The most pervert thing you've done.
-Hey /b
I was thinking today, its been really long since i've done anything perv. dont know if I grew up or what, but I used to be really perv before.
What 've done so far:
-I once stayed at my cousins place, I stayed in her room on another bed (I was 15, she was 10). She is/was a really heavy sleeper, so I masturbated next to her, got up and toched her mouth with my penis, Im still sooo amazed she didnt woke up. I came on a sock and smeared some of my jizz on her lips and cheecks. Felt really scared that she would notice next morning, but she didnt.
-Same cousin, diferent place, we were sleeping on a bunker bed and I slowly started to undress her, striped my pants, and masturbated on her face again, she sliped one of her legs outside the bed and so I masturbated on her bent knee, I smell her pussy and touched her ass, yes, she never woke up, I didnt jizzed on her this time tho, felt like I crossed a line there, hahaha.
- I also have stolen many underware from my female friends (And my cousin also), I would always steal 2, one for keeping and the other one I would return after I've already cummed one em.
I've also have groped many female drunk friends, havent been caught so far.
Thats the top of my mind, I think I have masturbated on my cousins clothes more times in the past but I dont remember very well. Havent done anything like that in a while, not really sure why (I always wonder if my cousin is still such a deep sleeper as before huh)
So /b, Im sure you have done way more pervy things than I have. Have you?
Good pervert. Like to hear more
>>710507513
when I was between 10 and 15, my latina babysitter (se was 18 ) was use to make me eat her pussy.
I sometimes go out at 3 am or so to steal panties. Honestly flats have a higher chance of having exposed panties than most houses
>>710508003
Nothing more? She would never blow you at least?
>>710508133
nope...it was like a "game"
she was use to pretend to sleep and let me lick her.
Sometimes the pussy some times her feet (I can still taste the feeling)
She was hot...as a latina can be if you know what I mean.
>>710507513
Licking the panties of my best friend's sister. He has never found out. I slept in her room when I was staying over. Went through all her drawers and found a worn panties.
Never came so hard
>>710507513
> Took gf to the bathroom with me every time I needed to piss to make her drink it
> Fucked her on a restaurant table one evening in the city center when we were in Vienna
> Had her deepthroat me in a porch near the red light district
> Fingered her in a glas elevator going up to the platforms at the central station
> Fucked another one on the street next to the main inroad to that same red light district
> Made a gf blow me in a porch while dressed up like a whore, then had her trail me back home with cum covering her face and upper chest
>>710508654
lucky you /b
>>710507513
I lived in Korea for 7 years and many Asian toilets are not designed to flush toilet paper (yes i know thats disgusting) and my apartment was very old, so the plumbing was unable to handle toilet paper. I had my Korean girlfriend's smokin hot sister over after we all went hiking together. I rushed to the bathroom first and emptied the trash under the guise that I wasnted to clean up before we had a guest over. Her sis went into the bathroom after me and obv wiped her cunt and threw the tissues away, which i knew would happened. The wait was like an eternity but they had to go take care of some stuff and I opted to stay home, where I spent the next two hours or so absolutely abusing my cock to the smell of her 10/10 sisters sweaty pussy. No regrets tbh.
>>710507513
I regularly feed my seed to my little sister whenever I get a chance cum in her food sneakily.
Watching her eat it gets me harder than anything.
Also it feels good to know I nurture her well.
>>710507513
>was on vacation with my gfs family in Brazil
>her, her mom, her dad, her sister, and me
>mom and dad went out to buy fruits and shit
>gf went to take a shower
>sister was sunbathing on the balcony
>went into sisters room and sniffed her bikini from the day before
thats the most recent perv thing at least maybe not the most
>>710507513
I was a guys diaper slave for a while. That was pretty perverted.
Tbh though I've done lots of perverted things. I've been servicing men and gloryholes since I was 12. I'm 24 now though. AMA I guess
>>710509869
12 years of gloryhole service? Have a medal for dedication. But why did you do it though?
>>710509869
>servicing men and gloryholes since I was 12.
Are you a Cambodian sex slave or something?
>>710510040
>>710510267
kek thanks, 12 years of being a fucktoy too ;P
Well I've watched hardcore porn since I was 11 and knew I was a bisex faggot. I've been obsessed with anal and the ass since I was like 7. One day I noticed someone had cut a gloryhole into the toilets up a backstreet in my city and it went from there.
As for the diaper, I had never tried it and he was offering to try it with me. I had time off work so I tried it. I think its the degrading factor. Also nah I'm a white brit
>>710510371
Where does one even find gloryholes?
>>710510646
In H games.
>>710510669
You got me there. Kek
>>710510371
How much AIDS do you have?
>>710510646
You can try stuff like CL, backpage, squirt, hell just google gloryholes and your location.
So the toilets ran into funding issues and then a gloryhole was cut into one and It went from there. I just waited and waited until someone stuck their cock through and tried it
The most perverted thing I did was go out into the woods during the summer and let mosquitoes bite my cock. Didn't get a swarm like I thought I would, was late summer.
>>710510802
Funnily enough I've never caught an infection APART FROM the cold. That being said I've been tested regularly since I was 15 and a lot of men I've been with are/were family man types who go back to a partner or their partner joins in
i dunno, either taking pics of my sister undressing or stealing their panties. probably the pics.
>>710507513
Dude, I hope that you are trolling, this is seriously abnormal and border-crossing behaviour. Don't youfeel any guilt about this?
>>710511107
what are you waiting to post them?
>>710511368
lol this is 4chan, what a fag
i once fingered a 14yo standing in a school bus. story?
>>710511500
Sure
>gf was at college
>hanging out in her room waiting for her to be done for class
>take big titted room mates bra out of drawer and rub it on my cock while I jerk off
>don't cum in in tho
>also regularly smell and jerk off with mother in law and sister in laws underwear when I go to their house
>hamper is in bathroom so I pretend i'm shitting
>still too scared to cum in any of it and get caught
>>710507513
Just went to a dominatrix or prostitute, who specializes in G-spot and urine. I am 20, she peed on me, and made me lick her asshole to finally finish me off with a finger in my ass and jerking me off. Was good, now i know i don´t like urine sex or elder women.
