ITT: we judge other anons based on their keys.
The last one was fun.
I like where this is going>>711925715
>>711926080
You're vegetarian and let everybody know it.
>>711926080
keys are least interesting part of this picture
>>711925715
faggot/10
>>711926210
Just a grocery store card, im not a vegetarian
>>711926237
Whats interesting? Lol
>>711926080
early 20s, lives in hometown. not married but live in girlfriend.
>>711926703
she must have a large vagina
Furry nigging
>>711926703
Close. 24, do live with my gf, but in our own place near the university. Both moved here to go to college.
>>711926874
that key on the top for a yaris? or do the toyota keys look similar or something
>>711926874
>that snowbasin
>that sun valley sun
Muh nigga
>>711926931
BMW E38-E36-E34 Confirmed
:D
>>711925715
Good God OP I refuse to believe you go in public like that. Not even a fucking lanyard.
>>711926080
>be 2000 and almost another 17
>Not being a single Mom
>Being a rewards member
>>711926874
>"those keys look pretty normal"
>see bff pendant
>getaloadofthisguy.jpg
>>711926874
Twenty-something, manual laborer. Enjoys fast food. Smokes and has a dog.
>>711927114
good eye since its one fuck'd up key. but its a E46
>>711927260
nice key ways kek
>>711926994
got same for my '99 yaris
>>711925715
Tucks in shirt and probably wears a lot of Mossy Oak camo clothes. Has probably butchered own meat. Has girlfriend who wears baseball caps
>>711927332
where you live man? aldo how much you got your e46 for? im looking to buy either an e46 m3 or e46 330ci
>>711925715
and where does the leather strap lead me to
>>711926994
2003 Hyundai Sonata
>>711927260
Friendship is "key"
>>711927505
I butcher my own meat, but everything else is wrong. Girlfriend wears sun hats, even in winter.
>>711925715
furry/10
>>711927446
I would like to have that simple bunch of keys
>>711927711
Damn shame that. Girls in baseball caps are cute
>>711927260
No lanyard, keys go on my belt. Work as a bike messenger, shit hanging from my neck would be bad.
>>711927812
Not a furry, taxidermist.
yes please
>>711927554
You'll need to figure that out
:^)
>>711925715
What's up my fellow furfag?
>>711926080
>>711926874
>>711927260
>>711927446
>>711927812
>having a bunch of junk on your keys
>>711926931
a-ok
Fuck my key game is weak
>>711928249
I direct you to
>>711927995
>>711927531
europe gave 5700 for it, yeah those are some cool good cars
>>711927812
What is the thing with the LCD on it?
Why do you all keep so much clutter on yours?
>>711929579
So they don't get lost?? obviously
>>711925715
lol do you work at Wal-Mart, OP?
>>711929673
That actually makes sense
>>711929169
It's the passgen for my bank account, it changes every minute.
>>711927995
so did you do that? Then great
>>711925715
>160 Harvard Rd, Littleton, MA 01460 USA
Did you really leave your adress in coordinates on the keyband in this picture?
>>711929979
send ALL THE PIZZA!
>>711925715
Guys, this is a SCAM. You can make copies of keys if you know what they look like. Mythbusters did it.
He's just going to copy your keys and backtrace your IP through exif data and steal your stuff.
>>711930277
Whatever he left his adress on his keyband so he's the first one beeing robbed.
Glad to see a non-shit thread
>>711930614
Toyota driving log sucker
I like my keys as basic as possible. Also OCD that they have to be in size order. And the right way.
I can't put them on my car keys because they jingle to much and it annoys me
The chinky owner of this sites needs to choke on OPS keys. 2mb is fucking horse shit
>>711929979
It's probably the one slightly right of center but I'm not sure.
>>711930995
Nah, OP is a fag probably lives in a trailer in the woods
>>711928496
you nasty fucker...
>>711929673
get a brain and keep track of shit
>>711929456
An actual swiss knife on the Keychain lol.
But what's that thing on the left...?
Rate mine
>>711932127
Except for the green shiny carabiner it looks nice.
What's written on that coin?
I hate keys. This is the only one I carry. I enter my house through the garage, which opens when the transponder on my bike is scanned. House entry doors are on Bluetooth locks. Truck key hangs on a hook in the garage.
>>711932713
Isn't it easy to copy the signal of your keys by scanning it with every receiver and then misuse it?
![IMG_6542[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2C9fMkR.jpg "IMG_6542[1].jpg")
if you recognize the keychain, you get +10 points
>>711933232
dank kush mang
Rate mine?
>>711935551
tits or gtfo
>>711926237
I kow right? Fuc king wiskey bottle on floor. Solid plank table. Colorado cabin rug. How the fuck do you get cell service in 1860 Dodge?
