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Jesus christ you niggas are doing it all wrong
Post cheesey bread
>>710842090
Everybody loves Sir Bearington
bump
>>710842400
Dubs checked. This is now a mods summon thread
>>710842539
What the fuck
>>710842539
>>710842772
What the fuck? Mouth presents and tendies that didn't cost any good boy points?
>>710842772
/b/ is full of normal people
One of my favorites
This one's from /o/. It's not funny but I still like it.
Imma start dumping
>>710843856
10/10 first thing that made me laugh this whole night
>>710844734
>>710841382
Nigga if i wanted to read this much i'd pick up a textbook
>>710841086
Someone has the one with "Ahoy Mattey"?
>>710844842
Oh /pol/
>>710845469
Best browser game
>>710841382
Pretty good read. Wouldn't necessarily say worth it. 6/10
>>710845469
oh honey
no...
>>710841875
Clever nigger indeed * claps*
>>710842090
Oc
>>710845936
took me a while to find
>>710849064
Fucking gold
>>710843856
Very good anon
>>710850253
What?
>>710849064
Thx mattey
>>710849064
Forced me post my first comment.
I am fucking weak :') If that was my son I'd walk up to him and high 5 him, That would make me proud.
This thread is pretty good
Keep it going guys
>>710843856
Holy fuck? This has to be fake. TELL ME IT'S FAKE.
R.I.P HOOKER
Died to shit
>>710841382
Not funny, but definitely a great story. Well worth the read.
>>710854299
This has to be fake.....
But after all, this is /b/, so...
>>710856225
some people are idiots
>>710856225
That one's been floating around for a long time.
Its real.
>>710856255
>>710856366
Yeah, this is /b/ after all.
Someone has the one, where Anon gets butchered by Leon the butcher?
>>710854299
>not putting reactions of different posters around it
>>710856423
>Leon the butcher
This is a thing?
>>710842539
If you enjoyed this, kys
If you saved it, kys
If you posted this, kys
>>710856651
>microwave time
Fuck, lost there
>>710852591
You should have waited longer.
Lurk moar, faggot.
>>710856423
Actually, he apparently explained himself and the butcher left, but then he sent this angry email firing him and threatening to kill him if he saw his daughter again.
>>710844708
>>710857359
Damn, story destroyed. I wish; he got killed
>>710856225
The fact that people on /b/ don't believe this is real says a lot about how much /b/'s user base has changed.
>>710857151
What the FUCK? Thats from 2012? Ive only seen it pop up this year.
>>710857434
What the hell is this shit. I need the original.
>>710857940
>not wanting to be Solid Snake
>>710856423
>Leon the butcher
That is fucking gold
>>710857940
Holy shit, I was in that thread. He followed up, whoever screenshotted that didn't follow the story nearly enough.
Jesus, time has flown...
>>710857634
Holy fuck.
How to earn easy money : The tutorial
That nigger is stupid
>>710858709
The good ole days
>>710848046
hazukashi onii chan
>>710842522
This
Also check em
Roll
>>710856884
Jesus fucking christ, how has /lit/ of all boards managed to be creepier than /b/, /d/, /soc/, and /x/ all put together?
>>710845469
Found out last year that my little sister was playing while 4chan did this
>>710858237
Just...so new...
>>710858914
Reading this made me think about that stuff.
Rly makes you think, huh?
Last thing made me laugh
>>710845469
What happened?
>inb4 newfag
4chan user since 2009
>>710857434
>>710858349
I second that. The original is better. I used to have it but lost it at some point.
>>710846178
That isn't pol you dumbfuck
>>710859268
>Not knowing the habbo raids
Yeah you are a newfag, lurk more.
But I'll spoonfeed you, people on 4chan made a habbo account dressing them as niggers with afros and raided the pool. Trolling the moderators and other habbo users to the point where the moderators banned them and closed the pool making you unable to enter it. Hence the meme 'Pool's closed'
>>710858961
Lol, i think i have to remind you of
>What's inside the frezzer /b/?
>>710857200
I was there for this one.
Glorious. Was gonna meme it myself. Cheers.
>>710859268
newfag is not about how long you've been here, it's about how you conduct yourself.
However, I will give you the benefit of the doubt since no one really talks about the Habbo raids anymore.
