'm just not interested. I don't know why. I guess the vague noseless shape of a male's face is hot or something? I kinda gave up finding the reason for it a while ago, it's been that way my whole life.
>>767332589
This. Something about animal pussy is the G.O.A.T.
Overtly non-white women in SS uniforms
Fapped quite a few times to the video of a girl eating a live rat.
Don't know how to explain.
>>767333661
>>767333704
now this is the kinda shit im talkin bout
>>767333439
you have issues dude
>>767332522
dry humping/assjobs, butterfaces as long as they aren't fat, teasing, public sex, spanking, girls with deep voices
>>767333704
why is there a nigger in a SS uniform/
giant woman
Skanky alt girls
I might be mentally ill
When hips are held from behind
Its really feminine sounding but its near the region of my penis and when she rubs the thighs and inner parts and kisses you neck too you are guaranteed erection
But thats not weird shit
So
When she nibbles your inner thighs
Still not weird shit
Fetish porn with nurses tying guys up and riding them saying its for their treatment?
> I have no fucking clue what to say anymore, Someones bound to have werider shit than this
>>767334037
>>767332589
I like when dogs fuck girls for their pleasure. Also women getting their heads cut off.
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>>767332522
>>767333865
>>767333865
The thread did ask for "weird ass shit"
>>767333939
Are you a communist faggot without imagination?
>>767332522
That fucking hot, is there anymore shit of people fucking monsters / creepypatas specifically
Ive always had a fetish for monsters
Blame the ring
>>767332522
My period blood..especially on my face..mmmmmm..or someone elses..
:)
>>767333439
H-How would you feel about forcibly sawing her limbs off and then making love to her mutilated, barely-conscious body?
Girls pissing standing up like a guy, making a mess.
Hard to find
I'm into struggle fucking and a fuckbuddy of mine (male, yeah I'm a faggot) will hold me down as I struggle my way out. He's bigger so he usually ends up getting me.
It's all consensual and it's usually just foreplay but sometimes he'll be going at it while I'm doggy style and I'll make a few moves.
Honestly it's fun when he catches me. We've even put handcuffs in so if I try to make my moves we kind of giggle and he cuffs my wrists to the bed.
Hey, it's not a judge thread. It's a weird fetish thread.
I just like abused women. Girls that were mentally abused at some point and are very shy and timid. It just makes me rock hard to have them become emotionally dependent on me (pic related)
>>767334882
https://youtu.be/ZCrwyWg-MBA
i love pregnancy risk sex with my man. its pretty thrilling and it just turns me on so much.
>>767334882
I think he means he likes fucking amputees. Say, somebody had to get their arms removed cuz of a shark bite or cancer or somethin.
When she gets in between your legs and acts like shes fucking you, (Dry hump) or when she nibbles your butt
Also The whole rule 34 thing tends to get pretty fucked up and Ive enjoyed some of that with regrets
>>767335193
I like this, but with women. Or at least that's the fantasy. I like strong women.
>>767335417
I like this too
Especially caring strong women
Aka
Gentle femdom
>>767334788
Yes, period head is so damn hot.
I also love seeing pussy juice on a guy's mouth/nose/chin, too bad it's so rare in porn.
>>767335210
>>767335333
Damn :(
>>767335269
Yas. Pregnancy risk is hot.
Day after pill.
I'll shill out the cash to nut unsafely
>>767335478
I also like gentle femdom, but I also like sadistic femdom as well
Lets see, Vore, Hebephilia, Ephebophilia, Gay, Furry. Am I fucked up? Normal, just have a lot of unfortunate fetishes.
>>767334882
Maybe
:3
>>767334177
Mkay King Henry.
>>767335417
I'm kind of a twink around him. I wear cute wigs at his place, skirts, dresses. Like I said I'm a faggot at this point.
>>767335613
Yes, I like the somewhere in the middle, like a "Your my toy and pet" but "I love you, and Im your owner so ill take good care of you" if that makes any sense
>>767335584
we didnt get the pill cause i get sick on it so now we have a son, and are going at it again hehe. its super fun, and being
pregnant made me way more sensitive and i was basically horny all the time. and plus my little one is the best accident thats ever happened to me.:)
Small women with giant tits who want me to make them pregnant.
