Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
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Hi Reimu, I love you!
Oh look, the spammer is here already.
>Hi Reimu, I love you!
>Oh look, the spammer is here already.
>>712220921
I love you too, Anonymous!
>>712220922
Again you are lucky my friend ;)
>>712220622
Well, I wish I were *that* kind of person too...
>>712220952
Of course. What else do you expect?
>>712221067
When you repeat yourself a lot, words start to lose their meaning. Just saying.
>>712221067
O-Oh gosh...!
>>712221167
Cringe Maximum
>>712221107
You can't love working, you can't do what you love, or you can't love what you do?
boo.
I should shitpost on every board. On /v/ I posted 'Now that the dust has settled, what did you guys think about Pong?"
On /pol/ I should post 'Now that the dust has settled, what did you guys think about President Washington?"
On /sci/ I should post 'Now that the dust has settled, what did you guys think about The Big Bang?"
On /tv/ I should post 'Now that the dust has settled, what did you guys think about The Sopranos?"
On /his/ I should post 'Now that the dust has settled, what did you guys think about World War II?"
>>712221070
>Boo hoo Alice doesn't like me so i'll pick on some of her best friends
>>712221167
Reimu, I think I'm becoming a sexual deviant and it's scaring me.
I'd like a tarot reading, please!
>>712221268
For /a/, ask about Kill la Kill.
>>712221304
2/10 bait, made me reply
Alice is cooking spaghetti and I'm not Italian so I think I'll skip that thread for today.
Everyone link music, please.
>>712221306
You're on here and you're not a sexual deviant already?
>>712221268
My dad is watching the sopranos right now and pong is a rocking game!
tarot cards i guess? assuming this is still going
>>712221306
Why? What have you done?
I will reach my final form.
>>712221378
I ate spaghetti today.
Synchronicity in action.
>>712221236
I can't do what I love.
>>712221306
>>712221422
What Reimu said.
>>712220478
>>712221107
I enjoyed that. I love songs that have a sort of upbeat uh... beat...
Have you got any other songs like that?
what image macro do you use
>>712221361
>:) Lel
>Geee i wonder who could be behind these posts
>>712221354
>>712221414
Free readings for both of you, to kick things off. Got a topic or question in mind?
i want to learn how to use one but I dont want to download a virus
>>712221634
Nobody you know, that's for sure.
>>712221422
Well, at first I joined an online group that sexualizes an aspect of myself that I perceive to be negative and that I'm self-conscious of because I wanted to feel good about myself. I've made many friends there and I spend a lot of time there, and the topic of the group and some of the other things my friends are into are starting to turn me on too. They're not the worst things I can think of, but I don't think they're normal, and it makes me feel bad.
look at that you go so fast
>>712221570
That's a shame. I might not be able to continue doing what I love past being a student, an amount of it depends on luck really.
>>712221358
>>712221395
I love shitposting so much...
do you think im joking? im not joking im genuinely curious
>>712221787
There's no such thing as normal when it comes to this. You'll never get to know most people's fetishes because people don't talk about that stuff openly, but they all have them.
>>712221570
Fuck off Louise.
>>712221787
I mean, be into what you're into dude.
i know you can see my posts
>>712221726
>If Autistic was a name and Fuck the last name i would've discovered who you are pretty easily
>>712221787
Nothing really wrong about that. I'm into some weird stuff and have a friend who is in even weirder stuff.
Being ashamed of sexuality is a common thing.
>>712221643
Hmm, how about how my weekend will be?
:I
>>712222013
What things do you like, Reimu?
>>712222042
Oh wow, you are a salty fuck aren't you?
>>712221643
i'm >>712221414
let's go with relationships. be it romantic, family, firends, ect
thats fine bro ill just help you out with your spam shit and not get any recognition thats cool
>>712220691
I'm glad you keep making these threads, anon. It's better than look at dis naked gurl I know threads we seem to get constantly nowadays.
Keep up the good work.
>>712221878
Good luck, then.
*hugs*
I believe in you, ya know.
>>712222042
No u
>>712222282
No, not really.
I'm a pretty sweet guy.
>>712222141
>Queen of Swords
>Knight of Wands
>Ace of Wands
You'll be hanging out with an impressive, intelligent woman and an unpredictable funny guy whose unusual way of looking at the world makes him able to pick out patterns that other people miss. They're going to inspire you to be more self-reliant.
>>712220289
What should I say? Uu
>>712219687
Fufu.
