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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Share your secrets!
I'm a nigger.
>>711747967
carfinger momfriend
Why Hamitic are that far from us? Weren't Ham's mother another wife of Noah?
>>711747967
I fuk back page whores often sometimes bare, buy antibiotics cheap from Mexico for the drip
>>711748502
enjoy aids.
They always were sort of magicans producing fairy artefacts we can't reproduce. I feel dumb.
I'm seriously considering leaving my wife for a 16-year old girl.
>>711748662
common
>>711749040
greentext please?
I paid to install a script that searches your IP address and dumps all information about it straight to a CSV file.
On 4chan.
>>711749602
nice what's niggers or my ip?
>>711747967
Basically lost my life because of a drug induced semiassault
reply to hear
My wife is a size queen who cucks me with 10 inch white cocks.
I once came home to her getting gangbanged by two guys from her work.
>>711749118
>I'm seriously considering leaving my wife for a 16-year old girl
>>711748288
>>711747967
>gave a black guy head in my car in the school parking lot.
>Get freaked out that he will tell everyone
>Next day tell principle
>Cops
>Shitstorm
>School splits on race. Black think I made it up, whites think Im telling the truth
>Have to go to another school
>bf leaves me, tells me that he knows I made it up
>I tell our friends that he said I made it up
>They stop talking to him
>Start dating his ex best friend.
>Black kid goes to jail.
4chan only knows.
I'm so mentally fucked from getting an STD that I'm considering bestiality to avoid having to disclose to anyone
my un-erect dick is very fucking small, and i don't jerk off to porn i use my imagination to get hard.
>>711750162
You gay or femanon?
Eh, either way that's hilarious
>>711750336
Femanon
>>711750247
Nothing wrong with a small flaccid penis, just depends on the size when you're hard.
>>711750336
fem anons don't exist
>>711750372
So what was the big deal about blowing a black guy then?
I'm taking creepshots of my kid and sending them to a friend.
>>711750373
oh, yay i guess
>>711750477
Kys
I'm a faggot
>>711750427
Live in southern town. Would have been a shitstorm.
>>711750477
age/gender of kid
need to know whether arousing or sin against god
i honestly don't understand or get human relationships.
>>711750715
10/girl
Had an old man three of sons
Oldest was the smartest one
Middle - neither fish nor fowl
Youngest was completely fool
>>711750730
Pretty simple. Humans need them to survive.
>>711750793
Kys and take your friend with you.
>>711750674
Yeah I live in a southern town and it's a shit storm for like a week.
As long as you don't get pregnant no one really cares.
Besides if you like black dick you would have left the south eventually.
I never intended to build a wall.
>>711751112
I don't like black dick, and I was 15 and freaked out.
>>711751164
Is that you Trump-senpai?
>>711750793
do you need more friends to send them to fam
>>711750809
> foul
Fix.
>>711751237
>I don't like black dick
>Sucks black dick
Keep lying to yourself anon
>>711750674
In LA!
I enjoy being a bottom for 300+ pound chubs.
>>711751604
Have had horses, too.
I once used my friends daughters hand to jerk off on the way back from a wedding while she was asleep, I'm fucking worthless.
>>711752039
her age?
>>711752039
Yes you are
>>711751497
It was a one time deal.
Just wanted to try that out.
>>711751517
LOL yeah
Me and my wife are regulars at our local swingers club.
We started going earlier this year.
Started the year with only her as the only women I've slept with.
Now I am at 34 different women.
>>711752155
she was underage
>>711747967
I used to flash my penis at my younger sisters. They told our parents but they didn't believe that I'd do something like that. So from age 12 to around 16 I showed my cock to my sisters at least twice a day. They were 11 and 9 when I started.
>>711752648
Why
>>711752745
I don't know. Crazy kid waving his dick around. I just grew out of it.
I am an extremely shitty programmer.
Through charisma and hobbies have talked my way into a 150k senior dev position.
>>711747967
Ohboythisthreadagain.jpg
Stale pasta
Four weeks ago, I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>711753175
Create your own successful thread/pasta.
Nobody understands me.
i can get any girl i want but i know relationships wont last because nothing ever lasts. I am also 13
faggots.
>>711753350
How old are you?
>>711752617
of course, but are we talking 6 or 16
>>711753544
12. For real.
>>711753544
I'm 31.
>>711753610
nice life choice.
Three weeks ago I made a move on my wife's sister and she turned me down and now I'm afraid she'll tell her about what I did.
>>711753610
Jeez dude why? Are you planning on doing more?
>>711750162
I've already seen this before.
