Does anyone know how tinder works? if it wasnt bad enough I already bought gold since people seem to think tinder holds out on matches. 3-4 days later ive gotten one match. wtf? some people were saying that the more you swipe right the less likely you are to get a match because the system thinks you're a bot. so wut do?
bump
>>769227349
Sorry to tell you, anon. It's YOU it is not Tinder.
>>769227349
Show us your profile, anon
not trying to find you, black out your name and face if you want but certain profiles definitely turn women off
-the bot thing is definite bullshit, just butthurt ugly fuckers dealing with their unpopularity
>>769228244
well i have the gold so i might as well use the booster at some point but i could probably overhail my profile. wtf do guys normally put in their bio?
>>769228760
quit stalling and show us
>>769228046
/thread
yes it works you fucking autist
are you following rule 1 and 2?
>>769228928
If OP won't take the help I will. I'm pretty sure my problem is that I only have one picture uploaded
I had a picture of me standing on a mountainside looking out (pic was of my backside, no face) and my prof only said “I’m just a guy that does stuff sometimes.” I got matches on matches, fucked a Vietnamese chick and another gal with massive tits before I got tired of tinder and shut it down. Subsequently I got a gf.
Tinder isn’t the problem bro
This is all I got...
>>769231673
>Man Who Sold the World
>David Bowie instead of Midge Ure
Start by changing that
>>769231673
you mispelled off and that entire text is hilariously cringy
>>769232201
remove the "...and company" and you're good.
It sounds like something an old lady would say and makes you appear needy.
>>769232536
I feel like there should be more.. To stand out
>>769231673
Get in the shoes of girls, most of then read bio except if you are 9-10/10 guy. Does your bio make a girl want to meet you?
Your bio is quite classical and a little bit boring. cringy.
https://www.quora.com/How-does-the-Tinder-algorithm-work-Is-there-some-logic-to-increase-matches-or-is-it-random
>>769232650
Are you OP?
What is your picture like
>>769233037
Not op, I get way more matches just self conscious about my "about me"
>using tinter
Pro tip. If you want to really get laid. FetLife is the way to go.
Tinder is for faggatory and attention thots.
If you are decent looking groomed, not a smelly retard creep. you will get laid there 110% if you cant get pussy there your probably doing something of the above wrong
>>769233006
Thank you for this, very usefull link
"Contrary to popular belief, always swiping EVERYONE to the right is NOT going to help. You are actually damaging your ELO. This is why a lot of tinder plus users are experiencing lower rates of success; they are using the unlimited swipes feature too much and it’s hurting their rating."
Exactly what i said in the previous thread
>>769231673
Too long in my opinion, I used to have long bio too. Now I have 2 sentences with 5-10 words each and short joke about me, it's much better now. And yeah more pictures are useful too.
>>769233181
I'd remove the 2nd picture but the rest look good to me..
If you want to expand your bio then you could talk about any hobbies you have or ideas for a first date. Don't go overboard just keep it simple
>>769232749
Would this make girls more willing to meet me lol
>>769233538
Hobbies are sports (mainly football and soccer cause friends watch it. basketball and baseball, but only during playoffs), comics, games, and TV shows as well. First date idea I guess would be walking the bay just talking or walking seaport village...
gettin a shit ton of matches since i wrote stupid stuff like 'sadly i got no cat, swipe right for 5$ or good people give compliment, great people give orgasms' in my bio. dont ask me why. but it works.
>>769233787
Lol probably because no one is using tinder to actually get to know the people they're fucking.
>>769233722
Na your text sound arrogant as fuck, be simple.
Guitard was a good one, women love guitar player, ad a pics when you play with it ( a good pics with style, not in a drunken party)
>Learning about you etc
Sound cringe erase it
> Most stuff[...] duck[... pragmatist
Seriously i'll be mean but no one care especcialy women.
>>769233722
Yes.
>>769234104
Good points thanks for your advice I was looking for picture ideas, I'll add a picture of me and my guitar. I toned down the arrogance a bit
>>769234164
Sweet
>>769231673
Change it to "I sail boats and play guitar. What more do you need?"
Dare I ask about your photos?
>>769232650
>>769233181
Delete second photo. Change bio to "Medical student so I'm good at playing doctor".
>>769234820
haha i like this one OP you should add it, it's fun remember what cindy lauper said : girls wanna have fun.
