Hey /b, if you were black what sort of crimes would you commit?
jaywalking
>>767381559
Banging underage pussy
>>767381559
Rape some white girls
Pimpin. But I heard that it ain’t easy.
>>767381559
I'd do everything I could to get to college and get a great degree and prove society wrong by being a sassy empowered black man. I'd do anything.. even if it meant stealing and robbing rich white people for everything they got at fucking gun point so I can pay off my student fucking loans.
>>767381559
Be Pedo
Kill my family
Fuck a dog in the street
Shit no! This is only for whites.
>>767381559
commit a DWB. (Driving while black)
>>767381839
Is that a thing? I never heard that
Fuck ur dad
>>767381559
Shoplifting like a straight thug my dawg som finna buss a cap in yuh nut muh nugghuh
I would love to run up niggas and go paw paw
>>767381761
Underrated post
>>767381559
I think being black is a big enough crime.
>>767381559
I'd shoot a white family to death then sue their estate after I trip and skin my leg on the way out of their house.
*smacks lips profusely*
I’m kind of boring so probably just the usual:
Deal drugs, steal shit bag cars in broad daylight, rob people for small amounts of money, then kill them anyway, you know the usual
I'd do school shootings because I could just wear a mask and blame it on the white kid.
i'd watch anime on a illegal streaming service
>>767382993
You baka ass motherfucker
non
it would get me killied in an instant by police.
just being black would get me killed.
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voting
>>767381559
white collar ones, they'd never suspect me
>>767384019
top fucking kek
>>767381559
Suicide.
>>767381948
Cause you live in a lily-white world faggot.
>>767384155
I was just about to type the exact same thing.
Also checked.
>>767381559
Home invasion, assault, theft, murder, speeding, dealing drugs
Steal a 13 year old's pokemon memes
>>767381808
Niggers do all of those things more.
gang banging
>>767381559
I'd bust caps all up in yo asses
>>767381559
suicide by po-po-pigs
>>767384291
wow a nigger
>>767381559
all of em
kill a guy who was thinking what sort of crimes would he do if hes in my place..
>>767381559
rape white girls
I would go to college and get a degree in business.
Then set up a business that makes money exploiting niggers.
I would use my money to fund republicans.
Then use that influence to become their representative.
All the while I am making money and fucking over niggers.
My biggest, best crime is against my own race.