Stop with the gay copy pasting
>>711753667
Thanks. I actually met her on 4chan out of all places. We started talking because I said I was a hebephile and she said she was a pedo.
>>711753789
Hey, everything for my GURL
>>711753717
Kek you dumbass. Why did you do that? Were you drunk at least?
>>711753789
So you thought you were meeting another perv and it turned out to be a teenage girl? Isnt that the opposite of how these things usually go?
>>711747967
I have been hiding money from my wife since 2014 and using the funds to get handjobs at Asian massage parlors.
>>711753559
Add a year to the first number you said
>>711753726
No, we're just friends. We constantly talk so we're making that friendship more meaningful with each passing day. There's no romantic interest on either end and, given:
>>711753789
there's no sexual interest on her end. No matter, I'm enjoying just making a friend that I can be completely honest with.
There is not one person in real life that I was able to be completely open with about my sexual preferences until she came along so that's cool. Now we talk about all sorts of stuff and that's a-ok with me.
Me panty thief.
>>711754084
So how did you end up kissing?
I secretly like getting dick pics sent to me 8144701940
>>711747967
I secretly voted for Trump. I secretly hope all the foreign chicks who rejected my sexual advances get deported.
>>711748889
What?
Nearly jerked it to a trap the other day. This place is wearing me down...
>>711753972
No, she stated she was a 15-year old female pedophile right from the get-go. That of course peaked my interest so I asked to engage her further. She shared her instagram, I got her kik, then we started talking. Of course I thought it was a 50-year old dude role playing or a Chris Hansen at first, but after she shared a few innocent pics that seemed legit, I bought it. She lives several states away though, however, I was en route from New England to the southwest and was able to pass through her state. We set up a rendezvous and we just chilled for four hours. For no other reason but her being friendly and sympathetic to my preteen and teen proclivities, she allowed me to kiss her.
>>711754183
Right here:
>>711754382
>>711753888
Not any more than her but I guess I read her signs wrong, she hasn't fucked me over yet so I'm always on edge when she's around
I stole the credentials to both my schools login and email accounts for fun. And i went onto disney.com without my parents permission
>>711754419
How long ago was it? She might just keep it to herself because she doesnt want the drama. Or in case she really needs something from you one day.
One time I took a shit.
>>711754382
My greentext I screenshot after I posted in one of these from my mobile the other day.
I write and read shipping fanfiction.
I took a class on Judaism last semester and almost wrote The Holohoax instead of the Holocaust on the final essay.
I spent the past 3 years going to the movies by myself every weekend to convince my mom that I had friends.
I have a huge cheerleader fetish. I have gigabytes of photos and videos of cheerleaders on my hard drive and once discretely recorded the cheerleaders at my college preforming at a football game and got hard while I was recording.
I almost jumped off a bridge after almost getting expelled from college.
I'm afraid of women and desperately crave to be dominated by them.
I cheated my way to an A in an astronomy by getting the test bank online.
>>711754727
Any chance we could see a pic?
>>711754382
So...how can I put this...have you had much success as a hebe? What's you prefered age/looks?
>>711754858
The stuff I could easily grab would be google image searched back to her Instagram. The sutff that can't I have already backed up as a rar file, encrypted via mobile rar app, and placed on my PC, so it's too bothersome for me to do that right now.
Any day that I don't smoke weed I feel like killing myself. I have nothing else to live for. Nothing else makes me happy. I can't enjoy video games, music, food, or going outdoors without it.
I set up a simple vps script to open up all of imgurs xml files at once every ten seconds and i hide it people startups it won't activate for 3 days uptime though
i want to fuck my sister really bad.
>>711755159
Me too anon.
Not gonna make this in detail. Walked up on middle aged man getting sucked by young boy Hispanic is my guess. Told boy to GTFO. Says something on foreign language runs off. Man tells me I would like. See red happening fast he tries to fight. Pick up rebar smash him in head. It's lights out he is wheezing and convulsing don't know what happened to him. Here we are 20 years later
>>711754835
Congrats on the normie fetish.
>>711753762
I like to keep posting it.
>>711754124
let's set something up. i'll send them to you.
>>711755134
And people say weed isnt a drug. How long you been smoking?
>>711749965
Kek
>>711755264
man is still 'missing'.
>>711755022
As in luck you mean physically engaging with someone of that age? Well, it's a moot question because I never perused it before. Even with this one, I had no intention to do anything. Sure, I felt SUPER weird being 31 and here I am picking up a 15-year old girl sneaking out of her house at midnight to go back to my hotel, but it was entirely innocent and I couldn't resist not only talking to someone face-to-face about my peculiarities, but also someone who has them herself.
