W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice, and sexy legs?
Because boy have I got a thread for you!
>>712219830
Kill yourself
>>712219830
Yes ma'am! Legs are already lookin' sexy!
>>712219830
Alice <4 welcome back!
>>712220010
H-how about some tea instead?
>>712219830
>stutterposting
>whoreposting
as long as you get a kick out of it i guess
Bump
>>712219830
interested to find out what the fuck this is.
>>712220068
>>712220062
>>712220111
H-hello my d-dears <4 H-how are you all?
Alice is this bid funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODMUbe7J-I&t=175s
>>712219830
nice stockings!
Yay! perfect timing! just got comfy and started.. um.. playing
>>712219830
>ITT boy pretending to be a cartoon girl
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712220172
Hi Alice. :)
I'm h-OH MY GOD LEWD
L-let me pour t-this tea for you Anonymous <4
J-just say when!
>>712219830
Hi Alice I love your Alice pictures.
Could we see more of your leggings please?
>>712219830
take a picture of your penis please
>>712219830
Evening Alice!
>>712220111
Reisen~
>>712220502
D-don't have one <4
>>712220501
Just wait!
>>712219830
HELLO ALICE
Can i drink coffee instead?
hiya, whats on the menu today!
genkou here c:
BRING ON THE GODDAMN TEA, ALICE.
>>712219830
Hey Alice how are you? Btw, you should get a mask.
>>712220671
I am g-glad you asked! T-tonight, our meal w-will be much more complex than normal!
Evenin' alice
Whats on the menu tonight?
>dfw you want tea now but it's 3:13 am
Why am I even awake?
>>712219830
thanks for coming on at this time of day when I feel like shit and making me feel like there's anything constant and somewhat meaningful in this shitty existence :) but I'm not smiling :(
Please play video games with this cloud.
Hello Alice! You look lovely tonight! I'm excited to see what you're going to make! I've already had my dinner and served the SDM, but I like coming for the recipes!
>>712220366
Smear campaigns for someone on the internet are a little dumb, don't you think?
>>712220751
oooooooo
nice
good evening,
I admire your dedication!
What kind of tea do you have brewing tonight?
>>712220746
Mask l-looks creepy
>>712220762
see
>>712220751
>>712220803
J-just you wait till I t-try and crush the pasta!
>>712219830
Alice, would you take off your cute shows and step on my dick while flashing your panties to me?
I would cum instantly and it would be the driving thought behind, like... Hundreds of masturbation sessions from then on
>>712220751
"Simple"? Someone has high standards for people who can't even count.
>>712220751
why is the marker board stuttering as well just erase the extra S nincompoop
>>712220836
do not listen this poster is a skeleton
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712220366
What's this?
T-this recipe might l-look a little complex compared t-to the standard fare for /b/tards (hot pockets and loneliness), but it is v-very tasty and quite easy to make!
>>712219830
heh, something original on /b/
I thought I'd never see the day again
Show us your dick alice
As w-well, while we cook, h-how about a little music one of my A.I. projects designed?
http://picosong.com/Hzay/
>>712220856
No drama today, okay? Thanks.
>>712221011
What's with the gloves Alice?
>>712220836
Sure, I'll play!
>>712221079
S-sorry, I don't have one <4
You'll just have to find one of your own <4
>>712220968
>a skeleton
I beg your fucking pardon!
>>712221138
They are p-part of another cosplay. Don't t-they look elegant on a maid?
>>712219830
Heya OP, I've seen your threads here these past couple of weeks and I think what you're doing is really cool but I can't help but feel the stuttering is really really unnecessary and it would make this so less awkward for others to take you seriously.
Thanks bb,
gaia
fuck,, your threads are to late in the day. i gotta to bed.
>>712221011
soo simple
Why does this twink faggot keep posting
>>712221011
Dubs check'd!
>>712221119
We'll see. I'm in a passive mood tonight.
>>712219830
fuck off autistic weeb
>>712221194
They seem a bit much
>>712221185
This is a cute thread
Good job OP keep giving cooking advice
>>712221201
It's b-been five years, almost six n-now. The stutter must go on, Anonymous!
>>712221233
D-don't worry!
>>712221240
W-who?
>>712221218
S-sorry!
>>712221279
G-go back to /pol/
Okay okay, h-here is a simpler version of the recipe for those of y-you who need it!
>>712220172
>>712220543
Ah! Sorry, sorry. I got distracted. I'm alright. Not that it much matters.
Your outfit makes me hard, Alice, does that bother you?
