When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
10 months ago
never have, likely never will
13 August 2015
>>712018476
Sadly this
>>712018409
2006
Last night
>>712018476
mah nigga
>>712018476
this is now a feels thread
>>712018476
This
Bout 30 min ago
>>712018476
This
>>712018409
A more than a year ago. Girlfriend left, was sad, redpilled myself on MGTOW, havent had an actual relationship since. Mostly, just concentrated myself and work, got myself a motorcycle too. CBR1000rr, thanks Sandman.
>>712018476
thats a feelsbadman
my advice don't be a beta
>>712018409
10 minutes ago.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>712018409
Tonight, with a co-worker.
>>712018476
This
Story of my life
saturday
>>712018866
Go on...
>>712018409
2009 or 2010,can't really remember. Kek
Right now
>>712018793
I have a lot of respect for you, anon. That's good to hear you're doing well by yourself.
A little over a year. Gonna get laid tomorrow. Feels good, man.
>>712019188
Well you know where I will be. Right here
>>712018988
Lol, shit. It happens pretty much every night.
She flirted with me since day one, which was about 8 months ago.
About 4 months ago, she grabbed my dick out of nowhere, and we just kept feeling each other up when we could at work.
Two months ago, we got drunk after we closed, and I fucked her on a table at work. Now we fuck every night we work together. It's kinda shitty because she has a boyfriend, but she's a freshman in college so it's not that legit. But she's been increasingly wanting to sleepover, seemingly every night. I just hope it can continue, she's hot as fuck and has a tight body
>>712019531
Got pics, anon. Make me jealous.
Two hours ago in the shower. Then thirty minutes ago in bed.
A little over a year ago. I'd like to get some, but I'm not doing bad.
>>712019531
Big deal, you banging the typical woman. I'd say be careful though, I got fired for fucking my boss at work, its so easy to get caught.
>>712018409
6 months ago. First time. NEVER GIVE UP, BROTHERS.
>>712019621
You know how it is with chicks now. It's all done via Snapchat now, and they know when you take a screenshot. Plus, she only sends the very occasional provocative picture. She's the classiest slut I've ever dealt with.
Trust me, I'm a believer in making videos, but that's a girlfriend-esque kinda thing. Got any risky behavior stories?
>>712018409
reverse virgin here. my last time was december 2002.
>>712020024
What the fuck is a reverse virgin?
>>712019845
She's not even a woman yet, just an 18 year old chick. It's a close knit shop, I wouldn't get fired. I'm not saying it's a big deal, the guy just asked me about it lol. I wish I was creative enough to make an enticing greentext story.
>>712020051
you have sex, then one day just stop and never have it again
>>712020051
Use context clues you oaf
>>712018409
About 8 hours ago.
>>712020082
Shit
...
That's a scary thought.
Literally earlier this afternoon. Fucking this 8.5/10 cutie from my work. Hope to make her my gf.
>>712020082
Celibacy. Okay.
>>712018409
last week with a 44yo women.
big boobs.
also rimmed me.
>>712018409
Had sex in June. Sad thing is, I live with my gf. She's always horny but I am just not sexually attracted to her anymore.
>>712018409
Monday last week
>>712020179
not by choice though :(
>>712020216
She's gonna cheat on you, you nigger.
>>712020327
>gonna
>>712018409
not sure if i had sex, but if i did the last time was when i was 11
>>712018409
Three months. I'm in a relationship, she's waiting on a blood test because some dumb fuck got her with a needle (she's a doctor). I hate my fucking life.
>>712018476
LOL should an hero now
>>712020216
Thats not sad, not yet at least. Whats really going to be sad is when you become a cuck. Not that she isnt cucking you already, I mean when she actually does it right in front of you and you just take it. Thats when you become a sad waste of a motherfucker for life and not even killing yourself with offer some redemption.
>>712018409
last thursday night.
>be last thursday night around midnight
>get text from gf
>"i'm horny"
>go over to her place
>start fucking
>pull my dick out to change positions
>covered in blood
>"oops. i thought my period wouldn't start until tomorrow"
>>712020216
you should end things, it's not fair to either of you if one person isn't into the other anymore.
Lmao I had sex on last Saturday but my gf had to go to her hometown for a week lmao
>>712020513
And the Lord said unto thee;
"Fuck her in the shower"
>>712018409
Three weeks ago.
>>712020327
>>712020464
Nah, she's too nuts about me. We have been together for 4 years and we have too much invested for her to go and cheat. We both masturbate, that's good enough. Believe it or not guys, not everyone is at risk of being cuckolded.
>inb4 denial
It's just how our relationship works.
