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Roast me /b/
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That phone is bigger than your dick will ever be
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>>685714436
OP here, dick is actually big ;)
Try again.
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You already roasted yourself with that Blackberry
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>>685714268

You look like the result of two dicks rubbing each other +baggy eyes and long skeleton hand
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>>685714436
/thread
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>>685714268
that suit looks like a costume
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You look like the bad guy from the Matrix if he was a junkie
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You look like a fucking meth addict.
And what the fuck is that Blackberry
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You look like you fuck couches with plastic wrap at your grandmas house
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>>685714436
Who the fuck impersonated me?
Anyways this one is the best so far.
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>How I feel when I look at you
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>>685714268
I bet you're a fucking kike, you disgusting piece of filth. Die in a gas chamber.
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>>685714436
>>685714664
>>685714750
>>685714813
>>685714946
>>685715224
Thread roasted itself instead. Good job OP.
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You have no muscle, you're 100 pounds, have bad skin, chick eyes, premature wrinkles from being malnourished, you're just a scrawny faggot
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Where'd you buy that suit? Kohls?
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>>685714813
He fucking buttoned both of his jacket buttons
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>>685714268
wtf justin trudeau get out of here
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>>685714268
Next time invert the photo so your time stamp can be read easier. All I got man.
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You look like a young Vladimir Putin.

Before the molestation that made him the man he is today.
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>>685715476
Are you retarded?
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roast me next
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I hate your tie. Fuck you
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>>685715768
Get the fuck out of here, faggot
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THIS IS NOT REDDIT YOU QUEERS
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>>685714268
the fuck you think this is reddit?
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>>685715866
leave oldfag
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MODS
MODS
MODS
UNDERAGE B&
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>>685714268
stfu kenny
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Trips decides what I do
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>>685715800
>>685715866
this is now a get thread
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>>685714268
u r 12
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You're comparable to this faggot
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Your picture is a self explanatory metaphor for your life. Literately everything about you is painfully mediocre.
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>>685715768
Tits ot GTFO cunt...
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Just get back from church, Mr. Mormon?

Also who the fuck has a blackberry?
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MODS MODS MODS
>please ban these underage faggots
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>>685714268
Noah?
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>>685716509
Nope
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>>685714268
Awful young for a giant forehead and a combover. Look like your average young republican headed off to use foot signals under a men's room stall partition. Next time buy a suit that fits instead of borrowing one from the neighbor girl.
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>>685714268
well you have a blackberry so your life cant be that great
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>>685715841
I'll GTFO

sorry :(
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>>685714268
You look real tired from all the bitches you don't get.
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>>685714268

>Can't afford paper
>Can't afford cufflinks
>Can't afford Android.

Give your dead great grandfather his suit back. It'd probably look better on his corpse, anyways.
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>>685714268
10/Sheldon Cooper
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you look like stingy from lazytown
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>>685716956
I get all the pussi b0ss
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>>685717085
Dyslexia/faggot...
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>>685714268
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>>685714268
Running on empty... Food review!
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>>685714268
First day of mortician's school
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>>685715768
Nick??????? From Cheley???
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>>685714268

You look like you're 13, unless it's your bar mitzvah you've got no reason to be wearing a suit.
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>>685714655
Show it
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>>685714268
You look like a failed abortion.
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>>685717172
Bravo, sir.
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reviewbrah?
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>church grannys fone
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>>685717405
I second this, show it or Op is a faggot. Not that he isn't already. >>685714268
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Shouldn't you be looking for mr anderson
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>>685714268
TIMMY?
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>>685714268
Congrats on rising from the dead. I hope you yelled at your parents for that suit they buried you in.
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>>685717419
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>>685714268
Hey OP, let me suck your cock.
Burn!!
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>>685714268
roast(rate) me /b/
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>>685714268
Hasn't nature already done enough?
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>>685718022
>>685718299
>>685718455
3 dubs in row!
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>>685718768
No trips though
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>>685718299
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>>685715768
We don't need to, just step outside without an umbrella
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You look like a fag and your shit's all retarded
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Wtf are all these dubs?
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>>685717172
Kek. Hats off to you friend. That was good.
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>>685714268
I could plate a 4 course meal on that forehead of yours. Also your sauve suit fits you like a trash bag queerbait
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>>685717405
Agreed
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