Everyone in this thread is under the age of 25 and still lives at home judging by these key chains
>>711926874
Jesus christ I hope you are a woman with a key set like that. And a fucking hyndai to boot. Fuck.
>>711936299
What makes you say that?
>>711930995
Nice home.
>>711925715
The spur is a key chain my dad used to carry all the time, it's mine now. He isn't dead, but he is dying. So I'll give it to my son one day.
>>711927446
you live with your parents and try to play guitar and want everyone to know it
>>711936175
I like whiskey. I made this table back in high school.
Fuckin love my rug.
Im from the midwest, wish i was in the mountains tho
>>711925715
>>711937141
saab driver ayyy
mine arent too bad i dont think
The meter comes in handy tho.
you mad?
>>711938312
What do you do for a living?
>>711938611
nevermind. fake
>>711938312
>>711938312
>mom's key
>dad's key
>older brother's key
>still takes the bus
>>711937141
those are some serious fucking keys on the left there. what the fuck are you locking up? solid gold dragon dildos?
Currently taking a shit a work...
>>711938611
Sits on 4chan all day and does fuck all
>>711938941
probably just really old obscure keys from another country
>>711937141
We have the same door entry dongle. See my keys with alien and Subaru key above.
Remember to keep your house keys and car keys separate anons
Safety first!
>>711932127
No.
Why do none of you fucks have usb sticks?
>>711928625
>>711935551
>>711937141
jesus fucking christ, the locks that go to some of these keys cost more than most of the cars in this thread
>>711928129
>USB key full of CP
Confirmed Tor-surfing pederast
>>711939071
rfid keys are not that old
>>711939567
is that what those are? i don't fucking know i'm just an internet troll
>>711939567
>>711939648
no they aren't.
Those keys aren't all that uncommon, though, we have them on all lockers at work as well since we have to lock up all valuables.
>>711927812
You have bloodtype 0+
>>711938956
Noone that wants to send this to his boss?
>>711939874
i didnt say they wre uncommon, they're just really expensive high security locks, shit you dont bother buying unless you're locking up something even more expensive. they're the kind of locks insurance companies require for coverage
>>711925715
posting keys. Am i doin it rite?
>>711933232
Dab tool?
>>711940030
How?
>>711939874
and yes, they are rfid, the spots behind the dimples, one is a magnet to disengage the locks sidebar and the other is the chip to send the code to allow the keyway to turn
>>711925715
r8/h8
>>711925715
>>711926874
>>711928565
>>711928885
>>711929456
>>711933232
>>711935551
>>711936650
>>711938956
>>711939560
too much gay extra shit fam
>>711937807
e46 or e39 bud?
>>711940645
Ahh yeah I see it's not his job but a fitness center member card. You could still send them an email though.
![20161116_201925[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zuSDHX1.jpg "20161116_201925[1].jpg")
>>711941202
About what? Why?
>>711925715
No need for a picture.
Literally just one key and my gym tag.
i dont know what the silver key opens
should be getting a car key on here today
>>711940736
Guess you're right. All rfid keys I know look more like car keys with displays to indicate permission before you try to open it.
![IMG_1400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iC3j4UG.jpg "IMG_1400[1].jpg")
>>711941501
forgot pic
>>711929979
Not my address, it's where I met my girlfriend.
>>711929685
Nope, bike messenger.
>>711929927
I did, thanks!
>>711927812
esas 100 pesetas ahi buenas. que es eso un cuenta pasos o algo asi?
>>711929927
>It's the passgen for my bank account, it changes every minute.
wtf
Roast me
>>711938956
Has nobody else noticed this fucks alium fingers?
>>711932127
Stupid and gay and you're probably fat
>>711941173
>too much gay extra shit fam
>random ass pair of fake dentures
Here you go OP
>>711942442
Haha I'm tall. It helps with the whole rock climbing thing.
>>711942734
I make teeth, the mini teeth are connected to my office keys, helps me keep track of which is which when it gets dark out. and they're TINY as you can see.
Question still stands
>Get metadata from pic
>Find address
>get copy of key made based off of the pic
(you can genuinely get this done)
>go to house
>open the door
>shit on the floor
>OP is a T rex
>>711942809
u are probably rich.
and ur cup tells me ur a fgt :D
:3
>>711936958
how did you know?
>>711938731
underrated
>>711939498
i have internet.
>>711943137
lol this is EXACTLY why i wiped my metadata before posting
>>711944666
chckd
succ
>>711943298
The amount of stupid in that post is astounding.
>>711941253
Send a screencap. Maybe they'll look into who that member card belongs too and laugh about him.