>>710511542
alright gonna take a while tho im stoned and not pretyped
>>710507513
Post pics of cousin or it didn't happen.
>>710511409
i aint gon post shit
I have a permanent hidden camera installed inside of my Girlfriends sisters bedroom. thats about the worst thing I've done.
>pretty normal stuff i guess
-light voyeur/creep (never pics though)
-jerked into my sisters friends ugg boot while they were in the basement ... later i remember hearing her say "uh my boots wet" almost heart attacked
>>710511622
Cool, checked dubs btw.
>>710507513
>bunker bed
Is this your cousin OP?
>>710511741
>uh my boots wet
tell her you accidentally sneezed in it
>>710512122
she was a petite blonde and like 16, im assuming i blew a huge load
>>710509456
Betafag
I would use a mirror under the bathroom door and watch my cousin get naked and into the shower
Licked my cousin ass
We went on the backyard in hidded place and i told her to take her pants off.
She didn't liked it but she never opposed.
The housecleaner caught us some times but she never said anything.
>>710512271
got any pics of the boots?
>>710512537
what if you were the girl cousin and she was the boy and did that to you?
>>710507513
Me and a friend went on a train to another city it was full with people and summer at a stop there came a woman in with 2 sons and a friend. The woman with her sons stand before me in a dress i rubbed my fingers on her leg first since she said nothing i went up to her pussy and rubbed but after a minute her friend found a place where they could sit down
i was 16
>>710508003
>needing a babysitter when you're 15
Also how did she stay 18 for 5 years?
>went upstairs at a party to sleep.
>the only place I find is a double bed with a passed out chick in it
>start jacking off
>undress her
>use her hand to jack off
>rub pussy
>it gets wet
>fuck her
>cum on her face
>leave her like that and find an uncomfotable place to sleep
>>710511622
>be me, 16
>its winter, pretty cold outside
>waiting for my school bus at the stop
>always crowded in winter, they even had to send multiple busses
>bus arrives, door opens
>have to press myself in like in those japanese trains
>stand next to cute redhead, around 14
>my front is pressed against her back
>thatass.jpg
>she doesnt seem to mind tho
>stand like this for a minute or two,
>suddenly, she starts moving her ass a bit from left to right
>oh shit
>get boner immediately, cant hide it
cont.
>>710513162
I wish i was you now.
>>710507513
I once molested a girl with Down syndrome.
I go in women's toilets...if noticed I play dumb like I meant the men's, if not I will listen to them poo and wee. I Have taken photos in the past.
When I use public bathrooms I like to cum on the door handle.
I have touched my mam whilst she slept
I tried fucking my Jack Russell dog...ass was too small.
When my busty old auntie gives me a hug I love my hand and let it run across her boob as she pulls away.
Oh I love old busty women in their 60/70's
>>710513247
Hurry up faggot
>>710512683
Fun fact: she started it, i guess she regreted it afterwards , story too long tho, tell me if you wanna know.
P.S.: i didn't lick her asshole, i licked her buttcheeks, her asshole was poopy.
>>710508925
Asian girls have the best pussy. Lucky you anon.
>>710513247
yeah hurry up
have two sisters, when i was a teenager i used to dress in their clothes and go through the laundry basket, put one pair of their underwear on, another wrapped around my cock for masturbating and another pair over my face and go to town on myself
Had a gf who was a heavy partier/drinker. Sometimes after she conked out I would use vibrators to make her orgasm over and over. Loved to watch her belly and thighs tremble, and her pussy and asshole throb and pulsate. Record was 33 in about 2 hours.
Knocked up my cousin. I was 15 when I spent the night at my cousins and her husbands place (female 25). They had reacently gotten married and were trying for a kid. Thing is, they were trying for a long time with no effect. So we were all drinking, having a good time, till she called it a night. Husband fell asleep on the couch after some movies, while she had went to their room. I snuck in (she's a heavy sleeper after booze) and she had her ass sticking out over the bed. I pulled down her pajamas and played with her pussy and basically made out with her asshole for while. She had beef curtains so I wrapped them around my dick and starter jerking off. Just before I came, I went in balls deep and gave her the biggest load I ever produced. She ended up concieving that night. Fast forward 2 years, and her kid looks just like me. But considering me and her husband look somewhat alike (both brown) she doesn't suspect a thing.
>>710513247
>put my hands a bit on her ass
>squeeze
>she presses herself more onto me
>theres 50+ people in that bus but its dark and crowded as fuck
>bus driver is like 1.5 meters away
>she turns a bit to the side so my hands end up near her crotch
>idea.jpg
>slide my hand under her jacket
>feel her warm belly
>can feel her moaning, you know what i mean
>slide my hand into her jeans
>right on top of her pussy
>rub her pussy a bit
told you itd take a while fags
>>710511682
Younger sister, I'd assume? Did you record? Ever catch her masturbating?
>>710514088
Are you on a phone? We can't deal with this wait
Damn man, you fucked up in the head yo
>>710513581
i was asking how would you feel about that scenario anon, not scolding you lol
>>710514018
God's work!
>>710507513
>> Once jerked off into my friends brothers shoe
>>710514240
For which reason?
>>710512899
Latina roastie magic
>>710513964
Details, please!
>>710512899
In latin american culture its common to have housesitters that also take care of your retarded kids. I'm latino too but didnt ever had a house/babysitter, was taught to take care of everything by myself since 10 y/o, I know of a lot of people that had a housesitter when they where younger tho.
>>710514018
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Toward the end of my residency, I prescribed muscle relaxers to a nurse I worked with because she was having trouble sleeping. I walked into the bunk room one day and found her passed out. I'd wanted her since the moment I laid eyes on her, so I licked, kissed, and nibbled her tits, while jerking off. When I was done, I took a pic of her tits, then buttoned her back up and left.
>>710514425
I am making a poll on the faggot percentage on /b/ :P So?
