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Alright, you beta fucking faggots listen. I'm tired of seeing

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Alright, you beta fucking faggots listen. I'm tired of seeing this shit about boohoo I got friendzoned. I can't find a girl I'm too ugly.

> if you are above a 6 then you have no excuse
> do not constantly bug girls, they hate that shit
> create sexual tension, you will get in the sack
> don't be a fedora wearing faggot and say shit a normal dude wouldn't
> update hair, clothes, and shoes to current looks
> use a fucking tooth brush, use deodorant, and put some water on your ass
> beards are fucking disgusting, if a bitch claims she digs it she's a fucking weirdo
> Always, ALWAYS, use every source at your disposal to plant seeds
> you will eventually find a chick interested
> No, you don't have to be an arrogant douchebag
> I look like I'm 18 and I'm 24, I've had no problem finding girls, using social media and my fucking dick

Don't be a beta bitch, get out there and use confidence you fucks. Jesus I saw at least 10 different threads today about how some /b/ro got friendzoned. They did it to themselves.
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>>684362810
You sound like you truly believe that others find your opinions relevant or important to them. No one cares about you or the things you think are true. Have a nice night.
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>>684363523
A true faggot thank you for your contribution of nothing
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>>684364251
Your contribution of nothing doesn't even deserve thanks. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>684363523
Basically, don't be 100% weird, be nice and clean and eventually something will happen with someone
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There are other ways to satisfy myself
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I can get all the babes
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>>684365855

All dem dubs
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>>684366062
dubs mark the spot
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>just look at what you're missing without a girl in your life
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This thread gave me cancer
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kek
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I assure you my confidence will only get me so far
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You faggots don't even realize how true OP's post is. This is why everyone hates you all IRL
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I can't even find a girl, what should I do :(
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