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to the virgins of /b/

>your age
>why are you still a virgin
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>>695578923
Small penis makes me insecure and self conscious so I always end up pushing girls away ;^]
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>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
Paedophile i only enjoy 0-10 years old kids,dont want to go to jail
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>>695578923
>>your age
32
>>why are you still a virgin
Asked out dozens of girls over a decade, all of them rejected me. Eventually gave up.
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>>695579304
Is it even possible to find a girl that doesn't mind a small penis? A girl might think you are her dream man but the minute she finds out the penis is small she will be disappointed enough that everything gets thrown out the window.
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Just turned 18.
Havent really found a girl// I choke up around them when im sober. Incidentaly also the reason i'm already becoming an alcoholic.
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18
No girls around.
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>>695578923
you're*
an*
fixed it for you OP
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Why dont you guys just get a hooker. No one is gonna know and who cares if your a shit shag you aint gonna see the hooker again
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18 Because I honestly have better stuff to do
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>>695579898
As much as I'd like to convince myself that it's something girls overlook, I know it isn't except for very exceptional circumstances.

Oh well, just another item to add to the list of reasons to eventually kill myself ;^]
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19
Because girls think a am gay and i am to mutch of a pussy to tell them that i am not
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>>695580260
I live in the netherlands and at 21 i will get the vergin treadment at a sex club.
Fuck yeay netherlands and the legal prostitudes
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>20
>got drunk, thought I did it, turns out I just sat there doing nothing while the girl humped me for 2 minutes
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>>your age
just turned 30
>>why are you still a virgin
Wanted to get wizard powers
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>>695580789
>vergin treadment
what does that consist of?
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>>695578923
>17
>social anxiety
>rarely leave house.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>695578923
>18
>i dont care enough to have friends or even gf
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23. I started to hate people more and more over the years and I especially hate women. Never really had an interest in sex either.
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26
Micro dick
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>>695581266
Underage B&

>19
>waiting until marriage
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38
Crippling social anxiety
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24
gay but also homophobic
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>26
>6'2
>Cause bitches only care about stupid shit
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>>695578923
I'm 27
>Lost my virginity at 16 to my highschool crush.
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>19
>porn is better than girls
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18
I'm fat and unnatractive.
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>>695579898
Maybe if you find a girl who is into anal
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>>695581469
>waiting until marriage

get out
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30

Shit job, zero self-esteem, beta, stopped caring about it at 27. Seeing my cousing get fucked after a divorce helped it a bit, too.
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>>695578923
>23
>lost virginity at 17

TBH sex great, but it's not worth being upset to be a virgin I wish I would have saved it for someone I loved... But those bitches can't unsuck this cock now

Cooler than you cucks.
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19
not interested
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>>695581784
fucking same
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>your age
23
>why you are still a virgin
Last girlfriend I had was horribly abusive and I have been really awkward and a recluse ever since
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25

Too much porn for the last 10 years has made me lose interest in real women, and has made sex look disgusting to me.
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>>695578923
>your age
18
>why are you still a virgin
Nobody around who's interesting and the few that I did find decent weren't interested in dating. White women feel so typical some reason.
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>>695581469
So... you mean celibate?
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7
Im 7
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>>695581949
You are the biggest faggot in this thread, nigger.
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>>695581234
A girls of your choosing (mostly 21) will make it feel like you are not just fucking a prostitude.
https://www.societyservice.com/nl/service/ontknaap-service/
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>>695582042
>7 and not having a "girlfriend"
Boi
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>>695578923
>21
>missed opportunities cuz passive beta
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>>695578923
23
I don't know, really. I only met one girl but she has a BF. I want things happen but all the girls I know live far far away
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>>695581813
>>695581984
I want to marry a virgin. I can only hold my partner to my own standards.
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24 and I have a micro penis, I cut my self about it and want to kill people and my self
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26

excuses after excuses, 8/10 looking guy

at first it was because i want to do it with someone i really like, yeah what a fag i know, but i didnt want to do it with the landwhale at school, or a drunken night, or a prostitute

when i got to 20 it was because i started to get scared that what if i suck in bed, since then i watched porn

