Work your magic /b/. Lonely girlfriend is texting me- what should I say? First post to end in dubs will be used. Will post screenshots.
>>685715237
Same, just send me a picture of your asshole so I could lick my screen and touch myself to it
Aye bish lemme c dem tittays
Im tyrna holla
Send me a pussy pic so I can beat off.
>>685716031
Roll
Show me the girls and I'll show you my dick!
>>685716031
rollin
>>685716128
THIs
;Send nudes
>>685715237
Take a pic of you ass and that sweet kitty bent over so I can bust a but before bed.
>>685716188
Winrar
ayy bae gimme sum pics of yo asshol
We need to talk
>>685716128
rolla
>>685716188
winrar
>>685716188
Check em
>>685716188
First time getting dubs!
>>685716359
Hopefully OP isn't a fag now.
>>685716460
Op won't deliver he's a new gag who isn't ready to commit to this life.
>>685715237
I think we should break up.
>>685716299
checked.
do this op
>>685716607
You were to late
I wanna try pegging
>>685716188
Ask for nudes
>>685716299
Then break up lol
>>685716359
Congrats, faggot.
>>685716705
fuck.
>>685716695
OP delivered
Suck my nipple and put a foot in my ass
>>685716695
OP screenshot what she says
>>685716695
>>685716808
Doubt it, He started a new message. OP Is a faggot that has something up his sleeve.
>>685717059
Roll
>>685717101
this
>>685717101
this, abandon thread
>>685717101
>>685717101
Roll to spread the truth
Show me that pussy so I can bust off and go to bed. ^check the dubs
"How about you suck on my tiny penis?"
>>685717101
Faggot op
>>685716695
Atleast include her previous messages if you want us to believe you in the slightest
>>685717101
Battery also dropped a lot of charge in a short period of time.
6% In 14 mins?
Shit tier phone?
>>685715237
Op you fag why did you start a new message what the fuck is this shit>>685716695
>>685716695
Call her NiKKKi and send pic related.
>>685716695
Dubs dictates what I say next
>>685717445
Kek, roll
>>685717523
RIP /Thread
Floss your teeth with my pubes
>>685717523
We're done, its fucking over. Come get your shit.
I'll show you my dick
>>685717523
Show me your tight little poop chute and let me fuck you in it the next time I see you or we're through you fucking slutass whoreass cunt fuck of a bitch
>>685717666
winrar
would you consider a threesome with donald trump?
>>685717523
Alright OP, I'll have hope.
Roll for.
"sorry baby, I want to be next to you also. I just wanted to see your boobs :("
>>685717666
RIP OP, Kekeroni.
>>685717666
short lived
>>685717666
FUCKING TRIPS WINRAR
>>685717523
You can't do that right now. Which is why you should send nudes.
I want to shove my dick in your throat while singing baby from justin bieber
>>685717666
>Satan Trips of Sixes
cmon op
>>685715237
Nikki Nikki please suck my dicky
>>685717666
Check em. Hail Satan.
>>685717666
checked, satan
>>685717666
FUCKN TRPS WINRR
>>685717721
KEK
them smiles tho
>>685715237
Fucking christ OP, you're in a position where you LITERALLY CANNOT FUCK UP, yet you're coming to /b/, which gives you a 100% chance of fucking up.
Goddamn retards. Fucking seriously.
>>685717666
Well we're fucking waiting op don't be a fag
>>685717999
>>685717666
>>685717811
>>685717877
>>685717899
>>685717999
All these gets
don't be a nigger and deliver
>>685717666
Balance must be kept. In order for 4chan to save relationships from time to time, some must be destroyed
>>685718288
>>685718197
OP here. Can't deliver nao, I'm too busy sucking a lineup of BBC nigger dicks waiting in my living room to gangbang me after I make them cum
Keep going
Good things come for those who wait...
