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>>705292237
pretty hot

but mines hotter
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>>705292237
Words cannot describe her beauty.


Numbers can tho.
2.5/10
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>>705292237
I didn't know that Smeagol had such nice tits.
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>>705292237
3/10
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>>705292237
Excellent tits but fucking the opposite spectrum of face.

moar
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>>705292237
Ew/10
Nice tits though
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7 out of Yara Grayjoy
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>>705292237
Jokes aside, butter face is the only comment we've got. She's got a good looking body, I'd shag her after a few pints
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>>705292618
NOPE
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Lets see some pussy
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>>705292869
>She is into kinky shit

Of course she is.
That's the only upside to dating an ugly chick.
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Trash ass closet donkey
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>>705292237
She will get better in time. Time of dying.
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Smeagol/10
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>>705293250
Sure
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>>705293547
looks like a fucking tumor
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2 paper bags / 10

1 for her, the other for me in case hers falls off.

Would smash.
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>>705293947
NOPE
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Any creampie pics
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>>705293947
I do
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>>705292237
I'd fuck her brains out if I was drunk.
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>>705294189
What's her kik anon?
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>>705292237
id fuck the hell out of her and cum on your face.
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>>705294673
Says invalid number
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>>705295435
Well shit I live in the US
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>>705295435
I'd love to eat that pussy
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>>705292618
WTF
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I will give her 5 / 10. for the face... but I would love to eat that meaty pussy.. YUMMY
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>>705297052
Id love to be the one playing with her
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>>705292237
butter face. everything looks good but her face
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>>705297658
More ass
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>>705292363
How in the love of fuck is that pretty hot?? That is hideous
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Yea bro I agree like wtf
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>>705292618
Wtf is wrong with it??? Put it out of its misery
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>>705298499
I'm about to kill myself
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>>705292237
Great boobies, complete butter face and pretty bad hair.

3/10

9/10 with a paperbag.
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>>705297658
Id probly smash
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>>705298499
I'm about to get sick
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>>705298725
But her pussy tho bro it looks like two dogs were fighting over it
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>>705298626 here
Just saw>>705292618
I take that back..

2/10
9/10 with paperbag and/or lights out(a hole is a hole)/pants on

>>705295610
>She had anal before vaginal sex
I
WONDER
WHY
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I'm about to cum
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>>705298856
I want to stick my micro Dick in that
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>>705295610
That because your a fag op. You like it in the butt
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>>705296446
Thats a hot pic man!
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>>705299079
Looks like it's growing
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>>705299079
No no it is not, stop telling that man these lies it is hideous and it needs to be cleansed with fire.
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>>705292618
Oh God.
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>>705295435
Looks like a small brain
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>>705292618
fucking grosss
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>>705293947
So fucking disgusting. I don't know if a surgeon can fix that but she should look into it.
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>>705299372
Bro you need help, she needs help, and that pussy needs a exorcism.
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rate my girlfriends
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>>705294798
You mean like every girl?
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>>705292618
Shit. She have a tumor?
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I agree
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>>705292237
Butterface nice tits.
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>>705299538
9/10 im hoping their pussies look nothing like this chicks lmao.
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>>705299372
she has a honest looking smile
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>>705292237
nyet rate mine
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>>705292237
I WANT HER. NOW. I WANT TO CUM ALL OVER HER WHILE CUDDLING AND GIGGLING WITH HER, WRESTLING AND FUCKING AND BITING AND SMILING. <3 <3 <3
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Looks like a small child
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>>705299687
their pussies are nice
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>>705299746
chill
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>>705299853
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>>705299853
Oh yes sir, you are a lucky lucky man.
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Nice tits/10
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>>705293947
looks like shes about to take a bite out of a gnarly roast beef sandwhich

i guess no body told your retarded ukrainian girlfriend that her vagina looks like meat soup

no more photos
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>>705293250
nobody
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>>705299692
Sauce?
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>>705299972
How old is he?
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>>705299972
Dude nothing about her is attractive not her face, or her wierd childish looking body, or that fucked up face hugger that she calls a pussy.
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>>705298773
Ok great where in UK is she lol
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>>705299636
nobody likes her

we just like gore threads
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Post her info already
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>>705292237
2/10

wood still bang tho, even tho her clit looks like chewed bubble gum
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>>705300300
I want to stick my head into her pussy
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>>705300142
My place, otherwise know as OC, I've never shared before
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>>705292237

