Saturday morning YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Saturday morning YLYL
>>704286933
Kek!
>>704287524
its dicks not books
you insult harambes dead corpse
>>704287465
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
This thread sucks
>>704287734
I concur
Did OP ever deliver on this?
>>704287734
It really does.
>>704287635
I read this in his voice lol
>>704287915
>>704287048
Kek!
Reddit, the thread
Only 4 smart ppl
>>704287078
The filename really makes this work
>>704287729
I'd venture a guess that you don't go around telling people to fuck their mothers when you don't have a screen to hide behind, or that if you do the majority of people let it go because you're fifteen years old. If everything you've said is true, you might be an intelligent individual. If you think that grants you worth, or makes your opinion valuable to anybody but you, you're wrong.
Being fifteen means you've never had to take care of yourself. You've presumably never known the fear, loneliness, and pain of addiction. I sincerely hope that you never do. Everything in your life right now, you can afford to take for granted, because you don't actually have to work for anything. It's handed to you. So here you go, attempting to prove how smart you are, to a stranger on the internet, because suddenly just being you isn't enough to impress.
Your IQ proves nothing. Your bronyism proves less than that. Your self-reported physics knowledge is likely bullshit, but also useless in forming human relationships.
Being a dick on the internet is easy. Actually being thoughtful, considering other people before you say things, and being willing to admit wrongdoing or at least try to examine a perspective besides your own, that's a task. But you can get away with just being a dick, and it feeds your sense of superiority (which clearly you possess, by the nature of your defense), because you can't defeat irrational insults with rational responses. So what do I think of you? Again, if what you said is true, you're an intelligent person, sure. But I think your casual willingness to be mean-spirited to people you don't know, who are gathering in a virtual space to discuss things that are important to them, outweighs whatever intelligence you have and makes you an unpleasant person to interact with. It would do you well to consider others, and also entertain the notion that you are not better than other people.
>>704288112
I mean I get it. It's still not funny though faggot.
>>704288270
No u dont get all the layers then retard
>>704288214
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
lol
>>704288345
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HELLO 4CHAN, THIS IS YOUR GOVERNMENT. IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL YLYL CANCER PURGE THREAD. POST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CARCINOGENIC. GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. YOU HAVE UNTIL NOW TO THE BUMP LIMIT. YOU MAY NOW BEGIN.
>>704288893
>>704288994
Thankyou for purging
holy fuck, the amount of cancer is off the charts
>>704288689
>>704289132
Purge faggot
>>704287635
We know it's dicks, and everybody who knows that would automatically change books to dicks in their head
>we are all faggots..
>>704288893
rip
>>704289226
>>704289226
I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE. ITS ALL YOURS MY FRIEND. XXXDDD :P
Official 4chan cancer purge thread
>>704289359
>>704288484
top kek
>>704288484
>d pep
fucking brilliant
>>704287734
moar
>>704287734
Love those pawgs
>>704288505
You can't make this shit up, can you?
>>704288842
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FgCA4DBBk
lol
>>704286748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByn4QOFzCw
>>704289311
Thanks, Lori.
>>704288484
>>704290335
oh shit 2 sick reviews
>>704288935
sauce?
>>704287100
How does one activate an almond?
>>704288835
>>704288345
>>704288214
>>704287729
10/10 shitposting TBH FAM
>>704287465
>>704287547
>>704288893
>>704288994
>>704289226
>>704289311
>>704290469
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your banana shitposting for two whole years now. Think about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two years? In two years, a baby can be born, learn to walk, speak, and, if it's advanced enough, even be potty-trained. The very fundamentals of motor skills, human interaction and sanitation can be learned by a mere infant in a span of two years. That's the amount of time you've spent ruining YLYL threads on 4chan with pictures of bananas. While there are babies out there opening their eyes to magic of their own very existence, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks Lori" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users to "save it, it's all yours my friend."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with a stupid fucking picture of a banana.
>>704288505
>screenshotting your own tweet
faggot
>>704291870
>>704286748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSRAK8-vVtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngx4kD41qPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_KBgMfXYJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsZBomvu5zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDk70hr8CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prd9kROv4KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7-sqoX1A4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hfJsCn6Z0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htndhXSsTh8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4GhYrafHU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJaPe_iFjF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5IUIbXVElA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYeAV4LpRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHmse1wRJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIiaHJsQNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E1iXFtKN5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pfbRDKnfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPqck24nslY
>>704292122
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>704291870
nice copypasta faggot
>>704288214
Newfag detected
>>704286933
Bueno
>>704292218
nigger
>>704287465
>>704288935
Who is this girl?