To your second question, from just purely physical/morphological point, I like when there's just the hint of maturing features, or, sometimes, just a singular maturing feature. That could mean hips forming, breasts budding, or, if they have none of that, just a really cute and maturing face. Simple answer: 11/12.
>>711755278
How about this? Pedo Necrozoophilia?
>>711755159
i wanna fuck my sister too. pic related.
>>711754278
What that guy is holding in his hands?
>>711755364
Send me them? But who do they belong to now?
>>711747967
I planned on being dead by age 25. I am 25 now and regret not doing it earlier.
also
>never had sex.
>>711755644
me of course.
>>711755626
Pretty sure that's a book.
>>711751112
>it's a shit storm for like a week.
i think you underestimate the degree of sociopathic narcissism that most women have under that nice, sweet exterior. Once you understand the female mind, you understand that protecting herself from a week of embarrassment seems a perfectly reasonable reason to totally destroy a kid's life.
And even if this particular instance is just bait, this is hardly an unusual occurrence. Guys should always, always, always be on guard for this sort of thing.
>>711755829
Pergament?
>>711755829
what's that?
I thought books were pdfs. not jpgs.
>>711755795
Pic?
>>711755719
Have autism and never told anyone of my friends but only on the scale that i do stupid akward shit then realize what i did and die a little on the inside so i just don't talk much anymore
>>711755483
I don't know this was 20 yrs ago. There was limited internet. And I watched the newspapers close to it. Again 20 years ago and went from library to library to find news...nothing
>>711750477
>>711750793
>>711749602
why?
>>711755948
of me or the undies?
>>711756246
Why not? That actually sounds like lots of fun
>>711755961
Actual autistic people dont really have that problem. Sounds like you have a lot of social anxiety. Have you been diagnosed with anything?
>>711755912
>Only in the united shitdom
For some reason, I am now referring to the girl I am interested in, as my Girlfriend. (in my head, and seemingly subconsciously aswell)
>>711756322
You in them would be best. Or just you if you're not feeling that right now.
I still wan't some closure with her. Maybe she is interested, maybe not. Nothing is definitive in her behavior.
But I don't see her enough to just message her, or talk to her inperson to try and get an answer.
It's not like my intention have been hidden. It is obvious as fuck that I am interested.
But is she? Some stuff says yes, other stuff says no.
Why did I have to fall for a girl thats awkward as fuck?
>>711756378
Yes well mabye not atusim but asbergurs but that is harder to spell so i said autism
>>711756434
*Hits with rolled up newspaper*
No! Bad anon! You're building it up to much. You gonna make a move soon?
>>711756378
Anon might be fem-autist, it has almost the opposite effect in women.
>>711756020
Cool. Would you kill again?
>>711756548
But are you self-diagnosing? It sounds like it. Not healthy.
>>711756661
Nope actuall doctor guy with a stupid thick accent and stupid long waiting times
>>711756420
you fucking wish
>>711750427
The fact that she's a race traitor with aids now
>>711756601
I did not know that. Dont see a lot of girls with autism (unless I'm just being blind/stupid)
>>711756782
woops, wrong one.
>>711754372
olfag here you are weakminded
>>711749965
>>711756459
Just make a move and find out. Better than being suck in limbo wondering.
>>711756614
I cannot confirm if I did. I have had nightmares about this night on a weekly basis. But I can say child rapists rage me and I don't care if they die
>>711754382
kek, I know the girl in question
she's a real firecracker, good work m8
>>711756588
Refer to... >>711756459
Kinda explains it a bit. (We met up once, but havent since)
>>711756813
The guy who studied Asperger syndrome only had male patients, usually aspie girls are thought to have bipolar or borderline because of this.
>>711747967
>>711756813
>>711756997
Ever considered therapy? What are the statute of limitations on murder there?
I wish I was white.
>>711757037
I am definitely a guy and i notice the other stupid things like making a random loud noises not understanding social ques figgiting with my hands obsessing over different things.
>>711756970
This is kinda why I think theres something, but also why I doubt it.
>She is shy, and kind of doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (once started cracking a smile)
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted. (Haven't done anything since, tried 3 times, Graduations twice and tied up with work the third time)
>Has sat next to me at random on several occasions.
>>711747967
I have a wife of 8 yrs, and I enjoy sissy stuff.
Just road a dildo for 30 minutes until hands free orgasm.
I secretly want to get gangbanged by Shemales.
Secretly I want to bang my best friends wife. She is 10/10 and it would be easy to do it because she always drink until she passout and do not remember much during the night.
>>711757000
Trips never lie unless their zeros, m8. I highly doubt you happen to know the girl I'm talking about. If so, provide her initials.
