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I found some kind of a weird object today on a known UFO visiting site. It's rubbery and reflects light in very weird ways

Trips decide what I do with it

Will deliver unless abducted
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>>686781685
wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10342664
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It's a bouncy ball, fag
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>>686781685
I think that's called a 'little round transparent ball'
If i get trips I want you to put a sharpie in its pooper please
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Take a photo of the light reflections...
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>>686781685
Come on OP Stick it in your butt as far as you can even if you barely get it in I wanna see?
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>>686781685
>trips

Bro, c'mon. That shit is damn near impossible.
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>>686781858
TAKE A PHOTO OF YOUR DICK!
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>>686781935
Reroll
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tripsget
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>>686781685
my dad work at area 51 and suggest you go put that where you took it.. he's on the phone with his managers since I showed him the picture.. I'm serious
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>>686781950
Ok cmon
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>>686781685
Mail it to area 51 and see if they write back
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tripsssssssss COME AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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put it in the microwave, if nothing happens throw it at the wall until it smashes
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>>686781685
put it up your ass
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>>686781685
It's a probe OP. You know what to do.
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>>686781685
If trips you're gonna be shoving that directly up your ass
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>>686781997
So fucking fake dude. You wouldn't know if we worked there
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>>686781997
So you live in Russia? I don't think so.
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>>686782090
reroll
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>>686781929
Rolll
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>>686782106
This.
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k
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>>686782211
k
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>>686782167
BRO COME ON MOTHERFUCKER POKE IT WITH A KNIFE
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reroll
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cum on it
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>>686782211
>>686782243
k
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>>686782253
Poke it with a knife
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It's an alien probe, you're supposed to put it up your ass.
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>>686782287
This
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>>686782263
This! It might be an egg!. Give it DNA then incubate, see what happens
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Call the governement and tell them.
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Clearly it is Happy Fun Ball
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>>686781685
turn a flashlight on put it in ur ass then put the ball in ur ass then we really be seeing weird light reflecting!
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>>686781858
It feels very weird holding it
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>>686782673
>>686782673
Then put it in your anus OP.
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>>686782673
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Cook it untill it melts, then fap use substance as lubricate
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>>686781685
up your asshole it goes....
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>>686782827
Do it
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>>686782772
Up your man cunt with it.
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>>686782090
reroll but cum on it before you put in microwave
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>>686782935
reroll
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>>686782827
One more reroll
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>>686781685

Listen to hardbass with it
Buy new adidas
Squat on it
Then maybe make blin
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>>686782935
Microwave it for 90 seconds
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>>686782969
reroll
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>>686781685
Looks like it reflects light in a completely normal way.
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>>686782970
Poke it with a knife
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>>686781685
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>>686783000
WINRAR
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>>686783000
Finally.
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>>686783000
>>686783000
GO
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weird alien object in ass, post pics of it happening
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>>686783000
Winrar
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>>686781685
It's called a polymer ball. You put the smaller drier versions into water and they swell up more than 10x their original sizes. OP either got spoofed, or is trying to spoof us.

Either way OP is a giant faggot.
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>>686781685
Shove it up your ass.
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hit it with a hammer
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>>686782935
this won
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>bouncy ball
0/10
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>>686783176
>pic related
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>>686783000
Sage until OP delivers
Sage until OP delivers
Sage until OP delivers
Sage until OP delivers
Sage until OP delivers
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>>686781685
FUSHIGIIIIIII
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>>686782253
Reroll
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>>686783295
>implying sage still sage
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>>686783288
name of that thing
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>>686782978
Rolling for
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>>686783383
Rolling for OP to post pics of the Fushigi up his ass
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>>686782356
Kek. Reroll
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>>686783492
Ball or Orb or Sphere
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>>686783492
>>686783176
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Shove it so far up your ass that you cant get ut out
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>>686783699
thanks
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Throw it at a car
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lmao its a bountsyball
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Kys
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Sorry guys I'd love to deliver but this thing started glowing red now, there's a clear red line dividing it

Wtf
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>>686784037
That means it's hungry. Cum on it you faggit.
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>>686784037

WHAT
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>>686784037
still deliver op !! see what happens dont let us down
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>>686784037
Now take the ball off, there's still a red line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>686784037
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>>686784183
this.
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>>686784037
Dude it's the light from between his fingers hhahaha
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>>686784037
>OP used cat laser
â– it's super effective
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Uh, guys

It's getting more red

Am I in trouble

I won't lie

I'm slightly scared now
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>>686784301
True
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>>686784037
damn, there's no way it could be the red line between your fingers
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>implying that's not a laser pointer being shined into it
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>>686781685
Swallow it whole
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>>686784459

>implying that is
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>>686784512
this
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>>686784390
FUCK OFF FAGGOT ITS THE LIGHT FROM BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10340003
choose niggers
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you need to shove it up your butt, it's a probe and it's going to explode and destroy all its probe data if you dont put it in an ass asap!

source: am alien
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Nice dragon Ball!
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>>686784390
Put it on the floor, or a table with no reflections and take a picture OP.