>>767335825
thats cute :)
>>767335509
Here is my tampon collection..was my tampon collection..
*sigh*
>>767332522
Elon Musk, but when he's fat and worn down looking. I don't know what it is, I'm not gay at all but I want to suck on his tig bitties while he stutters out his plans for Mars. Honestly tho I think he's retarded, but he is so hot. Would eat his ass.
>>767335825
I can relate. I like cd'ing too.
>>767335880
Aw, that's both super wholesome and sweet, and depraved and hot!
Well congrats to you and I'm glad it worked out so well for you in the end.
Good luck on this time around!
>>767333184
You monster
>>767335614
Wanting to fuck dog people is not normal.
>>767333439
Love it
>>767334882
Love it so much. And then eating her limbs right hhh
>>767336047
I don't know why.
I think I might be kinda gay.
>>767332522
I love emotional abuse, but wouldn't want to do it to a women. Instead, I drive into the country, and steal a chicken from a farm. If you know how to check, you can see if they are ready to lay an egg. These are best hens. I take one back to my house, and let it run loose for a while, then i tape it up, like a ball, so it can't move it's wings or feet. Then i hold it up to my face and eat her out till my cock is diamonds. With the foreplay finished, I spray some easy cheese into her cloaca, then fuck her hard. I fuck her till i smash her egg, then keep going, scrambling it and pulverizing the shell into tiny fragments. Then i hold her over a pan, so the egg, blood, cum, cheese, and bird sex fluids can drain out of her ruined cunt. I put a vibrator on high, and tape it inside her. I set her on the table. She's unable to move-just stare and cluck wildly as the vibrator drives her to orgasm, and i cook up my omlet. I force her to watch as i eat her abortion/miscarriage. Then i pet her, and slowly press the vibrator in, deeper, and deeper, till it tears into her, and she bleeds out faster...
>>767336063
thank you i appreciate it! its nice to know there are others who enjoy pregnancy risk sex too
>>767335650
THAT FACE DOES NOT GO WITH THAT PICTURE.
>>767333661
Photoshop a dude's nose out of a pic that you're not attracted to and see if that does anything for you.
Anyone else into nostril flares? Something about a woman flaring her nostrils subconsciously during a bj or fucking just does it for me. It's fucking weird and I've never been able to explain it but yeah.
>>767336198
Yeah, I'm at least bi too.
>>767335509
Pussy juice on a mans beard. Yeees.
Mine usually gets very very juicy. Its soaked.
>>767332522
Cloaca. I don't even have a good explanation.
>>767336222
For cryin out loud. This story. Again.
>>767335195
This, but for men too. Any one, girl or guy, who is totally worn out emotionally and weak and self-conscious gets me going so good.
>>767335333
Trips make me diamonds, anon.
>>767336365
>>767336541
I think I'm gay anyways. See:>>767335193
>>767336222
Nice trips bird fucker
>>767332522
Demonic possession of an innocent turning into rough addicting sex
I straight up play with my gfs doo doo to nut
>>767336223
Well I mean yeah, it's super hot.
It becomes more intimate and intense and just... I don't know, heated?
Plus if it's at a risky time hormones are high and both people are just so into it.
And the risk of it is just sexy as is.
Anyway, you get it.
Fairly tame as far as this threat is concerned.
I'm into facial deformity and shit like that. Acid attack victims for example, or just people who were born deformed in the face. Men or women. My favourite is men with all over face burns and that folded over, stretched out, melted skin.
I'm not sure what it is, maybe it's because it makes me feel like an alpha predator to go after them and watch them struggle to understand my interest and struggle with their own self consciousness and they become so pliant and shy and cute. Or maybe it's just the textures and colours that are so unique.
They don't have to be overtly deformed either, sometimes I meet someone who is very obviously self conscious about an aspect of their face and I just hone in and pick it out and pick it apart and then when they get all flustered I tell them how much I love their bent nose, or weird squinty eye, etc.
