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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>705300474
>>>/r9k/
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>>705300474
sure jan
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I want more
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>>705300474
Kill yourself nigger>>705300864
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Doubt it
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>>705300474
id cum in pants just looking into those eyes.
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jesus
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3 hrs to go
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Ok
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>>705300474
Fake and gay
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<3
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sure
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>>705300474
hopefully she looks like a hotter version of Miley Cyrus
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>>705300474
Already have one, but I'll reply again anyway, thereby making your post true.

You're welcome.
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Doubt it
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Immunity cat! Fuck off.
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Sweet!
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we all call bullshit, yet post because of that little voice that says, "well, maybeeee"
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bet
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Please
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>>705300474
Doubt it. I dont know anyone who lives within 180 miles of me.
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>>705300474
Nice
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>>705300474
I'm banking on this
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gimme dat gf
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one hour to go bitch
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Yeah sure
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>>705300474
Worth a try
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Oh fuck yeah bud
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I need pussy
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I hope this is real
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>>705300474
probably not
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bet
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Everyone who replied bashing you is secretly hoping it'll work
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ok
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>>705300474
k
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Cmon
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>>yaas
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>>705300474
Check em
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She's pretty but I really don't want one. I'm just replying to affirm my belief that these type of posts are bullshit and my mummy is safe despite what Sheldon cooper says.
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>>705300474
I mean, I guess.
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>>705300474
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only if its hannah
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Hello darkness my old friend.
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K
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>>705300474
Powerful stuff
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>>705300474
Yeah right, faggot
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ok
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Noice
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>>705300474
Thanks man
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Suh dude
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not very likely
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k
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deal
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shut the fuck up
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>>705300474

lawd
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>>705300474
pls op dont let her look at me weird anymore
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>>705300474
need a little
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Okay
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let's go
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but if I stay in side all day, what then? are they gonna break into my house?
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>>705300474

Callin' bullshit on this one.
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>>705300474
Lol like that will happen
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Hoping for hot anime girlfiriend
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she better look like this
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Reply
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Trying again. What the hell.
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>>705300474
Please
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Kk
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I wonder what my wife will think of that...
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I can dig it
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>>705300474
thanks mom
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Reply to this post or mother, sleep, etc.
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Rollerino?
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Doubt, but why not.
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>>705301497
Dude is this girl from Mississippi? Got nudes?
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gfgm,ghv
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>>705300474
fuck it i'm not to proud to try.
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>>705300474
bet
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know weigh
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>>705300474
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k /b/ro
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>>705300474
look at that beauty she is so hot !!!
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>>705300474
unlikely
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K
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I wish anon...
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>>705300474
Last digit of this post will be her reading out of ten. Zero is ten
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But I have wife
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Worth a try i guess
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Fuck off
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Fine
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Please!
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Let's see what happens
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I hope so
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>>705300474
Worth the post
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I don't believe you
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>>705300474
I already have one..

If dubs can I start fucking that qt that started working with me?
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Reply
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>>705300474
Worth a try
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>>705300474
Ok lol
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ok buster
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Ok
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Gimme the pussi boss
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COUNT ME IN!!!!
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Please kellie
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Roll?
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o
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What if I just want to fuck?
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>>705300474
sure, i believe you
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>>705302090
Reroll she's hot AF
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K
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I wish, so, so much
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Thanks for the hope, Anon. I appreciate it.
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>>705300474

Doubtful. But it's 12:12am and I have a long day at work tomorrow, so I was gonna message hoes anyway.
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Preyin5hed
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>>705300474
Doubt it
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>>705300474
OK
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OP PLS
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please
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plz
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>>705302182
Damn
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>>705300474
O-K
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a man can dream
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yo
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>>705300474
Why not?
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>>705302163
then you have your fuck and dump her, I guess.
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im married
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>>705300474
fuck niggers
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Good luck
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Wouldnt hurt to try
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>>705300474
please chelsi love me
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Rolling
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Hey there ladies I'm handy around the house, good with animals, and like long walks on the beach. Oh and I'm a bit of a wild card ;-)
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God
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Wont hurt to try
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>>705300474
I could fucking use one.
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>>705302111
Winrar
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>>705300474
sure i will
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>>705300474
Oh boy, I can't wait to call mommy tomorrow I'm not such a fat failure after all!
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>>705300474
i hope she likes my counter styles
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ayy
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>>705300474
nikpls
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>>705300474
its about time
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ok tj
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>>705300474
Oh fuck
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>>705300474

