Secrets/confessions thread round 2. let's do it!
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Secrets/confessions thread round 2. let's do it!
>>710843618
I unknowingly sexted with my mom and KIK and I didn't find out until later when I saw that some of the pictures were in our house. I assume she made the same conclusions based on me not hiding what my room looked like.
It's awkward around here.
>>710843618
NSA trying to get dirt on you thread. round 2468.
i secretly i could suck cock like op and never post any other image than his.
cars back tried to mom me in the finger
>>710843988
m8 if the NSA is reading what I post in these threads they are going to be fucking confused by the huge amount of contradictory bullshit
doubt they could even accurately guess my gender
>>710843740
Oh my... How long ago did this happen? What's your relationship with her been like since you both realized what happened?
>>710844042
me too thanks
When I was like 4 me and my older male cousin (7) would take turns sucking each other's dicks in this boat we had in the yard
>>710843740
marital status? is dad around?
>>710844236
Male. Australian.
My girlfriend's younger sister used to use me in my sleep.
Thought it was weird at first, hated it later.
Still mad/confused at myself to this day
I like to get high on anti-diahrrea pills.
>>710845107
half right
>>710845116
you are faggot.
yes, you ARE "confused". this is the sexual highlight of your entire life.
>celebrate faggot
celebrate
>>710844267
Uhh, he said awkward
>>710845187
The fantasy is nice, in real life though? Not so much.
>>710843618
>b me
>b married
>have fucked a couple hundred women
>inb4 blah blah hurr durr, I'm 53 and married 23 years, do the fucking math
>>710845294
faggot
you would probably go to the police if your high school english teacher started blowing you, faggot.
>>710845155
>I like to get high on anti-diahrrea pills.
I diarrhea to get pills on anti-high
>>710845373
Nope, that would have been consentual
>>710843618
I have a meteorite fragment from when I was a kid. It's a little hunk of metal that is WAY heavier than lead. It's my little prize because I saw the meteorite ruin a garage. My best friend and I explored the area for about an hour while the area cooled. Rural area, house was condemned so only we knew about it. We each took a piece and hauled them home in his wagon. Wagon's wheels were bent outwards by the time we got home. To this day, I keep having it secret because HAZMAT people sectioned the site off the next day... paranoid government tools. I wanted some more meteorite bits and I knew then I could not even talk about them.
WTF?! Why is every confession about jacking off in weird shit?
I've been coveting by friend's girlfriend (now wife) for ~20 years.
We used to live in the same house and I would pull her panties out of the dryer when they were drying and jack off into them, them stick them back in the dryer to continue the cycle.
Got a pretty large collection of her clothing at this time.
I've set up a camera in my bathroom for when she comes over to have drinks.
Also followed her around with a keychain cam recording her ass movements.
The best was once she came home from a workout and had to leave to go to work directly.
The panties... the sweat coupled with the pussy snot... I wish I could go back in time and relive that moment.
But yeah, I made semen ice cubes that she used for her drinks.
...then it was all ruined. We hooked up.
Married
Fell in love with girl half my age in work
She tells me she loves me
At a party on Saturday
All work is there
Openly kiss her
Phoned in sick today
>>710845486
faggot
>>710845615
I jacked off in an empty mcdonalds once, came in the till
>>710845550
that's pretty cool. I almost believe this, anon.
but get a friend with a geiger counter to check it out. you could be dead from cancer soon.
>>710845697
You were talking about a female teacher right?
>>710845824
faggot
>waaahhhh.... I got "raped" by a hot young girl waaaaaah
faggot
>>710845615
>...then it was all ruined. We hooked up.
kek
>>710843988
Conspiracy theorists need "hooked on phonics": round 4376
>>710845872
Ever had the top of a pinky finger in your peehole? Hurts dude
>>710845180
Feminine penis
>>710845107
>role reversal
well played
>>710845909
True story.
Doesn't matte if you believe, but the hook up destroyed the ... jack off fuel. Does that make sense? It does to my libido.
>>710845788
>but get a friend with a geiger counter to check it out. you could be dead from cancer soon.
Thanx. Now I'm worried. I'm now going to put it out in my garage. You have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to move that dense little hunk of metal? If it is hot, I'll never forgive myself for my little brother getting a tumor that nearly killed him and both our cats dying of feline leukemia.