>>711756456
here you are.
>>711757276
I've seen you post this a few times. You gotta get it over with or you'll drive yourself crazy.
>>711755409
Only15 year olds that just started listening to wiz khalifa say that weed isnt a drug
I want to fuck my girlfriend`s little sister, she is 15 years old but omg she is so hot...
>>711757284
>I secretly want to get gangbanged by Shemales
Jesus, good luck with that.
>>711757439
Yep, super far fetched fantasy so I keep it as a skeleton in my closet.
>>711757336
Damn, what a view. Would love to look up and see that above me.
Niggers are smarter than whites. They fixed Bach with jazz.
>>711757435
Pics
>>711757311
I'll give you an N
tbh I'd be happy if it's someone completely different, the more girls like her in the world the better
>>711757284
How about shemales without the she part? I sure lots of gay men would use you at once if you went to a gay bar?
>>711757615
>Niggers are smarter than whites.
Lord, no.
>>711757383
Yea, I know.
It would be so much easier if I had class with her still. But nope, It's all over text where her social anxiety could potentially just force her to push it off with doing something.
>>711757303
See if you friend would be up to double teaming.
You would be surprised how many of my friends have asked if either want me to double team their wife or them to join and a double team mine.
>>711757656
Nope, It's a deal breaker.
If they seem manly in anyway, instant turn off.
>>711757653
Neither of her initials are that so we're talking about two different people. Though I agree, on the surface it's fantastic, I'd wish upon no one the shit that she went through which I feel turned her into one though.
>>711747967
Broke into my old dealers house at night and robbed him for his weed.
He only had a half pound, the kicker was I had a empty 9mm.
>>711757869
>If they seem manly in anyway
What about their swinging cocks you weirdo?
>>711757576
if this panty guy, you interested?
>>711757690
They surely are. Jews are niggers. Arabs are niggers.
>>711757945
Need to be feminine cocks anon.
His best bet is getting his wife and another girl to fuck him with strap ons.
>>711757879
interesting, apparently there's more than one /b/tard that fits the exact description you gave. Weird.
yeah, completely fucked up childhood but im ok with the results.
I'm getting married in six months and the closer the date gets the more concerned I am that it's not going to work.
Every relationship has its ups and downs but I feel like I'm busting my ass lately and not getting much support from her. It pisses me off because I've been a little doormat bitch in relationships before, and I told myself I wasn't going to take any shit again.
But here I am, having to explain to this girl that us not having sex for half a month (not counting time off during her period) is not something that is okay. Having to explain for the 10th goddamn time that it's bullshit that I always have to initiate sex. She has literally only initiated twice in two and a half years.
I swear to god, we got in a fight because she couldn't understand why I would want her to lean into me and continue when I pull back a bit for breath when we're making out. I had to explain the concept that if someone is mackin on you, and you like it and want it to continue, you move your head to a better angle to do so, because she'd always tilt her head away making shit twice as hard for me.
I'm the one who keeps being casually assumed to be mild ass-burgers by the people with medical background I chat with, but she is straight up autismo when it comes to sex.
And any tips I try to give get dismissed with a pompous, cynical "porn isn't real life". This girl hasn't seen any porn in her life, besides tawdry literary smut. That or "I'd feel more comfortable doing things like that if I didn't feel like you're constantly analyzing things while we're having sex." Like it takes any effort to notice things that have been happening for 2.5 years.
I'm terrified that I'm going to snap and cheat on her. Not because I'd feel bad, but because it'd break everything else we have, which is otherwise pretty great.
Plus, she's in her mid-late 30s. I thought that was when women stop flooding with estrogen as much and get more testosterone. These should be her horniest years. Fucking hell
>>711757869
You are aware of the irony here?
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>>711758051
Slowly dropping hints actually... she may very well be into it actually, as she joked around friends once about such things.
>>711758028
I'm in England and I'm guessing you're American, so I doubt you'd be intrested in sending them international mail.
>>711754835
my gf was internet famous for writing teen titans fanfic ten years ago
she still gets emails every fucking day asking for more
>>711749822
I'll bite. What happened /b/ro?
>>711758085
In a similar situation.
We both agreed that, while we love each other, we don't exactly fit sexually.
Don't get me wrong, we actually have good sex. But never great sex.
Found our solutions in other people and have never been happier.
>>711749040
Nice! You been fucking her? how old are you?
>>711758085
had the same shit as you bro.
get out now, life is too short to for your dick to die unhappy. there are lots of girls out there that can't wait for you to get home so they can suck your cock.
>>711758101
What Ironic about it anon?