>>712221011
>standard fare for /b/tards
>loneliness
That was a cheap shot. That honestly struck a nerve when I read it. I was happy to see this thread right up to that point. Now I'm going to sleep
>>712219830
I slept through pretty much my whole birthday and now I'm tired again. Good luck with the thread though and thanks for the music.
-Ast
>>712221337
At least tone it down a bit for immersiveness' sake :(
>>712221337
You. Wearing gloves to hide man hands lmao
>>712220836
add me on steam c:
genkouhande
yay
>>712221337
i hope it turns out good ^o^
>>712221273
You should just leave now and be a bitch somewhere else.
>>712220751
>>712221402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BlmW6zJZmB
Awwww sheit it's mo-fuckin alice.
>>712221079
>something original
>pls show dick
You're a newfag and a faggot. Fuck off cunt.
>>712221194
>>712221307
The material makes it look like you're some kind of latex fetish maid....
Y-you will need these ingredients, dear Anonymous!
Please be sure to prepare them before hand; I didn't, and now l-look what time it is!
>>712221460
*patpat* D-don't worry Anonymous, I'm m-making fun of myself, not you.
>>712221481
I l-like how that sentence messed up punctuation twice and also included text speech l-like we're on an old AOL chatroom!
>>712221011
Why are you salting the fucking water?
>>712221402
>Barilla
Delicious~
That's my favourite brand of pasta! I wish I could buy it around here.
>>712221505
Being a wingman is easier than I though
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712219830
Help, Alice3D.
GF left me a month ago for legitimate reasons. I feel like shit. I am heartbroken
She wants to get back with me. She can't stop messaging me. She met me outside my work a week ago to talk about it. She came to my house tonight to try to convince me again.
She says she spoke too fast, didn't think enough.
I just can't lead myself to return with her. She killed the little self-worth I had, she told me that I was basically undateable, and that many things I did for her to be nice were just annoying her.
I don't know what to do now, or what her next step will be. Halp.
>>712221555
I wasn't being a bitch, and I'm not currently so if you don't mind I think I will stay and enjoy the thread.
>every time alice is on i'm too drunk to remember
tfw
>>712221620
>Trying to change the subject
Post dick and leave.
>>712221670
W-why are you so concerned?!
>>712221731
Oh d-dear. What w-was the reason?
Can't believe people are posting here from 2012
>>712221620
god just give my eggs a beating in them gloves.............. smh
>>712221805
You're a faggot fuck off.
>>712219830
Hey, Alice. Good luck with your thread today.
>>712221753
Kill yourself bitch!
>>712221731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wu7mKlei49
>>712221856
Speaking of eggs, f-first thing we'll n-need to do is beat the eggs, t-to make them nice and liquidy, s-so they coat the pasta evenly.
>>712221447
"Alright" is code for somethings up...
Got Skype by any chance?
>>712221670
That's how you cook spaghetti retard.
>>712219830
>>712221337
>>712221620
Well, have fun, I won't be sober or here to enjoy this thread.
>>712221792
Too true brah. too true.
>>712221866
>Falling
>>712221839
no one here is from 2012
except me and alicesu
>>712221731
sounds to me you need to take some time away from here and decide. go on a hunting trip, go on vacation, go bang hookers and do cocaine oin mexico, just get away from her and keep your mind too occupied to think about her.
>>712221818
>W-why are you so concerned?!
Why do women alawys answer A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
>>712219830
>>712220097
>>712220485
>>712220751
>>712221011
>>712221402
I love you Alice. :3
Thanks for always being here.
>>712221945
ABUSE!
STOP EGG ABUSE!
DON'T ABUSE EGGS!
>>712221620
W-why...why am I watching this? I just realized of all the things I could be doing right now..it's watching this...and yet..I haven't stopped yet.
>>712221945
Hey Alice!
Do you have a helper with the camera or do you do things all by yourself?
>>712221945
shake it baby, shake it just like that
>>712222046
>Women
My sides
>>712222019
Some are from 2011. Maybe.
>>712221731
I mean if she said you were undateable there are definite problems beneath the surface. Sounds like a waste of time and energy tbh.
>>712221670
>Doesn't know about salting pasta water.
Do you even cook anything other than microwave food?
>>712221950
Mm, it's nothing special but... Yes, of course I do! Look for an EdenFinite~
>>712221945
Holy fuck are you so unco.
>>712221620
Good luck Al!ce
M-moving on, we'll also n-need some bacon, s-so get that frying at t-the same time, to double your efficiency!
Usually I microwave bacon, but given that is seen as an affront to god on /b/, l-let's do it in a pan this time!