had a chance to lose it 1 month ago to a landwhale...couldnt get hard, only a semi, and therefor couldnt stick it in.
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>>695578923
19, I can see until this summer, I found a girl
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23
Too fat, beta and ugly. No money, no job, nothing really anyone could find attractive.
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so I'm pretty fat, but I have an ok face. And so far I've fingered vaginas and gotten my dick stroked (Over The Pants), groped my fair share of asses and tits. But why? Why do chicks do that shit with me but don't fucking like me? Like they lure me in and they just throw me away
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>>695578923
23, I am with my gf 5 months now, she is my first kiss, i will wait.
atheist here
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>>695582120
Fuck you faggot go get laid, nigger lover
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>>695579898
Stay drunk /b/ro.
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>>695578923
>20
>not a virgin
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>>695578923
>age
18
>why are you still a virgin
Haven't tried looking for girls yet. Besides, my hand keeps me satisfied.
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25
Because I prefer staying at home playing video games and watching anime.
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I'm not a virgin. I've fucked at least 50 women since I was 14. 25 now.
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>>695581077
Cardarl...
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>>695582500
Sauce?
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>>695580260
Hooker said no :/
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>>695581518
ever considered a hooker?
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>>695582638
THEN DO IT FAGGOT!
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>23
>lost mine 4 months ago
>never gonna be a necromancer
>feels bad


DONT GIVE UP /b/ROTHERS!
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>>695582133
That's kinda cool actually.
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i have been a virgin since i ve been on /b/ about two years ago, can't give birth to a jesus tho
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i finally fuck a woman ( only fucked men prior not gay just bi and bad with girls)for the first and she tells me the morning after she has herpes but thankfully i just got my results after a week of stressing everything negative anyway remember to wrap it up and find a fat bitch if you're desperate look on okcupid and because someones going to ask pussy is way better
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>>695581884
What's your job
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>>695582593
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/798065/c91e023f03/
Here. It's pretty hot.
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>>695578923
>18
>grew up pretty much without a father and never learned how to interact with girls my age, also I'm a fucking coward and weirdo if I'm not wasted
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>>695582556

this fucking thread is for

>to the virgins of /b/

holy shit, you austistic cunt.
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18
Massive social anxiety. It sucks because a lot of girls comment that I'm actually pretty cute, and I actually have a pretty big dick, it's just that every time I approach a girl or she approaches me I turn into an autistic wreck. FML
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>>695581793
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>>695581966
19
Same
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>>695582638
>17
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>>695581266
#rekt
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>>695582690
considering it
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>>695581950
>not interested
So having a girl on top of you with her titties out and letting you grab her ass doesn't interest you? You're gay buddy
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>>695582767

State worker, mess with papers.
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>>695582638
wheres that mod who banned that other faggot.
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21.
I don't want to give up my purity for something that can literally be bought.
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>18
>Been moving a lot
>Was waiting to be 18
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>>695582979
good
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>>695580537
Fagget
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>>695581266
btfo
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>21
Although i've been told i'm good looking, I am way too self-concious about my small dick and I know that's not something that girls overlook.
Is there even a girl out there who isn't a fucking size queen?
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>Age

19 yo.

>why are you still virgin

I don't have any friends, and females are very scary. I just don't like hugs, lovey dovey stuff, more prefer watching anime or Rick and Morty, playing Dota 2.
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I lost it when I was 23
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>>695578923
19 decent face, body, dick
No idea never asked a girl out, socially weird.
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>>695578923
>26

Got stage fright my first and only time
Haven't been with a girl in years
Committed to becoming a wizard now because I really think I'm incapable of having a stable and responsible relationship
Don't really see a point to fucking when I seem to be perfectly content just fapping to weird shit
Speaking of which, that's probably why I don't see myself as someone who can be in a good relationship but I'm not all that interested in fixing it either
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58 year old
Convicted of a rape attempt. Sentenced to 20 years in prison . After getting out of jail made another attempt . Recieved another 20 . They have let me out yesterday ... Btw do you know where em pretty girls use to hang out these days young fellas ?
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>21
>crippling social anxiety
>barely even speak to people let alone grills all my life
>turn 19
>start talking to girls
>go on a few dates or just hanging out
>realize girls are pieces of shit
>get 1 Gf
>comes out as asexual after 3 months
>too monogamous and old fashioned at heart to sleep around
>stay virgin
>don't even. give a fuck anymore
>killing myself before I turn 30 anyway
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18

Eh
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>>695581966
Same age and I agree with this guy here. I seen way too much porn of girls doing gross things like having sex with nigs. Also I know that I could never get a gf as hot as these girls in porn.
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>>695578923
19
I have other things to do. Moreover, I'd like to do it with the right person, and not just having sex for fuck sake.
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>>695583100
Nah, most of the women I've met usually don't care too much, unless you have a one incher.
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You can dispose of your virginity by gaysecks, and that's much easier to get than CISclam.