Get in this curse voice and fuck it up -Bunch of pussies in there Have fun. ggWP League Fags
cv.gg/r8GE
64gb USB
Leatherman Squirt PS4
and a 550 paracord fob with a ferrocerium rod so I am always capable of burning down the building I am in
>>711945768
qt pineapple thing *-*
>>711943597
no one?
Q_Q
>>711926080
Maybe if you stopped drinking and driving you wouldn't need a rewards card you fucking alcoholic
>>711926874
Dunno if female or gay
>>711927431
Kid on 4chan didn't have time to lay the keys down or risk mom finding out you took them from her purse
>>711927446
90s baby
>>711927812
God tier janitor with anemia
>>711928496
Hick with a smelly house
>>711928505
Just got a car but no responsibilities, teen with stay at home mom
>>711929579
my hero
>>711930614
hair stylist
>>711946019
i like this fire stick. gonna buy that too.
>>711946019
What's on the usb?
>>711941203
how'd you get it to stick to the ceiling
>>711943597
>>711946624
You're a faggot, who cares.
>>711946244
thanks paps
>>711947066
mostly spreadsheets, word documents, and various movies and music
I dont use it ALL the time but when I really need it, its always with me.
>>711947045
got it from here
https://www amazon com/dp/B016T3D1B6/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2VY85X6DIUSWP&coliid=I39105CSIA4JJD&psc=1
the carabiner clip is pretty sturdy and the spring is nice and stiff
>>711925715
>>711941173
E46 318Ci
>>711936650
we're all technically dying, just at different speeds
> figures out where anon lives, uses photo to get key cut for his house.
Really?
>>711947767
i don't really understand what this is, just a piece of steel to make sparks with? why not carry a bic instead?
>>711948558
I bet Im dying faster than you shitlord
>>711948615
keys are double sided my m8 good luck
>>711948650
its a ferrocerium rod
you can make a fire with it if you dont happen to have matches or a lighter, but I can easily get it into a building with metal detectors because they just see it as a keychain
some places wont let you even bring lighters through
I usually always have a lighter on me, a lighter in my car, and usually some matches somewhere, and then I carry this as well for the inevitable time when I will need to burn something down and dont have a lighter
I like fire
>>711948670
i hope you are faggot
>>711948650
I could easily strike it with a key or the file/knife on my multitool in order to cast off a spark
ferrocerium sparks are thousands of degrees
flint & steel sparks are only 500-600 degrees F, for comparison
so its a bit easier to get something to catch with a much hotter spark
>>711948928
I caught the aids from your dad
>>711949061
oh jeez. does sound pretty fun to go around sparking shit for luls
>>711948670
its not a race...
>>711949272
FUCK YOU EVERYTHINGS A RACE
IM GOING TO GO WIN RIGHT NOW
dont post your keys you retards, copies can be made from a picture
>>711948166
late 20s, about to get married, enjoys chik fil a
Here's mine
>>711925715
Topkek the oval key in the top right is a baotian scooter key. Obese furfag detected.
>>711949743
idiot
newfags wants attention and validation
>are you sure about the whole deal on anonymous and shit?
>>711950061
1/3 ain't bad. Chik-Fil-A is delicious.
>>711926080
How do you fuck up at taking a picture this bad.
Mine. Fresh OC.
If you like please leave a comment or give thumbs up.
Why do people have so much useless crap on
>>711943597
What kind of a fucking faggot are you?
I bet yo let this filthy rainbow shit hang out of your pocket to show everybody how special and nonconformistic you are while cleaning the hallways in your local Walmart.
>>711942382
is that a rape whistle?
>>711950747
Amen to that.
>>711939498
I do
>>711925715
>>711939498
No, sorry, I only have fucking floppy discs on my keys. Do you even internet?
>>711952131
I bet you are not using your turn signals.
>>711950538
Not obese or furfag, and mine is branded as TaoTao. Stupid fun for zipping scraping town, better than my Virago in traffic.
>>711952321
Hahahha actually, quite honestly i use my turn signals every single time.
>>711951809
Pill container.
I keep hydro in it
>>711930995
Massachusettsfag here. Shall I pay him a visit?
Pic for attention.
>>711952452
post pics of BMW with turn signals on
>>711925715
My lockfuckers boys.
>>711925715
>>711952549
>>711953383
>>711953420
Trump voting redneck
>>711925715
furfag
>>711926080
boring vegan
>>711926874
Average dude
>>711926931
Nice and basic
>>711927260
boring as shit at parties
>>711953775
Fucking ricer with lowered honda, thinks hes fast
> cuz i have intake and exhaust
>>711953981
I know it's not fast, bone stock no vtec, not lowered, stock exhaust, but I still drive it like it is
>>711927446
Homeless. Only owns a car. Small key for a small safe perhaps.