>>712222167
i don't come by anymore, but here and there c:
>>712221941
Jesus, that voice. It's like fred the barber only sexier.
>>712222220
>so close
>>712222046
>"women"
>>712222294
Who are you?
YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT YOU DONKEY!
>>712222220
I h-have nerve damage dear <4
ALICE POST YOUR ASSHOLE
>>712222250
>Barilla
>>712222250
Just throw it in the pot lol
How do these threads work? Im lonely, can i join? You guys seem to be having fun.
>>712222207
Soon as I wrap up my work, I'll hop online and add you!
>>712222424
the tightness is out of this world
>>712222364
genkou c:
>>712222250
waiting
>>712222424
You're a faggot, fuck off.
>>712222433
T-that won't work.
Moving right along, s-since everyone here seems t-to hate my choice of pasta, s-slam dunk it into the pot! Really h-hulk out on it, grrrr!
>>712222250
You're great; Like, you could be making a BBC thread or some andy shit logs thread but, you didn't. You did some moe ass cooking show stuff. Thanks anon.
>>712222496
Cool. Now put on a maid costume and show us all the pics.
>>712222019
And me I guess?
Really though is that something to be proud of
[spoiler]it isn't[/spoiler]
>>712222250
Those poor gloves.
>>712222220
One away from 7...
zoot alors ,,
oui cuuk soame coq au pu sei??
>>712222526
T-thank you! Umm... Really. I mean, nothing in particular is wrong but I've looked forward to talking to you.
>>712222198
I only use microwaves on left overs and old mugs of coffee i didn't finish off if i want to put creamer in it which i usually dont that stupid creamer stuff doesnt desolve if it is cold
>>712222250
How much bacon do you want?!
>>712222530
>implying
She's a loose fucking slut
Do not fap to eggs
>>712222569
mfw all these r9k betas here eating up some shit from a guy poorly cooking pasta
>>712222593
W-what is a BBC thread?
>>712222712
ALL T-THE BACON!
>>712222723
There are l-litterally cobwebs down t-there dear.
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
Hey Alice... Can you uh, can you add some ears and a tail to that costume please?
>>712222535
I don't remember a Genkou
>>712222789
>eating bacon
Fucking cannibal
>>712222785
S-sorry, but I'm female <4
I know you prefer traps, but I'm just not able to satisfy that want Anonymous! I'm sorry!
>>712222807
I m-may be a Touhou, but I'm n-no furry Anonymous.
>>712222569
>can't even break spaghetti
>>712219830
what the fuck is this thread
>>712222807
yes, and lose the maid outfit
>>712222789
Well how about I dust off those cobwebs... With my dick
>>712222785
yeah this is bullshit why is she even adding salt?
>>712222360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ZCW9cRLsj
>>712222798
Someone, someday will notice you anon but i bet you need to try harder at least
>>712222250
Why are you handling bacon in those gloves? That seems quite un-hygenic.I mean gender is one thing, you can be whatever you want to be but have some courtesy to not ruin your gloves, and in doing so upset some of the aspies like myself.
>>712222569
This thread is confy, plus aI looovee pasta!
fuck i wish i had a nerdy anime girl to use and degrade but never actually love or have a relationship with
I am confused, Is she a dude or why the fuck is she still here without any tits?
>>712222874
You're such a furry you dirty slut
>>712221818
>>712221941
Reasons :
- Not feminist enough for her tastes, I call bullshit on stuff they say from time to time.
- Not entreprising enough in general, I preferred to get her opinion before forcing her to go out
- Sexually incompatible, she blocks herself from being horny with me
- Asking too often how she's feeling, just to make sure
- Preferred to sleep when I was sick instead of going see her at her house
- I've changed too much (5 years) and became more socially reclusive than her with time
- She didn't go along with my parents
- etc.
>>712222022
Yeah, totally. But she's starting to creep me out. She came to my place today and Im wondering what she'll do next.
>>712222185
Possibly. But all those things... she says she regrets saying and that she made them sound too big for what they were. I believe she says the truth, but I still don't want to return to her. It would put me at a gigantic disadvantage to crawl back to someone who said things like she did.
What the fuck is going on here.
Who is this person? What are they doing and why are they doing it?
>>712222569
those look like man arms
W-well that didn't go quite as expected....l-lets scramble some eggs, I'm good at this, w-watch me totally do it correctly
>>712222920
S-seek therapy.
>>712222946
I'm a g-girl, and I'm not an attention w-whore so no need for tits.
Lurk moar, kid.
