Waifu thread Claim your waifu No lewds No erp or rp
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Waifu thread
Claim your waifu
No lewds
No erp or rp
>>704311821
>10 minutes before other thread would end
No lewds, I like this rule
>early bake
>>704312088
post lewds slut
Also komine claimed
still here
>>704312240
Disgusted because someone baked a thread instead of you?
Fucking elitist
>>704311821
filthy early bake
Previous: >>704292370
But you have great taste so it's ok
Claiming best girl
We have a 33.33, repeating of course, chance of thread deletion.
>>704312473
>>704312521
Saya, how could you do this
>>704312500
Now this is favoritism which is a gateway ism to elitism
>>704311821
Our bakers are incompetent, complete and total losers.
>>704312521
why does saya lewds exists
Also she's not a girl
>>704312609
I'm glad i'm on my way to becoming part of the elite
>>704311988
Nope, never heard of it. Should I check it out?
>>704312521
Thats not komine
>>704312633
I voted Hillary
>>704312240
And some of them, I assume, are good people.
>>704312822
>I'm glad i'm on my way to becoming part of the elite
You've been here for long enough to be one.
>>704312896
Aren't you german
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>704312971
No one asked you, elitist
>>704312596
>>704312822
>>704312899
>>704312950
>>704313069
Post Kyouko saya 1
>>704313141
>>704312899
Why do you call sachi by her family name desu ka?
>>704312971
Have I?
>>704313018
Yes
You thought saya was a girl
>>704313236
>>704313018
It's okay, I believe you can resist the call of the lewd
>>704312972
Not directly. I'm from Austria. Ya know, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Hitler and shit. I speak german but I'm not german until the next anschluss.
Surprisingly though our Radio music is full of English Songs. Only a few german ones.
For example:
OutKast - Rose
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. or Clinton Eastwood
Depeche Mode
Queen
etc etc
only a few german ones are in the radio. Never heard of the antwoord maybe if you could recommend me a song?
>>704312971
Am I an elitist yet?
>>704313236
>>704313304
The purest form of love
>no lewds
Fucking casuals
>>704313297
Because your sachi and I'm komine
Calamity-masu'd
>>704313403
Baby's On Fire
>>704313403
>Clinton eastwood
>demoted to bronze 4
Cmon...
>>704313297
Best type moon claimed.
WOMBO COMBO!!!!
https://youtu.be/JdeAT1HpUdg
>>704313881
>Realising the mistake I made
oh fuck me
Clint Eastwood
CLINT
>>704313701
heh, made me giggle.
The music is better than the actual music video or lyrics. But all in all it's not what I like.
>>704314258
weren't you at bronze 5 at one point?
>>704314442
Whats Wombo?
Nui claimed
>>704314493
I climbed just two days ago, and now I'm dropping again ;-;
>>704314591
My dick is hot
https://youtu.be/ri5F633xSsY
>>704314258
LoL is bad for you, mmkay.
>>704314768
well what champs are you playing?
Best
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>704313589
Fair enough Komine-chan
>>704314974
Trap
Still here
>>704314258
You're just a bad player.
KYOKO PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES
>>704315325
lewd
>>704315261
"It's not me, it's my teammates!!!!!!"
Eru Claim!
>>704314258
This happened, took like half an hour or so.
>Rem
>nibble
>>704315325
One day you're gonna leave to buy cigarettes and never come back, it can't work.
ERU PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES
>>704315456
What is that?
>>704315456
>lovely princess Alice
I approve
>>704315522
Togame would never do that.
>>704314258
A slut AND a shitty player?
>>704315696
Heyo
>>704315416
See? The Chinese love me!
>>704314955
Lucian, Jhin, and Ezreal bot
Olaf, Irelia and Jax top
Graves and Jarvan jungle
Ay lmao
>>704315696
Oh hey it's Mystic eyes of depth perception. Doing good?
>>704315959
Hi Fran ^^
>>704315661
Brave Frontier, I was doing a rather difficult mission
>you should try it out
>>704315664
Flat chest and probably scene with short hair. I approve so hard.
>>704313418
You're an instigator, that's quite an important quality to become an elitist.
They don't call her "Long" for nothing.