I don't have any deformity myself, and I'm average looking.
>>767334788
Spooky? It's the mushroom man :)
>>767336222
>ruined cunt
>>767333704
i like this guy
>>767332522
sex for procreation only, pic related
>>767337357
>Haha! I am having the sex! Victory is mine!
Nobody here gets off on Gilf pics?
>>767337624
Correct
>>767333315
Disgusting.
>>767337624
Gods I'd like to fuck? I'd fuck Hermes and Dionysus
>>767337079
You're autistic. Please stay away from society, thanks.
>>767337813
Fuck I'm talking about everyday fucking Gilfs, I love thst shit
when i first saw this pirates of the carribean movie in theaters i got weirdly turned on by all the tentacles. not in the typical sense, but i really liked the idea of just sticking my dick into the beard and feeling all those different slithers
>>767336288
I can relate, most autonomous physical responses can get me going pretty good. I almost blew a load when I first saw that York peppermint patty commercial.
This makes me want to throw my dick away
>>767338206
Well, if you're not using it, can I have it?
>>767337813
Medusa
I wonder if welding goggles would help?
>>767336406
>>767333703
Found the sand nigger
>>767338360
She can petrify my wood anytime
>>767338454
Look, I'm just sayin', if I owned chickens...they'd be very happy chickens.
I want to fuck a priest/pastor. it’s all so hot to me, the whole religious figure. the pastor at my church is so fucking handsome, I just want him to bend me over his knee and have him tell me how much of a sinner I am.
literal monster girls like your pic OP
Non of that cat ear, beautiful human girl with a snake body bullshit
>>767338748
Or you could just step into confession and absolve yourself of sin in a very particular way...
>>767332522
Shemale on female porn
>>767338880
That's impressive
I like the abuse of girls who are very clingy and affectionate. It’s sad but pretty cute to see them try to shrug it off and keep trying
>>767332522
wrrstling/play fighting between siblings
>>767339004
Which would be?
>>767339161
>tfw no emotional abuse bf
>>767339265
Lol, so my childhood
>>767339426
aye me too. its that whole touchy and rubbing, withor/o clothes. i dont mean wwe tier
>>767332589
I'm not really a beast fan, but I like chicks being dirty and gettin' fucked by a dog is pretty dirty.
>>767339347
The priest or pastor of course. In my opinion the anonymity of confessional adds another layer to it. But there's a lot to unpack with this sort of kink.
>>767339557
Yeah we just did whatever. I used to deliberately annoy my brother because he would put me in a headlock and I loved the feeling of it.
Kinda funny in retrospect
>>767339698
its the most interactive you can get that isnt sex. i used to "wrestle" with my best friend (gril) so it just grew on me
>>767332522
>So, I found who was behind of it.
>>767332522
Nigger what?
>>767334158
Huh?
>>767333704
>>>>> CoD World War II multiplayer
>>767335195
What game is this?
>>767340413
darude sandstorm
>>767335961
>>767338360
There are so little good Medusa pics. This though, all the way.
>>767336037
>So, I found who was behind of it.
Fictional characters from videogames because I play videogames so much
bestiality & incest are my two major kinks
mom/son especially
>>767334050
>>767339161
thats just called being a cunt
>>767338117
>turned on by a peppermint york patty comercial
>>767333173
ME TOO
nothing turns me on or has turned me on in a long time
>>767336269
It doesn't work for just a regular dude. Now if he looked like a ghoul from Fallout or Freddy Kreuger, the nose situation would make or break it. Oddly enough I prefer a strong nose on my regular men.
i like midgets
pits
but by 4chan standards that's pretty normal
>>767340413
Teaching Feeling. It’s a hentai game so watch out for that
>>767333173
hard same
Swallowing small objects
>>767337973
Davey Jones turns me on too but I'm attracted to him in general, not just his beard
>>767341575
It’s more of a side fetish. I wouldn’t really want to do that to a grill
nasty, sweaty girls with stinky cunts and pits. bonus points if they're muscular.
I've got a huge anal fetish and I'm an ephebe. Nothing unique.