Gender is a social construct, men of course make the best women like everything else, so hit (or be, or both) the boipussy.

No matter how annoying, stupid, fat and hideous you are, if you go gay something will fuck you so cheer up and steer into the dick.
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>>695582979
Fagget
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>>695582835

Being on /b/ won't help your autism. Take it from someone who has been here for almost a decade. This place destroys dreams and causing disturbing thought process. Go away.
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An interaction from a few years ago.

> At pizza place with some people from work on a saturday
> Meeting up with a previous coworker that went back to school for her doctorate
> 5 of us there, waiting for the last 4 to show up
> Everyone arrives, 5 girls, 4 guys
> Last girl to arrive hugs first person in line and says hello
> She continues to hug everyone in line and say hello
> passes me without even saying hello
> hugs and says hello to last person in line

wtf did I do?
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>your age
19
>why are you still a virgin
Butt ugly desperate whales will not leave me alone. Also have a fear of rejection.
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>>695580373
Wow you are pathetic
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>>695579304
Well at least you dont cum early
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>>695583173
>attempted rape
>20 years
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22
no boyfriend yet, feel it's too bad to just do it on a ONS
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>18
>premature ejaculation

I'd rather be a virgin
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>>695578923
>19
>because girls are to stupid too see a great guy right in front of their faces they're to busy looking at the idiot meathead in the back of the room when the perfect guys for them are right there in the open
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>>695582133
Pathethic af
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>>695583336
this
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>>695579898
>Tfw me and my gf struggle for sex
>tfw when it's because it's too big

I don't know if its the same as it being too small but either way it sucks man
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22
When I was a teen, I was constantly suffering bullying. Now that I'm a man, I'm used to lonelyness and don't try anymore.
I'm totally concentred on philosophy in order to forget that there is a world out there. Time passes away and I'm just fine.
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>>695578923
23, I literally found out the other day, the woman i have been in love with for the past 6 years of my life isn't. She asks so nice, kind, and innocent. She's very religious.

We were laying in bed talking together and i made a move, and she mentioned it to me.

I want to die, im so empty inside. She was the one i was saving myself for, I loved her. She's just a whore pretending. I cant eat anymore, the only think i've eaten is 1 tortilla and I threw that up almost immediately.
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>>695582829
>live in a semi-rural area but out of town
>don't have many acquaintances besides my few friends
>friends either have similar problems or are assholes that abandon their circle of friends the moment their gf shows up
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>>695583579
>>because girls are to stupid too see a great guy right in front of their faces they're to busy looking at the idiot meathead in the back of the room when the perfect guys for them are right there in the open
>because I'm a giant dickhead with no social awareness
fix'd
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>>695583579
Anyone who considers themselves at the "perfect guy" is usually a jackass
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>>695583579
saved for future cringe thread
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>>695583271
I have 5 inches, I've met guys who have been rejected because of their size and aren't even as small as me...
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>>695578923
23
>why are you still a virgin
not a virgin but its been a couple of years since i fucked someone, akward and shy so i kinda just stop trying for now until i eventually get horny as shit and start hunting again
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>>695583579
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>>695583579
what color is your fedora
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>your age
19
>why are you still a virgin
I don't even know any people irl that I'd want to have sex with. I'm currently a NEET so I don't meet many people and the people I met at school etc are 90% people I don't even want to be around. I feel like a bit of a misanthrope for it.
I had oral with a boy for a while when I was like 16 and my cousin forced me to go down on him when I was 10 though. Does that count?
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>>695582979
What is purity but an illusion?