>>704287078
what happend to her foot
>>704290469
oc
>>704287078
fucking lost
Where they at tho Bush ?! Tell me !
>>704287635
>>704291161
You soak unroasted almonds in water to cause them to begin the sprouting process or some bullshit like that.
>>704288689
No.
>>704287100
The most ridiculous part of this is "alkalised water WITH APPLE CIDER VINEGAR". Okay, for a moment let us assume the hippie dippy bullshit that more alkaline water is healthier for you. Maybe it is, whatever. If you add vinegar, you are making it acidic again. You have cancelled out the intended effect. What the fuck.
>>704291161
Roast it in a pan so the oils come out?
Just a guess
>>704288505
so its his job to be a doctor as well now?
>>704288893
Have fun.
https://youtu.be/ICgKXJSt02A
https://youtu.be/yDQEoVkq9Yc
https://youtu.be/TB1YzvRSlc8
https://youtu.be/qCsV8-9l5q0
https://youtu.be/Srd6mG6JHDE
>>704288842
im fucking dead
>>704290469
I wonder if they know they've created a meme
>>704295097
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>704295426
Do you ever stop and think about how bad John, Bill and Lori's lives have become because of this banana? I do sometimes. I think about how John J. Callanan hasn't uploaded a new marketing video in over 6 months. He probably has a family to support. His kids can't even eat three solid meals a day because all of his potential employers associate him with that shit-eating banana picture.
Lori can't get away with posting anything online anymore without a thoughtless barrage of "Thanks, Lori" comments. She pretends that it's genuine, that somebody, somewhere cares about her well-being. But deep down she knows it's a lie. She knows that every day is a struggle to escape her past. Her innocent approval of that naked banana will haunt her until death finally embraces her and takes her away from this hell.
Bill, on the other hand, is too clueless to get it. He'll go on thinking that BH Ideas is making an impact in "personal branding" and continue to laugh at that banana picture whenever he opens the file. We all know he has the file, because he saved it. It's all his, my friend.
>>704295426
i think she knows
>>704295464
That's quite rude. You should be praising me for giving you hours of entertainment in these threads.
>>704295687
>entertainment
you mean cancer
>>704295918
If you think images found on 4chan are cancer, why are you here?
You are actually defeating your own argument by saying this.
>>704289003
lost
>>704296299
actually spamming your own youtube videos on 4chan in ylyl threadas of all places makes you the worst kind of cancer, so why don't you fuck off you piece of shit newfag
>>704287635
IT'S A BOOK ABOUT DICKS.
>>704296476
>damage control
End your own life
Do not reply to this post
>>704294745
oh yeah i didnt even realise that. haha. thats why pete is a tool.
>>704288842
Read that all in Bullshit Evolved voices
... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bv4ZWhqfJ8
>>704297097
>i'm out of arguments
>better tell him he's doing damage control!
get a job faggot
>>704288689
Lost goddam
>>704287078
>Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen.webm
>>704298540
that pun
>>704294280
kek
>>704288112
Is it just me or does that look like the middle eastern version of old Sean Connery?
>>704287078
Lost already damn it
these threads are shit
>>704288629
My side.
Wolfarine
>>704299455
Don't you ever, EVER respond to my thread again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.
>>704299923
cancer
>>704294794
Hey, the fat little faggot let his wife die. It's 100% his fault. I hope he reaches old age and never forgets her, I want him to deeply mourn her for every day of his life. I deeply enjoy imagining him drinking and crying loudly every single day.
All I want apart from that is his career to end, can't we start something to make the public see him as a pedophile?
>>704293487
It snapped under here weight.
Cry cry
>>704286748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2GBXoqOR4
>>704287907
No got stopped in the lobby
>>>/f/aggotscannotbluetext
>>704287078
Kekalisious
>>704286748
wow I've seen some bad YLYL threads in my time but I think this takes the cake
>>704288112
Holy shit best one I've seen in a while
>>704293487
nerve gas
>>704302474
wew
>>704290415
They really knew how to sell cars back in the 90's!
>>704287048
Lost
>>704293077
What is this from?