>>704315714
Don't be mean
>>704316063
>newfags conversing about what they think makes said newfags elitists
Reminder that being old doesn't make you an elitist.
Reminder that caring about your reputation on the internet is pretty cancerous.
>>704315959
Evening Fran
>>704316249
>implying it's not just for shit and giggles
>>704316039
Hey eru!
>>704316063
Hey homou
>>704316303
Hi chen
>>704316186
Why shouldn't I?
Thats my job
>>704316255
Yuuki ^^
>>704316347
Chara!~
>>704316367
How goes it? I just finished pouring concrete for a flag pole.
>>704316303
I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the 4chan
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen
>>704315895
If Swain mid and Nasus top work like they used to ~year ago, it shouldn't be too hard to carry whole team to at least silver 1.
>>704316049
What is that Brave Frontier thing? Spoon feed me please.
>>704316448
What's up Eru!
>>704316249
My mom said I'm an elitist, I trust her.
>>704316367
Hey Fran.
>>704316132
very lewd
>>704316448
Heya Eru!
>>704316498
Brave Frontier is a free mobile game on the typical gacha basis. You don't need to pay win but you can be sure you'll need to farm a bit.
Also you need RNGesus on your side cuz it's a Gacha type Game.
>>704316347
Your kitties are so precious, I want to love them forever
>>704316448
I just got done with a DnD game
Might play more of my promos in league soon
>>704316591
How are you?
Should be getting all the foils for my Merieke deck soon
>>704315895
adcs are fine. olaf and irelia need to go i dont see them doing too well in most games until really late. graves ehh my problem is he doesnt bring the utility a lot of teams need because no one wants to play those engage champs. but thats just my opinion.
>>704315804
Hi
>>704316020
Yeah alright, came home from the library and just slept/watched random movies rest of the day.
>>704316498
>ahem
Brave Frontier is a mobile (or computer if you have Windows) and is a strategical line RPG game. You, the summoner, are called to Grand Gaia where the God of the gate "Lucius" has called upon you. Your acquaintances, Karl, a male, and Seria, a tsundere, assist you in your journey with a goddess that basically dotes on you. Summon, defeat the god of the land, and move forward. Create your story and feel the salt. Because this game is all the fucking salt.
>>704316739
Not just you. They're so cute. Lovely. Adorable.
>>704316519
Thinkin about hopping on Warframe to farm for Frost Systems, I got my Trinity frame baking though ^^
>>704316695
How goes it?
>>704316739
Nice, league promos sound cool. DnD is also pretty cool, I wish I had more time to play, but most of my time is spent doing homework/dicking around so there isn't a lot of it left.
>>704315522
Not to mention that our kids would probably get brain tumor anyway
>>704315696
I had the chance to get a Shiki figure this morning, but I didn't have enough cash money on me sadly
Weebcons can be fun
>>704316739
My mood keeps getting better and better.
I have all the mods I want in Skyrim, now comes the sad part where I have to remove them until there are no incompatibilities left.
>>704315608
>>704315325
>Not wanting to be womyn and have your waifu's babies
Fucking casuals.
Also claim
>>704316798
Cool hope you had fun! What movies did you see?
>Finally on the New York
>>704316347
Your waifu looks like an sjw questioning her gender identity
>>704316448
Your waifu is literally the worst gun ever.
>>704316591
Oh yeah your mom told me about how much of a pussy you are.
Insubstantially pussy was what I was smashing. To be precise I was having a bout of intercourse with your mother
>>704316854
Your waifu is seasonal normieshit. Best Re:Zero is Ferris.
>>704316798
Well you know, If I attack you your little elitist buttbuddies will team up on me
>>704316739
Your waifu is an abomination of nature
>>704317185
>High School level insults
>>704316933
I still need to try it, I got BF4 installed with the DLC too
is this a waifu thread?
>>704316929
~~almost as cute as you~~
>>704316933
I will soon have much less time
>>704316981
Poor dude
>>704317185
>Abomination of nature
I think you mean improvement
>>704317076
I know right?
I want Tifa to make me have a huge tummy from the twins
>>704316933
As you can see I'm able of ban evading.
I got a cat tree for my two kittens. Two meters in height. Now they're able to climb on my bunk bed. I'm looking forward to sleep cuddling with them.
