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Just cought a mouse, trips decide what i do with it

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Just cought a mouse, trips decide what i do with it
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Connect your PC
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>>685319160
Thats your hammster faggot
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cut it in half
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Eat alive, with video
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Space program part lll
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>>685319160
be it's friend until it dies, make him a little cardboard house and try to find him a little mousey wife. raise mice. sell to pet stores. profit.
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>>685319278
Its a field mouse faggot
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>>685319160
Put it in sock and whip it around in the kitchen until it's dead, than for proof just make a cum tribute on the dead body;
Check em.
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Eat The Goddam Mouse you Pussy
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release him to the wild
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>>685319160
Stomp on it 20 times
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Lemmiwinks it
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stomp on it barefoot and make webm
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>>685319160
This is a pigeon u idiot
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>>685319812
reroll
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kill it
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Will it blend?
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>>685319812
rerollie
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>>685319495
this. mouse friend
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>>685319921
Reroll
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>>685319812
u should have been stomped on when you were young
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>>685319812
reraoulmoat
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>>685319923
rolling for this
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>>685319921
Henry Rollins
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>>685319812
reraaaaaaaaaul
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>>685319160
Learn to spell
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Roast it in a oven and watch as the other rats complain about "muh million"
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>>685319495
once again
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Bite it's head off, ejaculate on it, then shove it up your ass, leave it there until you have to shit
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>>685319160
Burn it
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Care
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Name it diamond and you have to become a pimp, it will be your bottom bitch.
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>>685319160
Give it laxatives then go break into someones car. Then put it in the car so it shits all over the place.
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to space with it
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>>685319812
rereau
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take care of him
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Set it free.
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release it, don't be a fucking retard
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>>685320044
This you nigger
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>>685320151
Roll
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>>685319160
/b/ space program. Phase 4. Fireworks/ bottlerocket
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>>685319792
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>>685319160
Shit on it
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Flush it down the toilet.
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>>685319160
Set it free, then shoot yourself in a public place. It's life is probably worth more than yours.
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Put in pooper
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>>685320164
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>>685319490
Rollin
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Release it Nikku chan
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>>685320222
Have fun OP
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>>685320222
winrar
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>>685319812
please o lord
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>>685320222
No
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>>685320222
Throw it off a cliff?
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>>685320222
winrar
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>>685320222
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
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Microwave for 3 min.
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>>685320222
Ayyoo include me in screencap if OP delivers
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>>685320222
WINRAR
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>>685319160
let him go
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>>685320222
the fuck
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>>685319921
^^^^
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>>685319160

Pour alcohol on it
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>>685320222
Winrar
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space program
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snortamus v2
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Let it go cunt
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let it go faggot
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>>685320222
oh fuck. gotta shove him up your ass now.
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>>685319490
ROLL
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>>685320222
Winrar
Inb4 OP won't deliver
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Take shit on it. If unable to shit, feed it way too many laxatives so it takes a shit
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>>685320444
He sure does
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Shove it up your butt
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>>685320374
get the mouse drunk, for sure!
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>>685320444
Another WINRAR. Kek
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Put it in your ass
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>>685320274
Reroll
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>>685319160
Put a shot glass of lacquer thinner in the bucket, put lid on, wait a few days.... Should be dead from inhalation by then....
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>>685320444
Op wont delivvar. He's faggot
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>>685320274
Roll
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Cum on it
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>>685320444
trips confirms trips
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>>685320527
lol sucks, i was voting for mouse friend but this is fun too
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>>685320222
How do you lemmiwinks it?
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Set it on fire and post the video
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Eat it
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Stab it
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>>685320574
rerawl
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>>685320644
Put it in your booboom hole
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>>685320644
in pooper
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>>685320706
meh... Last shot...
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>>685320644
>acquire tube
>lube tube
>lubed tube into anus
>????
>lemmiwinks.
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>>685320644
it involves a tube being put in the anus of the human, then the mouse is places into the tube and the tube is removed, leaving the mouse in your ass
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>>685319160
Let him go in the nearest patch of tall grass while whistling a jaunty tune
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Deliver op
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Put it in your ass
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>>685320644
>How

1. Arm with tiny sword
2. Dress in light armor
3. Play medieval theme music
4. Shove up ass
5. Wait for mythic journey.

Video needs sound so it includes theme music.
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>>685319160
be nice to it
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OP STOMP WITH BAREFEET
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>>685320444
DOUBLE WINRAR
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW OP
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>>685319923
this
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REROLL
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>>685319160
up your ass with it
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Mouse in penishole
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>>685321073
But there's been a winrar. lrntoctrlf
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>>685321073
If you look really close you can actually see it
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>>685321180
Reroll fgt, fite me 1v cumshots only
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How about you deliver
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>>685319160
Eat mouse, cough a nail.
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>>685319160
One word: BLENDER
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all these dubs and drips and i cant get shit
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>>685321276
Kek. you couldn't beat me. I'mm 360 cockslap pro
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>>685319923
Roll
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let her go
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kill her lol
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release him
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burn it's tail with fuel wait for it to calm down then set the rest of it on fire
stomp remains
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>>685322275
Fuck your soul.
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kek, cut her in half
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>>685319160
Dress it upp like Judy Hopps and then try to fiit penis in its anus.
Of it does not fit cut it open and them fuck.

Tips: Film it and uppload to Mega and link it.
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let it go :c
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cut off left ear
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>>685319160
vomit on it
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release
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>>685319160
sharpie in its pooper
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SNIPPY
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cut off right ear
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just leave the mouse alone you fucking retard?
god i dont know why all these loner faggots would care geez bunch if faggots
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Throw it out of your highest window
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>>685322666
WINRAR since op won't put in ass
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>>685322666
nice trips hopefully op delivers
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>>685319812
rerollerino
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>>685322666
noooooooooooooo
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Put it in a maze and play Bowie music
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>>685319792
Rolling
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as you kill yourself I'll go to ..... 1 Notice
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>>685319160
This post is trips. You place it in toilet bowl so it cannot get out. You spend the rest of the day pissing/shitting on it. Eventually you flush it to it's watery grave.
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>>685322666
Satanic trips ight here.
OP needs to deliver.
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cum on this mouse
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dont hurt her bitch
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cut off her head
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>>685319160
Drive it to a farm
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check if she can swim
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Even Hitler wouldn't hurt this mouse
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Put the rat into your anus and send the video to us
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Into your pooper faggot.
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OP faggot won't deliver...
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Have a great May long weekend Anon!
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OP is a faggot guys, won't deliver.
/thread
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>>685319160
starve it to death
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let him go
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>>685322666
Relax, satan
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>>685319160
Op please for once in your life stop being a FUCKING FAGGOT and shove that mouse up your ass.
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We want sharpie in mouses pooper
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>>685325222
Winrar! Stream it OP!
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>>685319160

Feed cheeses them shot into atmosphere.
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>>685319160
Keep him as a pet and name him Tim
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>>685325524
this PLEASE
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quads
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Ask it if it knows how to spell "caught" before you do anything to it.
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