>>710507513
Staying the weekend at my daughters. Her Husband's niece lived there. Hot and 17. They had to be gone overnight and I took the chance to prowl nieces bedroom. Thong on bed. Saw cream on crotch. J/O with them after sniffing them and dumped huge jizz onto crotch. She came in a few minutes later to get dressed for work. Saw her flash across hall to bathroom and she was wearing them. Had to still be covered with jizz. Never said a word but goes out of her way to stay in touch.
>>710514088
>now, i didnt have that much sex at that time yet so this was already amazing
>my mind is like fuck it
>slide back a bit and under her panties
>feel her pussy with just a bit pubic hair
>put a finger between her lips
>feel her clit
>try to put a finger in her tight pussy
>shes soaking wet tho so it slides right in
>my hands were pretty cold from outside and i cant even begin to describe how hot her pussy felt
>finger her for a few minutes, nobody really notices
>inbetween bus stops i slow down a bit but its a long drive
>this continued 3 times throughout the winter, never saw her again
thats it fuckers
>>710514570
Can't right now, got to go, but what do you want to know? I'll tell details next time this topic is posted, or maybe start a new thread myself.
>be 15
>sister passed out drunk
>play with her tits and pussy
>jack off in pants
>came buckets
did it two more times. it was awesome
>>710509053
That's awesome man, how old was she when you started doing it? growing girls need lots of cum
I've been feeding cum to my wife's 3 little sisters since the were 10, 12 and 13. I put in their food whenever they stay over, watching them gobble it up is the best
>>710507513
tied my ankles together
put on cock ring and tied balls very tightly
blindfolded
put in inflatable buttplug on maximum bearable size
put nippleclamps on the top of the nipple(hurts the most)
handcuffed myself, set release of the lock on 45 min
>couldn't cum because of cock ring
>hurt extremely much because of tied cock and balls and nipples
>came only from anal afterwards
>ate all the cum
>>710514761
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So, what you said is false because you posted it here :^)
>>710515277
r u a wizerd?
>>710514987
>this continued 3 times throughout the winter, never saw her again
she killed herself because you wouldn't stop molesting her.
>>710515141
i actually did this
>say somethiong you ACTUALLY DID now
>>710514877
Ok, then
Put in ther that i would have moaned like a little girl and sucked his dick all night long while screaming "OHHH YEAH IM A HUGE FAGGOT FK MY PUSSSSEYYYYY" and then kill my self
Also no need for poll /b/ is 100% faggot
>I was 17 at the time
>hanging out at my friends house
>his little sister had her friend over, 13 at the time
>huge tits for a 13 y/o
>sisters friend fell asleep on the couch
>friend and i take her tits out of her tank top
>we play with her tits and suck each other off
>we both came at the same time on her tits
>we take turns licking the cum off
>9 years later still jack off to the memories
I messed up. I was standing at a stall with a tv-screen, tv was showing a hot chick. I hadn't been masturbating for a month, so I got so horny I lost track of my surrounding. My hand went inside my pants, touching my dick. All of the sudden two guys appear behind me, start touching my butt. Fingers sliding in between my cheeks, hand on the front. One hand is feeling up my belly and going upwards. They grab my throat and lead me to a slightly more secluded area. They take off my pants, lube my ass up. The first guy with a smaller cock (still really big) put his dick in, and I moan so hard. The bigger guy is holding my legs up in the air, letting the other guy fuck me for a while. He cums, and say something like "it's your turn now". The bigger guy puts me down on the floor, starts pulling my legs to put me in position for him.
The other guy takes hold of my throat again, puts some kind of small dark bottle in front of me, tells me to inhale and hold my breath, or else. I do as he tells me, and this rush of heat fills my body and soul. I feel an incredibly large penis thrusting against and inside of me. I don't even know what's going on anymore. I just went in for a piss.. He fucks me so hard it feels like I'm being filled all the way to my chest. He cums, and they both leave me shaking on the floor, I think I'm rubbing my cock.
The big guy asks me if they want me to leave the door open for more guys.. wth just happened.
>>710515494
kek
nah this was over a course of months, she smiled at me when we werent close and she initiated most of the time. i just moved the city so i never saw her again
>>710510973
why
just why
Fapping in a swimming pool locker room.
Or peeping above the shower walls when camping and the shower were shared.
>>710511368
Get out
>>710515620
lmao, hot man, you're quite the degenerate faggot. hmu with a way to contact you so we can discuss more
>>710515685
>we take turns licking the cum off
Nigga u gay
I fucked a pie once.
>>710507513
I followed this woman on her way home from work. She was really hot, so I knocked her out and fucked her real hard heheh. I chopped her body up and put it in a suitcase, then I threw it in the sea. I don't think she ever noticed what I did even to this day kek ;) I'm a pretty craft pervert if I may say so myself.
>>710515905
I mean, I love big titties, tight pussies, and throbbing cocks, but yeah you're not wrong, this is /b/ after all.
After highschool me and a group of friends went to the Carribean for a week
I roomed with a tall white girl who I always wanted to fuck but I am short and asian so that was never a thing
Since I had the key to our room too, sometimes I would go back up saying I wanted to nap
I would open her suitcase and take out her heels, body-con dresses, bras, and panties
Then proceed to dress up in her clothes (they fit becasue shes taller) and fap in her swim suits
mfw when she would wear a swim suit I came in got me so hard
>>710516025
10/10 briliant
Oh man..
-fucked 2 of my maids (separately) 1 was 16. Was 26 that time. Philippines. We have maids yes. That girl though is still one of the tighest, cleanest pussy and sexiest body ive ever had to this day. Virgin but horny. Had her for about 2 months til my mom found out and had me kick her out. Still saw her at motels a few times.
-been playing sniff lick and grind w my girl best friend since we were 8yo all the way to 10. Pretty much my first pussy. Got it from watching r rated movies and decided to try it.
-taught my 12yo cousin how to make out when they stayed over for the holidays. Made her touch me all over but she would only let me rub her pussy over her panties. I was 24.
-had a "relationship" w a prostitute (basically sex but free) and my high was fucking her all night, drive to my then-gf without cleanijg up and fuck her. Ahh the thoughts in my head. I was about 26-28 or something.