In the early times, when /b/ was still shit but not as shitty as it is now, we would raid Habbo Hotel for fun. Hundreds of us would all go and make accounts. Our character was always a black guy in a suit with an afro, and we would go to the pools and block them off so no one could get in and tell them the pool was closed because of AIDS in the water.
We'd also arrange our avatars into swastikas and indulge in other shenanigans until the mods woke up and banned us.
It got to the point where they would auto-ban anyone making a black guy with an afro and a suit.
lulz were had.
Ebaum's got lots of shit for it because people understood how rules 1 and 2 worked back then.
And now you know.
>>710860559
Ahhh, i see. Thx for the spoonfeed.
I'm luarking the fuck out of /b/, but never saw that
>Pools closed
Will do Sir
>>710860559
When new fags pretend like they were around of the glory days
>>710860588
>Dude, you fuckin killes McGuyver
Gold
>>710859268
>4chan user since 2009
>doesnt know about habbo raids
KYS newfag
>>710861026
Maybe later :^)
>>710860559
>>710860811
speaking of...wanna do it again?
>>710860695
this one?
>>710841875
8/10
>>710842090
10/10
>>710843662
9/10
>>710844347
10/10
>>710844734
fack... 11/10
I give up... I lost my shit after this one
>>710861325
Y-yeah
Usually takes a crane to get out
>>710861812
FUCK YOU
I FORGOT THAT MEME AND NOW YOU REMINDED ME OF IT
>>710862099
I kek'd
Looking for the "I recognize that bulge" one
>>710841086
This is some fucking smokey and the bandit shit.
>>710858914
>>710859222
That's a book by andy wier.
Shameless ripoff.
>>710862869
Still poetic af
>>710862975
Well i asked here>>710862691
Thx mattey
>>710862288
SPIDERMAN THREAD?
>>710860396
Someone please help me understand
>>710859268
Fuck off you newfag, you don't know about pools closed, you dont know about us all being black afro men, you dont know about us blocking doors, you dont know about someone putting pic related on some fuckers pool and it made the damn news
>>710863513
Well, i know now, because i rode it on KnowYourMeme.com
Lol
>>710843662
One of my faves
>>710863622
>knowyourmeme
faggot
>>710863111
Yup, forgot to add your post number
>>710863706
;^)
>>710841086
Oc
>>710863226
It's a good way to get an IGN if you're lucky enough with a good first name
>>710863904
Okay
>>710860396
That is quite a good name... That doesnt work for most names
>>710863773
>accidentally cum on food i was eating
Lost it.
>>710849064
>a-ahoy matey
Lost it
>>710844773
That is the single most cringy thing I have ever seen. Like damn
>>710849064
>a-ahoy mattey
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
This never gets old. 10/10
>>710841813
incredibly underrated post
>>710860396
I don't get it
>>710841467
I need that webm
>>710844773
This isn't a crige thread
>>710850253
Seriously what? Is this like the I burger James Bond your mom thing?
>>710858965
Her reaction to it?
>>710864558
This is a best of 4chan. Fuck off fagguette
>>710864644
Hello Tumblr
>>710841086
>>710849064
>a-ahoy mattey
This never gets old
>>710864792
Here's for you
>>710857333
What?
>>710864870
Here's for those who want the story in one file. Thanks for posting it anon
>>710841661
>EU Sim 2016
Not funny anymore w/ all the brutal rapes and eye stabbings.
>>710865174
Kys NewFag
>>710865168
No problem bro.
>>710842539
This is a reference to the Xev Bellringer video.
>>710841382
Better plot line then the top 5 series in the Netflix suggestion box
>>710865926
>Xev Bellringer video.
link?
>>710844773
>My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
i lost my shit
>>710858914
Shit i remember that thread, I loved this
>>710865585
I came here to laugh, not to feel, dammit.
Feelsbadman
>>710866460
Fuck you. This isn't funny
t.GermanFag
>>710857586
Well it obviously wasn't legit given the final picture is him about to be hit by an axe.. which he then posted into the thread.
>>710866756
Yeah, it can be true in our dreams Anon.
We can only dream
>>710865168
so saad
Surprised greg the tard hasnt made it into this thread yet.
