You're not my mom!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You're not my mom!
>>685317865
4 Words Niggas wanna hear?
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEET
Remember niggas cant count so they won't know the difference.
>>685317865
I came inside. Whaaaat?
MONEY, DICK, CHOCOLATE, DIVORCE
Suck my fucking dick.
I'm going in dry
Prepare your anus, ho.
>>685317865
You're a fucking nigger
>>685317865
I was born rich.
>>685317865
You are always right.
"citroen creative technology"
got full blown aids
My wife texted me today, "Transfer money to account"
I texted back, "Transfer dick to mouth".
>>685317865
I did the dishes.
>>685319608
Kek. Sounds familiar, have the wife on a financial leash here too.
>>685317865
I had a vasectomy
I have much money
big black monster cock
racemixing is white genocide
"I love your sister"
I will kill you
I will rape you
>>685317865
Your bff is ugly
Sorry for being male
>>685317865
Here, take my balls.
American Express Gold Card.
I love you too.
Yes, [name] you're right.
What a decent girl wants to hear as you begin to bite her neck:
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Six feet, inches, figures
My cum is chocolate
>>685317865
My family is rich
Take my black cock.
here come dat boi!!!
Homecoming 1 freight car
>>685317865
YOU GON GIT RAPED
cup balls, work shaft
>>685317865
I have money lol
>>685317865
Here's the old lickaroo
>>685317865
>you look perfect
>surprise babe, it's me
>I love your perfume
>P̾ͪ̓ͯ͗̓̆͆͌̓̎̊͘͘͏͇͓͇̲͎̫r̴̷̴̰̩̪̘̤̟̞͙̝̺̦͎̦̝̒̅ͯͥ̓̓̓ͧͬ̌͂̈͊̐̏ͬ̐ͣ̚̕͜ͅͅͅeͥ͛̔̅͋͊͑̂̒̚͏̬̫͔̲̱͓̪̥͟͟ͅp̵̯̰͔̼͕̭̜̪̥͖̩͔̰̘̦̩̤̼̅ͩ͒͐̅ͪͪ̅̌̅͋̈͋̌ͤ͋̾́͘͟aͫ̓͌͆̒̾̿ͮ̓̊ͨͨ̿́҉̸̨̭̺̬̯͔̘̻̮͓̦̫͉͟r̢̻̗̝̗͈̖͇̲͓̗̤̼͓̻̹̎̒ͤͫ̾̊̓̊ͤ͞e̢̧̗̬̗͎̖̟̳͎̙̪̦͔̳͔̺̲̟̱ͮ̀͊̏ͧ̐̀̌̍̌́̚͘ ͩ̽͐ͬ͊̍̈̄̑͒͡͞͠͏̫̹̞̯̮̮̩̻̥͎̤̗̲̺̟̼Ţ̧̻͕͉͇̥̃ͥ̄̋̓̓͛̉ͥ͞ͅḩ̷̛͇͚͓͉̼͓̲͚͎̤̲̗͋̐̉̌̈̅ͮ̐̈̓ͦ̍ͦͫ̐ͮ͘͡y̡̭̪͓̯̱̱̻̼̬͗ͩͨͪͣ͋̀ͫ̀s̵̛͉̗̦͈̜̦̤̯̥͓̰ͪ͒ͯ̉̐ͫ̽̍̿͊ͯ̈̕͘͠ͅe̛̤̺̤̦͓͓̠̖̰͓̪̭͇̞̭͍̩ͭ̽̌ͩ͊̌̒̋̋͆͜͠ļ̡̛͔͈̫̳͚͇͈̜̙̥̫̝̬͉̣̲ͩ̈͋̋̄̎̾͂̊̾̉̆̏͒̌̃͒ͫ͂͠f̧̱͍͔͓͍̜͈̺̻̗̒ͣ̅͋ͨ͐̒̕ͅ,̵͎̭͔͕̦̜ͭ̾͆̉ͩͮ͗ͬ͋͌ͬ̑͒̎͑̔͌ͩ͊͜͜͞ ̵̷̧͙̗̠̯̪͓͕̯ͯ̂̾̍̊̏ͥ̀̚͡Ž̡̑̍ͪͩ̐͑̋̎͊̚̕͜҉͇̯̦͕̝͘ã̡̡̡̭̠̺͓̩̣̭̩͍̜̳̲̦͖̬̤̖̗̟̉̌͌̀̈ͪ͠l̓͒ͤ̈͏̷̻̙̮͚̭̖͍̺̳͎̬͚̟̰͈̝̤g̤̹̜̙̞̱̣̹̻̟̝̻̲̻̜̮͕̥͑̇ͤ̐͂͟͢ő̙͉̫̱̣̞̥͙͚͔̺̖̪̟̖̒͗ͭ̈̍͂̈́̎͗͂̈́̚͞ ̴̶̘̻̫̞͖̬̳̺͚̰̲͚̻͌ͨ̑ͬ̑̒̓ͬ̀ͬ͆́́͟ͅA̷ͬ̆̉́ͬ͌̔͗̈̾̇͋͋̏̑̑͑ͨͯ͜͏̼̯̬̦̰̺̠̼͈͔͙̜̩ͅẘ̨͚̪͉͖͈̺̟̺̺̏̒̇̊ͬ̀̚͞͞ͅa̧̛̮̟̝͕̺͊ͭ͑ͩͭ͂͢͝k̶̴̢̥̦͉̲̰̬̱̬̥̬̱̱͇͓̻͓̹͐ͧ̾̔̆̆̉̽ͥ̈͋̇̍ͦ̍̽ͅͅȩ̶̠̼̙͇̤̯͇̙͙̯̣̯̫̘̠͙̫̯͂̏̒̆̍ͫͤͨ͆ͣ̑̐ͬͪ͝͝ͅn̸̗͉̬̲̜̟ͪ̅̄͟͠s̵̆ͦ̄̔͋͠͏͇͍̝̤͔̫͓̙̝̙͕̺̪́
Literally told an ex-gf after she cheated on me and I was breaking up with her.
