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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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shota
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Any preference for shota?
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>>712020886
HAH! MORE LIKE GAY PAEDOPHILE THREAD!

>>712020956
yes, cute shit.
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>>712020886
Shoota yourself in the head
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>>712021004
that's a good joke anon, i like that.
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wonder what time it is in the middle of nowhere, U.S.A
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>>712021154
0348 currently
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>>712021246
pretty late

but sometimes i pull all nighters just to post in shota threads, so who am i to talk?
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>>712020886
kik group?
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>>712021329
no
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>>712021346
:/
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>>712021421
\:
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>>712021538
Had this kid offered me a popsicle at work, I would have taken the damned thing. It was 90 in my office today.
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i wonder if the anon that requested this actually got to see it
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>>712021881
is that eren and armin?
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>>712021929
I would almost say that it is. Eren is the cuter shota.
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>>712021980
idk man, armin is pretty cute.
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>>712022032
Not as cute as Eren though, I need to get more of Eren. got any?
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>>712022089
nah sorry man, don't have any. did they even make a second attack on titan series? i watched the first one fucking ages ago, and tbh i can't remember what even happened in it.
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>>712022250
boipussy
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>>712022250
nice
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>>712022250
moar
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>>712022153
Supposed to be released in April of next year. The series caught up with the Manga by using 4 arcs up. And the thing is that the series isn't like other animes like Black Butler that deviate from the manga. Attack on Titan is the manga just animated with a few artistic liberties taken of course.
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>>712022371
armin died or some shit right?
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>>712021329
I'll join if you make one.
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>>712022406
I don't remember honestly. If I stop jerking off long enough to look it up, I'll let you know.
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>>712022496
apparently not, must be thinking of something else. i guess i'll watch the first series again when the next one is released.
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>>712020997
Hey, only some of us are actual pedos!
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>>712022343
>>712022339
>>712022293
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>>712022594
i'm only gay for 2d anime boys :^)
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>>712022644
i don't think it's possible for a material to be simultaneously that tight and yet flexible
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>>712022624
exactly!
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>>712022714
Shhh... Just enjoy
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>>712022803
i can only appreciate shota art that is 100% realistic
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>>712022803
Shhh. just let it happen - Bill Cosby
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Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend was the pinnacle of music. It's been downhill since.
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>>712022827
Heh, so you believe that there's boy sluts out there wanting to get banged by old men?
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>>712023028
shota x shota is the only good shota art. anything with older men a SHIT
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>>712023059
Fine
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>>712023117
good
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>>712023161
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>>712023213
that's some odd cropping
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Happy Birthday Makoto.
If I had lewds I'd post them.
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>>712023117
Damn it. Do you have this one uncensored?
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>>712023288
If I did I would've posted it, anon
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Who all is saving these besides me?
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>>712023499
i save almost no images
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>>712023499
Seen it all already
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Half of these are from these kinds of threads and the rest are from tumblr.
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>>712023531
>almost no
What do you save anon?
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>>712023543
>no Nitori
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>>712023719
i mean there are no real specifics, just images that i like. and i don't like many images.
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>>712023720
I have no idea what that is.
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>>712023883
Ah...
*sigh*
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>>712023779
I'm the same way. I have a lot of variance in my folder, but it is stuff that I like.
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>>712023883
You suck and have no taste
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Does anyone read free! shota doujin anymore? "Semen Splash" got translated a day or so ago as an fyi.
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>>712023975
You're posting a lot of stuff that I have already. So obviously I have some decent taste. That or you suck too. Actually...I do suck. ;)
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>>712024108
Probably because I've flooded shota threads many times when no one else posts. So you're welcome
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>>712024203
Even if that's how it works. I've got a lot of shota to fap to.
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>>712024356
those are some big balls
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>>712024381
He's got big balls and she's got big balls.
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>>712024441
what
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>>712024356
than you should stop posting pics I already have too
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Can I request Briefs
or like photos with no actual sex or anything, but innocent or nervous
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>>712024495
It's a song.
"...but I've got the biggest balls of them all!"
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>>712024495
But we've got the biggest, balls of them all. >>712024509
I don't care if you post pics that I have. Post them.
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>>712024531
never heard of it
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>>712024531
Much love for catching on.
>>712024510
I'll see what I can do.
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>>712024553
Don't worry, I'll keep posting even though I only have repeats
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>>712024531
Much love for catching on.
>>712024510
I'll see what I can do.
>>712024558
ACDC - Big Balls
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>>712024669
good ol' acca dacca
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>>712024740
So cuuuute.
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>>712024669
>>712024612
thanks senpai
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>>712024820
How is this?
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>>712024781
Don't you want to just snuggle him?
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>>712024855
why do people always draw watersports stuff with yellow pee? are none of these people properly hydrated?
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>>712024855
good, but im not into pissing or anything, im into cute briefs and nervous touching idk, sorta like to imagine that the person is me
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>>712023779
(drawfag here)
hey you, do you want the boys in any specific kind of outfit? PJs/kigus/nekkid?
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>>712024921
I dunno, I guess it is to see it easily.
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>>712025000
damn good question. pjs would be fucking cute.