>>712020626
i took a shower and then she gave me a blowjob
>>712018409
> 'Last Time'
>>712020567
We're very much in love, just don't have sex anymore. It isn't that weird, were pretty much married.
>>712020765
you can shower me if you want
>>712018409
Bout 4 years ago almost sealed the deal last night but i nose dived
>>712018409
June... of 2015. Sometimes I regret starting
>>712018409
last time my wife and I of 5 years had sex was in december 2012
we're getting divorced. looking around on the dating market to see whats available nowadays and I see there is nothing good left
A few months ago
>>712021019
It has changed a lot since then man. Best of luck.
>>712018409
Uhh like 9 months ago? But I'm with this new girl and hopefully soon I'll get that nut in.
>>712018409
Last week. Use a condom boys, baby scares are no joke.
>>712021019
Jesus Christ dude :S.
Just go to a bar, download tinder/grindr, whatever. It's not about dating now, it's a matter of making sure shit still works.
Been trying to go celibate for a few years now but never managed.
Decided to try and go all of 2016 without, got drunk and fucked up once.
It gets easier, but there are tough times, usually when alcohol is involved.
So 6 months ago I guess?
1 1/2 hours ago.
>>712018476
>>712020715
>inb4 denial
Yes, you have gotten to the point of denial in which dont even care about being in denial, look at you!
>We have been together for 4 years
So? Women cheat regardless of how many years theyve been with whatever guy, makes no difference, its just in their nature. You arent giving her sex, thats what shes supposed to be doing to you so, props there to you. Obviously using one of their tactics agaisnt her is confusing her but, that fact of not giving her what she wants will be enough reason for her to cheat on you and to justify it to her that what she will do is righteous.
Dude, you remain willfully ignorant and that makes you a huge fool, you deserve what you will get.
>>712021086
Yeah I think Im going to have to do something like move to Poland or somewhere in eastern europe where girls still are traditional and conservative and the culture instills moral values.
>>712021173
nah Im not into degeneracy. plus if I did descend into casual sex with sluts, it would be hypocritical of me to want to someday find a traditional girl
>>712018409
3 minutes ago wif ur mum, faggit.
tonight with your mom and sister
>>712018409
2 years plus some days ago.
Fuck.
Alright boys here's the story of the last time I had sex
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>>712019948
Sure, I got one. No pics though, for the same reason.
Went to her place Valentine's day, were both high schoolers. I was a senior, she was a junior. She told me her parents are out of town. We get to railing and right in the middle, I hear this loud angry knock, like the kind where you think your gonna die when he walks in. It was her fucking dad. We both put our clothes on freaking the fuck out. I hide behind her blinds for, like, 15 minutes and he finds me, puts 2 and 2 together and scolds me. Her parents kick me out for good. I drive home, go to bed. I was so scared i was gonna die that i forgot I still had the condom on.
Best pussy I've ever had. Totally worth it.
>>712018409
9 months before you were born.
With your mom ahahahhaah ugitit?
>>712018409
Like a week before my ex and I split so like over two months now. Fuck.
>>712021086
While a lot has changed, things where pretty bad back before I met my wife. I was looking for a traditional long term girl but every girl I got with just wanted to fuck around and as soon as I mentioned anything about a relationship they all got scared and stopped wanting to fuck and said stuff like they didnt want any commitments or attachments until they get to like 29 or 30
I finally found a girl from eastern europe that was very traditional and wanted to get married. It was really awesome having a traditional girl, up until I lost my job and couldnt find another one and she started frequently telling me that she expects me to be the man and she lost respect for me. All of that lead up to her wanting to get divorced. Just to be clear, she was extremely frugal and pinched every penny, it wasnt an issue of golddigger it was an issue of she expected a traditional husband to be the man and the provider.
>>712018409
I don't have sex, I'm a wizard.
>>712018476
I'm a nigger and even I can relate to this.
>>712019948
she doesn't have to know you are filming
In B4 hand.jpg
about 3 hours ago. you won't believe it, but i cannot tell anybody IRL i might as well tell /b/
>be me
>in my english class at uni
>teacher always ignores me
>turned in shit paper because busy with other shit
>prof says come see her in office hours
>first time she's spoken to me all term
>go to her office hours
>she asks me why i turned in such a shit paper
>give her some bullshit excuse
>she says, "oh, ok. i thought it was because you could tell i was attracted to you and you thought you could get away with slacking off"
>wat?