>>769234820
>>769234981
>>769234757
That's a good one ill try it out, I only have one picture nothing cringy
>>769234981
I said it in the last thread and I'll say it again:
~Witty flirtatious bio
~Ration your likes so the algorithms think you're a high value profile
~Message within two days
~Get a phone number as quickly as possible and switch to text as your primary method of contact
~Set up a date
~Fuck her
If you're not making progress along this list then move on to another match.
>>769235161
That's good. Have you got any photos of yourself with the dogs?
>>769235254
Not OP but I try following this all the time and it never works for me. I seriously don't ever think I'll get laid off Tinder. I have a marginally better chance IRL, but I never get to talk to girls. Unless you're in the top 5% of guys this world is a cruel place.
>>769227349
the logo is a flame did you notice? you think this has some deeper meaning? Fire is hot?
I have my profile in my native language so no screen just translation...
Job: Institute of Nuclear Physics
Marilyn Manson, sci-fi, memes, physics... My life in a nutshell.
I'm cringe romantic person, but it's not that bad as it sounds.
If you likes particle physicists I'm your guy.
>>769235389
Bullshit. I'm average as fuck and I manage. Just work on your quip game and compensate for your weaknesses.
>>769231673
Noice, got my STcw95 meself, tinder is mostly a one night stand kind of platform, keept it short, kinky and simple
Along the lines of :
I spend all my time in or above water, if that isn't enough to make you slid off your stoll, go and find another fool !
They like the cocky type of ad
>>769232650
Laid back medical student, looking for a body to examine at eye's sight.
WIn
>>769235631
Wtf is a quip game
>>769235631
Quip game ?
Does having quip game make you a quipper or a quiper ?
>>769227349
it works like this
there is an algorithm that tries to determine how attractive you are, and tries to suit you to others around your level of attractiveness
the amount of people that you match with and how selective you are with your swipes is relevant but there is no magic cure to being ugly
if you're ugly you will get little to no matches, being on a dating app won't magically fix girls finding you unattractive, swiping right less can just help contribute to you being able to view women that are rated more attractive since they are real and not catfish will be very selective and have an obscene amount of matches, however you can't really trick the system that well, if you get no matches and every girl swipes left and you don't swipe often, won't matter you'll get sorted according to your attractiveness, statistically speaking, so the best thing to do is get present yourself in the most attractive way possible
>>769227349
When i had it my bio read
List of songs I'd eat you out to:
1. Cotten-eyed Joe
and that's all it said, you just don't have game fag
>>769227349
This is my profile
>height
>weight
>age
>dicksize
>pic 1: face
>pic 2: body
>pic 3: warning about next pic
>pic 4: my dick
>>769236660
Yeah I don't understand game. Like I really don't. I consider myself reasonably well adjusted in life, I have a job, I go to the gym, but as far as talking to girls, it's completely foreign to me. Odd thing is that my brother and dad are the complete opposite, they've had pussy their entire lives. I fell far from the tree.
>>769232462
How about you change your shit music taste?
>>769236216
>>769236295
Being witty basically.
>>769231673
you sound like a passive pussy, women already have a pussy they don't want another
I posted a interesting meet up story in the other tinder thread I'll posted it here if there's interest
>>769234725
Get rid of that emoji
>>769232201
wait until you're a doctor change the text then try again, guarantee you'll get plenty of attention then
>>769233181
remove 1st and 5th pic, girls don't wanna see you with other girls
>>769235606
Less is more. Pick your favourite normie physics pickup line and use that.
>>769236627
They don't do facial recognition. It's more to do with assessing if you're hitting like a hundred times and therfore are more likely to pay money to go premium if you're not getting many matches. If you've been spamming like then delete your account and start again.
>>769236660
To be fair, that's pretty funny
>>769237306
>>769233181
Group shots show you're not a loner. Ideally you should use a picture of you and your friends but it's always better to have a couple picture than to be alone in all your pictures.
>>769237445
yeah but w/o girls and with a group of guys that are all uglier and shorter than you lol
>>769227349
Here in Germany there where obvious stock photos, at my town about 70%.
Fuck this shit.
I am shockingly unattractive yet Tinder seems to work for me. How? I don't know. My profile is extremely standard, nothing noteworthy. I don't have a ripped body to show off or anything. I mean shit, I even go so far as to out myself as a bit of a weeb on my profile.