>>712025037
that's a stupid reason
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>>712025000
Cartoon briefs
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>>712025042
>>712024922
also bulges are good, I like that
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>>712025066
Sweet.
Tank top and shorts combo or classic button up long sleeved PJs?
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>>712025123
well as we all know, reiji is a tank top and shorts kinda person, and sei is a classic button up long sleeved pyjamas kind of person.
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>>712025066
Well if you think about it, the use of white in a lot of the colors for the background would make it really hard to see clear pee.
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>>712025080
In time anon!

>>712025169
That's kind of what I thought but knew you were the expert. Do you have any colour preferences?
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>>712025249
you're the artist, take some liberty man!

but i mean i guess they still need to have their classic red and blue colours
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>>712025249
Yay!
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>>712025249
Did the guy drawing the waynexBeastboy request come on yesterday I wasn't on last night
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>>712025429
you mean the image i posted earlier in the thread?
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>>712025429
this post? >>712021738
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I want a dick in my ass.
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>>712025486
Sorry Im on My phone
Just saw it and I LOVE it
Thank you Anon!!
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>>712025609
just full out this simple questionnaire!

a. are you a total cutie?
b. do you live in australia?

if you answered yes to both of those things, then let's fuck.

>>712025613
thank the nice drawfag anon, not me kek
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>>712021154
0210
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Barron trump anyone?
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>>712025661
I've got bad news.
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>>712025291
Okie doke!

>>712025352
:3

>>712025613
Oh , that really makes me happy anon.
I'm really glad it's ok for you!
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>>712025697
give me the good news first, doc.

>>712025708
also one last thing, don't make the image TOO lewd, yeah?
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>>712025753
The good news is I'm horny
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>>712025825
and the bad news?
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>Get flu shot
>1 week later get flu
i
im at a loss for words
39.9 celsius fever
nice
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>>712025753
Ok, I'm sorry.
I tend to go overboard sometimes. I'll keep my lewdness in check.
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>>712025922
That was the bad news. The good news is that you have stage four flibitus of the blowhole.
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>>712025937
yes, that's generally how flu shots work.

>>712025946
lewd is good, but cute romantic is better. how late is it where you are?
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>>712025922
Your dick isn't going to be fucking my butt
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>>712026013
wait, the good news again?
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oh and my partner said it was ok for me to share nudes anonymously, not personally so
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>>712026012
but it really isn't
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>same 3 conversation starters
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>>712025937
Better
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>>712026067
>cut dick
nice legs tho

>>712026103
>same 3 memes
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what's up tho faggotry
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>>712026103
im horny but 500 miles away
this good?
>>712026145
got a smile from me
>>712026180
it was cut when i was like
5 years old
crazy story
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>>712026313
you were circumcised at 5? wtf
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>>712026313
Do tell that story, anon. I'd like to know why you were cut at 5.
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oh this is my butt
>>712026312
my dick
>>712026352
infection due to wound.
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>>712026386
Explain further. I'm curious because reasons.
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>>712026386
how did you get a wound on your dick

also you're not faggotry
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>>712025937
>Don't get flu shot ever
>Haven't had flu in like ten years
>Parents tell me to get flu shot
>No thx lol
>They get the flu and I don't

Top kek
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>>712026180
ur mums a meme
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>>712026384
i tried to cut off my dick because my teacher told me that was why i had to be in the boys line so i thought if i cut it off id get to be a girl lmao
>>712026423
yeah but im replying anyways
read above
>>712026419
oh
>>712026436
because youre a filthy shut in neet
: ^)
>>
>>712026012
>cute romantic is better.
Anon, you're so cute. Kinda rude and curt sometimes but a romantic.
Also it's about 430am. I still have yet to fall asleep.
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>>712026492
>i tried to cut off my dick because my teacher told me that was why i had to be in the boys line so i thought if i cut it off id get to be a girl lmao
hahahaa holy shit

so you were one of the luckily americans that wasn't circumcised at birth and then you fucked it up anyway

great job there

>>712026476
always on about my mum aren't you faggotry?