You're dating Meg Mucklebones?
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>>705299694
You look perfect. I'd love to giggle with and fuck and bite you. A delicious, affectionate, playful, wrestling and biting and scratching and laughing with you. :D
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>>705300354
Well i guess god figured he should give her something that was decent and not fuck her all together, i mean she is legit one of the ugliest women i have ever seen and im not trying to be mean but break that shit off vefore you are stuck with the xenomorph for the rest of your life
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>>705300468
You're lucky anon! Well done!
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>>705298773
Sex cam is ok?
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>>705299972
cuddles and kisses and love or gtfo
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>>705300543
that's his girlfriend faggot
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now we do them one by one, oc
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>>705300079
Those beef curtains have some severe cauliflower going on. You need to see a doctor.
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>>705300693
I was just about to point that out thanks anon lol
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>>705300738
Damn nigga
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>>705300354
I fucking love her face. Yum!
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>>705300738
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>>705300738
Nice bod but she looks like she would kill me in my sleep lmao
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Should send this whole thread to her would be so funny. Her email is [email protected]
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>>705300519
Anymore pics
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>>705294673
UK fag here, called, EE Voicemail, probably because it's 5am
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>>705300693
They're both sluts who love to have a third (or more)! And I was talking to her, not OP.
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>>705300693
lmao
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>>705300912
naw she's the sweet one
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Shes had good boobs !!
I like her !!
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>>705300887
Do you legit date both if them? Or was it like a one rime threesome thing??
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>>705295610
catholic confirmed
>catholic girls do anal
>trust me
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>>705299694
Does she speak English too?
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>>705301092
That's not OP's girl. How does this relate to OP?
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>>705301061
>I was talking to her

shut up faggot
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>>705293947
Muy delicioso. Needs some hair around it though. Can't stand "beard burn" when I'm goin down...
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>>705301195

иногда
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>>705301230
Looks like a toco
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>>705292403
how bout "smeagol"
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>>705301278
I'd fuck OP, too, but I'd prefer his GF or both of them.
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>>705301230
Stop man, this thing is making me sick looks like arbys just got a new menu item roast beef pussy for days son
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>>705301372
It's an STD. She has genital warts.
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>>705301107
They are Escorts I met threw my stepsister (also a escort), we get drunk and high together and get wild, good friends I'd say, they stay over 4 nights a week when not working at hotel, helps that I have a guest room
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literal goblin
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>>705301195
еще Awsome ебать )))
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>>705301426
Well its distgusting dont give a fuck what it is op needs to stop giving us all nightmares with that thing
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>>705301452
They're nasty.
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>>705301265
who cares its OC right?
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>>705292618
That looks like something straight out of bloodborne lol
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It's like it started as a "roast me" thread, but turned into a roast beef thread. That puss is legit gnarly dude.
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>>705301636
If you take off those beef curtains then she might be close.
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>>705301452
Sounds like a fucking killer way to blow off some steam lol you are the fucking man, me i just snort my pain pills and fuck my same old fiance every night. But you over there living every mans dream
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>>705301372
>''roast beef pussy for days son''
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>>705301589
to each their own right
I don't think she's nasty
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>>705301636
That Pussy looks awful.
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Is she the mascot for Arby's?
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waking her up
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Rate my GF
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>>705293547
Win jjajssjs
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>>705301849
Post some more. A vid too.
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>>705301849
sure, post more
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>>705301849
everyone saying its gross are virgins
shes pretty hot
pus is normal as fuck
ignore the virgin fags
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>>705301849
no we don't
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>>705301849
No please god stop ive already gouged my eyes out and cut my dick off because its no good anymore, how much do you wish to hurt me OP
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>>705301963
I mean, it's not really a deal breaker
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>>705301923
Thats not you gf stop lying
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>>705301849
Moar
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>>705302008
just leave the thread
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>>705302064
Not lying!
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>>705302023
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>>705302165
You leave the thread all my friends are here faggot
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>>705302264
Damn, she looks like my friends Mum
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>>705302264
Well shes beautiful would fuck her brains out 11/10
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>>705292403
Fools!
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>>705302264
pretty sure that butch is a martian
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>>705300149
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>>705292237
Pussy is pussy. Who cares
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>>705302495
When it looks like that you should care
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Vid link