Took goth chick on a date back on day. Late night we ended up at a grave yard that had super old stones from early settlers. Thought she would dig this type of thing. Had mexican for lunch, belly starts grinding and gurgling, i tell her to hold up a second as I run over to the wood line and drop the gnarliest shit milk shake. Wiping my ass with leaves and getting shit palmed, and every time i wipe i shit even more, 20 mins later shes in a panic assuming she was about to be chopped to peices.
>>710845958
Dude you haven't raped her and bashed her head in yet? You have weak disgusting genes, you don't deserve to call yourself a man. Please don't breed.
>>710846144
Why is that though? I'm not saying your story is fake, but I don't get why you just gave up after you hooked up with her.
>>710846292
She might've enjoyed you shitting in her mouth. You missed a great opportunity anon, goth chick=daddy issues=kinky shit=enjoy being shat on. Could've killed 2 birds with one stone...she would probably enjoy watching that too...
>>710846301
Too late for that. Got her mum preggers(this was consentual)
>>710846184
>my little brother getting a tumor that nearly killed him and both our cats dying of feline leukemia.
there's your answer right there, anon
>you don't need the geiger counter any more
I fed my gf's sister my cum in a protein shake. She even thanked me for it and complimented how good it was.
Tomorrow would be my gf's and my 6th anniversary. In a little more than a month it'll be 3 years since she died.
I try and pretend like I've healed and moved on but around this time of year I start hearing her voice and seeing her in the corner of my eye, always just faster than I can catch her. Logically I know it wasn't my fault but I still can't get over the guilt and I think that's what keeps me tethered to this bullshit.
I want to fuck 12-15 year old girl, badly
I've recently discovered (owing to Daughter Swap) that I enjoy watching two girls kissing with their fathers cum on their lips. Didn't know porn could be so good.
>>710846471
Because it's my best friend's wife.
Shit's fucked up.
I'm shit.
The situation is shit.
>>710846683
But I've had it for a long long time and until a few minutes ago, was in my bedroom for 3 years when I moved to my own little house. Shouldn't I be sick or maybe radiation wore off or something? My current cat was born here (ex roomie's cat's kitten) and is healthy.
>>710843618
I use to have a sexual relationship with my mom because she told me it was her responsibilities to please the son and make sure he's focused on other things besides sex.
i am a raging alcoholic. Everyone thinks I've been sober for years. 5 years, still drinking. It's gotten so pervasive I broke up with my girlfriend and barely talk to my friends and family
>>710847182
cancer happens when cancer happens
it happened to brother
it happened to cat
when will it happen to you and other cat?
>when anon?
>>710846883
Bro almost made me cry, i often image my gf dying and just to think about it makes me depressed. I can't imagine how you feel, seriously.
>>710847198
Mom did something similar when Dad left, only her reason was that I was "the man of the house." I even got a job and help pay the bills for years. Didn't stop until I left for college, 3 years after graduating high school.
>>710847198
>her responsibilities to please the son and make sure he's focused on other things besides sex.
I like the way she thinks
>greentext this faggot
>>710847067
So, to the point, she has left dirties at my request.
That was in the past.
She's changed her mind and shit.
I don't know what is going on, but cumming on her panties loses the "effect" when she's eaten my semen. It's like... A game I didn't think I'd win. I don't know how to explain the loss.
>>710847393
It's gotten somewhat better over the years but combined with seasonal depression, this time of the year is especially hard. It's definitely not an experience I'd wish on anyone .
I've been bad...
>Invite friends/co-workers over
>Little party of 6-10 people
>Serving drinks and handing out snacks
>Purposely not put out a lot of dip
>Someone eventually asks for more
>Bring dip bowl into the kitchen away from party
>Quickly jerk off and cum into dip bowl
>Mix dip and cum together and bring it back out
>Watch as people eat chips and dip
>With my cum mixed in
>Take pictures with everyone
>Some with people eating the dip
>Jerk off to pictures
I've been doing this for a few months now, the thought of people unknowingly eating my jizz turns me on so much, I can't help it...how much trouble would I be in if they found out?