>>712221670
Salting the water used to thought to make water boil faster. It's technically true, ins a couple ways (both conducting heat and lowering temperature at which is "boils"), but it would actually take a fuckton of salt to make a noticeable change. People still do it for this reason, and out of habit.
>>712223028
What are you, a fucking faggot that wouldn't bang a guy?
>>712223028
thats the point
>>712222569
>breaking the pastaaaaa
OH MY GOD
WHY
YOU FUCK
Haven't been on /b/ in years but someone linked the board on /pol/ and I thought, "What the hell?"
Someone please tell me why everyone is drooling over a trapwhore and why no one has said tits (or penis) or gtfo yet. The fuck is wrong with you people?
>>712223036
Can I nut on you?
sharpie in pooper bitch
>>712222569
Hey alice!
quick question: how much pasta will this be able to serve?
>>712222697
Is that right? Why so eager to speak to me? Don't tell me you're already falling in love~
>>712223006
I'm Alice, and I'm d-doing it so you can cook delicious meals w-with cheap ingredients Anonymous!
>>712222999
...blocks...herself...from being horny...with me....
>>712223039
It also m-makes it taste better.
>>712223102
S-so it fits in the pot.
>>712223122
N-not a trap silly.
>>712223036
at least show face lady
>>712222910
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13gR8ThCyh1
>>712222904
>not knowing why you add salt to pasta
>>712223122
>Someone please tell me why everyone is drooling over a trapwhore
I thought you said you came from /pol/
go the fuck back to 4+4chan reeeeee
>>712223039
this drives me up the god damn wall it really does my mom just loves to fucking show up when im making pasta and bitch about salting the water and throw a tantrum about salting the water even if im cooking the entire damn thing it doesnt make any fucking sense !!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#?Ljupho3u5q aITLDFHAS IT DOESNT MAKE FUCKING SENSE
>>712222999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lxuolRDY9r
>>712223201
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore <4
>>712223174
Two people, maybe four.
>>712223036
I'm going to be sick...
>>712223102
It's a small cooking pot.
Makes it fit and cook evenly.
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712223226
/polgbt/ is our Millhouse. Forced, but not actually a thing.
>>712223199
>It also m-makes it taste better.
NO IT DOESNT IT DOESNT MAKE FUCKING SENSE IF IT TASTED BETTER WHY WOULDNT PEOPLE JUST USE FUCKING SEA WATER
Alice why are you stuttering so much?
Your ratings are gunna drop if you can't clearly communicate with the audience
>>712222019
On and off since 2010.
>>712219830
Let's play a game. Judging by the picture i'm using, who am i?
>>712221945
>>712222220
>>712222407
Huh. So there IS something wrong her! FINALLY! I KNEW IT.
[spoiler]...this makes me happier than it probably should actually.[/spoiler]
>>712223036
are you gonna answer if you're trap or not?
>>712220485
>Tea tips
>doesnt give any tips for making tea
>>712222569
Thoroughly enjoying these threads. I still question OP's gender. I dont even watch anime, for like five yrs now. But this is entirely entertaining. Good food too!
>>712223265
Alright, thanks man!
>>712223199
>>712223199
>S-so it fits in the pot
It'll still boil and gradually fall into the pot, Alice.
>>712223361
>spoilers on /b/
>>712223205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R4pWKt2rEm
Alright, n-now we need to give the bacon some m-more surface area. Crumble em if you g-got em Anonymous!
>>712223339
....do you realize how stupid what you said is? Sea water does not contain just sodium chloride; it contains tons of different salts, and not in a controllable manner either.
And, for the record, people DO use salt water from some low lying seas; you can buy dead sea water, you fuck.
Go back to chemistry class, I'm cookin' here!
>>712223401
She's a little slow. Leave her alone.
>>712223194
Ahaha.. Well, maybe not that far but... I'm confident that I'll like you.
>>712223339
Have you cooked literally anything in your entire life?
>>712222999
>>712223199
>...blocks...herself...from being horny...with me....
her words, not mine. We had good sex in the first months of the relationship. She went on the pill, became even better. Then she refused to take the pill because she feared for her health, so we returned to condoms. Sex life went to shit after that.
>>712223260
Good advice, I know. I just ... I'm not angry at her, and even though she left me I still want to be polite so I have trouble refusing when she asks me somethign.
>>712223369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yFAw3x6S4U
>>712223322
i really dont care that much
This should be crosspost to /ck/. It would be amusing. Also this concept of video and posting a unique, identifiable character is considered using an avatar when posting, no?
Where is the femeninee penis?
>>712223375
Boil some water
Put it into a teapot
Put teabags/loose tea with a filter in it
Let the tea soak into the water
Done!