It's a specific fetish. If you were attracted to women, would literally any woman do? Even a fat fuck like Rosie O'donnell? Would you honestly be able to get it up to such a hog?
No? Then MAYBE its not just about male/female parts twat lol.
>>711758213
That's how it starts.
Me and my wife joked about it for a month, one day I come home and see a package. Turns out to be a strap on.
Luckily she is also bi and found a girl to use it on. I ended up not enjoying it.
I know who Fauxlacine is
>>711752585
how many dudes has your wife fucked?
>>711758085
Call it off. Marriedfag here, 16 years. Exact same story, thought it would work out after a while, but nothing real changed. Run like hell while you still can.
Today I ripped a complete copy of the iphone of a woman I work with. usual hobby a few sexy underwear pics, nothing that great.
but her daughter is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and now I have her name, email, and phone number. my god /b/
>>711750730
Are you an autist, psychopath or good old fashioned socially retinept?
>>711752617
excellent
>>711751402
>>711758565
Fair enough. Honestly I do enjoy my wife and women more (so I am prob. bi with a picky fetish?) but its been a fetish for a while.
>>711755159
I don't want to fuck my sister. I want to love her, to hold her, to be her everything, to spend the rest of my life with her.
>>711755493
Anon, I think we've talked in other threads. In a way I envy you for finding someone that accepted you and became such a friend. However, as much as I would love what you describe, I think I would hate it too. It would be impossible for me to find someone like that who was like a best friend and not end up developing romantic feelings. If we were that compatible I would want to hold her in my arms for the rest of time.
>>711758708
She is surprisingly picky so about the same as me. She gets every guy in the club approaching her but turns 99% down.
>>711758729
Social path with asbergers
>>711758085
Looks like she isn't attracted to you psychically.
When I was a freshman, I was out with some friends. We ran into this guy by a gas station. He was older, maybe 30 or 40, some Mexican looking dude. We asked him to buy us booze. He said he would. But one of my friends was worried that he'd rip us off, so he decided to go with him. They got in his car and that was the last we ever saw of him.
At least, that's what we told everyone.
What really happened was that he wanted to run away from his abusive parents. So we concocted that story. He hid out in an abandoned shack out in the woods. We took turns riding our bikes out to meet him, to bring him food and books and shit to keep him entertained. It got easier once we became old enough to drive. We would give him money every so often, from birthdays and part time jobs. He wanted money because he was going to leave and try to start a new life somewhere.
I mostly just brought him food and money, but a couple of my friends really got into it. They figured out how to get him a fake ID and birth certificate. (This was small farming town, with lots of illegal workers, it didn't take too much to find the right contacts.
Towards the end of our senior year, he took off. There was a car reported stolen around the same time. We guessed it was him. Not sure where he went. He might be a bum somewhere, or maybe he's a billionaire hedge fund investor. Or maybe he's dead. Or maybe he's just living a quiet life in middle America, with a wife and 2.5 kids and a mortgage.
I hope it's the last one. His home life was terrible and all he ever wanted was peace and a regular life. I hope he's found it.
>>711757816
im 100% sure they dont like it.
>>711758782
pls continue
Although most people see me as happy-go-lucky, truth is I am incredibly reclusive and anxious all the time. I hate other people and mistrust even some of my closest friends
I run a moderately successful pornhub channel
>>711753610
Haha. 15 year olds are mature enough to know you're a fucking creep. She very well may be trapping you bud. Stop now or face all kinds of extortion. You earn a good salary by any chance?
>>711749958
You do nothing?
>>711758085
>more concerned I am that it's not going to work.
>>711758717
>Call it off. Marriedfag here, 16 years.
Exactly. Marriedfag also here, 12 years. Luckily my wife fucks like a porn star but I was previously engaged to a girl that I dated for 8 years and wasn't very sexually adventurous (her reaction to lube was "Ewwwww!"). Luckily she broke the engagement and I lived happily ever after.
>>711759050
>>711758795
Being bi/gay and enjoying anal stimulation are mutually inclusive
A few years ago I was driving through Mexico with a friend. We met these mexican girls and spent two amazing weeks with them. I pumoed loads into this girl every night. She thought I was going to marry her. When we got to Tijuana, we ditched them and went across the border. I never went back or heard from her. She didn't even know my real name.
>>711755493
fuck her!!
>>711759145
that is clearly a trap
>>711759179
Now i want some lime covered food
>>711755570
ohhhh fuck yeah I also want to fuck your sister. If i was you I'd want to fuck my sister. You wank over her huh?
Sometimes I go in my bathroom and sit on the toilet even if I don't have to shit just to get some damn peace and quiet.