-picked up a young sweet looking prostitute w my guy friend. Went to different rooms after, my girl turns out to be a guy...though a very cute looking girl, i said fuck it and just let him/her blow me til i came. Turns out the little shit was 15. Didnt tell anyone about it.
-got drunk during college field trip, went room to room asking girls for sex, most laughed and said go to sleep, some slammed the door, 2 were willing. 1 was my teacher. And no it wasnt at the same time.
-many many more ahhh what great years.
>>710507513
>go to friend's birthday party at a uni shared student house
>meet hot asian chick
>yellowfever.jpg
>she leaves party with another guy
>be sad
>she lived in the house and had her own room that she had given me permission to sleep in
>go to the bedroom after the party is over
>instantly raid underwear drawer
>find a small dildo hidden amongst pantys
>still smells like pussy
>masturbate in her bed at least 4 times that night and cum on her sheets
>>710507513
Titty fucked my girlfriend's youngest sisters bra.
Also gave her other sister a bracelet that I used as a cock ring and came buckets multiple times while wearing it. She really liked it a lot.
Also I flirt with my gfs mom all the time because she is thirsty for my dick.
Planning on sliding my hands on her ass for a quick grab the next time she wants to hug me.
>>710507513
>be me
>work like a babysitter to got money, needed it.
>have to take care of a 6 year old girl
>parents leaves the house
>i am lazy, so i let her go around the house
>go upstairs, open mi laptop, watch porn and jerk off
>i thought the door was locked but she opened it, and she saw my cock
>the little blonde girl asked.
"why are you doing that? i saw you through the window"
>dontknowwhattosay.jpg
>she came closer to see
>"Nope", i covered my boner with sheets
>Send her down to watch tv
She never said something. I guess she forgot.
>>710507513
You're getting louder with crowder! :D
You guise, its up on youtube! :O
Stop being perverts!
>>710516790
should have let the little slut watch
>>710516947
I was kinda scared, because her dad is friend of a cop.
>>710513247
go on
>>710516477
fag
>>710507513
I lived with 2 girls in an apartment. There were a ventillation hole under the bathroom door and the landlord put a tape on it. I cut a hole on that tape and I had the perfect peep hole. I watched them shower abd I fapped like crazy. good times.
>>710517009
>>710516790
prob could have got a bj that day anon
>At a camp
>Boys and Girls slept over the same tend (we had just 1 for 3 persons)
>I Slept on the left, a friend (girl) slept just at my right
>Deep dreamer
>Move my hand to her body, touch her ass and then stop... then touch her ass again and in that way till i get hotter
>Want to go even far, start to put my hand inside her pants
>felt her panty, took away my hand
>I repeated that like 4 more times till i wanted more
>move her so she was over my body, we were hugging
>move my hand inside her pants and her panties, touched her naked ass
>move my hand even deeper, felt her pussy... was wet
>rub her pussy, took away my hand and taste it
>let her at my right again, and then the morning came
>>710513964
>>710515040
Did she ever suspect?
>>710513331
> I will listen to them poo and wee.
My fucking god!
>>710511543
Any pictures of the underwear anon or cock tributes to the underwear?
>>710507513
I rub my cock over my housemates' toothbrushes on a semi regular basis
>>710517177
A friend of mine has a sister, she is like 7 o 8, i dont care but, he left her on my house on night, my grandma was on the other room watching tv, the little slut was on my room, i was like 14, i had a boner and told her to put it on her mouth, that it was tasty. She did it like for 4 seconds, just the tip, she smiled, i said
>Again, deeper.
She said "no" with that smile on her face. I said:
>This is our secret.
>>710514987
>>710515722
ever talk to he or was it purely fingering?
>>710515685
>years later still jack off to the memories
I love reading those fucked up stories.. It makes me think I'm not a fucking weirdo. Tho I had some moments, too :)
Chatted up my nephews 12 year old girlfriend
Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever done
>dick
>>710517792
>Chatted
that's it?
>>710515685
>>710515905
Well them sucking each others off might have been a hint aswell
>Back in sophomore year of HS
>have cute friend who I'm deathly attracted to
>she's like 15
>steal her lip balm in class when she doesn't notice
>one of those Eros egg things
>take it to the bathroom with me
>fap and cum into the cap and all over the lip balm
>put it under the hand dryer and make sure it dries completely
>go back to class and put it back on her desk without her knowing any better
>Watch with sick satisfaction as she rubs the lip balm all over her mouth
>do this with her lip balm, pen caps, anything I know she likes to put in her mouth
>one time I even came in my breakfast bagel and gave it to her, saying I wasn't hungry
>she thanked me
>came mentally
Did this like 10 more times before I felt too guilty to continue
>>710517585
dam what a little tease lol
>Be me
>17 years old virgo
>Being kind of fuckboy, tho never fuck any
>Get involved with friend's ex
>Get to a party she went to
>Have alot of alcohol with her, tho felt nearly nothing
>The party is over, go to home fuckers
>Forgot to mention, the party was far far away from both our homes
>Go back with her
>One vodka still remains unopened
Do you want me to continue?
Groped a couple girls that I was close with. One was a crush the other was my ex.
Also several days ago at this Halloween party at my job one of the servers in this hot as fuck pink power ranger dress thing spilled her drink on me, said sorry and gave me a big hug and smiled while I grabbed her ass. So that was nice
>>710518044
hot as fuck
i bet she loved that bagel
You people need therapy.
>>710518395
and a good one too
>>710518460
A good therapy?
>>710517918
Until she takes it any further, yup
>>710518645
Arguing abaout grammar in a thread full off people who jerk off with their sisters dirty undies. Is high horses really the approach you wanna try here?
>>710516783
I did that with my wife's sister's bra too!
Stole my uncle's dirty underwear and masturbated sniffing it
>>710518055
I didn't feel nothing really, i said "Deeper" for that reason.
>>710518645
Therapist
>>710518840
He's got a point.
I've noticed that there are a lot of people here that get pissed off at grammar/spelling mistakes. I mean, it's /b/. It's not getting archived.
