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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY I have been practising black magic for

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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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>>712214777
777 Are u Satan?
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Lets roll, dying doesnt have to be that bad
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>>712214777
ok
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>>712214777
roll
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>>712214777
ok
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This same thread was up like 30 mins ago you Shitposting faggot
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>>712215780
cry more bitch boy
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>>712214777
>777
????????
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>>712215834
Kek
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Ok
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I'd risk it for a biscuit (pls 66)
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It's a win win.
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Lets roll
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Goin for it
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>>712214777
Just kill me fam lol
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ROLL
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nigger
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Roll
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Lord I was born a gamblin' man
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>>712214777
Op, how does it feel to be such a raging faggot?
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>>712214777
Roll again
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Fuck
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>>712214777
Trips confirm roll.
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>>712214777
Fuck it roll
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Okay
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>>712214777
>Dear diary.
>today OP was a cocksucking copypasta faggot
>So in other words nothing has changed.

>Ps, buy milk
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I'm game
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>>712214777
rollin

Do you take spell requests?
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Rolll
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>>712214777
roll
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roll
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Roll
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roll
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>>712214777
66 pls
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>>712214777
do the herp-a-derp
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roll
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>>712216666
Quads confirm double death
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Rollirino
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>>712216666

Winrar death
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>>712214777
rolllin
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I'm that nigga
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>>712216666

Does a double 66 cancel the curse ?
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Fuck it. I won't go quietly though. ROLL
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YESSSSSS
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ok
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>>712214777
roll
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Roll
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>>712215780

"Fucking op doesn't even have any real powers, fucking faggot"
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Niggers
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roll for shits n gigglez
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K bro bro
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>>712217066
You are kill
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>>712214777
Alright satan. I believe you.
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Roll for death
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Ok
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roll
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RoIl
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Roll
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What's the problem with either of these options?
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Damn
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herpes
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Roll again
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Roller hockey
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Shitttt
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Penis
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Dildo
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Doing this just to prove your so called magic is bullshit.
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braise kek
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>>712214777
FUCKS GIVEN 0
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Can it work?
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come on
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rollin
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it's like playing russian roulette
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How is everyone doing this evening?
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>>712214777
fuck it. give anything
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Dude, you just missed.
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would like a lot of money and female love
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Can OP magically change from jew to ALPHA?
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winning this time for sure
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kill me or make me great
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rolling for death so i dont have to go to work tomorrow
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rol
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Roll for death
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t's cheaper than a lottery ticket...
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Haaramasch
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A wealthy man is me
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bungholio
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give me the money
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This is mental
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roll
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wapiti bunghole
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help m,e
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Cool.
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yeah, sure
>rolling
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>>712216666
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make my life great again, either way would be fun
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Kkkk
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>>712214777
Those triple sevens scare me too much to not try it...
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keke
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>>712218077
Winner
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hohohoho
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>>712214777
Both seem like wins so get
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>>712218077

Oh shit! Can I borrow some money?
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>>712218077
fuck yeah what sorta wealth we talking about OP?
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>>712214777
I need at least a good 15000 for a 64 impala
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Nigga
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rollin' for 77
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>>712218198
sure man, lets see if this is actually true
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Rollin
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>>712214777
Come on lady luck
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>>712218077
send me a lil bro.
>>712214777
also rolling
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Roll for 66
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>>712214777
Rolling
>black magice
Sure what ever you say.
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Fuck it
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>>712218077
WINRAR
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Let's do it.
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praise kek
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rolll
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>>712214777
i just want to die!
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>>712214777

Rollin on a river
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Rolling
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ok lol
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Bored at work lets do this
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>>712214777
what if im an atheist?
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roll
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Poorfag here so both are wins
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>>712216859
yup, you killed a killing curse... with a killing curse.
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>>712218385
Reroll
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Rolling. Who gives a fuck
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roll
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Lol whatevs
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Reroll
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>>712218560
just because you firmly believe in something it doesnt means its true
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>>712217932
Reroll
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>>712217833
dubs confirm op is a jew.
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rolllllll
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Praise Kek I need $$
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R o l l
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rollllllll
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>>712214777
if dubs, OP is a fucking jew
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k
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gcvg
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hfvhh
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>>712218800
Got 3 sets of dubs, does that count for anything >>712214777
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>>712214777
Please kill me and end my existence.
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>>712218800
Dubs checked
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some poor dude rolled 6666 ... is that death to both him and his mom
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>>712214777
Rawl
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gggv
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rrrr
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>>712214777
My anus issssss ready
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>>712218200
a wealth......
of chromosomes.
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LETS DO THIS FAKE INTERNET WIZARD WHOOO
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gg
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efeff
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>>712218968
hopefully
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Let's go, 77!

