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Dumped all i had!
>>685319845
kek
what is that thing?
>>685319886
While watching these I like to hum "Electric Avenue" to myself.
Never fails to make me laugh.
>>685319518
is he kill ?
story ?
>>685319999
checked
>>685319845
chinks are tough, hes gonna be ok
>>685319886
That's shocking kek
>>685319886
did he die?
>>685321285
no he survived being electrocuted and falling down the height of an electricity pylon.
>>685321363
oh thank god. i thought he didn't make it.
>>685321443
where's that lady in the car accident? she's black and her face is half falling off and her eyeballs out of their sockets but she's still alive but all googley-eyed?
>>685321612
" i has the gun , i has the gun "
since when does Spider-Man spam rekt threads? fucking really man?
>>685321612
Uh..? What?
>>685321443
>>685321576
>>685321641
>>685321443
Is there wincest somewhere and I missed it or are we just abusing Spiderman these days?
Also... what the fuck happened to the posting fields? And we don't need to noko anymore, it seems. What else have I missed?
Heard about the nip. So, other than that.
>>685322072
Spiderman just ruined spiderman.
>>685319518
Would of just thrown that into that crowd of mudslimes with their phone out.
>>685321363
Are you playing with me? Plus what is an electricity pylon?
>>685318371
wth this nigga hard as hell
>>685324252
>what is an electricity pylon
Well it sure as fuck isn't the big fucking tower in center screen, thats for sure
>>685319845
Welcome to the hydrollic press channel
>>685324827
>>685324990
Explain what the fuck I'm seeing here please
>>685325182
chinks are dangerous, so we must deal with them
>>685325271
>>685324827
>a mouse being freshly mixed
>>685324990
>a woman being hit with dog by desperate man
>>685324883
stabbing a knife through a skull isn't exactly easy, he's probably fine as it likely didn't even go through.
>>685319571
she fell on her ass, but her head is bleeding....
>>685318371
> filename
kek
>>685319795
i'm not the kind of guy who ever posts like, shoveldog or shit and i'm definitely not the kind of guy who finds animal cruelty entertaining but this made me lose my fucking shit and i don't even know why
>>685326417
>killing animals for joy
disgusting
>>685325797
Harder than it looks in the movies :^)
>>685322197
Dad yelling at his good for nothing son, tells him "go ahead shoot me" as a taunt. Son shot self instead, parents don't immediately realize what happened (hence, slapping his son) then they do and are immensely distraught
>>685325164
>filename
okay i kekd
>>685325578
>pole walker
i get the joke but i feel like a back to the future joke could've worked here, what with the burst of light
>>685326280
that's not a horse
>>685327545
its a duck
you idiot
ES UN PATO
>>685319571
I think her spine went through her brain
>>685325797
>>685327261
Inshallah my brothers.
>>685326797
I remember that thread, and it turned out to be
"harder than in the movies"
>>685326417
why tho
>>685326945
you know it's summer when newfags start posting this image in response to literally anything just to try and deflect
>>685319625
AWWW THATS THE WORST FUCKING LUCK. RIP POOR GUY :[
>>685326451
That's called hair, faggot.
>>685325182
Tooday vee are going to pressing chinaman head
>>685318371
Unicorn
some interesting stuff here, thanks anons dumping
would dump too i have lots of stuff but im lazy and imm drunk
u dont care? fuck you
i dont care if u cares
>>685325271
someone that got molested as a child now takes his aggression out on tiny helpless animals.
>>685328190
psychologically, why? It's because people with no sense of control or power in their lives (i.e. stupid niggers, faggots that we molested, or just plain cowards) have to assert their dominance over something that can't possibly fight back in order to feel powerful.
>>685329065
buddy, you might just wanna quietly lurk, you're a faggot when you're drunk
>>685328552
In Soviet Russia, bus catch you!
>>685329518
true, true anon
>>685329614
I guess the breaks don't work when you're airborn...
>>685323092
meth lab?
fair warning, this one's not for the faint of heart
>>685329735
looks fake
>>685329999
quods
>>685329958
nerve gas
>>685319845
that's depressing
and captcha, soysauce is not a drink.
>>685319571
maaan, i hate how fuckin weak our bodies are. this didn't even look that fast/high and yet she seems to be dead. good job, evolution! /s
If anyone has the vid of the girl sawing off a dogs legs, please post
>>685319518
Why would anyone even touch that thing?
