Roast me /b/
That phone is bigger than your dick will ever be
>>685714436
OP here, dick is actually big ;)
Try again.
You already roasted yourself with that Blackberry
>>685714268
You look like the result of two dicks rubbing each other +baggy eyes and long skeleton hand
>>685714436
/thread
>>685714268
that suit looks like a costume
You look like the bad guy from the Matrix if he was a junkie
You look like a fucking meth addict.
And what the fuck is that Blackberry
You look like you fuck couches with plastic wrap at your grandmas house
>>685714436
Who the fuck impersonated me?
Anyways this one is the best so far.
>How I feel when I look at you
>>685714268
I bet you're a fucking kike, you disgusting piece of filth. Die in a gas chamber.
>>685714436
>>685714664
>>685714750
>>685714813
>>685714946
>>685715224
Thread roasted itself instead. Good job OP.
You have no muscle, you're 100 pounds, have bad skin, chick eyes, premature wrinkles from being malnourished, you're just a scrawny faggot
Where'd you buy that suit? Kohls?
>>685714813
He fucking buttoned both of his jacket buttons
>>685714268
wtf justin trudeau get out of here
>>685714268
Next time invert the photo so your time stamp can be read easier. All I got man.
You look like a young Vladimir Putin.
Before the molestation that made him the man he is today.
>>685715476
Are you retarded?
roast me next
I hate your tie. Fuck you
>>685715768
Get the fuck out of here, faggot
THIS IS NOT REDDIT YOU QUEERS
>>685714268
the fuck you think this is reddit?
>>685715866
leave oldfag
MODS
MODS
MODS
UNDERAGE B&
>>685714268
stfu kenny
Trips decides what I do
>>685715800
>>685715866
this is now a get thread
>>685714268
u r 12
You're comparable to this faggot
Your picture is a self explanatory metaphor for your life. Literately everything about you is painfully mediocre.
>>685715768
Tits ot GTFO cunt...
Just get back from church, Mr. Mormon?
Also who the fuck has a blackberry?
MODS MODS MODS
>please ban these underage faggots
>>685714268
Noah?
>>685716509
Nope
>>685714268
Awful young for a giant forehead and a combover. Look like your average young republican headed off to use foot signals under a men's room stall partition. Next time buy a suit that fits instead of borrowing one from the neighbor girl.
>>685714268
well you have a blackberry so your life cant be that great
>>685715841
I'll GTFO
sorry :(
>>685714268
You look real tired from all the bitches you don't get.
>>685714268
>Can't afford paper
>Can't afford cufflinks
>Can't afford Android.
Give your dead great grandfather his suit back. It'd probably look better on his corpse, anyways.
>>685714268
10/Sheldon Cooper
you look like stingy from lazytown
>>685716956
I get all the pussi b0ss
>>685717085
Dyslexia/faggot...
>>685714268
>>685714268
Running on empty... Food review!
>>685714268
First day of mortician's school
>>685715768
Nick??????? From Cheley???
>>685714268
You look like you're 13, unless it's your bar mitzvah you've got no reason to be wearing a suit.
>>685714655
Show it
>>685714268
You look like a failed abortion.
>>685717172
Bravo, sir.
reviewbrah?
>church grannys fone
>>685717405
I second this, show it or Op is a faggot. Not that he isn't already. >>685714268
Shouldn't you be looking for mr anderson
>>685714268
TIMMY?
>>685714268
Congrats on rising from the dead. I hope you yelled at your parents for that suit they buried you in.
>>685717419
>>685714268
Hey OP, let me suck your cock.
Burn!!
>>685714268
roast(rate) me /b/
>>685714268
Hasn't nature already done enough?
>>685718022
>>685718299
>>685718455
3 dubs in row!
>>685718768
No trips though
>>685718299
>>685715768
We don't need to, just step outside without an umbrella
You look like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Wtf are all these dubs?
>>685717172
Kek. Hats off to you friend. That was good.
>>685714268
I could plate a 4 course meal on that forehead of yours. Also your sauve suit fits you like a trash bag queerbait
>>685717405
Agreed