>>710847726
Yes, probably many people have told you this over the yrs but she would've like you to move on.
>>710848023
>..how much trouble would I be in if they found out?
felony sexual assault and register as sex offender for life (I'm only serious), unless they killed you first.
>>710847017
Dude gross.
Sauce?
>>710848247
>>710848023
>trouble would I be in if they found out?
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/jail-297506-semen-counts.html
I've completely lost my mind and I don't care.
>>710848310
http://www.lfporn.com/daughterswap-gina-valentina-kobi-brian-beach-bait-and-switch-2/
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph578823c9452a2
>>710848457
>>710848247
>>710848023
SANTA ANA – A Fullerton man was sentenced to 180 days in jail Friday on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker’s water bottle.
Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also required Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to register as a sex offender for life – because the jury found he committed the acts for sexual gratification – and to serve three years of formal probation.
Schwarm handed down that sentence after he listened to the victim explain that the ordeal damaged her emotionally and physically. “I’ve spent many days crying and not sleeping,” she said with her voice cracking. “I feel it was a form of rape.”
Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon argued during the jury trial last month that Lallana twice “set a trap” for his co-worker at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network by discharging his semen into a water bottle she kept on her desk.
Zimmon said sexual gratification was the only reasonable explanation for Lallana's behavior and that Lallana admitted in an interview with Orange police detectives that he placed the semen-laced bottle on the co-worker's desk knowing that her lips would touch the bottle.
The woman testified she worked at Northwestern for more than four years but rarely interacted with Lallana.
The woman first became aware of something unusual in her water when she took a sip from her water bottle on Jan. 14, 2010, while she was working in Northwestern's Newport Beach branch. She testified that she immediately noticed an odd taste and then held the bottle away from her face and saw something in the water.
She said she took the bottle to a private lab, which determined the foreign substance was semen.
A subsequent DNA test confirmed that the semen was Lallana's, Zimmon said.
Madrid contended that Lallana did the acts because of his immaturity and not for sexual gratification.
>>710848457
>cum in a water bottle
What a fucking retard. Put that shit in some food or a drink that doesn't show that there are particles in the drink.
Hey are you in here? should i post it again just to piss you off? you know who you are.
>>710848994
What is it? post whatever it is.
>>710846184
obvious troll is obvious.
>>710848058
I've heard that plenty of times but, up until recently it wasn't something I really tried at. Logically I understand all that shit; that she'd want me to move on, that holding onto her for so long isn't healthy, that I didn't know it would happen, and had no way of preventing her death. But there's just that disconnect from the emotional that makes it so fuckin hard to accept.
I'm trying though. I'm finally back on meds (for Bipolar + other shit) and have been seeing a therapist and it's been getting a little easier overall. Just gotta keep on trucking I guess.
>>710848994
if you post that faggotry about your moms friend fingering you I swear to god
>>710849355
no, it's not that
>>710848617
It's a great thing to lose.
frosted butts
>>710849393
well what is it about then? I want to know now.
>>710849508
I'm kinda hoping its about me now
>>710849508
>>710849616
well now im torn if i should post it to piss off one person or not post it and piss off at least a couple
>>710849729
Just go ahead and post it anon. If you don't, can you at least tell us what it's about?
>>710849729
is it about me? if so post
>>710849837
>is it about me? if so post
How would they even know who you are? we're all anonymous here.
>>710849931
yeah but if its about me they can post it
>>710849966
I think you're missing the point, how would they even know you're the person they're thinking about.
>>710850061
she'll know.
>>710850167
I think I know who you are, and if you're the person I'm thinking about (you own too much cheese), know that >>710848994
is not me.
>>710846184
It's impossible for someone to not at least wonder if a meteorite is radioactive. Nice bait, cunt hair.
>>710850657
Dude wtf don't give away my cheese secrets like that
>>710849729
Come on anon. Share it.