I have Killing Floor 2 as well now, can I invade your game?
>>712219439
The 1080 ti will be out next year but it might be a tad more expensive.
>>712222492
I'm gonna try hard to swing things in my favour, but it still all depends. Gotta actually know people, you know.
>>712222500
Well you're acting like a salty fuck.
>>712222639
Probably. I'll have to save for it, whatever I do.
no thats fine thats fine
>>712222456
>Lel not posting into Alice's thread because she would surely recognize him
>Let's fix that ;)
>>712222759
I'm just pulling legs
>>712222500
No, quite honestly, you seem like a huge douche. And I don't say that to very many people.
>>712222759
Yeah, I get it. But I believe in you.
>>712222806
No, you're being a huge douche.
>>712222880
How so?
youre pulling my fucking leg by not giving me a mega link to your fucking image macro
>>712220691
Found out my wife cheated on me a week ago and now I want a divorce, but I don't want her to take half my stuff. What should I do, OP? Also do I have to post anime pictures to get replies?
>>712222562
Awesome! Thanks Reimu! :D
>>712222806
Doesn't seem like it.
>>712222880
I believe in me too. Maybe.
>tfw fat and also a boy
>tfw no one will ever want to lick your armpits or your feet
...
>>712222880
>>712222777
Don't feed his pride. The best thing to do is to give the darkest, blackest gift of all to him. Nothing.
>>712222252
I'd rather not talk about that, but let me assure you that I have them too. You can probably guess one of them if you've hung around long enough.
>>712222372
>The Emperor (Reversed)
You have a friend who's short-sighted and reckless, maybe ill-tempered, too. Expect irresponsible behavior to ensue in the near future.
>Queen of Wands
On the other hand, there's a female in your life who is both hard-working and supportive. She values accomplishment over material things and it's probably a good idea to stick close to her.
>Temperance
You'll be playing the diplomat between two people soon. It could be these two, or this could be a later event involving others. It's probably these two, though.
>>712223074
lose weight fatty
>>712223052
Tell me how I'm being mean and I'll resign.
>>712220691
My week sucked
>built up courage for 1 week
>ask her out
>she says yes
>I'm really happy
>next day she says she doesn't want a bf
C'est la vie
youre the biggest cunt and that is coming from a guy that is image flogging the same thread as you are
Reimu makes me diamonds.
-J
>>712223210
I remembere when I jerked my tiny 4 inch dick to avatarfags on an anomyous image board as well.
>>712223004
No, you don't.
Anyway, all I can tell you is to hire a good lawyer. Without a pre-nup or something it's really up to either that, or breaking things off on good terms and coming to an arrangement with her on your own.
>>712223148
>>712223258
>>712223086
I guess.
>>712222937
...
>>712223052
You can do it.
>>712223179
She sounds flaky anyway. Oh well! At least you tried! Next time's the charm, Anonymous.
>>712223407
See you then.
>>712223179
That is why you don't get attached until about 2 months in.
Why avatarfag on an anonymous image board?
That defeats the purpose of it being anonymous.
I feel like Alice has kind of killed this thread...
>>712223407
Probably. I need to be more ambitious than I am, but I don't feel like it.
>>712223424
Thanks.
Are you still doing those cooking threads?
>>712223506
Why do you feel this way?
im bored post a new comic sperm spammer
>>712223497
I had known her longer than that
By the way, I saw you tried to get a response from Alice using one of my pictures. Just know, she's never met me before. I don't care about her and she doesn't care about me. So, don't waste your time with them.
>>712223506
How so? It still seems somewhat alive in here aside from all the spam.
>>712223533
I'm not Alice. She has one going right now.
>>712223506
Yeah... She did. And yeah, you probably should! I'd try to motivate you but motivation has to be internal rather than external, ya know?
>>712223044
What?
>>712223275
>No, you don't.
Thank god.
She "wants" as much as she can get. 13 years of marriage down the FUCKING drain, OP. You don't understand how hard I've worked for my family. If she wins she'll take $250k out of me.
>>712223100
>female in my life who's hard-aorking and supportive
sounds kinda like might be my mum
the first one sounds like my old friend, he's prone to fits of rage but otherwise he's an alright dude, so long as he doesn't get angry
thanks fam, i'll keep an eye out for those two clashing, however unlikely
>>712223685
My bad anon
>>712223534
Because she posts a thread and suddenly it's fucking dead.