>>710507513
tried to sneak pics of a super hot teen in the shower by holding my phone under the wall
the pics were shit, i actually took pics of the 45 year old in there, their feet looked familiar
im also pretty sure the girl noticed it because she was very unfriendly in the coming time
>>710507513
licked the balls of my friends father when he was asleep on the couch.
>>710507513
I bought the worn gym socks off of 13 year old girls so I could devour them while I masturbated huffing their smell and fucking one of their socks.
>>710511682
we need details
>>710511682
Pic or didnt happen
>>710517743
>710515494
not a word. that was the beauty of it
>>710514932
Lucky, in so many ways...
Ur fucking sick
I just came in my daughter's shoes does that count.
>>710518083
Yes
>>710519924
yes
you ever cum in her panties?
>>710519924
Pic's or it didn't happen.
>>710518083
YES
>>710519957
Oh yeah. I even used to share with a friend.
>>710519964
Little late for that
>>710507513
>fucking a dildo
>while fucking a flesh light
>while wearing a horse mask
>while doing dumbbell curls
>while listing to rammsteins pussy,rick roll,pussy controll,hemans hey etc
>pulled out
>came on my cousins panties
>and the wall
At my first retail job employee lockers were in the back office area right next to where management would work. There was a rear cubicle that was never assigned to anyone so I'd go there for peace and quiet during lunch. Once I realized no one ever went back there I started taking stuff from female coworkers' lockers--looking for win on their phones, that sort of thing. One girl had a pullover in her locker that was always at the bottom buried beneath stuff, forgotten. I used it as a cumrag for a couple months, jerking off in that empty cubicle. I used it nearly a dozen times; by the time I stopped it was dry, crispy, stained yellow.
>>710519750
True, makes it even better
>>710520131
>mfw
>>710520130
Pics of her?
>>710520341
She's 13 so no I'm not posting pics sorry
>>710520130
wish i was your friend lol
how old is she?
>>710520376
faggot full of lies.
>>710520376
you should cum in her food
>>710520158
Did you get any wins off their phones?
>>710520405
13
>>710520514
Never done that. Her toothbrush yes.
>>710520621
Sage, calling bullshit on the neckbeard.
>>710520621
I used to cum on my young sister in law's toothbrush but she started complaining about it the bristles being rock hard all the time
I just cum in her food and panties now, she's never noticed
Sniffed my hot cousin's dirty thong. It smelled really clean, actually. 14.
Fingered my grandma while she fell asleep. She woke up and said it felt good. Lol... Wtf. 16.
Back in high school I stayed overnight at a friend's house. We were up playing vidya when his sister came home, massively drunk, and went to bed. About an hour after she went to bed my friend told me to follow him and be quiet. We went to her room and she was passed out. I stayed at the door while he spoke to her, nudged her, shook her shoulder; there was no response. So once he was sure she was out he waved me in. She was dressed in just a shirt. We lifted it up, played with her tits and pussy, put our cocks in her mouth. I came on her chest and stomach; he came on her pussy, then wiped his cock on her lips. He cleaned her off with one of her dirty shirts from the hamper. He told me he got to do that to her at least once a month. I stayed over a few times after that but never had another shot at her...... huge regrets there
>>710520735
Never had that problem. Probably because she rinses it before she puts it in her mouth.
I pretty much softcore raped a passed out girl
>senior year of high school
>been fapping over this one girl for the past two years
>latina with big delicious ass
>senior trip to some kayaking place
>all the girls and guys get in bathing suits
>her ass is about to break her bottoms
>literally stare the whole trip at her ass
>she notices
>lol dont care keep staring
>go home that day and have the fap of my life
>fast forward to graduation
>party at this one girls house
>most seniors are there besides the goody goody ones who don't party
>we all have tents in the girls big backyard to sleep in
>latina shows up in tight booty shorts
>salivating.png
>try to ignore it and enjoy the night
>around 2am people start heading out to the tents
>some start sleeping others stay up the whole night and just chill around the bonfire in the middle of the backyard
>im at the bonfire and this girl asks if i can check on latina to see if shes up
>unzip tent opening and zip up behind me quietly
>see her passed out on the tent floor
>her ass is right there
>go for a light rub
>feelsgoodman
>dont have my phone on me so i cant take pics
>decide i have to take advantage
>start groping her ass
>shes passed the fuck out
>start grinding my dick against her butt
>whip out dick and continue grinding
>shove my face in her ass
>try to put dick in her mouth
>she starts moving around so i stop
>start moving my dick up and down her lips
>feelsgoodman
>literally about to cum and it's only been like a minute
>horny teenage hormones take over and i slide my dick inbetween her lips and into her mouth
>she starts moving around again
>slowly pump my dick on her tongue
>feelsfuckingamazingman
>pull out and cum in the corner of the tent
>clean up and head back to the fire
>no she's not up
>worry the whole night that im gonna be found out
>next morning she wakes up and is acting normal
>i got away with it
>go home after party and fap again while i still remember the feeling
>>710520538
Only one girl had win and I don't have it anymore (this was about ten years ago). It was bizarre and turned me on so much--they were pics of her breastfeeding her newborn. I don't know why she took them but seeing her tits was nice.
>>710507513
>The most pervert thing you've done.
I go to furry cons just to fuck bitches.
>>710520847
cum on anything else?
how long have you been doing it?
>>710520921
>pretty much softcore raped a passed out girl
>softcore rape
>rape
>>710507513
Drugged a friend and raped her. i think she suspected something because she acted weird for a while, we're still friends now though
>>710520983
They have girls there?
>>710521135
what did you drug her with?
>>710521126
Mostly just shoes, panties. Worst I ever did was cum on her feet when she was sleeping but that was 2+ years ago.
>>710520983
Neat.jpg
Fingered my mom while she slept. Also tried to finger another cousin but got scared off before I could. Tried to finger a second cousin and she woke up; she didn't tell on me but I don't talk to that side of the family any more.
>>710521269
How does she dress at home? Is she dating yet?
>>710521156
Common muisconception seems to be that furries are all gay males.
Actually it's dominantly bi or straight. Yes there are a lot of girls there. Also drunk and horny girls. No, not only fat whales.
>am engaged
>Dozens of gigs of my future sister in law creep videos.