>she goes on to tell me how attracted to me she is
>puts her hand on my leg
>instaboner
>after a bit more small talk i get up to go
>she gets my back to the door and kisses me
>rubs her belly against my crotch
>i am diamonds now
>picked her up and fucked her against the door
>>712022193
And then you woke up
>>712022338
as i said, you won't believe it
>>712022193
>uni
you spelled junior high wrong
>>712022445
kek
tuesday
>>712022193
And then you realized, it wasnt actually real and happening to you, you just got way too into pornhub.
penetrate when i was a cum the ovum of my mom
>>712021833
Wizard in World of Warcraft true?
Last time I had sex was January 2014, had other sexual experiences since though.
>>712021894
That's because you hang with white folk my friend.
>>712022193
HERE HE GOES AGAIN. Can't fucking take you anywhere, Steve.
>>712022738
what is a "sexual experience" in your book then, if it's not sex? a wank?
1 month ago
Its killing me , ex was a sexual deviant who wanted to fuck all day. She even cooked for me when i got back from work. Insecure as fuck tho
>>712022193
>she
>>712018409
fuck if i know women hate me or something so whatever forever alone it is
>>712018409
About a year ago with hooker. Before that, 2012. I don't find it rewarding enough to manipulate women into having sex with me anymore. For now I'm just doing my thing and assuming a woman nice enough to wanna blend DNA with will show up eventually.
August 2012
Yesterday.
>>712018409
Sex I can tell others about, 10 years ago. Sex with my older sister, before work today. We are "roomies" and "best friends."
>>712018409
March 3rd, 2010
>>712018409
about a week ago
>>712018409
last night
last monday
10 hours ago
>>712025306
they both look pretty qt tbh fam smh
about 2 years ago, a little less I think
>>712018409
3 months ago
>>712020266
if it's not by choice, either your pics must be fake or you never go outside.
May 2014
>>712018793
Might've just picked your guts together to go out and have a one night stand though, it aint that friggin hard
like a month back or so. could have it on regular basis but i don´t know man... depression is killing it
I'm a wizard in training. Soon I'll be more enlightened then you guys will ever be.
>>712018409
2 years 4 months
i-im having dex rigth now with my hnnnnng -hey honey s-sto.... fuck kimochiiii~
s-sorry my gf is heredkxjndñslwueevbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
fuck i came;-;
-h-hey stop im talking with my friends
teheee you want more? heheee-
>>712027285
are you looking to get beat up?
>>712025306
Left looks way better imo
>>712020024
Same here... 2012 is the number for me.
>>712026198
That girl is stunning!
>>712018409
2008. Girls don't find 42 year olds who still live with their mom sexually attractive for some reason
>>712027377
34 was somehow better? once you cross a certain threshold it just stays the same
>>712027285
>>712027320
Autism?!?
literal making big sex rigt now
>>712027667
we just patched things up today already you want to rock this boat?
>>712018476
This
>>712018409
Tuesday
Doed a 46 years old widow count? If so 7days ago
>>712020513
>>712022338
Agree
>>712018409
Been a long time, OP.
My ex keeps coming over for the dick.
I think I've ruined my dick with excessive smoking and drinking. It doesn't work half the time.
Wan't to know something funny? She doesn't give a fuck.
I'm pretty average, and she has guys hitting on her all the time. She's pretty decent!
Take that as you will...
>>712018409
12 years ago.
>>712022193
You seem pretty honest, what are you planning to do from now on with her though? It seems like a pretty risky relationship
>>712018409
yesterday; fucked her coss-eyed and after that she sucked me dry.
>>712018409
bout 3 hours ago..
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>712022193
In b4 Dinosaur
It went in once when I was fucking with this Mormon girl like 2 hours ago but I pulled out fast cause she'd feel bad in church
>>712029095
This is my post. Does it count? If not then like two weeks ago with gf/kinda ex gf
>>712018409
when I was born
>>712018476
>>712027498
At 40, it gets a lot worse. Girls in their late 20's think you're too old.
with my girl, monday.
with a guy on craigslist? yesterday morning.
>>712028272
Whats wrong with getting your Red Wings?
>>712025349
>wincest
How desperate you have to be
NVR!
I live with my SO and haven't had sex in... fuck like 5 months? We've been dating a year. Yeah not good.
>>712020216
Are you actually my bf??
If so msg me urgently:(
If not well mate we're both having a shit one. I guess I can reassure you from the other side that I have no intentions of cheating. I'm just miserable and hate myself for being such an unattractive piece of shit
>>712025306
Left is way better
>>712018409
First time 8 month ago last time 6 month ago FeelsBadMan
>>712021320
Uh oh I think the pretty girls didn't pay enough attention to someone in high school
About 3 months ago, in a 3+ year relationship. I've just lost the will to have sex with her. Not really sure what I should do about it. She's fun to be with, but the passion has faded away :/
>>712018409
With a woman? 2009
With a man? 2015
>>712025306
Looks better in the first pic
>>712027667
Big cums?