>>711759281
>>711759378
Welcome to the rest of humanity.
>>711759381
ok I'm convinced, probably a girl
>>711757336
who is she? that is wonderful
>>711759381
Nice
>>711759452
Are you saying you do it too?
>>711750181
Hiv?
I love the panic attacks I get when I'm studying at the university..
Family does not understand/believe my depression, social anxiety and personality disorder.
Now they can see me suffer and I can take a break with feeling a bit less guilty
The SJWs control Google now.
You have been warned.
>>711755912
I think you're right. But there's not really much of a difference between male and female minds at that age. She was being an immature, selfish, scared brat who honestly didn't understand the consequences of her actions until she saw what happened. Glad she made the right choice in the end.
The fully gown adults who pull this shit are the real evil bastards.
>>711758877
So she must be hot then. And you're cool with her being banged by other guys?? Obviously yes...how do you cope with that?
>>711758807
I'm not saying romantic feeling couldn't flourish for me with a girl that age, but with her in particular, there's just nothing there. An adorkable, adventure-loving, take-you-by-the-hand kinda girl with a bright smile, intellectual curiosity, and an attitude to disarm my somewhat introverted nature, oh absolutely. This girl that I'm talking to however is not her. I mean she's great and I love talking with her, there's just no chemistry.
>>711759119
Just out of grad school still looking for work. It's been a month now. We've been talking for months, only met face-to-face once, and she never probes for information. Lastly, what I have done may be a social faux pas, but nothing I've done with her has been or will be illegal.
>>711759279
lol brilliant
Im only seeing my grillfriend to get balls deep in her
>>711759564
Hell yeah, sometimes you just need to get away from people. Who's gonna argue if you tell them you gotta go take a shit?
For the past 2 years i have been cataloging every picture of girls from my school that is in any form attractive or sexy. I have about 5,000 images so far and it increases everyday. I work with one other partner, a friend, who has his own catalog on his phone. together we have amassed 10,000 photos and videos, and we have coined our database "Project Pleasure". We take images from VSCO, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Phhhoto, etc. We've made a fanpage for our school so that way we can follow everyone without looking suspicious.
>>711747967
I lost my cat, it was my fault
I cant get over it, I drink since the 2. of November
>>711757712
I guess I should say, It could push her into not doing anything, just so she doesn't have to deal with a potential relationship.
>>711759381
we need to set you up with a proper showercam fam
>>711759492
>>711747967
Prove it. When was the last time you stole something?
>>711759905
How old was he/she?
>>711759816
There really is no coping.
At the point where sex is just sex. I'm having sex with other women and her with men.
>>711759832
Fair enough, I just read the rest of your posts. You must remember that it was about that age you started having thoughts of a similar persuasion. Maybe she's just glad to have someone to talk to about it. Don't be mistaken though, it is an alien part of you and shouldn't be welcomed or accepted.
>>711760111
almost 5
>>711747967
I'm a bottom cock slut, but all my friends/family think I'm just a socially inept turbovirgin because I've never brought a woman home.
I had a 3 month affair on my wife with a fat chick.
My wifes hot and crazy in bed but shes a cunt and treats me like a doormat.
Met this one chick at a bar and we started to bang, shes not super fat, chubby with massive tits.
We fucked probably 30 times before I ended it with her and decided to stay with my wife.
I got a girlfriend that one of my best friends has had a crush on for years and i think he hates me for it
>>711760273
Usually indoor cat?
>>711760401
Did you breed with the land whale?
>>711760011
How did this come to be?
>>711760433
Yeah I do
>>711760537
Just hanging out
>>711760559
Lol hey there buddy your fault for not making a move first
>>711760439
yes
>>711759832
>I mean she's great and I love talking with her, there's just no chemistry.
I can kind of understand. In general, I couldn't imagine talking on and on with someone if there wasn't chemistry and it would probably fizzle out with us not talking very quickly. However, who knows, it may be hard to let go of anyone I could talk about the deepest parts of myself with and be unjudged for it.
>>711760433
He'll get over it. Same shit happened to me.
I thought about fighting him.
Funny story, the next girl I dated became my wife.
I'm also the swinger guy in this thread I guess.
>>711760714
Often times they will return to your front yard/bushes area. You can leave food out there if you think they are still wondering about. I've lost mine for a day before.
>>711758887
Cool. Well you just don't have a smooth way to pick up on social cues, and/or appreciate why certain social conventions are practiced. Probably because most of them are highly arbitrary and if your brain doesn't make a connection to your own social needs and desires, it can seem like they are plucked out of nowhere.