I fucked your mom.
Other than fucking her mom, it was one of the most satisfying things I've ever experienced.
>>685317865
I got sum vasoline
Piss in my ass
Leeroy can stay tonight.
Here money please take
"Tips Fedora"
m' lady?
>>685321366
win
>>685317865
chad chad chad chad
Niggers lick my anus
>>685317865
>my cock is hard
chocolate dick ejaculating money
>>685317865
Money is no object.
Oh shit wat up
>>685317865
here come dat boi
chickens, watermelons and welfare
"I'll give you chocolates"
>>685322836
"o shit waddup"
Jews did 9/11
>>685319844
underrated post
>>685317865
fus ro dah
>>685317865
"Make it again, Bitch"
Sorry, i didnt pullout.
>>685317865
Bix nood muh fugga
>>685317865
I shit my pants
"Imma fuck you up"
>Make me a fucking sandwitch
>>685324966
nice dvbs bur
>>685326090
>4 words ya dip
"Check these dubs"
Get in the kitchen
>>685317865
what´s your cards limit ?
>>685326248
>no keks given g
Got any pristine memes
>>685317865
I have dank memes
I am not white.
Make America great again
Please spank me, mommy.
>>685317865
"Here come dat boi"
>>685317865
allahu ackbar retarded bitch
>>685317865
Did you make dishes?
>>685317865
Jet fuel....steel beams
Do the Trump Crump
You stupid fat bitch
i forgot my penis
I do big cumz
>>685319608
She was already transferring someone's dick to her mouth, why else would she text.
It is my privilige
>>685317865
I want my tendies
>>685317865
I'll get the check
>>685317865
Mine is 10 inches
>>685317865
No alimony for you.
Real men dont rape
"I aint no man"
Your butthole quiverin', girl?
We shall meet again….
We die as one.
Go chop your dollar.
Niggers tongue my anus.
"I wish for death"
>>685317865
It's only fun ya run
>>685317865
You WILL like it.
>>685319431
WTF?
lol
test
teste
>>685317865
Yo, you got my dick hard. MEET ME SOMEWHERE, bitch.
>>685317865
You forgot the mayo.
>>685328701
>>685328880
4 words, learn to fucking read.
Make America Great Again
Gets all the good bitches
Party in my tummy.
>>685317865
I've got money.
>>685329263
I ain't answering the question, faggot, I'm telling OP to MEET ME SOMEWHERE.
>>685317865
You're unlike your mother
I did the dishes
>>685317865
eat all the eggs
Gee Bill, two Weiners
>>685317865
Post tits or GTFO
>>685329858
my dick ejaculates chocolate
you smell diferent awake
>>685317865
You're not being rational
I am insanely wealthy.
I miss my Mom
i got a raise
It's free real estate.