Hey /b/, need some serious advice from you autists. I’m 18, bout to graduate, and my ex gf is telling me she thinks she’s pregnant. I haven’t had sex with her in over a month and a half and she’s had her period. Also, she took a fucking test and it was negative. She still thinks she’s pregnant because she keeps getting morning sickness, and she’s getting blood work done. Is there any chance she’s pregant? Or is it just a typical whore trying to use pregnancy to get back with me. Also, pic unrelated
>>768145259
sounds like she's probably delusional or super manipulative.
>>768145600
checked
she’s just a paranoid person, and she’s just making me paranoid i guess
>>768145976
know that feel, feelsuncomfortableman.
>>768145259
ultrasound can see a pregnancy about the 5th or 6th week of a pregnancy tell her once you see a DNA test do whatever the fuck you would do in this situation.
if it is your kid don't be a deadbeat
>>768145259
period=not prego
>>768146557
I guess an ultrasound is the same as a blood test, and we’ll have the results friday. I think i’m just paranoid
>>768145259
3 TITS. I'M IN
>>768145259
Med fag here. No chance. You're fine man.
>>768147787
can you explain how there’s no chance? just so I can reciprocate to her. btw we dated for a while so we weren’t using condoms
>>768145259
>had period
>negative test
She's not pregnant.
>>768147982
Not the med fag, use common sense she's had her period. Maybe she fucked some other nigga, after your break up.
>>768145259
Just to put this out there, but do you think she might just be scared about being pregnant so she is stressing herself out to the point of morning sickness?
because that happens. dont be a douche and call her a whore just because she is young and dumb. so are you for that matter.
>>768148166
no we’re dealing with this seriously, no name calling. and yeah that’s something we’ve considered
>>768145259
Whats your name?
>>768146610
It is rare but a girl can have a period while pregnant. The number escapes me but it is possible though unlikely
>>768145259
You got a clinger anon. Someday soon, she'll say she want to blow you one last time, then spit it in her hand and shove it in her snatch. You won't know about it until you hear from her attorney.
>>768148286
Dude, sounds like hysterical pregnancy, if this keeps up her period will stop
>>768149635
It has something to do with the time elapsed. Something like, you could fuck her and she can have a period 2 days later and be pregnant, but not like 20 later.
>>768149790
>>768149635
So i’m 100% in the clear? Just need to make sure
>>768145259
it genuinely pisses me off that they did not make it look like what the package shows they could of at least made the tits more round for fuck sake
>>768151320
it’s an alien you autist. of course they’re not gonna look like human tits
alien tits thread?
>>768152725
look at the box cover, those are actual fucking cone tits compared to the cover
![CoFGwybVUAAHx9j[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1525/913/1525913980360.jpg "CoFGwybVUAAHx9j[1]")