Also, nice trips.
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77 me. I bought a lotto ticket out of impulse yesterday and i never do that
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>>712218866
>op is a jew
Kek
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Roll
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.....
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Gg ez
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Please be death
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uju
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PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEE CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 666 years. I have been very successful at memeing summoning kek. With that being said, I can confirm that OP is a lying sack of horse testicles.
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>>712218866
Your dead, however your dubs confirm that op is indeed a kike.
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ok
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>>712214777

Gimme dat
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>>712214777
>>712216666
>>712218077
Rel
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weed
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Winning
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>>712219179
bet
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hhhroll
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>>712214777
OP has great wealth

Also kill me pls
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Give me great wealth so i can donate to the christian churches so the word of jesus can reach ever further, amen
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Roll
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Fuck it I win either way
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hhhhh
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A winner is me
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>>712218952

No you stupid nigger
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Your mamma's a whore you dirty jew.
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>>712219388
Reroll
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>>712214777
66 GET
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jjj
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Plz
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a
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hhh
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>>712219456
reroll
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>>712216666
Aw man you're going to be dead as fuck

pls livestream
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>>712219179
Please be true. Ill fuck her to death. Again. Also 77 get. Hail satan
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Check em
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sadasd
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hh
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Rereroll
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AYYYY I GOT IT WAS 77 IM HIGH AND EXCITED WOOOO
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Finally
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zzz
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>>712214777
cool story bro.

seems legit.
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>>712219577
Winrar
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>>712219577
Winner winner dicks for dinner
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Roll for 66 pls
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If 77 ill donate all my money to trump directly. Will post proof
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>>712216666
DUDE YOUR FUCKED.
66 is a painful violent death. in 24 hours.
Wich means you die in 24 hours, but with
not triple but quads sixe's
He's gonna torture you for life,
Maybe even after life.
For etirnity.
He has tripple sevens so he speaks the truth about black magic.
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>>712219666
Wowee ur fucked
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>>712219666
You don fucked up now boi
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>>712219666
Don't fuck with the unknown dude ;)
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Rolling
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77
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rolling
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>>712214777
good trips
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Roll.. *touches wood*
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We've seen 66, 666, and 6666. Can I get some singles?
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Trip 7's speak the truth, now bless me Great one
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>>712214777
ro-rolll
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>>712214777
k
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>>712220002
Wew that was a close one..
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Rollerino
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roll
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>>712219752

Nope. The math works out so that he actually dies within 6 hours.
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>>712214777
>tfw
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>>712220066
FFFFFUCK
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Roll
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>>712214777
Roll
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Give the money you filthy kike
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>>712219867
Escaped death by 1 gg
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>>712214777
god i better not die
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End it now.
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b
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>>712219914
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Give me money you fucking nigger
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>>712220177
Glass in the ass, baby.
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>>712220177
hey good job
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OP is a real weird babe ... not bad looking though
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Quintuples
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I want wealth
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>>712220177
WINRAR!!!
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Who gettin them hepts comin up?
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7
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>>712220177
Oh fuuug game over lads he got it
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>>712214777
Why the pic of Mary Bell?
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>>712219344
No money but god gave you dubs
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>>712220417
BECAUSE SHE'S MY GRANDMOTHER
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Make it happen
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Thanks OP
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>>712214777
Can I sleep?
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Wealth
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>>712219643

What does hh mean? Is that some Hitler bullshit?
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hy
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>>712214777
pls bless me
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52 yo old fag master wizard here. Got ur back here. Op will be plagued with severe vaginitus with ragging vaginal warts and herpes encrusted asshole by the end of the week.
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Poop
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>>712214777
Rolling, good luck everyone :)
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>>712219666
Rekt
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Ok
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>>712220377
nice
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If 77 ill anhero on livestream before i get rich
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Roll bitch
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>>712216699
Ooh
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>>712214777

Your nothing. I was the one that casted the spell that got Trump in Office.
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Roll
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>>712214777
sure
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>>712220377
Dubs!
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>>712219666
>insults OP
>sentenced to death

There's a lesson here /b/
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77 get. Im going to buy 4chan and remove mods and ban white Knights until feds shut us down for good. A ship worthy of going down on
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PLease I need the money. im a 19 yr old NEET who is broke as fuck
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>>712221433
Well atleast I got dubs
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>>712220685
Top kek
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>>712214777
hope i die
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>>712221477
Jackpot
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>>712221477
Oh shit dubs twice in a row. and a 77 :)
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rolling for wealth
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If 77 ill cum on justin bieber on the red carpet
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WOOT!
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>>712221433
>>712221477

Give me money please
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aaaaaa
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If 77 delete thread and start new thread with gaping assholes
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>>712214777
here i go
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>>712221813
here i go again
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>>712221867
last chance
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Well my name is Josh Tomlinson so look for my death or wealth on the news tomorrow
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What happens at the 404?
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>>712214777
>>
kek
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need a gf
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>>712214777
Roll
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What the hell
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2222222 get tho
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One morr try. Screw it.
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ok
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Check
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>>712221368
>A ship worthy of going down on

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
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why not
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I wanna fucking die.
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>>712222666

HA! Know you know why now.
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>>712214777
Great I cant lose
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>>712222666
F
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Need money
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Roll
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Rollinger
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Rolling
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Play
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Rolls Royce ?
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>>712214777
Help me, OP.
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>>712223333
Can you do something with my quads ?
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Kill me
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>>712216666
>>712218866
>>712219666
>>712220066
>>712222666
let us know tomorrow if you're dead yeah?
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>>712218077
>>712219577
>>712220177
>>712220377
let us know if you become rich in 30 days
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