Op where are you don't be a nigger fag
OP will not leave us so greedy
>>685718353
Fake and gay
>>685718444
kek
>>685718288
>>685718444
trips of truth
Oh also, have fun getting in.
Send with pic related.
>>685718444
Trips don't lie. What kind of fucking autistic faggot would *literally end his relationship* because someone on a fucking website told him to by random chance?
>>685718444
This thread is blessed
niggaz in my ass now and I wont deliver
>>685718576
Roll
>>685718619
Nice roll faggot.
>>685718353
Now tell her the only way for you to stay together is for her to show you her tiny little chocolate starfish now and let you fuck her in it next time you see her otherwise you're really through
>>685715237
It kinda hurts knowing I will NEVER receive a message even similar to this one as long as I live.
I'm leaving you for someone else, his name is eric.
I want your shit gone asap so i can setup my new sex swing.
>>685718650
Hopefully this autistic faggot
>>685718737
Get out of the house then you faggot
>>685718855
Shieeeeeeeeet
>>685718843
Fake and gay.
>>685718843
Kek
What'd she do
>>685718843
>>685718728
Roll for this
>>685718855
I do man, I really try. But I'm creepy, and worthless. Not even an option to women.
>>685718576
Rollerino
>>685718843
Fake and gay, again. Tell your friend who is in your phone as "Nikki" to kill himself. Faggot
>>685718974
Yup. Op is always a faggot
>>685718843
I know about you cheating on me, come get your shit. its over
>>685718992
>Try
Just do anon. Go to a bike park or something
>>685718855
If only op wasnt a faggot
>>685718843
>fake and gay
>pls kys
Kill yourself
>>685719351
reroll
>>685719351
Rolling for this faggot
>>685719177
What the fuck is a bike park going to do for me? For one I don't own a bike.. but what, I'm going to ride a bike and somehow see someone else riding and make conversation? No. They will ignore me, because I look like a fucking pre-teen, hardly boyfriend material, and I'm ugly in the face.
Tell your you are cheating on her with pic related and send it
>>685718843
I know about you cheating on me, come get your shit. its over.
check out dubs
>>685719566
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE FAGGOTS THAT ARE HAVING AN UNRELATED CONVERSATION GETTING ALL THE DUBS?!
>>685718737
Can you pick me up some pizza in your way over to grab your shit? Since you're closer.
"I'm dating your father now"
>>685715237
sage
>>685719593
rawl
>>685719566
You just have to do something for yourself.
>>685719800
faggot
also roll for >>685719593
>>685719842
I already do stuff though. I work 40 hours a week in a busy restuarant. It forces me to be social, but I'm a fucking kid in a room full of adults when I'm at work.
I tried going out, but I'm 19, can't get into night life. I tried skating around a bit. I had fun, but I was alone (Nothing new there) Like dude.. I'm fucking trying. I'm trying my ass off, just to get a small taste of what everyone else eats for dinner.
>>685719842
I think this is the best advice for someone who's feeling lonely, just go do things you're interested in and somewhere along the line you're bound to find someone. The trick is you have to keep doing things instead of just sitting at home on 4chan
>>685715854
Rolling
Op noped tf outta here.
>>685720281
>I'm fucking trying. I'm trying my ass off, just to get a small taste of what everyone else eats for dinner.
Damn anon, this hit hard. Maybe you're just good with words, but this stuck me.
I know it seems like it's not working anon, but you gotta keep trying. I won't lie to you, it may never happen.. but I know it WILL NEVER happen if you don't at least try.
Bitch I never loved you. The only reason I was with you is because I could fuck you whenever I wanted. Come get your shit and fuck off
>>685720644
Wink
>>685720644
Winrar
>>685715237
james is that you?
"I just died 5 seconds ago so if you are into necrophilia good for you.
Oh by the way the right religion is"
>>685720644
Fuck....