I'm not asspie, but I can sometimes seem like it because I understand and consciously disregard many social conventions with people I know well. To strangers though, I observe them to avoid unnecessary confrontation.
They are pretty random though, so don't beat yourself up about not getting it most of the time.
>>711760650
I meant to ask how you came up with an arrangement to send these to a friend
>>711760501
30x apparently.
Now she is a sperm whale!
>>711760247
In my early 20's, I was racked with guilt about it; by my mid 20's, I started to slowly accept it; by my late 20's, I rationalized it and have completely accepted that it's just who I am. I'm not exclusively attracted to girls that age, mind you; I like girls as old as early 40's like Elizabeth Banks and Amy Adams. However, for my penchant for the preteen, my rationale is this:
If they have budding breasts to nurse their young, forming hips to facilitate childbirth, and ovulating to produce offspring, then it's biologically relevant for me to find it attractive therefore psychologically sound. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-V) sort of agrees too. Hebephilia was brought up to be included but was ultimately rejected: they didn't want to pathologize a reproductively legitimate attraction; it's only a social stigma, one in which I no longer subscribe to.
Now, that's different than my friend who is a straight pedophile--she's attracted to 5-year old boys--but we don't talk about realizing our desires, we talk about how we manage them. Her moral compass and character have the wherewithal to handle certain situations. Her ethical sensibilities outweigh whatever other drives she has.
>>711760891
The weirdest part though is i get these emotions that I don't know what to do with there just there sometimes for hours. Though i do get most emotions idk its just weird
>>711758381
Not an option. Her grandfather was a preacher. She's uncomfortable with me pirating cds of hers that got scratched to oblivion but she doesn't have backed up. Not super straight arrow, but there's some shit she won't budge on. Ever.
>>711758443
I'm not sure how much I believe that, but that's mainly because I've been burned bad by a girl like that. The last chick I was with who was like that was batshit insane, stealing things from the friends I lived with while trying to frame me for it, so I'd be kicked out and forced to move in with her and her parents.
>>711758906
That's likely. When we first started dating, I was working in an Amazon warehouse, doing physical labor 10 hours a day. Now I work a desk job and I've gained about 15 pounds.
>>711759131
She actually took it upon herself to get some lube for funsies earlier in the relationship. She was more adventurous. But now it's pretty much stopped. Anything new I suggest is "Well, if you really want to" or "If it's a need for you, I want to meet your needs". It's not sexy when it feels like she's doing things out of obligation.
>>711758717
Calling it off would really fuck things up with my friend group, and family. I thought I was safe from that, because she was an acquaintance's roommate. But that acquaintance is good friends with one of my closest friends, so that connection plus me has meant that she's made good relationships within my friend group. She's met my family and they love her, and consider this a done deal.
Ugh. I think I'm going to have to exercise more, try to get that warehouse body back, and try to just stop caring about whether she feels it's an obligation or not. End of the day, it doesn't really matter if she's faking or not, long as I get off and she's reasonably satisfied. Start showing her some specific porn, to show her examples of what the fuck I'm talking about. I dunno, it just sucks to call off a wedding because the sex is only "okay".
>>711761073
I suppose we all are a bit weird here, anon
>>711761002
Well the tits and ass are nice to grab onto and they really like to eat dick, seriously they seem to be more into it than skinny chicks who just kind of lay there.
She didnt smell bad or look bad or anything. She obviously couldnt ride my dick for very long but she was much softer to be on top of.
>>711760247
Different anon. Alien? Seriously? We're talking about the most human of things here. Also, what is wrong with accepting the truth?
>>711760788
Have you no same-sex friends? Surely you must. Then just imagine the same kind of friendly, chummy dialogue with them but just with a female. You wouldn't want to terminate communication with her because you get a long and not every conversation with the opposite sex needs to, or even ought to, lead to some sort of romantic or sexual bond. They are just other people after all lol.
Given your viewpoints, would I be right in assuming you haven't had much intimate contact with women? Not trying to bash or anything, just genuinely curious because you sound a lot like I did around 16 or so before I started having more normal relations with the opposite sex.
>>711760879
Well, she died in my bed. She didnt wake up.
The vet took some blood and said her heart stopped working in the sleep, nobody knows why..
>>711760149
Interesting - well that's good for you both. Seems to really work for a lot of people. Not something I could do though
>>711748889
>>711761376
Are you going to keep her in your bed? I'm just saying.
I'm gay for my best friend
>>711761675
We know
>>711761571
No, it's been 13 days now since she was burned. She's one with with earth now.. maybe some Russian chick is wearing her pelt..