>>712222019
>>712223401
I guess it's to cook the spaghetti evenly and not have one side burnt to hell with the other still undercooked
>>712223361
W-why would that make you happy?
>>712223369
I'm a g-girl silly <4
>>712223399
N-no problem brodawg!
>>712223401
And c-cook unevenly.
>>712223505
Absolutely n-not.
>>712223550
Moonbitch
>>712223550
Moonbitch
>>712223036
wearing maid outfit
shitty cooking tut
hidding face
stupid tsundere acting
on fucking /b
and you wanna tell me you are not a attention whore?
>>712223039
It makes cooking faster by raising the boiling point of the water.
You're suppose to add salt, mix, bring to a boil, then cook.
It works, but people do it wrong, and people think it's a myth.
>Cook and heating and air mechanic.
>Temps be my shiz.
Mr. Ramsay would be disappointed.
>>712223505
This thread is full of avatarfags, current and former, so yeah, you are correct.
>>712223550
Moonbitch
>>712223550
it takes like 5 seconds for the rest to fall into the pot so no
>>712223581
Are your boobs uneven?
After y-you crumble the bacon, dice it s-so that it goes into the pasta nicely.
>>712223616
Correct <4
>>712223255
Haha I do it even though I know it's wrong. Otherwise I have no reason to own salt.
>>712223401
>wanting your spaghetti to cook unevenly
are you like retarded or something
>>712223550
Fuck, I'm a moonbitch!
>>712223669
>boobs being symmetrical
>>712221011
>>scramble the eggs in the bacon...
>>scramble the eggs
>>scramble
WHAT THE FUCK ALICE ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK UP THE GREATEST COMFY PASTA DISH OF ALL FUCKING TIME? YOU DO NOT SCRAMBLE THE EGGS IN CARBONARA!
mix the raw eggs with parm, and add in the strained pasta with some pasta water to temper the eggs, the idea is to make a sauce on scrambled eggs and pasta. FFS
>>712223550
Moonbitch
>>712223339
>People who make mac and cheese think they can cook.
>>712223669
M-most women have slight amounts of unevenness, Anonymous; if they look perfect, they are probably fake.
Keep it coming Alice.
I start to develop some feeling to the name of "Alice"
>>712223432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m97y69eiYf
>>712223689
Alice, I like you and all, but can we just get to the part where we cook the meth?
>>712223769
M-moving on!
C-combine the ingredients like Voltron!
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712223463
Your saltier than your pointlessly salty water.
>>712223581
>unevenly
I've done it before, you have nothing to worry about.
>>712223581
You're too nice. Nothing can exist that is perfect. Call it my personal philosophy.
Nothing against you.
>>712223550
goddamn moonbitch
>>712223871
.....attempt t-two! Mix them ingredients t-together! Do it f-for great glory!
>>712223789
You look perfect to me
>>712223720
the un-evenness is negligible
literally has male muscle structure in "her" arms.
male bone structure in knees.
is using the meme tumblr stutter in text.
How do people actually like this?
please die
>>712223669
You've never seen tits in real life huh? You poor thing
>>712223922
Fucking christ what a mess
>>712222569
Please don't ever break pasta....
>>712223908
I bet you like it over cooked and slimey too.
>>712223965
I'm trying to make Alice talk about her boobs
>>712223963
If you don't like it then leave.
>>712223910
I'm n-not nice, I'm kind.
And t-there is more in heaven and earth than what is d-dreamed of in your philosophy, Anonymous.
>>712223963
W-wow, I didn't realize you c-could analyze my muscle and bone structures f-from a blurry WebM!
I'll be sure to inform my doctor I'm actually male; boy will my gyno be surprised! No more pap smears for me!
>>712224002
I b-broke it.
>>712223550
>burnt
>"and how would you like your soup sir?"
>"Burnt!"
Moonbitch here!
I'ma go get some pie so smell ya l8er fags...
...and alice
I really hate this but i can't stop coming back
>>712223922
Are you really gonna eat that? LOL
So, if you are a chick why would you constantly answer people asking what your gender is? Anonymity is a gift, not a big black pick to slap people in the face with. If you want to cook for /b/ while dressed as a maid, good on you. If you want to fluff your ego and avatarfag while cooking for /b/, that's your thing. But maybe, maybe stop with all the "i-I'm a g-girl! <4" stuff, please? If you are wearing female clothing let people think what they will, it's insulting to the rest of the females on this site otherwise. It's not Tumblr or Youtube, Christ.
