train your lucario well
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train your lucario well
>>711942239
Just affirm that I look like white trash, and then I'll accept your dislike.
I hate and love comforters because it makes me feel (obviously) comfortable, but sometimes I wake up and know I sweated during the night. I always sleep on my side.
kys faggot
>>711942444
You don't though, you look like white perfection. You're the cutest.
I always sleep on my side or my back, I cannot understand people who sleep on their stomachs. I have only ever slept on my stomach when I've passed out from other things.
>>711942462
who /gettinglittenandnotevolvingpasttorracat/ here
>>711942675
did you eat yet?
>>711942777
no, not yet, i got busy and couldn't look but now i'm looking for some food
might make an omelette if we have peppers and mushrooms
>>711942777
>white perfection
Haha nah tho.
Yeah me neither. For some reason, sleeping on my back is aight but not the most comfortable. I need to sleep on my side and switch sides multiple times before I fall asleep.
>>711942777
who /webmofwillyeatingyesplease/ here?
>>711942777
i'm getting poplio
>>711942906
I'm not sure either of those are prerequisites for an omelette but they're both very delicious.
>>711942939
Girl you're flawless.
I used to toss and turn like that but I haven't in a few years, something made me much less restless. I know it's not drinking either since I solved my problem before that.
>>711942969
Well...I mean, it's the gay choice.
>>711942952
what?
>>711942884
This artist did pretty good work, pity he hasn't done much since.
>>711943067
Except for my everything, sure.
Probably has some huge psychological significance that states a difference between us.
>>711943067
>what?
/willyeatingwebmyesplease/
>>711943067
tbh i just don't wanna go with the popularity of rowlet and i'm not into the kot
>>711943067
they're not but i like to add things to an omelette
>>711943172
itmightbebecauseIlostmyvirginityImeanthetimingtotallychecksoutjustsayiiiiiiiing
I don't know, I don't think you can derive too terribly much from that.
>>711943208
I'm so into the kot, but third form is too silly for me
and too slow, torracat has 90 base speed. Incineroar has goddamn 60
>>711943321
but the pelvic flames tho
>>711943321
Got it. Preserving your virginity makes it harder to slip suddenly into unconsciousness.
I keep forgetting the third evolution name. Litten, Torracat, and...?
>>711943424
Man fuck that.
Worse than that though is that it suffers from oshawott syndrome only backwards. 2 quadruped pre evos and then it decides its back legs are the best? Fuck that. It's just out of place.
>>711943535
Restful sleep is more difficult when you're sexually frustrated, I'm betting~
Incineroar.
>>711943610
Except I usually beat my meat before I sleep.
I remember a few people speculating "Beltigre" or "Beltiger," which I felt sounded nice.
>>711942337
that's fucking gay.
>>711943727
It's not the same, psychologically.
Yeah incineroar is dumb on a cat that stands on two legs, it looks more like it guffaws in spanish. Fucking luchador-ass cat.
>>711943610
hence why lil poppi is bess
>>711943853
nope, unevolved torracat. I'll literally outspeed everything ingame.
>>711943848
Do you always bang before bed?
No, he's a qt and you just don't deserve him.
>>711943908
i dont know about that
>>711944031
>Do you always bang before bed?
Yes.
Or wank
Helps me get to sleep.
>>711944031
No, I drink and jerk off and remember with relief that I'm not a virgin.
Thank god, I'm not into Mexicans.
>>711944126
Look up base stats in sun and moon sometime. Everything is unbelievably slow, it's actually gross.
aaaaaand cue nibi
>>711944201
oh boyo
>>711944201
How often do most couples have sex? I'm not very in on any of it.
He's not Mexican, he's a cat. And he lifts.
Merda.
>>711944339
it's awful, I'm never using any of them since I only run offense
>>711944340
>How often do most couples have sex?
I have no view on the behavior of "most couples" whatsoever. I don't really know what normal is.
He LOOKS like a luchador. He's a mexican cat that lifts.
>>711944499
pendejo
>>711944559
I'm even less privy to normalcy. I'm sure there's studies done.
He fucks.
>>711944559
lets pray sun & moon pull a b&w2 where we don't have to use any of the region's pokemon if we don't want to and get the best of the other regions early on
>>711944559
>I don't really know what normal is.
what a surprise
>>711944559
I was implying italian
>>711944640
Actually, you're probably closer to normal than me.
>tfw no baracat bf to pound my boypussy with barbed dick
>>711944671
I'm not super optimistic after x/y
>>711944707
yeah but I don't speak pasta
>>711944702
you're a degenerate too you know
>>711944819
Cazzo.
>>711944938
Fettuccine Alfredo.
>>711944819
Yes, but some people think I am normal
Many years in customer service have given me incredible lying powers.
>>711944819
Let's just agree to both have missed the mark on normalcy by a vast degree.
iktf. Seems I'm getting progressively less into bara, but I still appreciate muscles.
>>711944819
did you hear nintendo's banning players who played the leak from online activity
>>711944979
I work in customer service, vaguely, but I'm pretty sure nobody mistakes me for normal. The hair is kind of a deal breaker.
>>711945002
Oh for sure.
I mean I think I still have some weird vestiges of heterosexuality in that I like soft guys. Physically soft, anyway, whether that's chubby or effeminate or whatever.
>>711945009
I didn't know there was a leak to ban people over.