If you wanted to STAY pure, an elastrator will help.
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>>695583579
fuck bro i know the feel.
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>>695583835
>>695583803
>>695583719
>>695583695
>>695583693
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>>695578923
21
never manmode when i have the chance
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>>695581266
this cracked me up more than it should
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>>695583286
get out tumblr
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>>695578923

BECAUSE THE NIGGERS KEEP TAKING OR WOMEN AND LOOK AT B WITH ALL THE NIGGER WORSHIP I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
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>>695583691
>oh, and /b/ made me a misogynist that don't need no womyn
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>22
>actually lost my virginity to a 4/10 landwhale, muscles hurt the other day
>haven't had sex since then
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>>695583100
Small boiclits are adorable. Become a trap and BE the size queen!
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>>695583758
Well, then those girls are cunts who deserve a douchebag who will treat them like the slut they are.
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>age
18
>why
i was captured by some sick fucks and and tortured at the age of 13 and they cut off my penis
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>>695581784
Go to the gym
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>>695580537

Are you fucking serious
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>>695583579
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hey guys, i`m not a virgin, just wanted to share:
i kissed a girl and had sex for the first time when i was 18

thats because i was fat and weird untill 17, but anyway, started loosing up around girls... Id consider myself mildly attractive


im 21 now and had sex with almost 90 girls, i really lost count, its eighty-something - not showing off btw, this is anon after all, just saying that there`s hope for all of us, stay safe /b/, pls dont kill yourselves
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>>695584104
>>695583835
>>695583803
>>695583719
>>695583695
>>695583693
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>>695578923
>your age
22

>why are you still a virgin
Because I just don't care anymore, man.
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>>695581414

I can relate

Unfortunately I had sex though
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>>695583404
>Butt ugly desperate whales will not leave me alone.

Check uself b4 u rek urself, you rate what you rate. Man the harpoon and get 'er dun!
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>>695578923
>your age
20
>your reason
I attempted three times to hook up with someone, there were signs of love but then I got cucked, so I gave up. Ans I think all the sex in the world isn't worth the drama and emotional bullshit of your gf you have to endure the whole relationship...
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>>695578923
18

Havent had a girlfriend since 4th grade...the 2 girls i did ask out turned me down because i was chubby (210lbs and 5'8) so now that im losing weight im still extremely self conscious.

My dick is an average 6 inches but still feel like that wont ever wow anyone...plus i have forskin (never had smegma)

Also amy girl that i talk to ends up becoming a friend too fast for me to try and lay moves on...

Plus i have no father figure so i had no tips whatsoever on how to talk to a girl

Now i fap to r34 3 times a day
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>>695584114
I would shoot sluts like you if I didnt get caught
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>>695584114
You did the sex to 80 grills wow anon that's real neato how have you not dead from snoo snoo
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>>695578923
19
I don't go outside except for emergencies
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>>695583362
You probably where unkempt and gross. Not that it matters.

You are expecting love and attention because others get it, you feel left out and detached from others. Give up on a dream of a future and what you want to be. Forget the ideals, morals, and ethics you love and cherish.


You need to take back from those who stole from you. They took your proud, your youth, and your happiness. Kill what has killed you, or your will never be at peace with yourself.

I recommend you get comfortable and start out small, poison someone who has wronged you. Look into options and choose a close friend who has wronged you in the past, take your first life and understand what it feels like to do it. You will be liberated from emotions and regret.
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>>695584114
how do I stop being weird though
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>>695583362
you over thinked the whole situation instead of doing what a normal person wold do and step forward greet her and GIVE her a hug, instead of being a beta little bitch and allowing her to control the situation. be more of a man and youll go far
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>>695583579
>>because girls are to stupid too see a great guy right in front of their faces

Because he THINKS being a ultragiggaautistbeta is "a great guy". Fap in the mirror if you are so awesome.
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>>695583791
> why are you still a virgin
"not a virgin"
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>>695584610
It was bait Jesus calm down dawg
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>>695583660
That isn't a terrible idea if you get gud and perhaps become a Zen monk.
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>>695584400
Checked

Didnt mention i even look like drake (or so im told by many)...
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>>695584512
gets easier as you get older, you get to know yourself better and learn to cover up the crazy.

Women do it all the time
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>>695584416
got used to partying and being on the spotlight on college`s social situations you know? kinda became second nature during last year

>>695584411
why man? there`s enough for all of us, girls like casual sex too
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>>695578923
>>your age
27
>>why are you still a virgin
i am a 4/10
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>29
>last girl I had back to my parents house found my fluffy abuse collection
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>>695581266
LOOOOOOOOL
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>>695584758
I will only become a corpse in the future, anon. There's no possible transformation.
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>>695583579
lose some fucking weight you retard.
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>>695584615
so don't post faggot
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>>695584512
getting yourself out of your comfort zone, it will suck for a while but you cant let the social pressure get to you
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19, programming school so no girl. Even in my high school they were only guys.