>Down blouse, upskirts, short shorts
>Most taken while fiancé or plenty of other family members are around
>Have sniffed her used panties and work out shorts when no one was around
>Have fucked more guys than girls.
>Sucked BBC, white, Asian, latino dick. They sucked me too
>Have taken BBC loads in mouth
>Fucked Asian trap twink for years
>Fucked black male ass
>Tried to take BBC in my hairy ass. Couldn't
>Molested m cousin when we were kids
>Masturbate to all my cousins and a lot of aunts. Would fuck all of them off they let me.
>>710507513
Live with younger step-bro. Short but has big penis (can see bulge every time he wears PJs). When he's out, wear his PJs to see if my bulge as big = nope
>>710520921
I actually wonder how often stuff like this happens. I always hear that like 1 in 4 women will be sexually assaulted in their lifetimes and think "Bullshit". Then I remember that I felt up or fingered at least 5 very drunk women in college and straight up fucked a passed out girl bareback my junior year. I'm pretty sure she never knew. Or if she did she didn't know who.
>>710521377
No dating. She's chubby, white, wears glasses, awkward as hell. Usually just wearing shorts and a tank top. No bra around the house.
>>710521377
>>710521269
you should cum in her food before she gets it from little douchebag
>>710507513
I stalked a hot jock once in high school. Followed him all the way to the cube one day and intentionally placed my ear on the wall so I can hear his fart and how he poop. Needless to say, how hard my cock was that day when I masturbate next to him. I even waited for him to finish pooping just so I don't miss any. No homo.
>>710521516
how are her tits?
>>710521576
homo,homo,homohomohomohomo
>>710521516
Aside from cumming on her feet, you ever touch her while she sleeps? Get a hand on those plump little tits?
>>710521576
FAGGOT
i groped a girls ass at a party, she liked it, she is now my gf of almost a year
>>710521626
B cup. Puffy. Growing.
>>710521708
I sneak a touch here and there. Not so much when sleeping. But tickle and cuddle time can be fun.
>came all over my sister's dirty panties while i watched her breastfeed my nephew
>>710520983
>>710521390
So... uh... what's the next con you're going to? >:3
>>710521923
You see those little nipples harden and poke through her tank top? God I bet she's constantly creaming her panties
>>710521238
zolpidem and muscle relaxants i just cooked food and put it in hers
>>710516658
post the many more
>>710507513
DONALD!
Get off the internet and get back to the campaign!
>>710522044
I have to tell her to shower because I can smell her pussy, seriously.
Was living with my girlfriend at the time, had a female roommate downstairs
Would break into her room, take her vibrator and dirty panties and sniff them / jerk off. Cummed on her vibrator many times, cleaned it off and put it back.
Still in love with that girl
>>710522024
I want to fuck that thing.
Boner why.
>>710522275
Why on earth would you do that? Enjoy it, man
>>710522024
Nice build! Make it yourself?
>>710507513
Most perverted thing:
>fucked a girl bent over a bathroom counter, making her stare at herself in the mirror
>put it in her ass before finishing, then making her do ass-to-mouth to clean me up
nothing im a good boy
I once used a toy gun to hold up a girl with the intention of raping her in a college park at night.
Tried like 8 times before I finally got a girl alone.
Realized two things: A. I was brave enough to attempt to rape a girl instead of just talk to one and stop being a beta and B. I was so nervous I couldn't get hard like I was when thinking about this.
...so I asked for her purse. She wasnt carrying one, just a science textbook she was studying.
So I asked for that. She shrugged and gave it to me. I found a thesis paper inside and the assignment page saying it was due tomorrow.
Only thing I ever did after that was just kinky sex and getting a girl to drink my piss while she was dressed like Edward Eric.
>>710522947
Edward Elric*
>>710522061
Something like that was done to my sister and I. A friend of mine invited me over to play video games and watch movies, saying there were going to be a bunch of people (guys and girls) there. I showed up with my sister and there were only like 5 people there, no women. I thought about leaving but I'd known him for years and didn't think much of it (we did get there kind of early.). Something was put in our drinks and I'm sure you can guess what happened next.
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all sick in the head.
>Housemate's ex GF starts hanging out with our other female housie
>the ex is over for drinks with a few other friends
>me and my two best mates ended up in my room tagging
>housie hears noise but no idea who
>>710523328
Check the pasta chef!
>>710523328
hey i remember this copy pasta
>>710521516
her mom lets her run around like that?
Used to take upskirt pics/videos
Back in school
Thanks god for uniforms
Spycam all of my girlfriend in my room. Also i sniff every available panties i can find...friends, girlfriends daughters and sometime coworkers when they have their sport bag !
>>710508654
Today in things that never happened
>>710523635
She got it from her lazy ass mom
>>710523298
Did you both know what happened after? I'm curious if she thinks i raped her.
read somewhere that around 1/10 women think they have been date raped and 90% of the time its someone they knew well
>>710522566
Because beside my kink I also have to steward the child.
>>710523901
Make her shower before school, sure, but at night when its just you? Enjoy it while you can, it probably won't last long before she starts to realize she can't have her pheremones in your nose all the time
OK this is like the best Friday afternoon blow off work thread evs.
>be me 18
>go with sister to say over at her 10/10 friends apartment.
>we all get pretty drunk
>10/10 chick knew from high school and always wanted to bang - perfect ass
>she give my sister her bed and gets two sleeping bags for me and her in the living room
>crash out - wake up with a rager
>slowly sneak my hand into her sleeping bag
>feel nipples and pussy outside of pantys
>hot as hell in there - she moves and I get my hand out quick.
>pretend to be asleep
>fall asleep
>wake up she's on top of her sleeping bag - black panties fucking perfect
>slowly creep hand up ass to pussy
>wet as hell
>not sure but think she's still asleep
>fap with other hand
>start slowly working finger into her ass
>get it in there deep - fap away
>suddenly she wakes up and says Stop That !!
>pretend to roll over asleep and fake snore
>next day when we go to leave she says 'bye, but give me a super evil wink.
>fuckin whore.... ....