>>711944973
Bastardo
>>711945162
idk how but some people got their hands on an emulated leak that was apparently legit
>>711945162
The only comment I get about my hair is old asian ladies wishing they had hair like mine, and younger ladies telling me I should grow it out like in my ID work badge picture
subby i'm gonna eat your hotdog
>>711945223
Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach
>>711945284
I mean I'm not sure what they expected, nintendo to not ban them? Banning is nintendo's thing.
>>711945286
Do it cutie pie.
>>711945306
That's fine I don't need it anyway I'm on a diet.
>>711945162
Upper limits of skinnyfit, before turning into full godmode or bara, is probably where it's at for me right now.
Mostly because I'm striving towards that direction.
>>711945386
Usually I let it grow until it becomes a nuisance, then cut it
>>711945386
How's life, anyway? You looking forward to January?
>>711945418
The most in shape dude I ever fucked with was full zyzz mode and I honestly wasn't about it.
He was good though so it's fine.
>>711945479
Mine is probably constantly a nuisance by most standards.
>>711945493
Dude I'm on cloud fucking nine, everything is magnificent and has been for a week.
>>711945645
Post pics
>discrimination against homos is legal in my county
oh florida
>>711945645
Honestly that'd heavily intimidate me and make me feel horribly inadequate, such that I'd feel as though I don't belong in the same room.
Well that's good to hear.
>>711945767
Fuck yeah Florida
>>711945645
Wow, I've never had that long of an enjoyable timeframe.
>>711945761
I'll send you one later on steam or something.
>>711945767
It should be, at least for private individuals and businesses, everywhere. As should racial discrimination and discrimination on any other grounds.
Praise Pence.
>>711945847
Oh yeah it was insanely intimidating. I definitely had sex with him without taking my shirt off. I'm 110% sure the only reason he fucked me was because he was horny and I showed up first.
>>711945952
the god emperor makes me very happy
>>711945932
no wonder it turned to a red state
>>711943201
Source?
>>711945994
My problem at the moment is that I finally have a decent gaming rig, but I don't know what to play.
>>711945994
Punctuality and motivation will get you far in life.
Yeah I'm just never going to have sex with anybody because the whole deal seems intimidating and a bother.
Also, your shirt thing reminds me of how fatties don't take their shirts off when they go to the pool.
>>711946186
Super Smash Bros. Melee, obviously. No other game has ever made me happy.
>>711946236
It's the only time I've ever been punctual in my life, so yeah, clearly.
I grew up fat and I still have gross mantits that existed even when I was briefly auschwitz mode when I was 18. I'm way less uncomfortable shirtless than I used to be but it's still not great.
>>711946246
No, that's the game everyone at my uni's "gaming" society plays when they meet. While I'm few of the odd ones out playing games 95% of the people there don't know about.
Well, that only happened once and I never went there again. It was right before I first started taking antidepressants too.
>>711946246
OVAWATCH
>>711946440
Beaters are like a level between being shirted and being shirtless. I like it.
>>711946532
They're playing melee? Not smash 4? Because melee's godlike dude buy a controller and go join them. It'll change your fucking life.
>>711946539
>overwatch
yes yes I KNOW
I've got a long ass cable it'll be done when my brother's home so my dad doesn't accidentally throw himself out a window
I also realized the other day that I have really grotesque upper arm fat so I'm working on fixing that regularly now, I hadn't realized it since my forearms are fine.
>>711946813
I played it before. It didn't have my attention for long.
>>711946813
I've just gotten a bit addicted to it. Send help.
Yeah the only problem I've had with my arms is unattractive boniness.
>>711946944
well yeah you've gotta learn it too, otherwise you won't appreciate the depth and beauty of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYgopUL8kk8
Watch this for a taste.
>>711946981
Well at least it's not me and melee/drinking/dick
My problem is actually probably easier to fix than yours, funny enough.
>>711947142
On the bright side, at least my eating habits have gotten better. Still, obsessively playing Overwatch isn't good imo.
I've definitely gotten better, but I'm not sure. I'd need to lift a lot more.
>>711945386
>>711947142
I'm not into that stuff. Usually I like stealth-action games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs66DAJVQQY
>>711947315
I don't know how my eating habits are, but as long as they're below 1500/1600 I'm good
>>711947404
How boring. I guess deus ex was alright.
>>711947394
oh that hot dog
>>711947687
hot doggin
>>711947687
Yeah 1500-2000 with exercise is good enough for me to hopefully burn off some of the fat I've gained.
Got really close to going out and grabbing some unhealthy food the past two days, but somehow held back.
>>711947825
put yours between my buns cutie pie
>>711947863
why is there no button I can press that turns me into a perfectly shaped trap slut devoid of aesthetic flaws
>get a 93 and a 96 on two tests
>suddenly, grade update from the class that we've had no other grades in
>96 is now a 99 because we got 3 extra points
I mean
sweet deal
>>711947930
Ew @ traps
Beings devoid of aesthetic flaws are only present in artwork.
Working hard is a pain, but also feels good.
>>711947930
When are you gonna come teach me how to dark souls
>>711948112
Different strokes I guess. You'd make a cute trap if you weren't 20 billion feet tall anyway.
Working hard is the least rewarding thing in the fucking universe, I just want to be perfect by default.
>>711948221
idk I've become really cheap recently
buy me a ticket and I'll do whatever you want, whenever you want
especially if it's dark souls
also I'm gonna leave work slightly early later boys message me on steam if you like
>>711948366
Ew, no.
It only feels satisfying in retrospect.
Later.
>>711948366
bye bye PM me on steam later
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