Or does the police have some suicide anti-bomber?
>>685326280
Allahu Akbar!!!
>>685323092
American paperhouse plopped away?!
>>685321612
>tfw when you remember you only did 13 leg lifts and need to pound out 2 more.
>>685319845
You can see his brains squirt out....dead....
>>685330304
Why he did it?
>>685319625
Some final destination shit right there!
>>685330304
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>685325182
>>685318371
why did that chink do that
>>685327481
>>685330215
hmmm well,, i hate that "meh humans are shit" thing, but i guess our bodies could be a liiiitttleee stronger,
but i wonder,, if we were to be that strong, i dunno, ppl would not punch each other at bars, but burst each other through brick-walls, and destroy the entire bar in the process..
it would be a totally different life then probably, if you were to survive that fall without injury, you would have to be a lot stronger, durable, and that would change things the hell up
>>685319845
awesome safety regulations... they just copy european and us blueprints and ingore all the safety standards...
>>685318371
HE'S STILL STANDING AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED
>>685324745
sauce?
>>685325637
i guess that shit does work
>>685325164
welcome to Hungary
>>685326185
This guy had been antagonizing the cop behind him for some time. Break checking him and whatnot.
Fuck the motorcycle faggot
>>685326185
wtf is happening here?
>>685330350
kek
>>685321285
No, he got up and calmly ordered a sandwich.
>>685329706
name it Firefox
>>685330304
LUL what a badass
>>685319845
There are thousands and thousands of pages of safety procedure to avoid these sorts of things and im pretty sure he skipped a few steps before trying to work on that machine.
>>685326945
to be fair I've been here for years and although I wouldn't say anything about a dead animal; I wouldn't go out of my way to find it or post it for reactions.
>>685331059
wasn't implying the usual edgelord "humans are the worst" bullshit, we're pretty awesome tbh. but it still irks me that """small""" things like that can happen any day and then all those hundreds of thousands of years of growing this amazing brain come down to "yeah well, a stick can still fuck you up big time"
imagine if our bodies had advanced as much as our brains since the [name for the era when man-apes came into existence]...
>>685319845
LOL at the title hahahaha
Some illiterate, fishy smelling, cunt, wrote that.
Hydrolic hahahahahahaha
Try Hydraulic
LOL I LOVE MORONS THEY MAKE ME LAUGH
>>685322236
spiderman should of buttfucked the kid
>>685331579
>It's okay to commit attempted vehicular manslaughter, assault and battery, as well as unjustifiably brandishing a firearm because someone pissed me off
>>685330304
>dat twitch dodge at 0:01
>>685328813
wow it's like that van saying to the car, "I dont like you, so fuck you and fuck your shit"
>>685332381
>should of
fag
>>685332480
I thought it would say "if you've played wow since vanilla" cause I would be ok with that
RRRRREEEEKKKKT!
hey shitskin do an impression of a melted choc-ice
>>685332381
nigger
>>685333060
>>685326725
I can understand killing if life was at risk. Otherwise, retarded.
>>685333299
garry's mod welding tool irl
>>685329706
Hate that gif, Rip fire pup
>>685326699
I'm an ifag so can someone be kind enough to explain what happens here?
>>685326046
the sound is what makes this video
>>685319518
I never got why people did this stupid job. Why don't they just drive an rc car with a bomb attached and blow up bomb while nobody is around. Fuck that shit
>>685333952
Chicken runs a little, blown to shit with a shotgun.
>>685326483
anymore like this?
>>685331579
Actually he never did any of that if you actually watch the video before spewing utter bullshit on the internet.
>>685329614
makes me want to play just cause
>>685329614
HOLY SHIT
>>685328449
Last time I checked that was a fake... and It's still a fake.
>>685330283
Allahu snackbar!
>>685330815
mentally ill people will do stuff like this because of impulses that they are fully aware of, but unable to control. Yes, it is fucked up.
>>685324745
call me ratlyn jenner
>>685326280
did it fucking bah when its head was off
>>685332480
>it wasn't vehicular manslaughter, not assault or batter, nor unjustifiably bradishing a firearm
It's all good man, just admit you don't actually live in the states and you can go ahead and take your girlfriend's kid to school tomorrow.