>>685721016
I have a feeling this is fake
>>685721016
Hey babe, I know what I said before I'm sorry but I am very autismo
>>685721016
>>685721111
CHECKKKEE
>>685721111
QUADS
>>685721016
Send her a link to this bread
>>685721101
Same here.
>>685721111
HOLY SHIT QUADS
>>685720346
Yeah or then you pretty much alienate yourself from your friends who in turn won't try and reach out to you. Lol
>>685721111
quadspls
>>685721111
Kekleballs>>685721134
>>685721111
Alright op deliver.
>>685721016
Hey babes, question, when do you have guard practice? Cus I need my rifle twirled
I think we took this too far
>>685721494
Rerere
>>685721516
Send link to this thread with "I'm sorry kek"
>>685721516
Check the quads OP it might save your relationship
>>685721516
Not far enough. No do quads
>>685721516
OP SEND HER A LINK TO THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>685721516
Fake
>>685721605
>>685721516
Go go go roll
Nikki you lil bitch
Damn op
I'm cheating on you
>>685721724
This.
>>685721724
rollin
Link to thread
>>685721724
Check 'em
I've been cheating on you since you never put out you stingy fucking cunt
>>685721724
Rawl
>>685721724
Seriously rolling for this
>>685721647
Reroll
>>685721957
rollolol
LINK HER TO THIS THREAD OR YOU'RE DONE PAL
>>685721516
Thats A Shame I'll Need A Few Minutes To Recover From The Tragedy.
>>685722022
WINRAR
Send her a link to this thread
>>685721957
Roll
>>685721516
Quads were already done, do it you faggot
>>685721111
>>685715237
This text isn't from your boyfriend originally. It's from /b/ because he's a faggot and browses this shit. You should still dump him.
>>685722025
REROLL, DON'T DEAD OP
>>685722022
Winrar
Want to play a game? I started a fire to burn your stuff.im starting from the least important position and working my way up to * her favorite possession*
>>685722098
reroll
>>685722187
>>685722098
So close on both.
>so obviously fake
>>685721724
ROLLERINO ROLLERINO
>>685721957
rerrroll jenkins
>>685722110
OP, WE HAVE A WINNER AND I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ASS HERE
>>685722036
Reroll
Send pic
>>685722254
Nigs I already got it
>>685722022
>>685722278
>Just play along
>>685722342
kek roll
wow sorry about that my dog grabbed my phone and must have started typing all that stuff wow lmao
>>685722254
>off by one
>>685722344
double winner
>>685721724
Rolling!
>>685722444
TRIPS
>>685722444
HELLOO
>>685722466
Triple winrar
>>685722444
SEND THIS
>>685722444
>>685722444
TRIPS BEATS DOUBLES
"Sorry phone auto-corrected it, i mean't to say love u"
>>685722444
Trips, winrar
>>685722342
Kek this
>>685722444
>The perfect excuse
You're safe now, op
this thread is fake
this is all fake
this site is fake
>>685722566
>Mom my webm is broken
that stupid nigger Jamal grabbed my phone! that filthy nigger has been looking for ways to split your pussy in half for years. fucking thieving nigger.
>>685722729
Go home spez
>>685722729
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>685715237
I fucked your sister
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
oh shit.jpeg
>>685722074
I Also Want To apologize for calling a nigger to kill you.
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a faggot would take anything posted here as fact.
And now send me nudes
>>685723056
Rerolley
This is all on 4chan get prankrd bitch nigga
I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS REAL OR NOT
ENTERTAIN ME OP YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOT
Fuck
>Too busy talking on phone to now-to-be-soonex-gf
Maybe OP's girlfriend is a whale
>>685715237
Vote Trump or You Are Getting Dumped
>>685723221
you fucking moron drive over and see her right fucking now
>>685723330
re-roll
>>685723221
Chill out, my Nikka (smirking emoji + laughing emoji)
>>685723221
>32 years old living with mom
>haven't become an hero yet
What the fuck is wrong with you
play with my bionicles they are cool
>>685723351
idk about that pic, but rolling
>>685723221
There is a spot close to my asshole that pricks me when I clench, should I be concerned
>>685723221
Jokes on you bitch by the time you texted that I raped and killed my mom
>>685723221
Not unless i kill my mother now none will know.