All my friends are staying home and i don't even know where i can meet girl when i'm alone, if anyone have an idea
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>>695581266
Based mods
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>>695584835
so fuck a 3/10
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>>695583978
>BECAUSE THE NIGGERS KEEP TAKING OR WOMEN AND LOOK AT B WITH ALL THE NIGGER WORSHIP I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

You can take melanin and black out, but then you will just be an unlaid nigger. Those poor souls show up on /b/ now and then.
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>>695584838
>29
>fluffy abuse is like 4 years old mx


nigga your in a basement.
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>>695582042
MODS
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>>695578923
20
I'm the autist art boy
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>>695581266
need more mods banning faggots.
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>17.364 days 23 hours 59 minutes
>I want to have sex when I get married
>Thats it
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>age
19
>Reason
I have a very poor self image and feel like a waste to others
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25

Could have but beta so fucked it up
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>>695583118
>I don't have any friends because I have cancer
fixed it for you
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> 19
> medical reasons, glans are oversensitive and painful
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>>695584594
Probably true
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> 22
> socially inept, also had abusive single mother during childhood
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>>695585027
Bet ur a virgin
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>>695580373
Lol
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>>695584003
Considering it
>>695584005
Yes, I know that, but its dificult to find a more or less descent girl, specially while being as awkward as I am. Maybe I should try to go gay or something.
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>your age
19
>reason you're still virgin
upsides of having gf
>sex
>kisses
downsides of having gf
>over-emotional
>drama queen
>24/7 bullshit
>attention seeking, money eating sad persona

friend told me masturbationg is almost like anal, so masterbate for free and be happy
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>>695585120
>need more mods banning faggots.

They'd have less work if they deleted /b/, this is fag central.

Speaking of which, show us ur penor.
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>19
>Always too under confident about making a move.
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>24
>I have acromegaly and look like a caveman
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>age
18
>reason
honestly i'm not that bad looking am just so awkward with girls and dont know how to talk with them or hold a legit conversation so yeah i'm fucked
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>>695585345
i wish, i regret the time i fucked a land whale. I would rather be a virgin with dignity.
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>>695585392
>descent girl
>descent

Mmmmmmm.......
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>>695585239
>in the slag capital of the world
>bragging about not being a virgin
You understand that English girls put out by accident without realizing it right? No limey has any excuse to be a virgin after age 14.
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Mods are fucking autistic fedora wearers with God complex. Fuck yourselves meck
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>18
>in an ldr and haven't been with my girlfriend irl. She's not interested in sex anyway.
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>>695583676
More context please...you explained this horribly
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>24
>Because i was born with a little cerebral palsy, I still have a normal life but i have a pretty low self esteem and women smell low self esteem in kilometers..
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>>695584885
This site is anon so if you want to bring up physical appearance I recommend Instagram or Reddit
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>>695581266
eZ
>16
>get me banned faggots
>modsmodsmods.jpeg
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>>695578923
i have a girlfriend for 2 years and 6 months
she never even kissed someone before me
so she is like super virgin
she is a year younger than me
and im 18
she let me touch her and that kind of stuff since a few months ago
but she dont have enough confidence to go further
i only can hold on because she is hot
but waiting is shit
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>>695578923
Don't be sad. Cunts smell. Probably worse than your dick.
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>>695585404
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>>695585489
Oh come on, you know what I mean
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>>695578923
>23
>School hung with only like 2 girls, College did engineering literally 0 girls - here I began to realise my mistake of not trying to get laid so early, uni did engineering virtually 0 girls (0 nice ones).

Getting job soon and moving will join a dating website, wish me luck lads.
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>>695578923
18
I'm fucking retarded. I wasted my chances.
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>>695578923
>19
>virgin?
I never fucking touched a girl, or had a conversation with a chick
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>>695585569
>hide dick

micropenis detected.
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>17
>No confidence to ask out
>Addicted to porn
>fat
>ugly
Need I say more?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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89
Bullied hard at school since 3rd grade. Spread around horrible rumours about me.
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>>695585800
this is basically the same as me, except after I left college I got a job where literally every woman was 35+ and married
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>>695585609
SAUCE
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>>695578923
>19
> I'm overweight and have a small dick, I have had one girl I went out with for month or so who was really into me but I was to insecure about my tiny dick to push for more in the relationship so I never got past getting nudes and making out, before she ended it
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>>695585609
Sauce on webm?
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>>695585392
Look, I know that it seems hard now, I have been in really abusive relationships, but you gotta keep trying. I think, if you stop trying you will never succeed, so keep trying.
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>>695579304