Does it feel like glass?
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>>686784390
you can clearly see he is lighting it up with a torch or something between his fingers
op is a faggot again
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you can see the reflection of the light from his flashlight on his knee gr8 b8
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>>686784037
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The red light you see behind my fingers was emanating from the ball

It stopped glowing red now

I think it's communicating with me
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Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
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>>686785239
Everyone just vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10343493
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Cut the shit OP. Shove it up your ass
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>>686785364
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10343493
nice website
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>>686785239
its probably a bouncy ball. try bouncing it but record and post on jewtube
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Cut it in half
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This is how it looks when I actually shine light through
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Cut it
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>>686785634
cut it
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take a bite
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Just kill yourself
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Submerge it in water.
Then insert it in anus, obviously.
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vote guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10343583
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>>686785634
cut it op
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>>686785634

It's an alien egg. You can see hundreds of developing feotuses inside. Don't touch it, leave it outside in the cold. Warmth will accelerate their maturation
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>>686782091
I second this
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Abandon thread. OP did not deliver.
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>>686781685
what ufo visiting site did you find it from
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>>686783288

It's called a glass ball in a liquid with the same refractive index.
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OP POST A PICTURE WITHOUT YOU FUCKING WITH IT
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Bake that shit
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>>686786471
Roll
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silly faggot op
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swallow it
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10343674
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>>686781685
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>>686781685
maybe it's one of those polymer balls.

also.shove it up your ass
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>>686781929
I knew I wasn't the only one who'd suggest this. ROLL Shove that thing up the anus. ET cant find ball.
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>>686781685
>wierd object
It's an anal bead.
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>>686785634
It's probably Syd Barrett trying to communicate.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM
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Do what it's meant for.
Shove it up your ass.
Trips get.
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>>686781929
This is why aliens probe us
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>>686786460

Its not glass, its this shit that absorbs a ton of water

Its basically a water ball
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>>686784390
>op has downsyndrome
>op fears for life
>does not realise what the trivial junk he holds in his hand is
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>>686785239
>thinks this is fascinating
>enjoys deceiving children
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>>686781685
>known UFO visiting site
U wot m8?

>Will deliver unless abducted
Abducted by autism. Film at 11
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>>686785634
>retrdation increaseing
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>>686787070
Kekopotomus
Also, checked 7070get
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>>686785634
Any update?
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>>686781685
insert in anus
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>>686787920
op got rekt
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stick it up your ass
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686783237
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>>686785143
Kek I was just thinking of that old snl skit
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ITT: OP been abducted
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>>686786239
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>>686785239
I think it's reacting to how much of a fag you are
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>>686781685
I don't know if that is one but I used to work at an airport where there was a weather station.
They used a glass ball like that to measure the time of day or how much daylight in the day or something like that.
Light went through it like a magnifying glass and burnt a piece of paper
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>>686788582
>>686788534
Stop bumping it, faggots
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sht u z disuyjd
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>>686788729
bump jus cos u suck dick
im australian lol
haha !
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If you guys are getting excited about this, you have sad, sad lives.You and OP live miserable boring lives.
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put it up your mums fanny
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bump x2
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homunculus
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yell at it
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>>686789197
rollin 4 dis
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>>686789197
reroll
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is op ever coming back?
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>>686789517
>>686789423

no
roll
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hi
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Op got "abducted". In other words, he bailed like he planned to
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>>686785634

Yo OP. Some anon got trips (>>686783000) You gonna jizz on the ball and microwave it?
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>>686781685
>>686788582
Do NOT leave it in front of a window op
it will cause a fire
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cook it
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>>686789835
reroll
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>>686783983
who the is this woman i want more pics give me source
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>>686784037
so fake it hurts
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Czech my trips
Cum on it m8
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>>686790300
the fuck does this even say
this isnt 1943
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Fucking

Another thread as crazy as this?
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>>686790300
Fuck off NSAfag. Rolling for him to shove it in his butt
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>>686790655
Rolling again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjRPA2mn13g
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Someone screencap this
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>>686790971
That's like one of those gay fushigi things. This one is like bouncy ball size
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>>686781685
If trips put in pooper
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Hope OP delivers
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>>686791300
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>>686790971
> quantum levitation
mfw
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>>686782090
Roll
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>>686781997

>area 51
>they still keep alien shit there even though everybody knows where it is

All your "dad" does is test drones you faggot, if he actually has a job.

t. Engineer that works at the new site.
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>>686781685
up the ass it goes
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>>686790300
oh look, its this repost again
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>>686791300
Rollin for pooper
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It probaply a crystal ball. Like mountain crystal os someting. Those are expensive but I'm pretty sure it's pretty ordinary.
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>>686790300
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>>686785239
I am balw
I require information about your planet
Roll me to your leader
>Rolls him to Donald trump
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>>686781685
put in butt > nutt
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>>686790541

Just a heads-up the feds are monitoring this thread.

- The N.S.A.

Do they not teach cursive in the U.S. public schools now?
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This is nazis technology.
It's Hitler's Special Prosthetic Testicle.
E.T.s (grey ones) are know to have stolen it from the Russian in 1946 which made Stalin very upset (a little more than usual).
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They are called cat's eye, Google it. I have one myself OP, they sell them out West. Abandon thread
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It's a fucking see through bouncy ball
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>>686792251
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>>686781839
Kek
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>>686792251
They did
In 1945 you fucking old degenerate
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>>686781685
stick it up your ass.
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>>686785634
yes that's a rubber bouncy ball, everyone with half a brain can see that
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>>686792411
reroll
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>>686792400
kek'd
you tell em tiger reow
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shove it in your dick hole
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>>686781685
in your ass, glowing or not
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>>686792251
>>686790300
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>>686783000
OP IS A FAG AND WONT DELIVER
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>>686792828
He hasn't delivered for awhile now.
OP is abducted.
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>>686785606
Rolling for cut it in half
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>>686792911
9/11 confirm
Check'd
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>>686785606
Rolling as well
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>>686792911
>OP bailed
FTFY
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>>686792911
You melted my steel beams!
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