>>685722342
Roll
>>685723221
Last chance. Nudes or else.
baby I'm sorry I want to marry you
I've been having sex with Mom for the past 8 years that's why I never left
>>685723221
I'm actually more interested in your brother. When is he off from work? ;)))))
I'm sorry Nikki, I've been sending you messages from other people in the internet. I may have taken it too far with everything and I'm sorry, I was only doing what was asked.
I just figured you may have caught on.
In all seriousness, I really want cuddle and Netflix
(You actually have to bare the pain and do it)
>Send screen shot of thread
>>685715237
send her this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
>>685723221
Don't make me mansplain this shit to you..
>>685723221
Send me a nude picture of your boyfriend dies
>>685723221
Did you even hear the news,my mother died from age.
>>685723759
Cringed
>>685723759
OP is far too fucked for this to work. May as well go all in, not that this is real.
>>685718843
This is so fake.
>>685723221
The truth is I love you, and I was only testing our love to see if it was strong enough to withstand something as petty as this argument. I want to build a life with you and your family, forever faithful and loving. I know it seems rushed, but.. I love you with all my heart and soul. Will you marry me?<3
>>685723759
Rolling for hope to save this broken relationship
>>685723759
roll
>>685723602
Rolling
Blow it out your ass, Nikki
>>685723840
Age is what I named my dick.
>>685723840
Rerroll
>>685723795
reroll
>>685723759
>>685715237
I'm sorry Nikki, I've been sending you messages from other people in the internet. I may have taken it too far with everything and I'm sorry, I was only doing what was asked.
I just figured you may have caught on.
In all seriousness, I really want cuddle and Netflix
(You actually have to bare the pain and do it)
>Send screen shot of thread
Spam this and save him, /b.
>>685723759
Rolling to save broken relationship
Tell you what, you don't have to send me nudes and we just forget this ever happened and continue on with our relationship, or you can continue to be a cunt about all this and I can come over there and bash your fucking skull in and rape your corpse. Your call bitch, but I'd really rather not dealing with disposing of a corpse right now.
>>685723221
I swear it's this fucker right here typjng
>>685723221
Don't care if fake, laughed my fucking cock off.
>>685723801
Someone get a hostage picture to send with this
How about we settle this the old fashioned way. A fight.
Um... My mom lives with ME thank you very much.
>>685723999
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
At what point do I tell her this has all been for the lulz? She's not giving in. Called her twice and she won't pick up
>>685723999
Do what he say! DO what he say!!
>>685723918
This shit.
>>685723602
roll
>>685723985
>>685723759
Rolling for this. Please God.
>>685723918
Roll
>>685724022
>>685723999
your choice anon
>>685723759
This
>>685718737
I miss you anon
please come home
the kids miss you
>>685721724
Roolll
Oh wow, sorry Nikki I meant to send this to my side chick, I'd never act like this to my main girl. Long as she kept up like this morning ;)
>>685718843
>open thread 1 minute ago
>scroll through to texts
>see this fake cringy shit
>thread carries on
Sure is summer in here. All kill yourselves.
>scrolled through entire thread, not one nude posted
wtf op, post some fucking nudes you faggot
>>685724070
Fucking kek'd
>>685724070
Link THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING R-TARD
>>685723723
>>685723723
rolling
You n'wah! This is the end of you, swit! Die fetcher!