Today I might stop drinking and get my Life on a line again.. well, I'm completely alone, I dont have a family, the cat was everything.. I might consider suicide but I got everything to make my life good, atleast for a while.
>>711761440
That's completely fine.
Doesn't work for some people. Although we didn't think we would ever be here
>>711760953
I find it hard to believe any man doesn't find teenage girls attractive. The issue is with the understanding of the gap in psychosexual development.
Whilst you are fully aware of the extent of this gap, it still doesn't deter you to any degree from being attracted to them. But with most people this immaturity on the teenager's part is a total and (almost) complete turn-off.
I think I'm slightly more on your end of things, but I have known (and do know) teenage girls who are really fucking annoying to the point where their hotness doesn't matter. I guess it would just take a really mature person for me to consider it. And I think that's pretty rare.
>>711761174
You will regret not breaking it off in 5 or 10 years, and it will be far too late. Life is short, who cares what friends/family think. This is your life, not theirs; they'll come around.
>>711750335
Does anybody believe Bill didn't do cocaine? Probably did it in the oval office
>>711761675
I'm gay for mine too! Brandon is that you, my love?
>>711761273
I've always wanted to bang a fatty.
The few fat chicks I've approached are super defensive about being used for sex.
>>711762019
Last name?
>>711747967
I just masturbated when i promised my girlfriend i wouldnt
>>711761376
Vets are unreliable a lot of the time. Could have been a lot of things. One of the main things is don't use chemicals in the house to clean anything. Especially no bleaches or think gs in toilet water because they drink from those sometimes. Cats skin absorbs chemicals easy too. If you use pinesol to clean your floor keep them in a separate room, then towel the whole floor before letting them around it.
It a good idea for people as well. The best indoor cleaner is vinegar since it's non toxic, edible, and kills as much bacteria as bleach.
>>711761341
Well, I literally have no friends. I can be friendly with almost anyone. More people would have liked to pursue friendships with me than the other way around. I don't identify with a lot of people on a deep level. I personally am the type to invest myself only into relationships that can be one of the few close ones I have.
>>711748502
How are antibiotics going to prevent you from getting HPV, HIV, OR HSV ya stupid nig!
>>711761879
I entirely agree with you. Just from a purely morphological viewpoint, I so happen to find 11/12 year old girls the most attractive. Nonetheless, their normally limited discourse, understanding of the world, priorities, behaviour, etc., make it entirely unattatractive for me. However, sexual and romantic attractions are two separate things. Nonetheless, I would never peruse a sexual relation with a girl that age due to several reasons, with illegality being only a moderate one. However, a girl with an old soul, that's wise beyond her years, that's my aforementioned "adorkable, adventure-loving, take-you-by-the-hand kinda girl with a bright smile, intellectual curiosity, and an attitude to disarm my somewhat introverted nature," then yes, I could see myself being romantically attracted to that person. However, the EARLIEST I could possibly imagine that would be 14.
I'm slowly becoming insane. Dunno how long I have until I do some pretty fucked up shit.
>>711756778
Not the same anon you've been talking to, but people tend to be their own biggest critics. I don't know you, but I'm willing to bet those embarrassing situations you mentioned really aren't as bad as you think they are when you replay then in your head.
>>711761150
And you can never trace where these emotions are coming from? If not, it may very well be chemical imbalance that's to blame. Though I guess most of the time it will be a purely psychological root.
>>711747967
In the past two years, I have murdered 5 separate transients across four states.
>>711762426
Tomorrow
>>711762148
I need to pay 267€ for the blood test, that's not a lot of money for me but for this test.. that's a lot.
Well, most of the time I vaccumed the floors, because there's carpet all over my place..
Thanks for the little talk anon, 4chan's the best place on the internet.
>>711761280
Yes, because there should be a distinction in you that tells you you're not really attracted to them. If not, you should view it as beneath you to act on it. And yes, jacking off to pictures and videos is acting on it.
>>711762456
Slamming a kids face into the ground whilst crying? Being suicidle because we moved? I don't know most people i know just put up with me
>>711762289
>I literally have no friends
>invest myself only into relationships that can be one of the few close ones I have.
... so you do have friends. And as a fellow introvert, I'm not one for blase acquaintances and whatnot either. You can be just as close emotionally with a female without any of the sexual attraction. I promise you it is possible.
>>711759564
Me too I have two kids and a bitch for a wife. I sit in there until my leg goes to sleep
>>711757921
You are garbage. Do the world a favor and run in front of a train.
>>711749958
A gangbang isn't just two guys and a girl.
i really like my best friend. i wanna date her but my ex who is also good friends with her wants to get back together. any advice?