>>712224088
post proof then bitch
>>712223490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dP2cOk99w0
>>712224115
Of c-course not, it isn't d-done yet!
F-first you need to mix it t-togeth--....oh dear. What have I done.
>>712224088
>>712223910
Calling her nice is more or less an insult. Shes kind. Its a lot more genuine. :)
>>712223871
you left so much bacon on the sheet wtf is wrong with you
>>712223463
Not enuf stuttering divided by ten
>>712224201
I don't trust you, Duck!
>>712223463
cutie with knifes
>>712223922
now deliver it to me pls
>>712224088
you either have a penis or some serious hormonal imbalance.
>>712224181
>he
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>>712224219
this.
nice translates to stupidity
>>712224201
Why can't girls like this live near me?
>>712224201
how hard did you fuck up alice
>>712224201
fuck off, duck
alice if you can hear us please post!
>>712224090
You...
You know you CAN over cook soup right?
I'm not talking can soup, but if you get real soup, you CAN over cook it.
Also he was talking about pasta, which turns to slime mush when over cooked.
>>712224133
I answer p-people who ask questions, n-no matter how dull, boring, or outright insulting t-they are <4
And sorry, I'm not doing this for my ego.
>>712224255
T-that is extra for Nano.
>>712224304
Or y-you are wrong <4
>>712224339
W-we do!
>>712224352
L-let's move on.
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712223778
wat that's what op is making
im not trying to knock on alices cooking i like these threads salty water just pisses me off
>>712223922
put that shit in the oven. Please.
>>712224327
Nigga I know it's just chain mail cancer...
But those niggas don't know about lethal injection or what
Okay Anonymous, d-dig in! I h-hope you enjoy it!
Alice, I burnt the water.
>>712224385
W-where do you live Alice?
>>712219830
May I have a hug?
>>712224479
T-that's okay Anonymous. Some p-people just aren't meant to cook.
>>712224511
*hugs tightly* <4
>>712224461
nom
>>712224461
What's with the glass of cloudy piss?
>>712224461
sooo chest cuddling afterward???
>>712224339
they did. They left when you moved there
>>712224178
lolwat? hahaha
>>712224552
Can I have a hug too?
>>712224555
H-how is it, Anonymous?
>>712224088
>>712224219
Same difference to me.
But still, it makes me like her more. Some kind of humanizing effect.
Whatever, I'm going to dissapear into drunkenness now. You all have fun with your internet cutie. You all deserve to be happy for a while.
>>712224461
Bon appetite
>>712224461
another successful thread.
thanks for cooking for us tonight alice and see you next week.
>>712224552
Alice... When was the last time you touched yourself inappropriately?
>>712224568
>Turning down the piss glass
>>712224552
Thanks OP, you're pretty cool.
>>712221011
You didn't put any sauce, what kind of shit is that fembot
>>712224615
Great thread!
>>712224133
lol WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU like srsly relax mr. Acceptable.
>Anonymity is a gif
lol stfu
>good on you
no it's not
>maybe stop with all the
maybe stfu no one asked you
> it's insulting to the rest of the females on this site
you are obviously a bitch
> It's not Tumblr or Youtube, Christ.
>YEAH MAN LIKE SRSLY THIS IS 4CHINS WE TALK NORMAL THIS IS /B/ ORITE GUYS? B IS VERY SERIOUSDISCUSS SERIOUSLY PLEASE
you
signed by: Get_lost_bitcH47
>>712224418
It does work.
But people over estimate it's importance.
You add it to cook food faster, and add a slight taste, it's not gods gift, that's what wooden spoons are for. Prevents over boiling.
>>712219830
alice is male im 200% sure
>>712224178
Shameful display for mistaken linked post meant for >>712223832
>>712224603
Sorry.
>>712224461
damn I wish to have a person like you in my house to chat, prepare food and watch films.
>>712224605
No! *turns her head away before pecking you on the cheek instead*
>>712224638
H-how does one touch themselves inappropriately?
>>712224461
thank you!
>>712224461
>>712224555
of fuck did you just fucking drug me?
>>712224201
>>712224385
>>712224461
Your threads cause my severe physiologic trauma because you remind me of someone I used to know and love dearly. I am empty now and knowing people like you exist causes me terrible pain
>>712224605
Yes!
C'mere
>>712224201
wat is that chart on the fridge?
>98 posters
98 people would never eagerly watch me make mediocre food
>>712224461
Hey are you happy that Trump won?
>>712224615
Next time you're going to rape a classic italian dish, just do us a favor and watch a youtube video on it. I'd eat it, but only because if I didn't you'd probably hurt yourself and I'd probably feel bad about that. Just let me cook next time
>>712224615
*mouthfull* R'ts grrd Rlice!