>>711938312
>>711939498
For what? So you can carry around your cp?
>>711929927
>passgen f
it's called a Token
>>711954194
Jesus christ, all the bimmer faggots are out today including myself.
>having keys
>>711936650
yea... im gonna have to call bullshit on that
unless your father is a manchild like you
>>711955048
you will get yours son, kid
>>711925715
fucking stupid nigger who cant even afford a car and is stealing bikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs66DAJVQQY these are my keys yto
>>711954529
kek
>>711954618
among other things, sure
>>711943597
>german
>very young
>big pockets or carry a purse
?
>>711938956
ayy lmao
This entire thread should be saved for whenever somone asks what happened to /b
>>711956332
How about stfu and contribute your faggot keys, if you even own a car?
>>711956475
Emo
>>711955303
don't need em mate errything be keyless
>>711928249
poor
a furry
>scum, kys
>>711956528
how about fuck you, you fucking fuck, I wish I could watch you dying you son of a bitch, fuck yourself you fucking retared fag. Fuck you and your shit, fucking fuck off! Fuck the fucking fuckers like you, because fuck! You fucking ugly son of a bitch, the only positive thing in your live is a HIV test. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. And by the way: Go fuck yourself you fucking fuck.
>>711957359
Im so sorry anon. Please forgive me, i didnt know i hurt your feelings.
oh boy
my car is a toyota, i have never owned a dodge and I dont remember how the dodge thing got on my keychain but there it will forever stay.
>>711957359
It worked
>>711926874
I have the same god-damn mouse
Mfw lost my keys
>>711955314
Don't steal bikes, have several locks. I have a car, a motorcycle, and a moped.
>>711957359
okay
>>711958150
>playstation 2
hipster without money
>>711958323
its retro mang
Its not me, ya dumb fag
>>711958323
and i use waaay more money on ps2 gems then on new gems
>>711958519
of corse you do
why would you say that on the internet if it wasn't true
>>711925715
Retarded furfag
The little capsule shaped thing has a fiver in it for if I'm ever in particular need of a fiver. Haven't used it since I moved down to uni
Extreme ways that help me
They help me out late at night
Extreme places I had gone
That never seen any light
Dirty basements, dirty noise
Dirty places coming through
Extreme worlds alone
Did you ever like it then?
>>711946019
impressive. also keep a ferro rod/magnesium bar on mine. posted below, but upside down.
>>711951235
good question
>>711947118
>>711955703
>>711951648
actually i am female >_>
>>711955703
how did u know i am german? xd
i dont own a purse, i keep it in my backpack ^-^
>>711925715
>>711960675
i'm a wizard
also, i live right next to an Apotheke
Ohh ohh, do me
>>711957785
are you a dog or is that a dog carpet?
>>711926080
25. Work as a window repair man. Beginning stages of severe alcohol
Don't have a house key at the moment due to my sister losing hers.
>>711928496
Are you me?
>>711961421
Woman
so tits or gtfo
![1116161656[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jX0sYVt.jpg "1116161656[1].jpg")
r8 me m8s
>>711943137
you could just walk up without a key and kick the door in. lawl.
>>711961758
youre 22 with no social life and spend your days playing vidya with a fat ugly neckbeard chick you think you might have feelings for
>>711942380
Drives a 2005 Pontiac grand prix
>>711930614
Fuck yeah Seattle!
>>711958679
Srsly. Nobody?
>>711946019
Hey /k/ommando
>>711936299
>lives at home
where else would i live? kek
>>711961029
lol jepp, didnt thought about that ^-^
>>711936299
how about fuck you, you fucking fuck, I wish I could watch you dying you son of a bitch, fuck yourself you fucking retared fag. Fuck you and your shit, fucking fuck off! Fuck the fucking fuckers like you, because fuck! You fucking ugly son of a bitch, the only positive thing in your live is a HIV test. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. And by the way: Go fuck yourself you fucking fuck.
>>711948865
You're sketchy as fuck
>>711961758
Does going out to the shit local bar on weekends and occasionally seeing friends during the week count as a social life?
>>711952131
I have that same rayovac flashlight on one of my sets
>>711961255
Nobody?
Is everyone in here a mobile fag?
>>711958913
Wtf is a fiver
http://vision.ucsd.edu/~blaxton/sneakey.html
You all are idiots for posting keys online. They can easily be duplicated.
>>711959325
Mexican nigger detected
>>711960502
Tits or Gtfo
>>711961653
What a bitch mang
