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>snaps thingers
>"Odds die, Evens live"
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>>767620880
i dont wanna go
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>>767620880
Mr sterk
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>>767620880
Fuck off with the retardo comic book movie shit.
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>>767620880
Mr Stark i dont feel so good
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>>767620880
:(
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I hope I die
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>>767620880
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>>767620880
rollin'
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>>767621407
Whew, that's three deaths in a row for me.
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>>767620880
Peace
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>>767620880
rollo
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>>767620880
niggas be like
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>>767620880
Mr stark pls i dont wanna go
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Rolllin
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>>767620880
Kill me pls thx
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I'll be fine.
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Thanos snap got nothing on mustang snap
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sheeeeeee to the soul stone i go!!!!!
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captain america coming through
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avengers thread here

>>767619532
>>767619532
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>>767621330
Please happen soon maybe not today or this year but God forbid this keeps going for too many more.
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>>767621078
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>>767620880
Pls end it now.
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smoke it
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>>767620880
bitch nigga cant kill me
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>>767620880
ok
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Star-Lord
Drax
Groot
Mantis
Doctor Strange
Spider-Man
Black Panther
Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes
Nick Fury
Agent Maria Hill
Falcon
The Scarlet Witch

reporting
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Please save me
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SONOVABITCH!
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roll
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>>767621588
>>767622088
BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE MUST FIGHT TOGETHAH
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>>767620880

rollin...

anon, i dont feel so good..

please, i dont wanna go..

i just wanna fuck mary j and...anon..
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>>767620880
I want to sleep
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>>767620880
Rollin
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Why didn't Doc Strange convince him to just snap away the niggers and faggots?
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>>767622313
That's one of the ~14 million plans that wouldn't end up in a victory.
THINK BIG
H
I
N
K

B
I
G
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motherfu-
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Roll
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>>767620880
I don't wanna go Mr Stark
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>>767620880
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
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>>767622178
kys cuck
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cool
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>>767620880
my weewee shrinks every time i look at you
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I am grateful
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>>767620880
Roll
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Homie
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>>767620880
Im Sorry Mr Stark
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take me away
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Roll
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hewego
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Yeah yeah.
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when you realize that all the soy boys are clamoring about ZOMG so many characters died O_O
even as a faggot who likes these marvel movies like me it's obvious all the disintegrated people are coming back, ffs there is already GoTG 3 and a new spiderman movie confirmed. it's just a cheap way for idiots to tell other idiots that 15 characters died when in reality it was.
>vision
>loki
>hiendall
>collector
>maybe gamora but also probably not

do thats a one off side character, a supporting character, and two heroes, one of which is probably alive and the other was a robot.

amount of actual heroes that "died" 1 or 2 if they have balls but no more lists of omg look how many diiiied
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You can't kill me.
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Like scoob...
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>>767620880
geg
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roll for die
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>>767620880
roll
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>>767622519
odds are 14 million to one
> I WoNdEr If OuR HeRoEs wIlL MaKe iT
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roll
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i feel pretty good
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Hmhmhm how can I die if i'm already dead?
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>>767620880
rlll
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>>767620880
well
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>>767620880
Thanos unironically did nothing wrong.
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>>767622680
when the bot gets to fucking live.
thanks moot.
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Already died in a different thread, let's check my parallel universe odds
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>>767624157
Still dead. Fuck.
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>>767620880
oh god
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>>767620880
what if trip, if trip do i become thanos?
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>>767620880
live or die i'm still awesome
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>>767620880
As it should be
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k
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>>767620880
OH NO NOT I, I WILL SURVIVE
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roll
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>>767620880
yay mercy for the universe
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>>767620880
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>>767620880
im growing hair where there wasn't hair before
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BAZINGA
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Rollll
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>>767620880
roll
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#thanosdidnothingwrong
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Well
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>>767620880
I will Avenge you /b/rothers
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roll
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>>767620880
pls
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I will fight in your memory!
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Looks like a win win...
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>>767620880
I'm sorry
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Heroes never die
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>>767620880
Lets do this
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>>767620880
Odds please I am so tired of living and too exhausted to fix the problem please spare me from this hell
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FUCK IT! KILL ME! ODDS GET!
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>>767626558
Let's try again.
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Oof
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Rolling
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Take me to the other place
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>>767620880
Roll
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Let’s see what fate chooses
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Pls kill me
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>>767620880
oh pls kill me I don't wanna live anymore
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>>767620880
Thanos did nothing wrong.
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>>767620880
Nooo
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I dont feel so good
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>>767620880
come what may
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>>767621714
same
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>>767620880
>So, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767620880
I....feel cold....
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>>767628825
Go back to Facebook.
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roll
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Oh oh
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>>767620880
PREASH DONT KELL ME :(((((((((((
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>>767624428
nah ur a faggot
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>>767620880
>not enough resources in an infinite universe to support life
>"well, better kill half of everything. its gotta be the only way"

why the fuck didnt thanos use the power of all 6 stones to just fucking create more food/space/shelter/planets.... what kind of edgelord incel gets born with a weird chin and decides mass murder is the only way to make the universe sustainable.
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dirty wet poopie poopie sloppy dirty wet poert hole
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Ha ha ha ha
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>>767620880
i want off the ride
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so long cruel world
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>>767620880
Please let me sleep forever
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>>767620880
Balls
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Roll
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>>767620880
fuck you thanos
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friendly reminder that 0 is even
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Do it you coward!!
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Roll
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>>767620880
pls no
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>>767620880
lady Death doesn't like you anyome and is about to drop you for Deadpool
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>>767620880