>i was drunk at thenlazy river in new braunsfels and i saw this girl with huge tits in a wet shirt
>turns out she was a friend of a family friend
>later that night chat both girls up but big tits i need 2 see
>im a funny handsome dude bro
>dancing with them
>touch big tities girl while joking around to subconciously let her know we are fucking
>takes me to river at night away from bros to sit in water
>takes her shirt off.. hilt shit boner
>massive DDs hanging out pick her up make her sit on lap to keep me warm
> dumb older brother comes with his uglier girl
>anyways separate again bc he sucks at keeping the atmosphere flirty
>we end up in her tent she takes bra off i get nekked
>family friend outside drinking and dancing
>she hops on my d and i get to thrustin
>titties so big they are bouncing with force shes attacking my neck like a wombat
>here a moaning noise next to us, someones in the tent
>big tits says omg your bros in here with anondra
>im like ok...no didnt sound like your friend
>dont here moans anymore keep humpin shes having fun fucking next to everyone in secret
>woman opens tent shines flashlight scares the girl off my dick im there with dick out
>she leaves doesnt say anything
>we investigate...
>7 year old girl is in tent hearing us fuck
>aunt of the girl saw us fucking
>her boyfriend is fucking 6 foot 5 275lbs
>im drunk as fuck go pee in bathroom
>hes there jokes about killing me while rolling joint
>i pretend i didnt here and said u got the good stuff breh
>walk out drunk take girl to other bathroom
>fuck her in mens room big tits having fun being a sub
>see bro we meet up and go to bed
>next day hickies all over ppl are wutting
>we go to retrieve lost artifacts from the sex battle
>bro banged family friends daughter rhe girl he was with
>its awkward and her dad is staribg daggers at him
>im glad im better at being social or i woulda had the ugly girl with not tits n a kid
>mfw i banged in front of a 7 year old
My mom put makeup on my neck after
>>710850657
go to bed
>>710851338
>My mom put makeup on my neck after
Gold
>>710851338
Turns out bro fucked her face down azz up in back seat of my other bros truck...and nutted in her
I cry every tiem this is why i carry condoms everywhere i go...
Says she would get plan b
Plan b doesnt work everytime .. hahahaha shit
>>710851431
Make me.
>>710851803
I'd love to.
fucked my best friends sister and have lied for 6 years
>>710845677
I'm guessing tequila!
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
bump
>>710851550
>>710846184
Pics of the thing anon, please, this is a really awesome story, if true ofc.
>>710843618
I've slept with several of my in-laws including one of my wifes cousins that she's really close to.
My gf recently kind of hooked up with another guy in a moment of crisis in the relationship and now I'm kind of unsure if she hs him as a FWB and it's making me uneasy. I really wanted to see her whatsapp but idk how to or if I should ask her next time. We're in a very good relationship but now I'm not that trusting anymore
>>710845486
Doesn't even depend on the teacher.
Every night for the past seven months or so my parents have been using these on me, I'm a little less than two years from freedom. I'll answer questions just nothing too specific
>>710854391
>hooked up with another guy
>We're in a very good relationship
Doesn't sound like it
>>710854705
Why
>>710854705
The fuck?
Is it to stop you from masturbating or something?
>>710854879
you'd have to ask them but I guess probably my behavior?
>>710854958
Your parents put restraints on you every night and you don't even have a clue as to why?
I think you're legitimately insane, dude.
>>710843618
I french kissed an eight year old
she wanted to go further but her parents interrupted us...
>>710854929
I mean I don't think so? seems extreme plus I can outside them
>>710855071
I meant you need to ask them why these but ya I was pretty wild awhile back but not insane : /
waiting for mom to finish showering so i can retrieve my spycam
>>710855232
Nice, I remember you from earlier today. How much longer? You gonna post the wins soon or nah.
>>710851856
>>710851803
why dont you just fuck each other?
>>710854846
Yeah it doesn't, but we had a pretty big change in our lives and I knew a certain crisis was about to happen, so I understand her side, other than that, before and after, all was pretty good. And she was pretty open about all that happened
>>710855312
idk. doubt anyone would want to see
>>710855446
I'd like to see it. Everyone in the creep thread would be grateful for some OC.
Ive had a girlfriend on the side since i got involved with my now wife over 10 years ago. I want them both but chose one to be with and constantly wrestle whetheer or not i made the right choice. Other girl knows i didnt choose her and got married to some lowlife. Still sexts me and is nice to me as if shes holding onto hopes of being together still.
Anything ever happens to this..im traveling 2300 miles to a new life with her.
