rate yourself /b/
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rate yourself /b/
>>769226132
You need a little bit more self esteem
>>769226132
Put looks as high
>>769226132
Morality a little lower
>>769226698
I know,but that is just how I am
C'est la vie,mon ami ;)
>>769226759
It's all right
>inb4 people are going to rate themselves 8/9 intelligence, have 0 sex life, morality, social skills and self-esteem
I'm so fucking sick of you /b/tards thinking you're part of the woke 1% because you're edgy cunts. There are actual intelligent people out there, but intelligent people use their spare time to read, not watch anime, play video games and jerk off to hentai.
On a side note, my version should be transparent if you just remove the color.
>>769227143
b-b-b-b-but we are smarter than the average caucasian p-person
>>769226132
INT - IQ in the top one-tenth of one percent, verified by membership in ISPE and the Triple Nine Society. Multiple advanced STEM degrees. 10/10
MOR - Not for me to judge, we're all the hero in our own story.
MH - Depression, anxiety, so 3/10
Phys - For my age, I'm 4/10. I used to be 2/10, got type 2 diabetes, got on exercise and diet program which controls diabetes along with medication. Lost 40 pounds, can now walk 5 miles a day easily.
SEX - Married with regular sex so 7/10
SOC - Was 1/10, studied how body language etc. works, am now winning elections and giving public speeches regularly, so update to 7/10
LOOK - 6/10, was 4/10 a year ago. Losing weight helps.
WEA - Worth nearly a million when you factor in home equity, so 7/10
SE - 2/10 hate myself all the time.
ART - 0/10 can draw a stick figure.
Jesus Christ that took forever on this phone
>>769228249
kek
made this in like a minute
had a kek
Maybe 1 artistic skill for color coding?
>>769228249
See a doctor new friend
How do I tell my best girl friend that I want to fuck with her? I don't want to blow it up, much less our friendship
>>769228977
Kek
>>769229002
Why am I new? Because I'm poor and can't afford a computer faggot? Been here way longer than you kid lol
>>769229074
Obviously, according to your sex life rating, do the opposite of whatever it is you normally do.
>>769226132
lmao low mental health, low self esteem, but generally high scores. Where' the self awareness stat?
>>769229074
If she is your "best girl friend",she might be into you,because to be real there is no such thing as friendship between a man and a woman.Just try to change your behaviour,maybe be more flirty,and see how she reacts.If she reacts well,then go for it.You only live once
>>769229074
Start complimenting her. More than usual if you do compliment her already. Try spend more time with her. 2-3 weeks in ask her if she wants to go out with you on a date. If she says no, its fine. She will hopefully still be a friend. Just don't say "i want to fuck you" before you get a proper close relationship. Don't be overly autistic, joke around a bit. Don't try to always impress otherwise she'll think it's not the "real you".
>>769229504
Duuude
>>769229577
Colors man, makes everything better.
>>769229412
This but do annoying things too, mess her hair up, and pull any strings on any clothes she has and laugh about it, I mean, it works for me, somehow,
I just do it because it's funny tbh but I don't have any issues and I'm this guy
>>769228977
If my sex life is that good, everybodys should be.
>>769229577
Weed
>>769229709
Sorry this was advice for
>>769229074
This guy.
Intelligence: high - choke on my shaft cunt
Morality: low
Mental health: low
Physical health: medium
Sex life: low
Social skills: low
Looks: High
Wealth: Medium
Self esteem: medium
Artistic skill: Not a skill artfag
>>769227186
>>769227186
>Physical health 10%
>Sex life 100%
Something wrong here
>>769230265
Nah not really...not who you quoted but mine is the same.
I'm in a relationship so im havibg sex all the time, anytime so it's a 10.
However I've never actually worked out much and my body is constantly breaking down so I gave that a 10%
Can't be fucked to do an art project for a /b/ thread but: the charts got me to open this so:
INT: 99%
MOR: 90%
Mental Health: 95%
Phys Health: 65%
Sex Life: 70%
Soc Skills: 85%
Looks: 70%
Wealth: 80%
Self Esteem: 85%
Artistic skill: 35%
>>769229157
Your self assessment of your physical health may be a little high there.
>Tips fedora
>>769226132
>>769230730
I walk for a hobby. Got really muscular legs. Very little fat. Ok chest and arms.
>>769230993
If your social skills were really that good your sex life would be up there too
>>769231316
he may have e.d.
>>769231592
Chad? ... is that you?
>>769231773
i think i would rate my physical health better if I were a chad
>>769231316
that's cuz I'm a fucking asexual
This looks about right
>>769231877
Oh, right. The old "I'm virgin by choice" routine.
im actually going to be honest here apart from all you fucking losers maxing everything
ha everybodys sex life is shit
>>769232348
Hey man I was pretty damn honest with mine. Don't group me in with these losers
>>769232246
No, I'm just not sexually attracted to anyone. I don't give a fuck about virginity.
>>769232520
Literally 2 100%s on here man
Template, pls.
>>769232534
that because you've not felt the vevity smoothness of a wet pussy
>>769232598
I'm a freak.
>>769232658
Never said I'm a virgin, just that I'm an asexual
>>769226132
I had sex twice and it was awful.
>>769226132
>>769231773
Chad doesn't have above average intelligence.
>>769234115
that looks like a timeline of my life
>>769236249
Nope, but he thinks he does
>>769236493
touche
Yes, I am thinking about offing myself.
>>769233281
>>769235359
>>769235882
>>769236035
literally autists most likely
>>769236924
Don't do it. Not that I care about you personally (I don't know you), but if everyone who knows how bad it is kills themselves, the world will be completely filled with normies.
>>769236924
you are not as smart as you think you are
>>769237011
is it he combo of high intelligence and low social skills? that's not what autism is, bud
>>769237276
lol that's literally what high functioning autism is. could be something else here, like having lived all their life in a basement, but autism is likely too.
>>769226132
>>769237697
why so low mental health?
>>769237411
I know an autistic guy IRL and he's nothing like me.
>>769237873
What's he like then
>>769232658
You do realise theres people out there who cares more about the mental than the physical connection.
>>769237697
Narcissism, mild sociopathy, rage outbursts, complete lack of empathy. I enjoy hurting people emotionally and I'm good at it
>>769231559
>>769232348
The only ones wise enough to grasp their own INT in this thread most likely.
Also WIS =/= INT