>>685325637
Hanzo from Overwatch's new skin and fighting technique
>>685321285
Yep.
Eternal bleeding due to nerve gas attack.
>>685328552
>rekt thread
He didn't get rekt though he made it
>>685319999
czechd
>>685324745
kek nederlandse titel
>>685329651
>bicycle niggers remain unphased
>>685335890
Yeah, I just dumped what I had saved, didn't remember what they were.
In fairness, still a rek for the van.
>>685329735
>head hits his arm and not the table everytime
>chair swing slow as balls
Fake.
>>685323467
it looks like they got their share
of shrapnels
>>685330215
Looks more like paralysed to me
>>685329651
>NerveGasPlinko.gif
>>685328813
Is probably dead:
+10 points
Is on fire:
+5 points
>>685335790
Intentionally ramming someone with your car could easily be classified as attempted vehicular manslaughter by just about any lawyer.
Also
>Literally kicks the the guy in the chest and points a gun at him despite him not making any attempt to run or assault the officer
>Somehow justified
Nice meme dude.
>>685334565
post link
>>685335466
Im going to hell for this
topkek
>>685333299
Light the bonfire, chosen undead.
>>685327468
definitely a "when this baby hits 88 you're gonna see some serious shit" would have in better taste
>>685319571
No one tried to catch her
>>685319886
fake and gay.
he couldn't short two "phases" standing there.
possible explanatino:
someone had to shoot a grenade, eventually hitting him
>>685328449
>>685330215
Yes, we need a 10 inch thick layer of bone shield so that being alive is as uncomfortable as possible so when some retard falls off a bridge they survive. Thank god evolution isn't something people can vote on.
>>685329614
That dude got so fucking lucky that it didn't roll one more time.
>>685325797
Ooookaaaay I think this is a bit too much even for autistic fucks like you.
>>685327261
You piece of shit
>>685338639
>>685338662
Summer fags
>>685319571
The sound she makes when she hits the pavement is gnarly.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a68_1426959574
>>685331793
Best one so far
>>685337547
fucking snakes
>>685338864
You're from the long summer my son. It started without warning after the last caturday over 5 years ago.
>>685328406
Thanks anon, nice to have a little break.
>>685319690
did he bang her later?
>>685319518
I wonder if the force of getting kicked in the chest by a strong giraffe is anything like this
>>685329958
Guy filled his house with gas from his oven and blew it up. Sorry don't have sauce though.
>>685339729
>smooth af
>>685339850
Even smoother
>>685319625
I can imagine J Jonah Jameson saying "WE NEED THIS BAMBOO YESTERDAY GOD DAMNIT"
>>685319690
PORN IS GETTING EXTREME WITH ITS SET UPS
>>685328605
BUILT FORD TOUGH
>>685319795
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT
>>685339729
rhe balls on this guy
>>685340160
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!
>>685332168
there is no way that you do not have autism
>>685336917
>dat file name
all my keks
>>685318371
>>685328710
lol, I had this saved from a while back, filename How to be a Unicorn
>>685338022
>>685340584
nypa faggot. eat 2 dicks
>>685339691
Terrorists win.
>>685330304
FUCKING LOST SO HARD!!
Imagine trying to get out of all that mess with
bikes tangled up and people twisted around.
>>685339691
Anyone know the story. I love this one, need to find whole video lol
>>685319690
fucker wasn't even wearing a seat belt, climbed out like it was nothing
>>685331793
HAHAHA
wtf was he thinking?
>>685324745
kankerratten altijd met hun afgesneden kankerlullen! allemaal het land uit!
>>685325797
I hope he dies the most terrible way i can image
>>685326185
cops holding his gun like a retard
>>685325797
Kill yourself
>>685341702
That's a taser
>>685339729
x2 sneak attack
>>685328605
Fuckin nerve gas.
>>685322901
fucking retards sprayed flammable body spray in a car they just hot boxed. dude thought it was a good idea to spark a lighter.
>>685319571
Lol Brazil
>>685326451
Thats her hair you dumb nigger.
>>685336917
Kek. File name got me
>>685332168
Went to this school
>>685319518
>tfw it took too long to defuse cuz you forgot to buy a defuse kit
>>685338022
he can still short against ground which is the pole, idiot.