mr starkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>767620880
Was a shitty flick
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>>767620880
>Gets all the stones
>Doesn't pick and choose who lives
what a faggot
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>>767620880
Hold the feel door Mr Stark
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>>767621872
Time stone...they'll all live
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weed
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so should i kill myself tonight or not
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>>767629757
the whole point was it was supposed to be random and unbiased. did u even watch the movie?
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>>767620880
vnvbn
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roll
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Fuck your gauntlet. I have GOD on my side. And doubles.
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>>767621872
You forgot Loki, Gamora, Heimdall and Vision

if ur gonna troll, at least do it well
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Kill
me
pls
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>>767629845
No I don't like feeding the beast that is disney and why? whats the point?
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>>767620880
K
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>>767620880
I don't feel so good
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>>767620880
I love you Lord Thanos.
Let me live as your little bitch slave.
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Posted
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>>767629924
Okay, no doubles but I'm still alive. I'm the underdog and I'm coming to slap your shit. Get ready to eat a thousand fucking feet with your ass, Thanos.
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>>767620880
Roll to die
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I think Thanos is gay and like suck big pennis.

Roll
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O mai wa mu, shinderu
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Please...
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Will we all go together?
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>>767620880
come at me Grimace!
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>>767620880
Rip my anus.
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>>767620880
Come at me bro
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>>767620880
Only noggs get an odd roll
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Mr stork I don’t feel good
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>>767620880
you cant touch me nignog
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Rollin' for odd
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Roll
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Nooo!!
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>>767620880
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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do it you bitche i aint a baby i want you to do it
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Someone's gotta stick around and clean things up. Luck was always my superpower after all.
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>>767620880
roll
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>>767620880
K bye
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rolf
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>>767620880
ddddddddddddd
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I can do this
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>>767620880
lets do dis
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>>767620880
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>>767620880
RAWLLIN
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>>767620880
wew
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>>767620880
ssdsdsdssdsdsdsddsdsd
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>>767620880
Rollin
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Fuuuuuuuck
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Roll
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Let me go
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>>767620880
Let's see
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>>767620880
i wont die
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Kill me
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Wacunta fueva!
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>>767620880
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yadda yadda
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R09l
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Nigher
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>>767620880
Not feeling so good ffs
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>>767620880
Check my odds
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Let's do this
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I don't wanna go...
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>>767620880
I don't feel so good
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I hope they remember you...
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>>767620880
You'll never take me alive!
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Nyeees
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I'm ready
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>>767620880
Hey Mr stark I don't feel so good
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>>767620880
Poof
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this does put a smile on my face
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>>767620880

Here we fucking go.
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That's what he said.
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Name Jeff
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>>767620880
lol
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>>767620880
I don't feel so good...
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yeet
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>>767620880
I'm sorry
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>>767620880
You will never be a god
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Oh boy pls die
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Steve
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>>767620880
aw fuck
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Later bitches
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>>767620880
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I'm ded
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Kill me bitch
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>>767637914
Fuck I'm still alive
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>>767620880
rollio for a bout of polio
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>>767637975
*dead*
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Oof
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Ooba ooba
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>>767620880
Guess I'll live
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>>767638111
I don't feel too well
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>>767620880
Come at me
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oWO
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>>767620880
Well shit
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>>767620880
Hello
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>>767620880
I'll bite. I like them odds.
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I will survive
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It was the only way...
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>>767637784
Oh shit, I'm alive
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>>767620880
Fug
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>>767620880
Moot....i dont feel so well....
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>>767620880
I'm a survivor
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A final nut flicks from the head of my twitching cock as I fade into non-existence.
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Not if i kill you first.
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/b/, I don't feel so good...
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>>767620880
pls don't kill me D:
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>>767620880
Roll
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>>767620880
You could have at least used an image with the complete infinity gauntlet, you faggot. Fuck your thread, OP. I hope I get odds.
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end me. i fuking hate my life
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rollin for spidey
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>>767629201
Wow, good point anon
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Fuck this fam, I'm out
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>>767640176
NO!NO!NO!.....WHY!?

I wanted to die....
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>>767640244
FFS, why won't I die....
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>>767620880
roll
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Dead
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rollin
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If I live traps are gay
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>>767640572
Checkmate atheists
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>>767620880
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I long for death
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>>767620880
Well I can’t die so...
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Spiderman turned his cumbox into webs. Pure genius
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>>767629162
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>>767620880
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>>767620880
I feel great.
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>>767620880
hope I wont die am I right mates?
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Good thing I got evens
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>>767620880
is 0 odd or even?
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>>767620880
i want to die
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>>767641318
even
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>>767620880
let me die
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>>767620880
So be it.
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odds pares
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Plz lemme be dust
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Goof
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TAKE ME!
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Roll
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>>767620880
roll
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>>767620880
i lived last time, lets do it again
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Kills half the universe.
Doesn't kill all the niggers?
Omnipotent being of unlimited power my ass.
Roll...
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>>767620880
lomo
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>>767620880
RIP
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>>767620880
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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>>767620880
I'm feeling alright.
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>>767620880
Damn, y'all niggas really had to do it to em
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Anon I don’t feel good
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:-P
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Boi, lemme live
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>>767622178
ufc is breddy funny
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Ala akbar
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roll
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roll
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>>767620880
kill me
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>>767620880
My dick will grow bigger
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>>767620880
lets go
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>>767620880
he's dead
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>>767620880
not sure if disintegrating or just tir...
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Let me die
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>>767620880
Rollerino
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Die
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>>767620880
r0ll
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>>767620880
I don't even care, I just had sex so I don't have nothing left in this world.
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>>767645364
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Bring it pussy
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>>767620880
Well, it'd save me my morning seven-mile.
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