/b/ i need your help
i have a gf for like 2 months and everytime we met i opress my farts.
have you guys some tips for me?
tongue her asshole and let em flow
first release is always the hard one
get over those firsts, combo them up
or do something manly like work all day or some shit and when ur covered in shit at the end of the day with ur gut hanging out a cig in ur mouth beer cracked sit on the back patio with her, quiet, birds humming, then let er rip. fuck the world (y) burn it
I've had the same problem as you, but it's quite easy. Joke around about farting, see what are her thoughts about them. If she finds them disgusting, keep holding them. If not, let one go.
A pro tip is to get all ready for bed, get in, get her comfy. Girls don't leave beds once in for the night right. "Oh I forgot something, be right back". Get out of the room, far end of the house, garden if you have to. Squat like a mother fucker and get what you can out. Return with flowers.
Dude don't listen to these fucks. Keep it classy, girls remember everything, Even if you break up and its not bad, she will tell her friends, some of whom may be hot, that you were a 'nice guy' even though it didn't work out. Also keep your swearing at her level -1 notch.
This reminds of a sofa cushions fart story.
>be me 2 yrs ago sharing an apartment with a friend
>eating sandwich on the couch watching tv with a pillow on my lap to sit the plate on
>bust ass with such prize-winning ferocity it kinda startles me
>mins later roomie and his 8/10 asian gf come in and sit on sofa to watch tv with me
>she grabs my fart pillow and resta chin on it
>makes the most hilarious disgusted face and gags a bit while putting the pillow down
>she looks at my roomie and says "wow anon, you pillows smell like fucking shit"
>i run out of the apartment laughing my ass off
>dont stop running for quite a few blocks still laughing