>in case you didn't see them yet, have a pic of said kittens
>>704317185
The Point of Chara is that they can be depicted as whatever the player wants them to be. If they want Chara to be a genderqueer demon kin or whatever tumblr can come up with, Chara is that.
Also welcome to waifu
>>704317422
Yes it is, welcome back Esdeath
>>704317436
Nope, they're cuter
>>704317185
Give me a rating
Cirno claim
>>704311821
>No lewds
But, I want Cirno to grind herself all over my face, filling both my nose and mouth with her love.
I wouldn't even mind if she pissed on me when she came. I'm her baka, always
Fuck, I'm really just into this today.
There's no helping it.
>>704316971
What kind of faggy con requires cash
>denbts counter
oh right.
>>704317185
You don't have to come up with excuses, there's just no denying how perfect Shiki is.
>>704317176
It was alright, I rewatched knk5, finally saw the new Star Wars and getting ready to watch a less known movie called Pontypool.
>>704317528
I can erp as cirno with you anon~
>>704317422
yes
>>704317564
>Finally saw the new star wars
You mean episode 4 :^)
This community keeps getting worse every day
>>704317422
Oh hey es
>>704317492
>Cuddling with them as you sleep
You lucky bitch
Nah, you're qter
mandatory cc claim
mumble mumble im the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMcb_9m9qWI
>>704317185
>Worst gun ever
Not true! She works sometimes. That and she's an amazing raifu, she's very kind and sweet, she tries really hard even though she's not super reliable, she tries to be there for her friends and in the end, she's actually pretty reliable despite her jamming and breaking.
>>704317372
Nice, Battlefield looks fun, never tried it though cause Origin.
>Ew, origin.
>>704317436
Its a shame when you run out of time for things you kinda wanna do.
>>704317492
Cute! I have a kitty who looks like that.
>Ban evasion
Masterhacker.jpg
>>704317724
And yet you come back every fucking day you fucking faggot
>>704317724
Such is life on /b/, stay and suffer, or leave and be turned into a Meme.
>>704317720
No I'm still waiting for that, this was just a lazy remake.
>>704316854
People from /waifu/ who play this game:
Rem
Larua (me)
Mizore
Doll
Chara (maybe)
>>704317185
Right here, right now, try and point out a flaw about my waifu.
>>704317728
You wouldn't say that if they slept in your lap.
>>704317792
I now have three cats who look like that. All three black with yellow eyes. And all of them female.
>>704317492
omg a cat give it kisses and hugs from esdeath
>>704317664
oh thank goodness
>>704317728
hi frantasic i saw your manga in a store today
>>704317792
Nice fish.
>>704317724
Can't do much about it.
>>704318018
Not him but I don't like her pants.
She's cute though.
>>704317950
Kek
What's Pontypool?
>>704316854
>Salt
I try to avoid salt
>>704316773
Shouldn't play adc if you want to carry bronze-silver alone. Much easier with top/mid/jungle.
>>704316981
Lies, you can never have all the mods you want in Skyrim. You can always find something more.
>>704317792
Yeah, Origin sucks. The game itself is good though, and I got it for cheap with all the DLC so I'll overlook Origin
>>704317422
hi
>>704318018
I used to
>>704317564
Yeah Shiki IS pretty much the spitting image of God herself.
>>704317664
Don't get me started with Tomoko. Please don't.
>>704317436
Frankenstein's Monster is an abomination of nature
>>704317300
>elitism level comebacks
>>704317492
Don't trigger me.
>>704317792
Jamming and breaking isn't reliable.
>>704317724
Chen is absolutely perfect. Don't fuck with her.
>>704317774
Here comes a swarm of heresy
>>704318018
Depth perception is a flaw about her
>>704317792
My classes should be pretty interesting though!
Can't wait for them to pick up
>>704318021
~~what if you tested your head in my lap?~~
>>704318066
Did you buy it?
Because you should
>>704318195
i know she is great
>>704317620
eh, it is tempting...
But, TBH, IDK.
I appreciate the offer, though
>>704318176
hey akame how are you?
>>704318221
no i got akame ga kill zero
>>704318021
Cute. My black cat is needy as shit, but she's nice, and cuddly.