>>685342998
lmao
>>685319845
clearly nerve gas
>>685342123
Xx_YoLo_360_BrIcKsCoPeR_420_xX
>>685324827
quality blender. would recommend. i use mine to make smoothies tho
>>685342193
>>685328752
looks like a pretty shitty construction
>>685326699
You find this great because the chicken in his absurd form shows dominance over a beta human who is still his superior. As a result the chicken gets shot and that is justice
#autism
>>685326280
shieeeeeeet you see how far the kukri went into the log...
>>685327771
that's what i was thinking no blood yet so its internal would be a good guess eyes are not moving so nerves might be chopped
>>685325581
WTF
>>685326036
>a woman being hit with dog by desperate man
I need to wake the fuck up, I read this as "A woman hitting a dog with a desperate man."
>>685328406
Shut the fuck up.
>>685326185
Iv seen this full video his guy was running from the cops for a wile and they caught up to him
>>685325164
Now we really know what happened.
The purest death...
This might be not the best picture, but i'm talking about being killed by ripping out the brain, which somehow stays intact.
Imagine that situation, being killed, but your brain still works because you have still blood and enough oxygen in it.
You are still you, locked up in your own thoughts.
Absolutely no input or output, just yourself...
A piece of meat laying on the street, but on the inside just as much human as you and I.
Imagine the thoughts that person must have, he's exited and terrified at the same time, knowing that soon he will no longer exists, but still no way to cry, scream or do anything except for thinking about it.
In the last moments you are just yourself, seperated from the whole universe around it, a state which no other human alive will ever experience...
A spirit locked up, now knowing that he is just a soul bounded to a rotting piece of meat, able to exist without it, but not for long...
That's why i think that's the purest death you can ever have,
and the closest thing you will ever get to be really yourself.
Amazing but terrifying
>>685339729
Luis Donaldo Colosio Murrieta. RiP
>>685325164
>kek
>>685344795
Ya by running, you mean didn't see the lightless and siren-less under cover car.
Guy got like 100k for police brutality.
>>685345187
implying your soul dwells in the mind. faggot.
>>685345187
shut the fuck up faggot
>>685345187
Sounds like fun
>>685344564
Probably a severe cerebral trauma from the brain striking the bottom of the skull when she hits the ground, destroying nerve tissue and rupturing blood vessels. Plus probably a fractured dens axis severing the spinal cord. A spinal lesion at that level will damage the nerves that regulate breathing and lead to pretty quick suffocation.
>>685326185
Welcome to GTA
>>685326417
what the fuck
>>685325637
>tactical unzip
>>685345638
Cop thought he was black, he apologized for being too aggressive to a white guy at trial. Still fined the city 100k or so.
>>685327261
NEDM
>>685345187
>>685339691
They threw a flash-bang in there, but little did they know that the occupants had left and left a little surprise for them by leaving the gas on, and so the house was full of propane gas that ignited instantly into that explosion
>>685328664
>l
Two birds with one shot
>>685341221
The idiots blew themselves up during some drug interdiction. The dudes had a heads up and left the gas on for them.
Honestly, that's what the police get for those kinds of tactics. What ever happened to writing a letter or fucking knocking on the door?
>>685318371
Hit between the lobes but not deep enough to reach the brain stem = basically nothing happens for a long time as long as he doesn't pull the blade out. That might cause excessive bleeding inside the skull and brain would be "strangled" by the over pressure
>>685325637
>>685327468
>>685337836
if you people put as much effort into your lives as naming files, we would all go far.
>>685326280
>horse.webm
No.
>>685329999
c-c-c-checked
>>685329651
That bicyle dudes are jus having fun, don't they?
>>685337880
I caught a 150lb man from a 9 foot fall, it brought me to my knees that impact and I squat 2platelmao. So from 25 feet at 250 lbs??? Nothing you can do m8
>>685322901
dis the new ghost rider trailer?
>>685339691
When police throw a flashbang first and ask questions later, this kind of shit is bound to happen. Fuck them.
>>685330215
Well TECHNICALLY she should of had no problem pulling herself back up, NOOOOOR should any of those standbyers have problems pulling her up as well, at least the males.
>>685340601
kek
>>685337880
Dude, I'm not sure you've thought out the mechanics for that. You aren't a cartoon character. The laws of physics apply. 200+ pounds of dead weight slamming into you from like a 50 foot fall will probably kill you, if not bust your insides up to shit.