>>704302474
Why
>>704288399
kek
>>704302474
immunity cat
>>704287734
I really really like this picture
>>704286748
What are you talking about its Saturday retard
>>704302474
Forever
>>704292080
Can someone make hands yellow for us?
>>704305890
kek. how the fuck is this allowed ??
>>704302474
faggot
>>704287734
this would make anawesome christmas card
>>704287078
Every. God. Damn. Time.
>>704291870
>>two whole years
newfag. it has not been that long
>>704287078
HOLY SHIT
>>704305890
Good thing I'm behind 7 proxies.
>>704286933
Man this got me
>>704289003
what movie is this?
>>704288505
welp, i lost
>>704304139
the iron giant (good movie)
>>704308497
got me
>>704302744
>>704304879
>>704306183
>>704306580
>>704307039
go fuck yourselves. newfag pieces of shit
>>704287465
>>704288112
can somebody please explain what this means :(
>>704302474
Cunt
>>704308497
I lost to this a couple of times, but it doesn't work anymore... My life just got a little sadder...
>>704288112
they are the sunni
dipshit
>>704299062
That's Grand Ayatollah Kohmeini who did the Iranian Revolution and made the country nice and gay, and yes he is clearly Sean Connery's halal twin.
>>704298071
Good trigger discipline though
>>704309622
Yeah the cat's expression is more effective when it catches you off guard.
>>704287336
Dallas?
>>704286748
>>704288893
It's your time now
>>704286748
ayy
>>704287729
Using the wrong copypasta
>>704309214
Lost
>>704310042
2/?
>>704309700
Yes, hence why they would be disturbed by not having all of it. His reaction is towards the fact that it's only mostly Sunni, not completely.
You fucking ritardo.
>>704309700
Yes nigger but the man in the picture is shia you infidel cunt
>>704310196
3/?
>>704310164
under-aged faggot gtfo my /b/
>>704292122
gtfo reddit
>>704294254
Kek people that watched Breaking bad will understand this
>>704297627
Bullshit your way to victory
>>704302474
nigger
>>704310340
5/?
should i post more?
>>704310510
dont ask
When banana is the funniest thing in your YLYL thread.
>>704310557
>>704310593
something says to me that banana pics Posters are bots
>>704310557
LOST.WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE BRAH ?
>>704309896
>I was raped by a football
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>>704302474
reply
>>704310646
k
>>704288112
>>704288112
Khomeini was in Iran, not Iraq.
>>704304139
Iron giant.
>>704287524
>>704288006
Gorillas don't talk you spastic
>>704302474
faggot
>>704292901
>>704310945
>>704298634
>pun
Do you even know what a pun is?
>>704308519
From Paris with love
It's shit
>>704302474
fuck you
>>704311125
Lost
>>704310510
Why do people think these are funny? Downs kids have an EXTRA chromosome! Why tf would they be looking for more. This must only be funny for someone with downs
>>704302474
fuck you.
>>704309896
Football, why are you in the news?
A pep has dubs
>>704311915
WIth extra chromosome comes extra love, and extra personality. Why the FUCK would you be making fun of these precious people on 4chan
>>704295097
Not this fucking shit again
>>704311915
In the book it was revealed that he was actually the one who stole the chromosome, no shit, way to spoil people, asshole.
>>704288112
Would be funny if Iraq wasn't >60% Shia
>>704309923
no, if a nigger in jail they been put there. my nigga ass aint in shakles cause i dun nothin 2 deserve it.
fuck niggas like that
>>704310958
no shit you stupid dumb fucking niggertard
kys right now before i come kill you myself.
>>704312060
Kys
>>704312120
Omg dude thanks for explaining, i havent had a chance to pick up the book yet, and ive been so curious
>>704311703
nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask..
>>704287608
slight chuckle for the movie reference
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>>704311707
No it isn't
>>704288112
>>704311980
I recognize that touch pad.
Why do these laptops have such shit plastics?
The threaded pems keep breaking out of the base plastic and shit.
I've replaced the base twice in the 5 or so years I owned this laptop and now I've resorted to pic related.
>>704287729
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
>>704287048
actually men do have periods
they just don't bleed because the blood has nowhere to go, their pussy has already closed into a nutsack
but they get all the same mood swings
>>704309789
There's no such thing as trigger discipline
>>704302491
*Holy Shia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>704286933
Second time I laughed and lost. Kek.
>>704312317
You're white
>>704288214
Hello newfriend
>>704313883
Dont ever handle a gun.