>>712223675
It's less alive than it was before she started.
>>712223691
Yeah, well it's also like right now I'm just trying to live day to day? I can't really concentrate on a future.
>>712223838
That's true, but it's not dead yet!
Now someone gimme a topic that I'll know nothing about so I can talk about it and make a fool of myself!
>>712223728
I understand, and I'm sorry it's come to that... but you really don't have a lot of options. Even $250k is worth less than a lifetime of unhappy marriage, though.
>>712223579
I known a girl since I was 13, then met again three years later and was friends again for 2 years. Got the courage to ask her out after waiting 5 months. Asked her out and she didn't care about me one bit. I had to bring it up she was ignoring me and instead of working it out she dumped me.
I know.
>>712223838
Surprise surprise, she puts effort into her threads, unlike you guys.
These threads would be more popular if they were somewhere they belonged and weren't just a big circlejerk between avatarfags.
>>712223111
I can't it's hard and some people like it
>>712223959
then don't complain about people not licking you
>>712223074
Eat less, or healthier. If you're planning on becoming cute, drop the red meats and ideally all meat. Most people don't eat enough fruits and vegetables. Take care of your skin and treat any acne. Don't pop pimples, but wash your face twice a day and use acne cream once or twice a day. Change your pillowcases every three days and your sheets once a week. Don't touch your face too often. Less dairy means less testosterone which means more cute and less acne. This can also be accomplished by jerking off less. Drink less soda and more water. Excercise, and if you're planning on becoming cute, don't do weight training, do cardio, but keep some weights around for the arms. Excercise your legs and glutes, too. Stretch a little, it's good to be flexible. Shave and use lotion. You can shave your armpits and legs, too. Use scrub on your feet or any rough skin. Lotion your feet often and put some socks on after you do. Don't wash your hair every day, it gets too dry. Celery is a good vegetable, and so is lettuce. Broccoli and cauliflower may cause body odor. Apples, grapes, blueberries and raisins are good fruits. Watch how much sodium and fat you're eating. You also need fiber.
>>712223920
I'm sorry, anon.
>>712223663
>Of course she doesn't care about you lol
>>712223838
I ran out of things to say cause it's dead.
>>712223838
Mm, I don't believe that. Maybe it feels like you can't but you have to just do it and all that, right?
>>712223914
Even after she sucks me dry she'll still get half my paycheck, please help me, OP. I've gave my bitch my heart and soul and massive long lasting orgasms, I don't understand how she can do this to me.
>>712224132
No need to be. I am very blunt and sometimes come off as uncaring.
Plus that memory still rustles my jimmies.
>>712224229
Murder her and make it look like a suicide. Of course, you have to kill yourself too. Double suicide.
>>712224290
I wasn't mad at you, just at the memory. Sharing what happened with me so you know your not the only one.
>>712223927
>You'd also be more popular between abortions rather than humans
>These are your true kin
>>712223906
It's pretty fucking dead. It's a shame, I enjoyed these threads and this seems to keep happening.
>>712223927
I don't think it's the effort, I know this well enough to know that she'd be able to grab attention regardless. Always used to.
>>712224209
Yeah, that happens. I miss when there were people.
>>712224222
It's more that I feel like I can't do anything ambitious without losing what free time I have.
>>712224229
Nice I got the last image.
>>712224488
I rather not to jail.
>>712223999
But I want people to like me and lick me
>>712224027
But I like eating so much and it would take so long, and even then my body is gross so it might not look nice enough to be worth it. I want to be small and cute and sexualized for things like armpits and feet, but sometimes I think I would just be better off being sexualized for fat and stretch marks like I am now.
>>712224562
I enjoy them too when I'm not too shy to talk honestly. Hopefully it won't keep on like this then...
>>712224657
It will, because Alice has decided that she wants to do threads at pretty much the exact time that Reimu does.
>>712224490
Who are you? This isn't me
>>712224612
It's not just that you want people to like your body. You want to have a body you like. If you don't eat less, you'll have to excercise more or fat won't be burned. Supplements exist, and I'm not necessarily talking about straight-up HRT.
>>712224612
they will if you lose weight
>>712224770
The landscape guy that talked about the story.
Was just trying to further explain why you need not be sorry.
>>712224846
I feel like food is at least half of what makes up my happiness in life, and there isn't a lot of it. I've tried losing weight before to no avail, I love eating and I hate exercising so much.
Is there a new thread?
This thread is NOT dead
~Mantis