>>710511677
Bitch
>>710507513
held hands with a girl once
>>710507513
i put food in my ass then fed it to a friend(girl)
>>710521409
post sister in law pics
>>710515951
Was it consensual?
>>710523761
is mom a hot slut too?
>>710513331
let's here about the ds girl
Cum in my friend's 17 year old sister's shampoo, conditioner, hair products, toothbrush, etc.
>>710523866
Well after it happened they didn't really take great means to hide what they did. I don't remember it well, but I did start getting awake/lucid at one point and then don't remember what happened after that. Same with my sister.
>>710524261
Can't I'm at work but I've been dying too but probably never will. I've been coming to /b/ almost since the beginning at I know how these assholes can easily ruin a good thing
>>710507513
I got married. Twice.
>>710514765
pic?
>>710507513
I regularly fuck toasters, but I imagine other people do too.
>Pick related
>>710525172
Is that you Duke?
>>710525063
you got kik? could trade for my girlfriend
>be me, women say I have cute face, but I'm fat so I never expected this to happen to me
>taking a 13hour bus trip
>bus is half empty most of the time
>mostly niggers and shit cringey looking people
>tall, thin, redheaded girl, I'd say 6/10 but but looks hippish/drug user, nice tits
>sits down next to me, im on window side
>think to myself, "fuck now I have to sit next to someone the whole way there"
>bus ride starts, we never say anything except "Hi"
>few hours go by, it starts turning into night
>most people are asleep
>by this time she has a blanket over her, and and cuddling on me (i guess cause I'm fat and soft like a bear).
>it was comforting and warm but I didn't think anything of it
>around midnight or so I'm getting drowsy and am about to start sleeping.
>I lay my head on the pillow next to the window, and almost right after that she starts rubbing my leg
>think "oh shit, wtf is she doing?"
>get hard
>she slowly moves to my dick and is rubbing through my pants
>I start returning the favor
>at this point we're both with our pants slightly down and rubbing each other.
>she comes
>after this she goes under the blanket and gives me one of the longest and most sensual BJ's I've ever had
>come in her mouth
>she cuddles with me, still haven't said a word
>an hour later the same thing happens
>another super sensual and long bj with mutual rubbing
>come in her mouth again
>keeps slowly sucking
>can tell at this point she really like sucking my dick
>goes real slow until I get hard again and she keeps going under this blanket
>come one last time, and finally this girl falls asleep and so do I
>next morning I wake up and she's cuddling with me
>she's kissing me on the neck and cheek
>we spend the rest of the trip cuddling and touching
>never say a word
>get off the bus
>never see her again.
anybody else ever had something like this happen to them? It was hard to believe but I guess she just really liked not talking, cuddling, and sucking.
>>710513331
Tell us about the downey
>>710518083
Long awaited continue
>Talk with her dirty half of the way
>Boner.jpg
>"Hey, the river is close, wanna go there?"
>SURE
>drinking vodka, she's drunk af
>Starts to 'argue' about biology etc.
>After that, she's sitting on my D
>I catch her butt
>Gently 'rubbing' her buttcheecks
>She says "I could abuse you so much right now"
>I don't remember what I said, propably that I hadn't had any gums for my D
>She's doing these moves with her ass on my dick
>Boner harder then ever
>being a perv, whispering things I'd love to do if I had gums
>Literally didn't think about pussy licking and bjs tho
>Was trying to convince them to anal sex
>She says she'd be the worst if she agreed
>after a few hours spent I leave her at her place
>She says "You've had a plenty of hours, and didn't use it
>Leaving her and getting confused
>Returning to home with balls literally crushed with her big ass (She was not fat, just great, worked out butt)
Now I'm planning on taking gums next time I go to party with her
Probably disappointed ya :P
>>710525172
>>710525327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tSILwM0oI
>>710525172
Do you only do Kenmore, or others too? Are they always black?
I've got this white Proctor Silex whose slot gets really hot when you plug in correctly!
Sniffed my cousins dirty thong while cumming on her vibrator.
>>710525029
Hot. how did you feel about it after?
>>710507513
she was 10..
I was dogsitting for two weeks for my uncle when I invented masturbation.
I made it a challenge to cum into everything his wife uses that was whitish clear colored. All her shampoos, all her creams, some drinks. I also put my cock at the vagina spot on ALL of her clean underwears (I was madly in love with her and I was like 12)
The worst however...well might not be too bad.
Short story
>Win lottery
>be 18 who owns a fucking house bigger than my parents
>Meet 10/10, she moves in cuz abusive childhood
>Her underage sis comes with her
>Her sis rebeled alot
So few times when she was out of this world piss drunk I would strip her and jerk off while watching her and moving her unconscious body into sexual positions.
I would get bolder each time sometimes dip a finger into her
Then I aimed at her face while I was about to nut, she opened her mouth and I shot the fuckers into her mouth
She swallowed quickly and rose up coughing and coughing
I patted her back telling her she just threw up.
She would always thank me the day after
>>710524229
Fucking degenerate
>>710525603
forgot pic
>>710524100
Well we also do her laundry :)
>>710524927
Her mom is a lush who takes it up the butt if that's what you mean.
>>710525603
Only kenmore. I chose this one because it's lightweight, and has excellent grip.
>>710525459
Thank you google translate eh? hecking gums
>>710518044
fuck my laifu
>>710525459
gums?
>>710525896
hopefully your little girl will take it up the ass before too long
you should let her catch you masturbating
>>710525733
I can't even begin to describe the amount of self-loathing that came afterwards.
>>710525459
you total fucking faggot
>>710526128
Everybody says this but I have no idea how one would do this without it being painfully obvious.
>>710526128
Though I do hope she gets a dick up the butt before too long, or 5.
>>710526092
Guessing he means condoms? probavbly
>>710507513
I just want to say to OP, and everyone else, that it's best to stop these perverted activities, not because of feminism or shit like that, but because you start taking more and more risk to get that "thrill," and sooner or later, you WILL get caught.
sooner better than later, especially before you're legally an adult., at least in the US.
but getting caught and prosecuted as a sex offender or worse is not worth it. i'm not speaking from experience, but something i had to think a lot about. some of you fagets grew up with smart phones so creeping is so convenient, but i grew up in a time before that, and looking up skirts was done with mirrors, like tying them into your shoes or getting a plumber's mirror.
the best way to is to get /fit/ get a gf and do kinky public exhibitionist shit.