Alright I'll believe
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>>705300474
I like cheese
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>>705300474
Nothing to lose
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>>705300474
THIS IS IT BOYS
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Rolling for dubs
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Only because I'm desperate
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>>705300474
REPLYING BECAUSE I'M SHAMELESSLY DESPERATE
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Great meme
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>>705300474
ok
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K
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If you say so
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>>705300474
All right
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pls
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Fuck it
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k den
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Yeah, right, and Gaben is gonna come deliver her to my house along with the only copy of HL3
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>>705300474
Give gf pls
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Sure, why not.
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>>705300474

I wish.
My wife will be so pissed
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>>705300474
What kind of clothes is she wearing?
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>>705300474
reply
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Worth a shot right?
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Fuck it I'll do it.
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Who needs a gf
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ok
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>>705300474
cant hurt
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Cunt
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what have i got to lose, other than some money i guess?
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can I choose which girl will be my friend?
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I want to believe
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>>705300474
what have i got to loose
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>>705300474
Pls! ImHaeJi, Mill Sim, and/or Nozomi
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Kek as if
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>>705300474
k
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>>705300474
Fuck it why not.
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yolo
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>>705300474
haha meth
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That'd be nice
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ehh couldn't hurt
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>>705300474
please give gf
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>>705300474
lets see about that
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>>705300474
That would be a hell of a trick considering I don't want one.
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>>705300474
Fuck it. Nothing else has worked so far
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Want her back
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>>705300474
on the off chance, I'll give you a (you)
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Plz
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one please
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i doubt it but let's see what happens.
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>>705300474
If you're wrong you owe me five bucks.
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pls work
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Hmm
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>>705300474
fuck it, why not?
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>>705300474
That's not how it works.
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kewl
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I could use a gf
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>>705300474
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I'm down to clown
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i
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>>705300474
god i hope so
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>>705300474

Praise kek if true.
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i want her back more than anything fuck
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>>705300474
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Well shit, I've gotta try
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why the hell not
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>>705300474
shear lies
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I have my hand, I don't need one.
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>>705300474
:(
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Plz
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Eh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s ,,,
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>>705300474
I don't plan on going anywhere that I'd meet girls at tonight or tomorrow, so that'd be a surprise.
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>>705300474
What if I don't want one?
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jesus, am i really this desperate
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I can try anything at this point to not feel lonely
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>>705300474
yeah bullshit
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>>705300474
Hey kiersten hey
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>>705300474
Let's see
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>>705300474
Please
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Tomorrow never comes!
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>>705300474
kk
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Doubtful
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>>705300474
I already have Jaun
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Fuckit
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>>705300474

lol
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the beatles
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fuck
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But I'm not leaving my house tomorrow
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Might as well
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I'm desperate
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kek
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>>705300474
rolling for a spacetime anomaly that will give me a girlfriend
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finally a useful thread
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>>705300474
pre 1900s submissive housewife please
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Not falling for this again
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Meme magic don't fail me now.
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Pls k thnx bye
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>>705300474
Please
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>>705300474
please
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>>705300474
Just for the sake of conscience
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>>705300474
sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>705300474
beep boop give gf
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>>705300474
not gonna work faggot
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Everyone in this thread posting shit like "this will never work" acting like they doubt it, just hoping no one notices their lame excuse to post in this thread and score a qt3.14 gf
>inb4 someone calls me out for exactly the same thing
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Fuck it
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Pathetic.
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yisss gf
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>>705300474
Pls dad
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>>705300474
this is automatically true by default of already having one.
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>>705300474
I wish.
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>>705300474
you promise op?
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Andrea?
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>>705300474
Lol
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Good meme
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pls
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Lexie
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Why Not
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Can mine have an ass like this? Pretty please?
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Nice try OP
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plz
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>>705301619
Draw a girl taking it in the ass
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Fuck it I'm desperate
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I will be more offensive than I ever have been tomorrow just to prove this wrong
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At this point this is my best bet
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Sure
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>>705300474
I..I've fucking gotta do it. I don't know how much longer I can take this.
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Ree
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Worth a shot
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I'm seeing family all day tomorrow, so I sure fucking hope not.
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Mkay
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ight doe
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>>705300474
dingngggg
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