>>712028435
So your ex comes over for the dick but you haven't had sex for a long time and your ex doesn't mind the dick doesn't work, even though that's what she comes over for?
Not just the dick that's been ruined......
>>712028825
>fucked her coss-eyed
Doesn't she mind when you pull funny faces during sex?
>>712029983
This might just have a spark of interest. Fuck the msg, keep going here - no-one is watching
>>712025349
living the dream
>>712030271
Yup!
Some women just aren't as concerned about the dick as I am.
It bothers me that my dick occasionally doesn't work.
You know what, I can text her right now, and ask her about this.
Will re-post...
>>712029688
that's how its done
wanna come over tomorrow? im making burgers
9/9/16 with my long distant girlfriend, really want to cheat on her.
>>712030303
kekkerdekek. No it only makes me look better....
>>712030531
...das my birfday.. è-é
>>712030531
How old are you guys? For how long are you with eachother? Do you mean actual sex or camming?
In 2005 my dick had vagina around it.
got lucky in 2007 I thought, but she was so tight that we had to give up the penetration part.. so just licking and rubbing of clit and I got my cock sucked.
Had a female in my bed couple of months ago, but the smell of dirty pussy was not a turn-on, so she left unfucked the day after.
>>712030924
Im 22 and she's 24, actual sex, camming probably 3 weeks, we stopped after her brother died. Really want to break up, but she's depressed and everytime i think about doing it i feel really scummy.
im sure we have some falafels in the freezer if you actually are vegetarian/vegan
>>712031090
You're being played too feel like that. Break up for you, don't stay together for her.
last tuesday, with a girl I've known since she was 8 and started fucking her since 10, she's 21 now, 31 year old here, dreams do come true
Last friday, came twice, once in her mouth, once inside her. She rimmed my ass too.
I'm single but have 2 fuck buddies and still have random hook ups.
A year ago, ex left me, literally the only person on the planet willing to debase themselves enough to have sex with me.
>>712018409
Probably in my previous life, if there was any.
Or probably I had autism then too..
>>712031090
Thats shitty.
Probably try to see her more often and well do it more often.
Any signs she could be doing someone else? If not than fuck cheating and fuck fucking. Stay with her and be glad that at least you found some honest and faithful girl in this lonely sad world.
Relationship does mean work. A lot of work. It means bad times, worse times, the worst of all times and then good times again.
Loyalty is the most important and meaningful
/b/ pussys cheating tits and sluts dont mean a shit.
Try to distract yourself instead of checking those boards with all messed up people and sinful content. (I know how hard that is).
Probably youll get over the cheating-thought somewhen.
If her brother died recently, you got to be there for her. Probably (the way life goes, for sure it will occur) you are somewhen in a situation that youd need her, too. Not anyone but her.
Check gotquestions or something instead
That would be, uh... Around 7 years ago.
Early in the am on May 5th, 2014
>>712018409
july
My first time was yesterday, gonna try again today, any tips on how to make it better?
>>712018409
Four days ago.
now
nevr. i keep telling women that i voted for hillary but they're all repulsed by me and they keep calling me a pussy :(
im gna just kill myself
pic related, its me
ONE TEIM A WOMAN TOUCH ME SHE SAY TANK U 4 COMING IT WAS A BERNIE SANDERS PARTY AND I TOLDA EVERY1S MY THOTS ON SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM HABS DA FREE STUFF BCUZ WHY PAY FUCKING RICH 1% ASSHOELS SHIT BUT I NEVER HIT DA PUSSEY
PIC RELATED, ITS ME
>>712018614
most of you murriclaps wouldn't feel much anyway, with your mutilated dicks
20 min ago
>>712032987
>>712033099
Me too, why don't women realize that we're obviously the best mate to pick instead of all the racist misogynist sexist, xenophobic, islamaphobic, cis gendered white male racist PIECES OF SHIT
I DONT EVEN..
guys im literally shaking right now, i dont even think i can finish this post, while proof reading i totally triggered myself
brb i gotta visit my safe space, ill be back. please wish me well, but don't pray for me, im an atheist.
my pronouns are xe and xhey
you're all racists
pic related, its me
>>712033536
i forgot to add
IF YOU'RE WHITE, YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING WHITE FUCKS
god i hate my white skin.
ladies, im easily a superior pick for a sexual partner, and i am a feminist, so email me at [email protected]
pic not so related, its my cat, Marx
Last Saturday. Got a fuck buddy I pick up from work on the weekends along with random ONSs. Last ONS was in April this year.
>>712018476
21 still this
September 24th 2008