Just suck it up and take the heat
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>>695582435
>atheist here
why even announce that?
>>
23

Never gave it any thought, plus wizard at 30, want to confirm sorta

In all reality I just haven't met the right person, there's very few women I want to hang out with let alone date and I am not so sexually frustrated to go out for a one night stand or a hooker
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>>695586078
reee it's not that easy tho
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>>695584982
no thanks.
its better to be a virgin than fucking a 3/10
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Its been 1 full year since ive seen the (this iser was banned) sign

That says something about how frequent the mods do there job and why /b/ is the way it is
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>>695586124
They are like vegans
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>>695580373
Yeah, like homework n shit, right?
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>>695586188
You keep telling yourself that.
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>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
fuck that shit. people are crazy
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18, girls that fuck at this age are mostly braindead / not worth my time fucking
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>>695578923
nearly a wizard

geneticly deformed at birth from depleted uranium vaccines and others
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>>695586354
XD XD XD XD
kill urself, literally, fucking lying ass summer fag
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18 waiting for a milf. Maybe I'll do my professor
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>>695585917
You can't.
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>>695586354
leave
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>>695586419
I can hear you tipping your fedora all the way over here
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>>695586419
>not worth my time
yet your hand is?
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>>695585899
Just not interested in showing a bunch of guys my cock..
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>>695586354

Deleting your post isn't gonna save you, faggot.
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>>695586556
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>>695586472
What'd he say
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>>695580373
Spoken like someone who has truly never had sex.
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>>695578923
>your age
19
>why are you still a virgin
im not, currently have 4 fuck buddies. Still too scared to love again... :(
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>>695581414
cringe
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>>695586128
I hear ya. I might look like shit now, but I was a cute guy. I have some standards, especially concerning cunts. I'm just not gonna stick my cock between disgusting roast beef cunt flaps. I rather masturbate then.
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>>695578923
25, just stopped caring.
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Story of my life.
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>>695578923
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>>695586711
why did you even answer the questions in that case?
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>>695585899
Also I think it'd be considered CP if I did
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>>695581616
that's what traps are for dude
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>>695581266
kek
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>>695581703
haha, no.
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Ugly af and a loner
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>>695586936
You're right, I'm just bored.
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24

Every girl I've asked out shuts me down. I'm guessing I just don't have what girls want but I won't pretend to be something else
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>Age
22.
>why
Gave up on even finding a girlfriend just a few weeks ago. Never had one.
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>>695581266
>>695585917
REKT I love it
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>>695583579
WAH! GO BACK TO 9GAG!
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>>695578923
24
I have no interest in sex. Sexual desires are more of an annoyance to me than anything and masturbation + the vast amounts of porn in the internet are more than adequate to deal with it.

Just not interested in sex, I can't stand most people enough to get that close to them.
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>>695585468
You will never be a wizard now
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>>695586954
not into traps, I'm into big manly men. the problem is literally every gay man I've met turned out to be a literally nancy puff stereotype
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>>695580075
>>695580373
>>695580537
>>695581623
>>695581703
>>695581784
>>695581884
>>695581950
>>695581963
>>695581966
>>695581982
>>695582198
>>695582500
>>695582829
>>695582835
>>695582979
>>695583100
>>695583118
>>695583228
>>695583404
>>695583566
>>695583660
>>695583676
>>695584031
>>695584331
>>695584436
Do not! I repeat NOT! Have children ever, because the planet does not need this much beta genes flowing around. But who am I kidding it's not like you would even get pussy ever so no biggie.
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>>695582284
>8/10
prove it
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21

Because in France girls like monkey like 80kg of muscles or oh shit how we say in english "racaille" oh yes "douchebag" or "asshole" french girl are very difficile like a princess "oh you're so cute but i see you like a brother or a best friend :)"

Brotherzoned :'(
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>>695587219
'Twas bait
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>13 (in each ball)
>Social retard/sperglord
Been doing much better lately and managed to kiss a qt this year
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>>695578923
becous im on 4chan
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>>695587314
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>>695587427
I thought so, but I just wanted to deliver the message just in case
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>>695586641
It's probably too small for us to see anyways.
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>>695578923
18
cuz im gay
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>>695587752
Probably
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>>695587833
Confused*
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>>695587833
we have so much to discuss >>695581616
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>>695587921
gayzd and confused
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>>695584031
Sure they did
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>>695578923
> 13
> Ur mom was away
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>>695582979
Then get a grill through Craigslist or some other hook up site, at least that way you're chosen
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>>695578923
>>your age
37

>>why are you still a virgin
religious reason: I was going to become a priest for the Roman Catholic church.