https://vid.me/cIgK
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>>705300610
Story?
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>>705302619
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>>705302584
You must only watch porn
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Other one then?
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>>705302619
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>>705302703
Ummmmm been with 21 women, and i have a ex wife and am currently engaged, you could not be more wrong ass hat
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>>705302738
Shes hot
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>>705295837
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>>705292237
FUCK!!!!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>705302435
Nope. Just sex as hell!
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>>705302803
How many of those women had a penis?
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>>705303022
Amen bruh
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>>705303036
Only the one that fucked your faggot ass.
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yesterday
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>>705303100
nice, more?
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Rate my girl
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>>705292237
I can't believe it's butter / 10
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>>705303132
getting her ready for a fetish trick.
$500, 30 minutes
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>>705303335
3/10
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>>705303335
6/11
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>>705303409
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>>705297658
Mmmmmeat flaps
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>>705303335
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>>705292618
Is her brain coming out of her vag?
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-Steve O Vomit sounds-
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then there's my fetish
IDK why whores turn me on so much
The dirtier and sluttier and whoreish they are the harder I get
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>>705303022
Mission Beach, ca?
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>>705303356
Kek'd so hard. Good job anon.
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This thread is so funny tell her what you think of her

instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hamilton8262/
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What do you rate my girl
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rate my gf lmao
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>>705292237
face - gross
tits - ok
pussy - gross

pretty much what id expect from a /b/tard
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>>705303857
Vid?
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>>705303843
She used to live there.
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no interest I'm out
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>>705304035
she's an angel, you lucky bastard you
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>>705304058
ya but it has my face and other things to get doxed with so no share vid
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>>705302738
I'll go on with this one then
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Or you want my sister?
>>705304628
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>>705303573
More?
People don't seem to like her, but I do. She lives close to me as well.
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anyone?
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>>705304268
post more
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Hook up with her i posted her number
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>>705292237
Troll looking.
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>>705303927
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>>705299692
Fusion dance?
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>>705292869
The only kinky shit is seeing how long you can look at her while kissing without puking in her mouth. Her face looks like a rotted foot.
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>>705294189
That's a men's dress shirt.
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-|(3+7)/1| out of 10
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no one want my sister?
>>705304704

>>705304903
ya give me a bit I need to shrink the photos from 5 meg
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>>705292237
Face: 3/10
Titts: 6/10
Body: 5/10
Pussy: 0/10

Overall: 4/10

Not fuckable.
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>>705304885
Go on
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>>705292618
Is that a piece of gum that's stuck on her pussy?
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>>705303022
There is no way in hell that's your girlfriend
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>>705304885
>>705305554
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>>705305675
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OP, you got anymore?
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>>705302891
Kek
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>>705305675
Any face pics better than this one?
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>>705296160
Might be okay with some Arby's sauce
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>>705305764
Nice, got any nudes?
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>>705292618
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>>705297052
this pic is cute as fuck, but the rest are trash
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>>705304885
>>705305675
>>705305764
7-8/10, depends on the pic
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Cmon based op, post some more
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>>705292869
That bitch is a dope hoe and you can freaking tell
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>>705305825
hows that?
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>>705306525
Cumming buckets
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>>705305673
Truth!
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>>705306525
>>705306647
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>>705292618
gnarly brain
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>>705303036
All of them. I love traps.
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>>705306836
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>>705304035
Artie Lange with long hair. 9/10 would do.
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>>705293547
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>>705306525
That's a guy.
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>>705295435
Somehow not surprising
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>>705295435
what's that on her pussy?!?!?!
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