>>704318098
Eru is a fishing master!
>
>>704318127
I'd overlook origin if it wasn't worse than Uplay. I can stomach Uplay.
>>704318195
No, but she is helpful and during one episode, came through at the end to save her friend and win the tournament, even though M16 was being a dick to her, she still came through to prove that she was useful/reliable.
Despite the L85A1 not being reliable, Eru herself is very motivated to help her friends.
>>704318221
Woo!
>Meanwhile my classes have devolved into writing small papers and fucking around.
Its great.
>>704318195
>He said elitism again
>>704317564
Well I wouldn't call it a con actually, it was too unorganised to do so, even though I just did 2 post ago, It was like a small little building that housed it at the Thessaloniki International Trade Fair, which I know sounds kind of fancy but it's not really, and there were very few people there, but they were selling weeb stuff and I was buying, so hey works well for me.
>>704318195
I still need that rating
>>704318195
>accusing someone of heresy
>accusing someone of being an elitist
are you chill or are you not?
or are you just some salt which enjoys wasting its time?
>>704318485
>>704317564
I'm sorry, the way I'm writing right now is kind of subpar and obnoxious
>>704318195
She is built much better than a human: incredibly smart, nearly unkillable, interchangeable body parts, and a total qt
>>704318421
Lame
>>704318431
Also nice
>>704318718
>right now
Yeah right. Also Yuuko is asking for you.
>>704318107
2008 canadian zombie movie, just randomly saw it in a /tv/ thread and decided to check it out.
>>704318431
I hate them both honestly. If I buy the game through Steam, why do I need a second program to play it??
>>704318066
It's two kittens and will do.
>>704318195
Make me stop
>>704318221
I could do that.
>>704318431
Mine are too. I love them. So cuddly and lovey dovey with me.
Story Time right out of RimWorld:
>Anon is tasked to hunt a boar
>Shoots several times and misses
>Accidently hits a Warg
>It howls in Pain and charges at Anon
>Another Warg hears the cry and also comes to help attack Anon
>Luckily Colonists heard the howl too, are coming for backup
>Anon and Branwell shoot one Warg dead and incapicate the second one
>Emmo comes along, with a knife
>We need to kill the Warg, after all it would want revenge
>Plus we can use it's meat to make food
>Warg is not dead yet
>Emmo gets to work
>She doesn't stab it to death
>She cuts off all four of its legs and then stabs it to death
What a fucking Psychopath
>>704318887
>That image
Shiki looks like she's gonna kill someone
>>704318117
Then this game probably isn't for you. Most of the salt comes from summoning or the game being flawed, not much else
>>704318018
And I only have one of them added
>>704318098
>I don't like her pants.
That's not quite the response I expected.
>I reinstalled namesync onto the new computer, you don't need to worry about that.
>>704318195
Only because of a nanomachine experiment gone wrong that was actually supposed to help her pilot an IS machine better.
>How can one not like these beautiful eyes?
>>704318176
>Past tense.
What made you quit?
>Also Chara used to, but I don't remember what they said on the matter and that's why I have them down as maybe.
>>704318887
Can see pantsu
>>704318421
Oh shit no.
Must resist roasting this autismo.
>>704318474
Exactly what elitist do when someone makes a valid point.
They pull the ol' (You) meme.
But I'll stop attacking someone with a beautiful waifus suxhw as Kyouko
>>704318928
YOU TRIGGERED ME YOU CIS MALE SCUM
>>704319115
Of course she is
She's basically the Edgedeath of type moon
>>704318783
>nearly unkillable
>what is fire
>what is fuckshitup slugs
>>704318485
Utter shit
>>704318546
Ooh, the elitist is getting riled up.
>>704319232
>I reinstalled namesync onto the new computer, you don't need to worry about that.
Oh, goodie.
>>704319273
Exactly what retards do when someone makes a valid point.
They pull the ol' elitist meme.
But I'll stop attacking someone with a beautiful waifu such as Kyouko
:^)
>>704318783
I just realized... 3 years ago I made a creepypasta with a main character named Fran. She was a zombie.
This was before I even got into anime and LONG before I knew about "Franken Fran"
Fucking weird.