>>685723918
rolling for happy ending
>>685724070
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685724070
Not unless i fuck you first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYIlaOo3JI
I've been having sex with Mom for the past 8 years that's why I never left.. I tried to tell you
>>685723759
im gonna roll nonstop for this
OP YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER either do this or drive over to her you FUCKING IDIOT
WHYTHEFUCK WOULD YOU THROW AWAY SOMETHING MOST BTARDS WOULD KILL FOR A CHANCE TO GET
mad/10
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685723999
chcekd
>>685723999
This niggie
Roll for a dick pic
It was all a joke baby don't leave I love u, in fact let's get married seriously
>>685721724
Rolling for this
Lol typo I meant to say "love you too babe"
>>685724251
this
>>685724277
OP would be a God among men, but you really don't have to fuck up your life this bad lol
>>685723759
dey see me rollin
>>685724277
>>685724277
great job obviously this is the best decision to text
>>685723918
roll for marriage, life commitments go!
Op is kill
>>685724314
Didn't type this but agree.. reroll fo this
>>685724322
WINRAR SAVE YOURSELF OP
>>685724277
>I've been having sex with Mom for the past 8 years that's why I never left.. I tried to tell you
Today's a good day to die.
Will you marry me?
>>685723918
rolllllling
>>685723918
roll
I forgot to tell you that my mother worships hitler.
>>685721111
HOLY FUCK NO. THE FEDORA WINS
>>685724466
>>685724466
winrrarrr
>>685723759
rollerino, save yourself OP theres still hope
>>685723918
fucking gay
>>685724477
Winrar
>>685724251
Roll
OP only chance to save is to say it was your friend Fred Chen who you were drinking with, and he got ahold of your phone.
>>685723759
do it
Sorry honey, you know I've been stressed lately. I've been working on this non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permeable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, and prevents the milk from penetrating.
>>685723918
holy shit nigger roll
Someone save this thread and take screenshots before it 404s
>>685724477
winrrarr
>>685724277
Fuck yeah
I'm sorry babe, I'm just lashing out because I can't handle my life right now. I just got back from the doctor... I have prostate cancer.
Sorry that was my brother, he is acoustic
>>685724502
Roll
>>685724477
GO OP
Did you see a sign out front that said "dead nigger storage"?
>>685724766
Winrar
OP start new thread
This is the most successful bullshit troll thread I've seen in a while. Good job OP. You are a master bullshitter.
>>685723999
Dear god this
>>685724843
This is 102% legit
This guy gonna show SS or not.. WTF
ssssssssss
>>685724766
R.I.P Op
Op is faggot probably sucking her dick not to dump him.
>>685724976
I know something funnier then 102..
103
If you leave me I'll leave you at the bottom of a lake.
>>685715237
Link this thread faggot!!!
>>685723759
This.
OP has abandoned us.
>>685725031
WE DID IT
>>685725031
Also I had sex with your sister haha
>>685725031
Its over. Was it worth it op?
>>685725197
Please finish with this..
Also OP is a faggot
>>685725031
OP GET OFF THIS THREAD
SEND HER REPLY THEN GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
OF
THIS
FUCKING
THREAD
please. do it for the children.
or, this is fake af since you proposed over text. (likely)
>>685725031
You shitty titty gay lord
>>685725031
I have regular sex with my mom
If not is your friend still single?
so you tryna hate fuck or can i go to sleep? I can't stay up all night waiting for you to get your stuff
>>685725265
Reroll plz
>>685725031
Sensitive fags won. Literally how retarded do you need to be to actually think Nikki is an actual person, not only that but if she was real why would OP fuck with them this much if they knew the consequences or if he didn't care for the future of the relationship
>>685725262
seconded
>>685724766
Winrar
>>685725031
if she says no say: "fair enough. I am killing myself. I will always love you and thank you for the memories. Goodbye space cowboy. BANG"
>>685725262
Doesn't matter marriage is a shit card they'll divorce anyway.
Lol jk
>>685715237
(Link this thread)
Op is kill
>>685723759
Gotta save OP
>>685725031
Well this has been fun. But it's still fake af. Alright guys let's go.
Fuck you niggers I'm going over and showing her this thread
