Even this ugly motherfucker can get a girlfriend. What's your excuse /b/?
self imposed exile
well i sorta deep fried my brain by eating LSD every weekend for a year. cant socialize ever since.
pic related: tis me
Well to my knowledge no girl as teleported into my room.
>>767383096
Weak, I ate tabs every day for two weeks and I'm not afflicted by any psychosomatic nonsense like that. Its your mind dork.
>>767383153
shut up fag
>>767383153
oh wowee 2 weeks, and i dont believe you were spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars, your tolerance dissapears after a day you lying fuckwit youd be doubleing your dose everyday
>>767383325
>>767383096
Faggot, lrn2 trip idiot.
>>767383411
so youve taken 300+ ug of LSD every weekend for a year and came out okay? please do tell
>>767383007
Not OP, but I agree with him. Check out this HUSBAND and WIFE.
>>767383369
yeah thats implied you bloviating fuckwit, you double up. It only costs that much if you're a colossal faggot.
>>767383007
No one's gonna call out this is a shoop?
>>767383047
this
I can't assimilate until I'm ready if I ever achieve that
>>767383517
Not that anon, but ive eaten well over 100 tabs in month, about 3 to 5 every day and a half. Ive eaten 5 gel and 3 blotters at once just to come up super hard. You dont know what your talking about, your probably just another lying faggot who wants to pretend to do drugs to sounds cool to some other retards on the internet.
>>767383529
Okay? She's not much to look at either.
>>767383663
Looks legit to me
>>767383722
Look at the edges
>>767383007
don't have a sister
>>767383722
The edges and the difference in doing between him and her say otherwise
>>767383779
stop being jelly
i know he's ugly but why can't you feel happy for him?
>>767383852
dpi*
>>767383863
Their faces aren't even the same resolution lol
>>767383529
he isn't bad looking at all wtf. what is your warped view of male beauty? he is tall, clean, full head of hair, has prominent facial features (isnt a moon face) has olive skin and white teeth. he is good looking.
>>767383581
LMFAO you must be in GDF bro
you obviously know what youre talking about, its just a mind altering chemical. just me in my room every weekend for a year, definitely wouldnt have an effect, im most likely a faggot
>>767383672
>>767383965
Of all the derails I've seen this is the most retarded
>>767383529
Wasn't that the fucker from super troopers who got high as fuck because his buddies tossed all their shit for him to eat when they got pulled over at the start of the movie.
I'm trippin out man
>>767383672
lmao i promise to you im not lying on a fucking anonymous board. this is a burden i struggle with every fucking day for 3 years now, YOU have no fucking idea what YOURE saying
>>767383007
Boy that’s a terrible shoop
>>767383965
Your probably both a retard and a loser. Dont blame acid for your own genetic shortcomings you lying retarded loser.
>>767384110
thank you. At least someone besides me sees it
>>767384010
quite a sensitive issue in my life, i apologize
>>767383965
Im not saying you're not telling the truth, im calling you a weak faggot for letting some acid on the weekends ruin your social life forever. Moron
>>767384131
lmao whatever you ignorant bitch you know what youre talking about
>>767383007
My cracked Photoshop doesn't work anymore since Adobe updated
>>767384077
Lol you cant even understand how your body reacts to drugs, moron. You clearly have no idea how to properly use psychedelics and you make up so fake phoney excuse to not socialize because your parents raised an incompetent, idiotic acid head. Wwwaaahhhh i took drugs and now im a loser waahhh lol thats not how it works.
>>767384303
Atleast i can say hi to the mailman without having a mental break, weak-minded pussy.
>>767384152
so be it, hope that makes ya feel great
>>767384604
Makes me laugh, you're blaming random chemicals for your inability to resonate with an experience and move on with your life. Now you're vitriolic and closed minded about the reality of your situation kek.
>>767384303
Tell us more about how we dont know what were talking about, yet the kid who cant socialize or even leave mommys baesment has a profound understanding of drugs.
>>767383007
I dont have any excuses ;_; im just semi sp manlet 5' 7" with average face
i just never had many friends so dont know how to and where meet girls ;_;
Inb4 Tinder..
>>767383007
can he really? That picture is shooped, bud.
>>767384457
im not complaining ffs its hard to socialize and i feel slower now and the thread was why cant you get a girlfriend you hot headed little fucking faggot
>>767383007
being uglier than him?
>>767384962
Yea and you went off about how acid made you a NEET so im calling your fat ugly ass out on it, you little retarded psycho.
>>767385160
How is that even possible?
kid lost his shit on acid and is trying to recover.....yeah lets keep fucking w him
she always looks the same way
>>767383007
Worst photoshop I've ever seen. The light isn't even coming from the same angle on the girl.
>>767383047
Elaborate
>>767387222
trips so i will, im a categorically introverted fuckwit who has completely normalized lonliness and cemented an infophobic imprint acquired in childhood.
>>767383007
That is the most obvious Photoshop I've ever seen.
Why do people photoshop fake shit on this bitch's shirt?
>>767388206
Maybe because that's what's not really on the shirt.
>>767383007
>be me
>alpha
>have gf
>file related is me
>>767383007
pay attention to the direction of the lights and shadows of your photoshops
>>767383007
Speak for yourself. I already have one.
>>767387808
You sound wise. I'm sure you'll peak the mountain someday
>>767383007
Had one, cunt betrayed me. Not really keen on a new one for awhile.
>>767389175
Thanks, I appreciate that anon.
>>767388399
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
>>767383007
it's not even that good of a photoshop
>>767383096
you look like greenday
>>767383007
She's fucking black guys, while this simp takes care of her.
having a girlfriend without the intention of having kids, is literally the biggest indicator of a beta male.
He has to take care of women to get laid.
nothing wrong with it, but non-hormonal birth control and an open workforce will fix a lot of the bad genes plaguing society.
3 more generations and the world will be filled with chads.
>>767384962
>>767385190
this conversation was fuckin hilarious
>>767393699
indeed
Small dick, confidence that dips into the negative numbers (non existent) have the autism and cant socialise in the area of dating. Also fugly.
>>767383096
I hate when people say "eat LSD." It's stupid slang. You should say "took LSD."
>>767395550
i hate when people say you should have said you "took LSD" it's stupid slang. you should say "i put the lsd in my hand and then from there i transferred into into my mouth onto my tongue and closed my mouth the LSD"
>>767395550
>>767395820
Idk what you faggots think is appropriate but I shove all chemicals deep inside my rectum
>>767396051
>buttchugging lsd
you are the true spiritual adventurer
seriously though. Dont take lsd all the time. chances are youll be fine but goddamn is that a waste of money. psychedelics are for more than just getting fucked up. sooner or later you will hurt yourself if you take it all the time