>>712224694
Nope.
>>712224715
J-just squeeze your boobs for now
>>712224362
you got my back
>>712224721
oh shit
>>712224461
Thank you Alice! You make me happy. I wish good things for you
>>712224694
What makes you so sure?
>>712221080
Is that you playing femanon ?
>>712224717
No humans for you!
>>712224721
Thank you Alice for making these threads. They make /b/ worth coming to.
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
tits or gtfo
>>712224694
I t-think there is something w-wrong with your math.
>>712224712
G-go find her then, Anonymous <4
>>712224722
S-sounds like you need therapy <4
>>712224767
N-next time, I'm going t-to make it American style <4
>>712224804
I'm g-glad you like it!
>>712224820
N-no, it is my A.I. playing. I literally said that in t-the post.
>people unironically believe Alice is a girl
baldguyfromseinfieldholdingabat.bmp
I've stayed up too late! Night everyone!
Thanks for another great thread Alice! <4
>>712224752
if you dressed like a trans anime girl, people would
If Alice had a dick who here would suck it?
>>712224615
delicious!! Thanks for your love and company ^^
>>712224461
Thanks for cooking for us, beautiful.
Alice you can cut the act
We all know this is you.
The weight matches, same with height.
There's evidence linking you with this person, as well. Although, knowing you, I'm sure you will attempt to make an excuse.
No more hiding the Truth
You are a male.
>>712224878
>G-go find her then
The fuck do I do that?
>Start conversation on OkC
>Get no response despite saying something relevant or nice to the girl
>>712224921
Can I just put on a tight bodysuit that shows off my erection?
>>712224461
Tasty meal Alice!
>>712224967
nigger
T-thank you all for coming! I h-hope you enjoyed my thread <4
If I c-can do anything for you at all, contact me at:
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Email: [email protected]
Chat: http://anekiho.me/chat2
H-have a wonderful weekend, Anonymous!
>>712224967
nigger
>>712224615
alex i want to bend you over the stove while you cook me a nice meal and fuck you up the ass. then we can eat dinner together?
>>712224967
Nigger
>>712224855
This can't be true, can it?
>>712224178
wut other gud thangs
>>712224461
That looks tasty thank you for the food!
>>712224981
You're a retard.
>>712224998
Can we dirty Skype chat?
>>712224987
hey, there is a fetiche for everyone, so dont hesitate to try
>>712222046
I think they are like traps without dicks
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>>712224981
S-sorry, I'm actually Leafy, y-yes, that's right, my name is CALVIN, and I...I'm a cyberbully, t-this is how I deal w-with the guilt!
Totally kidding, fuck off with this bullshit.
You don't have to believe me, just enjoy the thread for what it is or click the little X in the upper right hand corner and make it go away.
Kay?
>>712224981
>Image search shows this is some deviant art fag.
>From 7 years ago.
>>712224998
sooo nah on the cuddling??
>>712225054
It is.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PAN FOR SCRAMBLED EGGS
JESUS CHRIST
Do you live in squalid filth?
Get a new pan, aluminium nonstick preferably
At least show off a little more? Maid outfits are pretty sexy, Alice
>>712225121
No chin confirmed
>>712225065
Science.
>>712224615
6/10 needs more kick to it.
>>712225054
It isn't.
>>712225104
N-no.
>>712225166
Nah.
>>712224878
>S-sounds like you need therapy <4
Will you help me? Privately?
>>712225121
I'll be sure to email you just to show what you left sitting. It's pretty obvious now.
>>712225208
Can you call me on Skype and just bully me?
I'm pretty ugly so it'll be easy for you
>>712225188
Nonstick is n-not a good idea; m-my pan is anodized aluminium.
>>712225189
I'm n-not an attention whore, sorry.
>>712225224
I'm n-not a therapist.
PREPARATION
Place a large pot of lightly salted water (no more than 1 tablespoon salt) over high heat, and bring to a boil. Fill a large bowl with hot water, and set aside.
In a mixing bowl, whisk together the eggs, yolks and pecorino and Parmesan. Season with a pinch of salt and generous black pepper.
Set the water to boil. Meanwhile, heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat, add the pork, and sauté until the fat just renders, on the edge of crispness but not hard. Remove from heat and set aside.
Add pasta to the water and boil until a bit firmer than al dente. Just before pasta is ready, reheat guanciale in skillet, if needed. Reserve 1 cup of pasta water, then drain pasta and add to the skillet over low heat. Stir for a minute or so.