>>710855401
Im always that rebound guy that secretly hopes yall get back together cuz im a romantic
>>710852657
Hi jack the ripper can i rip ur bootyhole
>>710843618
I'm the bond that becomes the thrice-greatest.
>>710843618
here is mine, ahem.... and the funny thing is no one will believe me until they see the news, the election is rigged and im involved.
Im possibly a sociopath and Im slowly becoming insane for some reason. Fml
My best friend is John Travolta in his ultimate form.
>>710855666
Thanks kind anon. Also Checked. Nice trips
>>710856006
stfu robyn williams closeted gay ghost
>>710855997
just shoot up a hillary rally and become a 4chan legend as you turn into a martyr or idk
>>710855959
prove it
ooh shoot up a hillary rally nice taste anon!
Should I see a psychiatrist
>>710855997
Just shoot hillary instead of screwing around
>>710856347
What do I do then
>>710855366
why dont you just fuck off
>>710856407
You help me shoot up a hillary rally of course.
>>710856375
Why not kill both the supporters and hillary?
>>710856178
Hillary is gonna win Trump is going to sue over the results, especially after someone calls him and lets him know whats going on.... shall i continue?
i have a bottle of piss laying under my desk along with 3 socks filled with jizz and water bottles also filled with jizz, not an addict bro.
I exposed my daughter naked online. I think about her naked body while fucking my wife.
>>710856868
ruffee her then fuck her
>>710843618
Well seeing as giving foreign powers state secrets isnt a crime anymore, because hillary just got away with it,
lets see what happens when an average joe pleb gives away state secrets
>>710856006
Does he look like Goku?
>>710856868
how old is she anon? does she have a big ass?
>>710857088
20 and no it's a nice ass but she has a petite frame.
>>710843618
At work a toddler was choking and I punched him in the chest. At least, I told people he was choking.
>>710843618
When I was a young teen my girlfriend at the time would send me sexy pictures of her and her 12 year old sister. I am still friends with both of them on facebook.
>>710857152
too old, what do people see in 20 year olds?
>>710857221
why would you even do that?
I have explicit pics and videos of my friend's ex. She would be mortified and humiliated if she knew how many people have them and know exactly what she looks like naked and sucking and fucking.
>>710857305
care to share?
Can't get this shy girl out of my mind.
See her name everywhere. It's not a terribly common name either.
And people are constantly bringing up stuff about her aswell.
>>710855217
So how are you on 4chan right now if you're tired up ?
>>710857440
I worked in a preschool for "disadvantaged" kids at the time and this little gypsy shit was one of the worst
>>710855548
Tfw never met the other face to face irl
>>710857557
That was years ago friend..... many glorious years ago.....
>>710857664
still not cool, bro
they didnt break any bones right?
young bones are soft as fuck
was it a boy or a girl?
>>710856672
As long as the kingpin falls i dont give a shit
Earlier this year I got back in touch with my sister after years apart and I really want to fuck her, she is my literal 10/10 and we've had more than one awkward moment, the last one was when she came to stay with me she caught me staring at her ass and just knelt there bent over watching me watching her, We haven't talked since then
>>710857847
Boy, just bruised ribs and he was a gypsy so no one really cares anyway.
>>710857874
cringe af
Sometimes I pretend to be a girl to get people to act friendlier towards me in public. It's gotten to the point where I'm just called "love", "hun" or "Miss" by default now
>>710857454
If anyone is interested in them please let me know
I jack off to really fucked up porn... the government is probably watching me now.
we love secrets, the group is called Thr
>>710858181
Same, cept I know they're watching me. Hooray for random letters from your ISP
I once caught my sister watching child porn in the living room
>>710858304
Oniichan?
secretly in love with my cousin. shes 22. i get protective of her and when im around her i feel a strong tension between us. i see her once every couple years because we live in different coutries
>>710858304
do you think she could become a teacher and seduce teens?
>>710858567
does she live in canada or mexico?
>>710858304
cool, did you join her? how old is she?
what did she watch? hc, sc, non-nude?
Dont fucking say it was 2D
I once walk in on my friend who was jerking off his dog and himself at the same time.
>>710858973
kys plus whats with this incest shit?
>>710858567
The tension is because she hates seeing your creepy ass.