I experienced many of those original threads at first hand.
damn I'm old and lonely and still here.
feelsbad
>>710865168
Thanks dude
>>710865168
What's that anon? "Curl into the fetal position and weep at a complete strangers pain"? Well that sounds shit-tacular but hey, not like I'm doing anything else!
>>710868084
I relate to this 101%
>>710865168
I'm in tears now, the feels are strong with this one
Fucking feels thread out of nowhere
>>710864971
It's the reverse of the other thing. Instead of an innocent thread becoming about politics or jews or whatever, it's a deviant thread that becomes about something innocent like star trek
>tfw no tomato for the patato
>>710868718
Wat the hell?
>>710865168
Tl;dr somebody give me abbreviated version
>>710870227
no. it doesn't deserve to be condensed
>>710870227
Read you illiterate pussy
>>710870227
Read it or fuck off and die
>>710842772
If you don't know what this post is referencing then you don't belong on here, faggot
>>710870719
>>710870915
>>710871131
Tbh no fuck you cunts I skipped to the end anyway, so the bitch died broke some faggots heart and his best mate is probably the one that raped her. And new age /b/ tards cried about it at the end.... I miss the old /b/.
>>710871162
Telling people who don't get the meme to leave
>Pointing out the reference
Good on ya mate
>>710871373
>I skipped to the end and don't understand the emotional climax
This is literally why we didn't give you a tldr what's the point
>>710871373
Try reading sometime you mong
>>710871970
>>710871987
Even if I had "reddit" I would have come to the same fucking conclusion.
>>710844347
9.5/10 would pickle again
>>710844773
autism.jpg
>>710844868
ded
>>710864875
motherfucking bismuth
>>710857226
9/10
>>710843998
Delete this. Such a fucking worthless greentext. No one who isn't a faggot can make out what's been said without looking up a dozen different things and ruining the story. Just fucking type like a real 4chan user ffs.
>>710873982
I don't have a good cap but
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3339817/
>>710874766
It somehow reminds me of this
>>710865168
My lows aren't as low as that guy's but my highs aren't as high either.
Maybe having one crazy intense experience is worth more than a lifetime of being "ordinary".
>>710875386
and that kinda reminds me of this
>>710865168
Sweet jesus, i thougt i was prepared for that.
I was not.
>>710842539
Ecks dee
>>710857254
top zozzle
Fuckin' bump.
Keep 'em coming
>>710843662
Captain?
>>710875906
Thanks I forgot to add it to my folder
>>710854299
asking for advice on /b/. always a good idea.
>>710850253
whot?
>>710844773
>haha, i'd tentacle rape you
>>710844773
>My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
Fuck, lost hard there
>>710844933
Original screencap
>>710864796
please explain this?
>>710843856
>brown halo
fucking kek
>>710879388
MOOT dude !!!
>>710879388
Fuckin newfags
>>710880166
what is "newfags"
>>710869685
Why do faggots keep putting these screenshots in demotivational posters?
How are you adding to the joke with that shit?
The general populace of the internet should never have been afforded the ability to create their own content.
>>710880272
Bad b8
Try harder next time
>>710880594
10/10 still great.
Even though, he doesn't got killed
>>710865168
Fuck. Fuck. Just. Fuck.
Why does real life suck.
This is why I don't go anywhere anymore.
>>710880539
Once upon a time someone managed to make one that was funny, and now idiots everywhere are trying to replicate the recipe without understanding the joke.
>>710841086
>best
>4chan
Pick one
>>710881067
I pick both :^)
my favourite
Worth the read I promise.
>>710881207
>responding to 6 hours old shit
>>710881519
Glorious!
>>710881577
Arent most of us still here tho
>>710841382
This never happened
>>710881867
>Arent most of us still here tho
Could be
>>710881432
>jizzrag mushroom
Noice
Nize
>>710844933
I don't get this one?
>>710883075
Look at the details of that robot picture
>>710883430
oh my fucking god (1) ahahahahaa
That's actually a fantastic comeback.
>>710865585
Bruh.. man, that made my eyes watery.
Feel like it could be something coming from me..
I really felt sorry for this anon for having such lowlife parents. It was in a thread about bad teeth, and I asked him to post a picture of his teeth, but he didn't reply
>>710852591
Keep trying underage b&
>>710884217
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Cant kick triforce