>>712026524
i'm only rude ironically you dumb cunt

you should probably sleep tho
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>>712026595
That's what I was thinking. Like what the fuck man.
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>>712026595
i mean
my parents were gonna circumcise me anyways
so
lmao
they wanted to wait a while until i was 6 or so for some fucked up reason
well my dad did because he was circumcised at 6 so he wanted me to suffer the same
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>>712026815
oh so your parents WERE retarded
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I'm Americunt and uncut. I have a cage on the way, one with an insert...
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>>712026595
;_;
I meant that it was charming.
You've never been that way to me until now.
I know. I just can't, I'm not sure why.
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>>712026894
yes they were.
>>712026896
>Cage
yuck
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>>712026896
circumcision rates are dropping in america. i think it's below 50% for newborns? probably less, actually. it'll be gone in like 2 generations probably. it's already below 20% in australia, and it used to be a LOT higher.

>>712026898
i mean i think i'd be charmed if someone called be a dumb cunt personally

maybe you should just pull and all nighter and reset your sleep cycle by staying up til 10 tomorrow?
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>>712026956
Not my favorite, but I keep jerking anytime I get hard
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>>712027014
I think they're running about 60% are and 40% aren't. A big part of that is the Catholic Mexicans moving in.
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>>712027184
BUILD THE WALL
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>>712027014
Ah, I see.
>pull and all nighter
Well that's what I did yesterday day, I was hoping I'd be dead tired and fall asleep round' 11. Yet here I am again.
Maybe I'll try again for another day.
>>
god damnet
theres this cute boy i know but hes 16
fucking queer sent me nudes and i blocked him
appropriate reaction?
considering im not actual into real underage boys
>>712027094
fucking hell just calm yourself
>>712027184
this problem should be fixed soon
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>>712027241
gives you an excuse to stay up and be charmed by me :^)
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>>712027270
uh, 16 is the age of consent in the majority of american states, assuming you live there.
>>
>>712027304
yeah but nudes under 18
those are not legal my guy
plus im in a relationship
it was unsolicited
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>>712027353
oh yeah i forgot about your shitty american laws

over here it's completely legal lmao
>>
>>712027386
eh
i like our shitty laws honestly
maybe im fucked in the head
>>
>>712027443
how can you like those laws lmao
>>
>>712027468
because kids are easy to take advantage of
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>>712027280
Very true.
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>>712027542
18 is also an arbitrary limit. if anything the most logical age would be 25, which is the average age when your brain is fully developed.

>>712027561
almost too true tbh
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>>712027624
fair.
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>>712027270
I can't, I'm just a horny bastard.
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>>712027685
im horny as fuck too but i dont jack off much
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>>712027624
Too true, truly.
You know, suddenly I'm feeling sleepy.
I'm heading out.
I'll report back with progress or delivery in the am again!

Goodnight Shota Bread!
>>
>>712027805
night then anon!
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>>712027746
Heh, lucky you. I dunno, for some reason I seem to be addicted to my own dick
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>>712027931
lol my partner tried to say "im addicted to ur cock" but after we just broke down laughing for 5 straight minutes
thats how lewd stuff always works with us
we dont actually end up doing things a lot of the time
we just laugh or get distracted
>>
>>712027988
Well I think I'm going to go ride my Dragon and go to sleep now
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>>712028596
enjoy anon.
>>
Holy shit playing OW tonight was a mistake
There is so much autism
>>
>>712028826
just wait a few years until the kids get the cool new game for christmas and all that's left are the players that are actually good.

and in the mean time go back to playing a game like tf2.
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>>712028870
I legit cant win games
I have people who need help dressing themsleves in games
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>>712029788
you tell me this every time and every time i give you the same advice

stop playig it
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>>712029835
No
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>>712030196
Yes
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>>712030212
>tell team "We need to deal with tanks
>Dont deal with tanks
>lose

repeat
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>>712030246
there's an easy solution: turn the game off and jerk off to shota instead
>>
new thread

>>712030679
>>712030679
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>>712020956
mom son
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