>>710858952
israel. i got her whatsapp when she visited recently and ive been trying to stay in touch with her. i feel like i shouldnt but i also feel like i have no reason to be ashamed that im attracted to her. life is bizarre sometimes
>>710856736
Yes please
>>710858973
No, She was 17 at the time, 20 now and idk it was a dude fucking a kid, thankfully she turned it off and we proceeded to freak the fuck out at each other
>>710859089
yea maybe ima creepy weirdo but the funny thing is my grandparents were first cousins. the day before she went back home she brought up that fact lol
>>710844042
Stop this tired fucking joke. This isn't reddit, faggot.
>>710858169
Post em /b/ruh
i find alot of my cousins hot and go through their underwear and spy on them changing but i'm ugly so i have no chance of fucking them. i try to get them drunk when we hang out so i can grope them
>>710844960
Quit enabling the faggots, faggot.
>>710859118
well, lets just say it seems a little bit awkward but marriages between cousins is legal in the most countries - so who cares, you just should find out if she also have any feelings for you before you make a complete fool on yourself.
>>710859316
Lol anon is an inbred
My ex was a psycho bitch and everyone knew it so no one ever believed her, in order to get her to leave me alone I hate fucked her so bad she accused me of rape, but with her track record no one believed her. Last I heard she had 2 kids, no man, no job and a bad drinking problem. Life can be good sometimes
>>710847374
http://healthland.time.com/2012/03/09/lsd-may-help-treat-alcoholism/
>>710846070
Fuck. You. Faggot.
>>710859371
My family is pretty attractive tbh so you wont believe how many hot cousins I have. Id probably only fuck them once though.
>>710859427
advice on how the fuck one would find this kinda thing out?
can't talk about my problems unless it's anon.
physically can't, the words won't form
help me.
I'm adopted and used to fucked my older sister until last year when I raised my standards, she's been married for four years. I also fucked her husbands disabled sister and made her do some k9 stuff I learned from my sister
>>710859716
good thing you raised your standards.
>>710859614
my direct family is full of girls any guy would wanna fuck and probably would consider 8/10s or better. theres one cousin of mine that doesnt know that shes the prettiest and coolest out of all those bitches. i would definitely try something with her
every girl ive dated has told me they were molested and the only thing that turned me on more than the thought of that was seeing them crying
>>710859853
Same my hottest cousin is a solid 9 her boobs could be bigger but she still has an awesome ass. She posted a sexy bikini selfie on ig but soon deleted it. I saved it but couldnt find it after that.
I like putting stuff up ny butt, gf thinks its hot and helped me find prostate buttplugs. She wanted me to use them while she sucks me off so I cum more.
>>710859987
yea the ass and boobs on mine are almost petite. shes vegan. but shes got the body of a vs model and her face really is the focus. shes so fucking nice too i cant even say mean shit to her ever
>>710848023
shit I dont even wanna know how much sackwine Ive swallowed in my life. I fucking love dips
>>710860403
My family are naturally assholes.But she's pretty nice to me. Like me she can still be an asshole but still. There's no chance that I'd ever refuse to have a minute with her ass.
>>710852657
Prove it>>710852657
>>710859991
you use aneros?
>>710860772
i have 10 female relatives. im the only guy, no stranger to bitchiness. some girls are bitchy when it makes sense, others are bitchy because they feel entitled cus they have all the validation. shes the polar opposite of the way the rest of my vain relatives act. it makes me really hot for her. i fantasized about making out with her, like i was some virgin. but it would just be so hot to do even that
>>710859361
I will email everything to you of you or anyone else wants them
i jacked off in a bathing cabin as a kid. got caught/watched by an asian man.
>>710861450
The best thing is that Im very close with my cousins because I have no brothers or sisters. So that means I can see them often. Again not gonna lie they have awesome asses.
>>710861779
hard to be careful and stay hidden as a creep if you find a winner like that
>>710861546
She's a hot milf. You will love her
>>710857454
Is it the indian milf that was posted here a year or so ago?
I secretly enjoy that my ex gf got doxed ... Even though I'll probably go to jail for it or get sued ... I hate that I ever posted her ... But enjoy the fact that anons might have talked to her or harassed her