Eventually they kicked me out because of my sarcasm against gay priests and my past right-wing political activity (but it happened years before entering the seminar).

I still think I should become a priest, so I literally friendzoned every woman who happened to be somewhat into me.

>and now I'm here /b/ragging about it
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15 don't mind being alone
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>>695588372
enjoy underage ban, summerfag
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>>695588372
see you in 3 years
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23
Because I'm antisocial fuck that doesn't really give a damn. Since 2011 I know of one girl I 100% could have fucked if I had really wanted to, two that I'm almost certain I could have, and those three are ones that came after me, could probably find other desperate ugly bitches if I actually tried.

>I live in rural Virginia and most of these redneck bitches get nasty as fuck after they graduate high school
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>be 17
>poor social skills and genetics
>still scared of girls
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>22
>live at home
>dont meet many people, talk very little

Will join university for software engineering in 2 months. will make conscious effort to try and be more social
when i find my own apartment i plan to make a tinder profile and try my luck

if nothing else works out i might go to escort
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>>695589082
Underage b&
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>>695589082

mods
>>
Because I'm very very very ugly
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>>695589561
post face?
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>>695580373
I thought of this to myself until I had sex lol. I was truly beta
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>20
>because its a big sin.
>i have morals
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35 anxiety made me lose a few chances, friendzoned plenty of times, pretty average guy, made me think I should wait for the right girl, stupid idea, thinking of paying a hooker to get the job done. Better then dying virgin...
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>>695585553
>Chick he likes is a virgin
>He isn't
>Saved himself for a supposedly pure waifu
>Waifu wasn't pure
>Ew non virgin pls go and stay go
That's the gist of that anon's story.
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>>695589929
that's very many anxieties
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>>695587314
Uses caps then pretends to be chill at the end smh
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>>695590145
35y and anxiety*
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>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
rarely go outside, so, is unlikely for me to meet a girl and even more unlikely to fuck one
>>
near 30

cause i dont feel its time to fuck yet

its time to masturbate
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>>695581266

btfo
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>>695588354
They kicked you out for being too conservative? Lel
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>>695581703
Your an idiot
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>>695587314

>my superior genetics

It's a relative scale, bro

Just because you think you aren't beta now doesn't mean you won't be after all the alfas have seeded the newest generation of wolfs

The thing is, if you don't have kids you can be the top alfa straight from reddit redpilled but your genes are still gonna die out. If she won't let you spray her eggs she's just using you as a dildo. Have fun shopping for clothes, working your sets and working hard to make her cum so she'll be "addicted" to you.
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>your age
21
>why are you still a virgin
social anxiety
>>
18
15cm dick
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>>695589561
Pix or lies
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>>695585397

Everyone of you who says that women are 24/7 bullshit disgust me.
People in general are assholes regardless the gender, but there are some out there who are cool. People have fuck-buddies, normal gfs, female friends that you can fuck AND still be just friends.

You are just a coward and you are only using generalization to hide it.
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19
I'm the most introverted person I know
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>>695582835

GEt off /b/ whilst you still can, and see a therapist ASAP
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28
Schizoid. Don't understand romance; either how it works or how it is desirable. I fail to understand how people value placing your penis into a vagina so highly; it goes from a the money, time and risk to hire a hooker to giving a woman half of everything you own and the power to royally fuck up your life whenever. I know there's something wrong with me, but I can't help but think the rest of the men are completely retarded. If you just want sexual pleasure there's always your hand. After you ejaculate that is it; it doesn't matter if it was a supermodel or a sex toy; you're done.
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>>695591237
You probably don't know much people in the first place then
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>>695585397
lol your hand will never compare to a nice warm hole bro. But yeah keep lying to yourself, honestly just stay a kissless virgin youll probably be happier in the long run. Women are nothinf but trouble in the end
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>>695591450
man I wish I could be that indifferent to bitches
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>>695579376
If you're telling the truth then good on you for not actually gping for kids. We can't control our desires but we can control our actions
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