This is after 2 months of use. Only messaged about 30 of the 176 and have fucked 10 of the 30.
I also say the stupidest things imaginable to get the convo going. I used to start off with "Hey, how's it going" but that never lead anywhere (except the one time that it lead to a date but nothing more). So now I just come up with funny shit to say and it works.
>>769237592
yeah they fill it with a lot of fake profiles to make it look like a much more used and larger dating base than it is, well at least the female profiles anyway
>>769237445
How's this?
OP, I'm living proof as many people that tinder works... as would just about anything as long as you put something out that a woman of substance finds attractive. For me, I commented on her socks cuz she had weird socks and it turns out... after the mountain of people commenting about how hot and sexy she was... I was the ONLY one that mentioned anything about her stupid colorful socks! :-/ As for how you look... eh, it matters... the girl doesn't care if you're ugly as much as to know that this picture accurately depicts what she'll be in for should she ever want to meet you. I'd consider freshness of picture over quality of look. So like, have some sort of way of dating (ha pun!) the time the picture was taken and make sure it's never more than six weeks or so old. Yeah, I know... people post shit six decades older than they are often there... but they're constantly playing the "oh sorry, that was an old pic but I'm still a hell of a guy just you wait and seeeeeee... where'd they go" game.
>>769233270
Fet is only good for events, too many creepy guys make girls not want to meet anywhere other than an event with vetting.
>>769231673
say "water off a ducks back", not "water on a duck"
2 days on tinder, live in a small town of 100k people, fairly picky when swiping and 3 matches (well 1 doesn't count as I didn't bother reading bio and she turned out to be underage. Legal here btw, but too much of a child for me). Guess it's going fairly good.
>>769237718
well show us some of your matches/conversations then, if you want to be a fag and brag...
>>769231673
Pick a better more interesting and hip song imo. Rings By Aesop Rock, Chop Suey by SoaD, Grown Up by Danny Brown, or something ironic at least.. David Bowie is kind of lame and try hard imo
>>769239940
>Chop Suey by SoaD
oh my fucking tap dancing christ on a whale even 12 year olds today do not think soad is edgy or hip. go back to 2006 for fucks sake.
It's just you bro. I'm up to 8 hookups in less than two months on the app.
>>769240060
who wants to look edgy? Your dumb is showing
>>769239940
>>769240060
Tailor your songs to the type of hoes you're looking for. If you're in an area with a lot of rave sluts, throw up some EDM song. It doesn't actually matter if you like the song, you knobs.
>>769240230
good advice. you all probably looking for one nighters only anyway, your profile can be fake as fuck as long as it attracts chicks you'd like to bang.
>>769240077
How do you do it? Do you go out for dates and stuff or do you message them and make it clear to the point you just want sex and hookups?
>>769240339
Tinder threads are lame because it doesn't work like that. Every single person is different. It's not just a copy paste until some girl comes and sucks your dick. If that's your hope, there's a reason you guys can't get it to work.
>>769240230
Exactly. Don't pick some introvert shit you listen to by yourself either. Pick something that the type of girl you're looking for would want her guy to listen to.
>>769240421
No but I was simply curious on his techniques and how he does it, if it's successful for him there's no harm in learning how he does it and trying to repeat for the same results.
And sometimes, it genuinely is a copy and paste, as I know and have friends who literally message every match the same shit cheesy pick up line and eventually one of the girls links their numbers and he is fucking that night.
>>769240557
>and eventually
Yeah, starting with some cheesy pick up line isn't the same as "how do you do it, bro?" Have some personality, it's not hard.
Does anyone else have a problem with the spotify top artists not showing up on tinder? I keep refreshing the page in the settings menu but it keeps showing up as 0 top artists. How much fucking music do I need to listen to for it to work?
I use Apple Music not Spotify, and Tinder doesn't work with Apple Music.
>>769240621
Eh? I was asking him how he does it, whether he uses a pick up line or actually talks to them.
Also, wouldn't using a pick up line be the opposite of having a personality, since it's a copy paste?
Regardless I've had success with tinder, just not as much as him, hence why I wanted to know why or how he does it
>>769240717
No one looks at it anyway.
>>769240789
I do ;_;
>>769240779
You're dense. Keep doing you.
>>769231673
Change to
"I will float your boat and have work experience to prove it."