Empty serving bowl of hot water. Dry it and add hot pasta mixture. Stir in cheese mixture, adding some reserved pasta water if needed for creaminess. Serve immediately, dressing it with a bit of additional grated pecorino and pepper.
>>712225208
so nah on the nah? double negative means yah!
>>712225188
she used the bacon pan
>>712225286
N-no.
>>712225281
N-not even sure what that sentence means
>>712224855
hahahaha oh my god who the fuck cares are you insane and a complete loser???
>>712225132
No image search shows that.
Not sure what you're using to search.
>>712225297
Fair enough...thanks for the cooking lessons at least!
>>712225121
Bye Calvin.
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712225350
You left behind trails linking you to this picture, Alice. Either you know Sp00ky, or you're him.
Which one is it?
https://discord.gg/gHHqH join that chat nigga
>>712225382
C-case closed.
>>712223036
not going against your cooking or anything but try some butter with the eggs, makes the taste even better :)
>>712225350
BULLY ME WHILE I JERK TO YOU
>>712225103
dont care if he's a male hes sharing time with us
>>712225297
>I'm n-not a therapist.
>>Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice
>psychological advice
So by this you mean, "obvious one liners that can be dispensed of without any real investment", and not "actual advice and help to soothe the mind and soul"?
Chef here, dont listen to this sissy cunt
saute bacon, onion and garlic in a pan.
cook pasta for 6 mins on boiling salted water, then strain water.
combine sauted ingredients in pan (with no burner on) with the pasta, let cool down.
Add 1 beaten raw egg and 1 egg yolk that acts as the sauce (can add cream as well)
the dish must be cooler then 63-68 degrees as any hotter then that the egg will coagulate and scramble.
add parmesan, season with salt and white pepper, sprinkle some fresh herbs and serve
i dont know what the fuck this faggot was trying to cook
>>712225454
*quirks her eyebrow* I'm p-pretty sure you are mistaken.
>>712225565
I'm a psychologist, n-not a therapist. There is a BIG difference.
Before the thread dies.
Just know that this individual is known for being manipulative and lying a lot.
Stay away from them.
>>712224981
Lol that's Spooky, he's part of out community, he's not Alice. And Alice is female you tard. I'll bet you're a Trump supporter.
>>712225615
P-please, your dish is shit. G-go serve that slop somewhere else.
>>712225647
"known" b-by whom, again?
>>712225615
go back to /ck/ this is some b treatment
I liked this thread. When is the next one?
>>712225675
Oh? That's good information, thank you.
>>712225635
Suck more of my dick!
>>712225647
>Just know that this individual is known for being manipulative and lying a lot.
would you expect anything else on /b/
>>712225615
using cream in carbonara, KYS
>>712225736
possibly monday
>>712225647
Before this thread dies.
Just know that you are known for being a faggot and sucking dick a lot.
Stay away from me.
>>712223550
Moonbitch, please
>>712225699
You took advantage of me.
I'm not saying anyone has to believe me, but you are a terrible person.
You threw me away.
>>712225736
N-next Friday!
>>712225780
...hah. I like you, Anonymous.
>>712225334
She's agreeing with your nah, she rejects you.
>>712225781
i said 'can'
didnt say you must
can is for you faggots out there that do use cream cos i know there is a lot of shit cunts who do
>>712225647
Alice's lap dog will be here any moment.
>>712225825
Sayonara! <3
>>712225798
Keep trying. You're doing good!
For those who are curious,
http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
>>712225635
>I'm a psychologist, n-not a therapist. There is a BIG difference.
So the difference, then, is that the latter applies the knowledge gained from the former and thus creates actual useful action while the other speculates?
Just a suggestion that I make when I see pasta being made. Buy a pack of italian sausage and freeze it, as it's frozen cut it into 3/4 to 1 inch disks. Add these disks to your pasta sauce (preferably some homemade) and you end up with italian sausage meatballs. Or something close enough.
>>712225825
>...hah. I like you, Anonymous.
CAN WE CUDDLE NOW!!!!!!?
>>712225869
fair enuf
>>712225824
Y-yeah? Go cry me a r-river; either say what I did or stop being so butthurt.
Put up or shut up; I'm sick of being accused of shit without evidence.
>>712225454
What "trails"?
Moonbitch is back, assholes!
Anyway, thanks to Alice 4 the tasty meal and the rest of y'all for a good time!
See ya!
>>712225905
N-nope. Not t-the difference at all <4
>>712225736
10PM EST next Fri
>>712225825
What time next Friday?
>>712226003
Then what is it, and why won't you try to ease my suffering?