>>710526195
For some of us, that's also very hot. What do you think they did? Just use your mouth, or did they use your vagina too?
>>710525908
Does the crumb tray slide out or drop down?
>>710525459
>gums
>>710526312
ok thanks I was confused
I had a post-op tranny girlfriend a few years back. I fucked "her" fat and less attractive younger sister while she wasn't home.
>>710525016
post her pics
https://youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I
>>710526236
jerk off in the bathroom and "forget" to latch teh door so its open slightly, just a crack so she can see....thats just one way
>>710525815
how old was she?
>>710526492
or maybe let her catch you and mom fucking, is mom loud enough for daughter to hear from her room?
>>710526404
Slides.
>>710526492
>>710526779
Her mom is loud as hell and is be surprised of she hasn't heard her on some random night when she's drunk.
>>710507513
At a friends house doing some remodeling for them. Buddies at work, just me and his wife at the house. Shes gotten flirty over time. She hops in shower. Set up some material and tools with both of my phones recording outside shower door. Go outside. Catch perfect vid of her goin to bedroom naked. Next trip I jerked off into one of her thongs while watching video while she was outside. We talk quite a bit now, and I'm gonna fuck her one day while he's at work. He's become a shit friend so I really don't feel bad.
>>710526885
>get mom drunk
>wait for daughter to go to bed and IMMEDIATELY fuck wife in the living room
>daughter can't possibly be asleep yet, has to hear what's happening, maybe comes to sneak a peek
you catch her peeking that's your chance to maybe make something else happen
>>710527196
2 am midnight, go outside, walk to crushes house, and jerk off in their backyard
>>710507513
Came in coworker's smoothie and frap.
She drank both
There's other stuff too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGZ6jSf45A
you dont wanna know
>Be me
>Be yesterday
>On an Ivy League university campus (not saying which)
>Have a fun kinky fuckbuddy
>Invite her over to campus
>She says yes
>Get her a couple of drinks
>Suggest that we go into the library
>We go in and I show her around
>Take her into the stacks
>Start making out
>She kneels down, sucks my off like a world champion
>I rub her pussy
>Turn her around
>Get her to bend over, leaning against the bookshelf of weird, obscure books
>I fuck her hard from behind in the silence of the stacks
>Both trying hard not to moan
>Fuck for maybe ten mins
>No one else shows up
>Cum hard inside her
>Felt naughty but nice
>We clean up, put clothes back on
>Walk back out into the main part of the library
>Surrounded by super preppy kids
>We do naughty giggles, sit outside together, feel good about the world.
She's such a great fuckbuddy. Always up for adventure and always willing to make my fantasies happen irl.
>>710527232
nice, big loads?
>>710507513
most perverted thing ive done by far:
>Be me 30 something icelandic villain
>Blue jumpy nigga comes to our town
>trying to make everyone eat healthy
>trying to take my sugar
>whatareyoudoing.jpg
>blue nigga best friends with this little pink nigga grill
>she's a total slut. Sucked off the mayor once
>hes been friendzoned by her for years
>he lives in this faggot ass hot air balloon
>just know that when hes up there he's jacking of to her
>hatch plan
>grab net, wait outside pink nigga house
>steal her, take her to secret lair
>fuck the shit out of her, in return for a skipping rope and an apple
> shes bouncing up and down on my sugar pop
> i take a picture and stick it all over his gay ass blimp
>fucking niggers man. Invading my town
>wearenumberone
>>710511682
I know this feel, wish I had this for my SIL
>>710527196
>>710527224
>Senior year, be TA for English teacher
>cute redhead girl also TA for that teacher
>teacher doesn't really need us that much so half of the semester we're organizing books in the library storeroom
>all alone with this girl
>jerk off on other side of shelves from her while she talks, getting off to her voice, she never knows
>>710526378
I get that. They used more than just our mouths,they used everything.
>>710524121
shhhhhhhiiit
I am 17 I have a hot 16 year old redhead cousin who comes to stay for a while in the summer. We usually go to the mall or beach. It was raining one day so we stayed home to watch the notebook (her choice not mine). She sort of fell asleep. I undressed her, she has one of the most beautiful body's I have ever seen. I sucked on her nipples for a while. Then I started to fuck that pussy of hers. I came in her. Don't think she ever found out best thing I have ever done
>>710527577
how many loads do you think ended up inside you that night?
>>710527350
Yes, I made sure of it.
I was able to watch her drink the smoothie.
Dripped cum all over one's pasta
Also let some precum get all over another one of her snacks
>>710527577
Did you sever links with these friends, or still see them? Are you afraid it will happen again?
>>710527728
awesome, i do that whenever i can to my sister in law.
whenever i know she's hanging out at our house i offer to bring dutch bros or something home for her and my wife, and I pull over on the way home and jerk a big load inter her drink. Watching the dumb sluts drink your cum without any idea is soooo gooood
>>710527355
dubs dont lie
>>710527689
I honestly have no idea, I can't even guess.
>>710527758
Sort of? I still see them because they're good friends with many of my friends, but I do try to avoid them when I can.
>>710528087
how do you feel about me jerking off to you describing this?
>>710527157
That's doable but I don't see where it really gets me. Maybe put a seed of a thought in her head if it isn't there already but not much else.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581aaa4bacfc2
>>710528087
i wish i was there, i would have fucked your ass
>>710527950
What has been her reaction?
I want to find something that will mix well together and they won't be too obvious.
Like with the frap, she didn't notice, but there was a whole bunch of swimming clumps floating around...it was 5 loads though over three days
>>710528087
did they use your feet at any point
>>710507513
i used the pen camera seen here to video my sister getting ready to take a shower, for 2 reasons:
1) because i wanted to see her tits,
2) so i can use the video for blackmail purposes if i need to.
and no, i will not post the video, so have a popsicle instead.
