REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
fuck it why not
yeah ok
I want a 2nd gf
>>712217851
reply thread
>>712217851
yay
k
What goes through a posters head when he posts this?
Here we go!
yes
- _ -
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rollz
>>712218111
I'm going to be so popular and not be called gay!
>>712217851
45632496
>>712217851
tomorrow never comes, its always the next day
tfw no gf
>>712217851 thank you
>>712217851
Can it be that I won't have a girlfriend by tomorrow instead?
>>712217851
if dubs all gf in this thread will be trap
>>712217851
LUL
>>712218111
Maybe that he will be popular and not called gay?
>>712217851
She succ my dong yessssss
sure
>>712217851
well...
at least ill get new weed tomorrow.
Yes please. I want a girlfriend.
Lets do this... by tomorrow. Make it happen.
Worth a shot.
.
>>712217851
worth a shot
I believe
>>712217851
oh boy
Bullshit
Pwease
Pls
Pretty Asian or black girl please!
Please!
K
>>712217851
I have hope.
Eh, it'd be nice.
need teh succccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Hopefully she'll treat my cock like that banana
ok
if only
massive lonely and suicide soon™
Oh shit waddup
I wont go out of my house tomorrow. But let's try
>>712217851
reply
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
pls
dubs confirms
Fingers crossed boys.
>>712218846
jokes on you i want to die
will she let me slide in tomorrow we shall see
Ok, might as well
>>712217851
I gotta stop replying to these post, shit.
plz gibe gf
Oh please be gracious, Allrighty Kék!
PS: No fat chicks and ball busters please. Thanks.
I hope these dubs negate the effect
ok
>>712217851
Ha I call bullshit.
Plus, I'll probably end up breaking up with her in a week anyway.
>>712217851
promise me anon?
>>712217851
What
any human in general would be appreciated
OHBOY!!
I'm calling bullshit, but I really like this girl
Ok
Yeah okay
pls
I have nothing to lose anyways
>>712217851
Well its worth
>>712217851
Asked my best friend out today, she basically replied "let me think about it" if meme magic exists let it be NOW
>>712217851
ya ok
>>712217851
Got my fingers crossed like a mother fucker. Rachel here I come.
>>712217851
Pls
Edgy teen please
>>712217851
aight
>>712217851
But i dont want one... Im actually trying to curve this chick off.
Fuck
Noice
Not this shit again
k
A gf would be nice
sure
Meh. Got nothin to lose.
>>712217851
Hooray for girlfriend!
Bull
Good timing
>>712217851
>tfw i know who she probably will be and feels bad man
Plz work dub plx.
Let's goooo
Fuck
What kind of girlfriend?
ROLL
>>712217851
Thanks
Don't give us false hope, op. It's just cruel
k
God, I'm lonely.
Cool
>>712217851
thanx bb
>>712217851
here we go...
>>712217851
Well my mom is still alive, glad to see a positive version of this. So, reply
Hello guys
Fuck this shit
Better be right jew
sure
What will she be like?
>>712217851
third time a charm?
>just incase
>>712217851
put my banana in gf mouth
I mean it might actually happen? Maybe?
Yayy, reply
Feliz Navidad
Fuck, my wife is gonna be pissed if this works
Pls
lmaoing @ ur lives
wimens come to me!
ohhhh shit run run run
>>712217851
I like big butted black girls that are also smart. Which me good luck finding the impossible.
worth a shot
Thanks dude.
>>712217851
I REPLIED TO ONE OF THESE YESTERDAY AND I'M STILL A LONELY MISERABLE FUCK.
plz
>>712217851
I'm almost at it so i guess i can use your luck
Girlfriend time for this guy
>>712217851
yea okie
>>712217851
fuck it might as well
Sure why not
Hell, might as well try.
>>712217851
l haven't been able to get a gf since l was 12
ño
Sounds good
help me b
>>712217851
yey
ok
Let's go
>>712217851
66 for a harem
>>712217851
eliza eat my banana plz
>>712217851
I'd love to believe this, because right now I'm convinced I'll die alone.
was good
The last chance
>>712218389
haha kys
>>712217851
it's bullshit but I'm desperate
>>712217851
aight babe
ok
>>712221261
her name \is killua
need
>>712217851
fuck it why not
Please be true
>>712217851
gonna play this one
please
Hopefully.
>>712217851
giv m3 grillfriend
I wish
please
im desparate, mate
if i do, i'm putting a tribute to you somewhere in my room
>>712222066
sorry, desperate
caroline is gonna be mine
roll
Can't hurt, right?
>>712217851
CROSSIN' FINGERS
Jew
Fuck it hopefully it wont b integer fat bitch
>>712218389
lol'd
ok
sometimes u just gotta be bestfriends with yourself
>looks at hand
QUAD TRIPS
GET
fuck off
pls
LE QUAD TRIPLES
lol
Why the fuck not
Pork Chop Sandwiches
Can't get much worse.
roll
lmao
>>712217851
i just want to be okay again.
triple seven
roiling for big tits on my new girlfriend
ROLLLLL
>>712217851
sure
sure
Sure
Suicide is badass
>>712217851
please
I'm trusting you, OP.
>>712217851
LOL
make it real meme magic!
>>712217851
YES !
>>712217851
yeah, right
Fuck it. Here's my Hail Mary.
>>712217851
Sure i'll give it a shot
She better be cute/hot, funny, smart, and my future wife
>>712217851
i doubt it but k
Please god.
thank you based god
.
>>712217851
tru
:(
>>712217851
why not
I have a date tomorrow, so fuck it. Bless up
Oh
>>712223168
roll for u
>>712217851
rolling
>>712217851
Plz
roll
Why not eh
>>712217851
Please.
I got nothing else
>>712217851
please fucking work
Can't wait
>>712217851
ok :>
fuck it, wont hurt me but if it pays off
Roll
But if this is real it means that your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>>712217851
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
ya know there is this girl im trying to woo, this may work
please god
>>712217851
Roll for this sadly
>>712217851
yoooo
Sure why not.... Fuck it.
>>712217851
I'd rather have my wife back
If only it would work.
>>712217851
but im a fag
>>712221583
kys
Why not
>>712217851
YES!
Not if im dead faggot
>>712217851
Just went out with a prospect. cant take a chance.
>>712217851
fake
No
i'm game lmfao
>>712217851
FINALLY
Getting a coworker then, I guess? Cool.
>>712217851
this better work this time
Ok
Ill take one
>>712217851
Sure.
>>712217851
yis plis
ok
>>712217851
couldn't hurt the girl I've wanted to date for months is fighting with her boyfriend the last few days
>>712217851
Lets get it!
>>712217851
i need fucking
>>712217851
>Doubt
Here's hoping.
lol
kk
>>712217851
ill just be satisfied with even a hug from the specimens called " female "
k
bump
K
Rep
Better be
>>712217851
Fuck that I want her money
>>712217851
I sure hope she's cute.
rolling for a good one
I consider it close to impossible to have a gf by tomorrow but maybe something magical will happen
>>712217851
or not
trips and no one gets a girlfriend
I'm meeting a girl today so...
Reply!
Pls
Sure, fucking what fucking ever.
>>712217851
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................
She will never love me, unless of course... dubs.
>>712217851
By tomorrow? That'd be impressive.
lets go
i can dig it
>>712217851
JESUS I KNOW YOUR THERE, you answered my prayer for trump now I only have one more request
>>712217851
Nut
>>712217851
Unlikely.
>ITT: alot of betafags.
Nice
>>712217851
lezgo
yeah no
tussa
It's 9 I work at 9. No I won't.