For you, a copy of my shitty narration and MS Paint drawing Creepypasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrTk09TeqWg
>>704318783
Yeah ^^
>Also I have a lab class which is kinda fun
>But its Micro-biology, tedious as fuck
>>704318896
True, its just another way for Ubishit to force its way into your ass.
>>704318928
Yo though, I had some fucked up shit happen in Rim World.
>Colonists get raided
>Down the raider
>Capture him
>Prison.exe
>Colonist named York goes in to feed him/talk to him.
>Proceeds to beat him with a club until he passes out.
>Puts him in the bed
>Leaves.
What the fuck.
pretty dull thread to be honest
>>704318887
>Yuuko is asking for you
That's unfortunate then.
>>704319273
You're phoning it in, put some effort into it
>>704319273
haven't done sachi yet :o
How are you?
>>704319273
>The Edgedeath of type moon
Rip shitposter Kyouko
>>704318421
nothing special how are you?
>>704319232
I had some pretty strong units and it took forever to evolve them. I got tired of being limited by daily energy and specific day dungeons.
>>704318887
Yo Shiki
>>704319232
Laura, whatsup?
>>704318928
What the hell is a Warg?
>>704318896
Yookey
>>704318783
Fran the Man
>>704319433
Hey elitist :^)
>>704318546
Hey Closed Captionings
>>704318928
AND WE HAVE THE CATS WITH US! ABSOLUTE CUDDLE!
Well that way it wouldn't escape
>>704319273
In the manga, she has survived much worse, such as this
Hell, she cut her self in half a different time to fit through an air duct
Decapitation only slows her down
>>704319463
Oh shit
>>704319503
Only lab I have is basic chem
Oh, and Biomed engineering
>>704319667
So Fran is a mary sue
>>704319503
Assassin's Creed 4 was great though
>>704319619
Hello
>>704319619
Sachi youre so lame dude
>>704319273
>YOU TRIGGERED ME YOU CIS MALE SCUM
>Ooh, the elitist is getting riled up.
im starting to think your bipolar.
could you answer my question, and another question.
what should i get to drink?
i'll go get it what ever it is, im just thirsty and dont want water.
>>704319619
hey natural disaster,
what should i get to drink
>>704319273
huh kyouko why you mad at me?
>>704319597
saber
>>704319612
im fine just resting after that mall walk
mine actually existed :)
>>704312337
Fuck you retard
Claimed.
>>704319232
Oh, I don't play anymore. Can't get my account back with just google play account and I don't plan on starting it again.
>>704319273
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
>>704319503
Kek, RimWorld is amazing. Sometimes they make such dumb shit and you just have to think up a story for it
>Had a fatso clean inbetween a crossfire
>Fucker had so much luck he didn't get hit by a stray bullet
He cleaned up every bloodstain
>>704319619
You ask me? It looks like a bigger wolf with a hunchback.
There are also creatures like Thrumbos. It's a sci fi world
>>704319667
>Decapitation only slows her down
If Fran wouldn't be a doctor she would be fucking horror material.
>>704319994
It's not me.
>>704320018
ouch. why do you hate me?
u r waifu a slut
and so r u
>>704319667
>Oh shit
Tell me what you think when you watched it.
>>704319619
Hi fake Tats.
>>704319667
Neat ^^
>Chemistry
I can't do chemistry, its really tedious and I get a headache thinking about it.
>>704319803
I've only played 1&2, I liked them though.
>>704320074
Nice.
>Mfw all my colonists except one die, he's bleeding out though.
>Random wanderer shows up
>She takes my colonist in and takes care of him
>I'm now writing a love story based on the events.
Its great.
>Also he hunts with hand grenades.
>>704320292
2 is my favorite, I love Ezio
>>704319994
how far was it?
>>704320292
How lovely!
I have a new mad animal now.
A mad tortoise. A fucking man hunting tortoise
Slowest Threat ever. A day has passed and it's not even close to my houses
Last
XDddddddd
BAKAS~!
>>704320359
we talking about ac?
brotherhood is my fav,
ezio is amazing and there is so much for you to do
>>704320562
>>704320573
>Both threads were made at the same time.
What do?
>Laura.
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