>>704287734
It sooooooooooooo is
>>704314168
fuck you. im dark as nyte and twice as dangerus.
>>704314271
Shh. Only dreams now :3
>>704313799
Gr8 b8 m8
>>704312637
No prob man, you should pick it up with the sequel, makes the story even better.
>>704313321
If that's the Compaq Presario CQ57 i'm screwed, I just got one today.
>>704302474
god damn it
>>704315009
Wat movie
>>704315135
>>704314731
it not b8 it's rl
>>704315009
>>704315135
>>704315208
>Same fag
Not funny loser
>>704315009
>>704315208
>>704315208
>>704315135
>>704315009
Samefag
>>704315377
You can't be that retarded.
I refuse to believe someone can use a keyboard at the level of your retardation
>>704315444
You got me!
>>704315135
Cabin in the Woods. Good movie.
>>704310223
khomeini was a shiite
>>704287078
lost
>>704315676
Haha easiest editable pic I've ever seen
Nice try tho
>>704315632
Oh yeah? Well, if I'm so retarded, what is your most disgusting sexual fantasy?
I want to kidnap a little white boy, maybe in first grade or such, and train him to be my cute little chubby spoiled underage trap. I'd feed him constantly, to the point that I'd make sure there was never even one single milliliter of empty space in his tummy. I'd keep him so well fed he'd be burping and farting more often than breathing. And I'd lace all his food with estrogen, so that all that extra fat he'd be packing on would go to all the right spots and leave him a tubby little femboy with a nice big booty. I'd make him wear frilly pastel-colored diapers (since with such a high rate of food intake, he'd surely be incontinent), and after every digested feast he'd push out his overfed rear, I'd shitfuck him fervently. And despite all this gluttony, I'd groom him obsessively and make sure he was always clean, comfortable, and pretty. If I eventually trained him so well that his greed began to take a toll on my wallet, that would be alright; I'd just stop eating so he could have more. The fatter he'd get, the thinner I'd get, until he was twice as wide as he was tall and I was skinny as a stick. Just before starving to death, I'd slather myself in butter and spices, turn on the oven, and climb in. Hopefully whatever meat I'd have left on me could tide him over until the day someone else with the same fetish would happen to come along and resume care of this precious little morbidly obese angel. Can't let my perfect femmy little piggy starve just because I did.
Picture related.
Don't hold anything back, sure is easy to laugh at the pedophile but I know deep down you people are all disgusting perverted freaks too. Go on, we're all anonymous here, share your most twisted fantasy. Doesn't have to be anything like mine, as long as it's fucked up.
>>704315676
You must be cleopatra cuz you da queen of denial
>>704287907
LMAO
>>704315838
>no
>>704287078
i don't get it
>>704315838
go back to your own thread faggot
>>704316026
>>704316125
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
I need more memes
>>704302474
die
>>704302653
>this guy
<-- this comic is very funny everyone read this funny comic and remember ylyl
>>704302474
reply
>>704288554
I like that scene, she says:
"I like my men like I like my coffee, black"
And then looks out the window.
Now that's humor, today's comedians could learn a thing or two from this.
>>704302474
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE THREADS?! People are just posting pictures people may or may not find funny. Why does it warrant all the fucking banana spam and "your mother will die" posts? Worst of all, why do people keep fucking replying to them? Can we just drop the ylyl name and maybe that will make them go away? And the newest thing seems to be photos that are illegible due to the picture being made of jpg artifacts. Seriously what about these threads warrants this? Because it's "cancer" or something
>>704316608
Gave me a chuckle, but you gotta step up your game.
>>704310196
damnit
>>704302474
cunt
>>704312060
Looks like you are suffering from bleach deficiency. Drinking some Chlorox might fix that.
>>704316608
i thought night elves were immortal?
>>704286748
Lost
>>that was me about a week ago
>>704288842
kek
>>704302474
I never respond to these, but this one included my pets... so I might as well.. fuck you by the way
>>704310837
>player
I noticed that earlier in another thread.
>>704313553
Its a copypasta meme, you dip. Look at that newfag XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>704309294
Underatted
here
https://youtu.be/JFbmArCv8yg
https://youtu.be/mjXg7BNngHQ
https://youtu.be/Ou4-xGu3wYI
https://youtu.be/qxEWIT6VaFU
>>704317008
Immortal as in they can't die from age.
>>704302474
kek from italy
also dubs
