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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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What's this?
Don't forget TFF.
It would be a shame to miss this.
Why am I just ranting?
I think it has to do with lack of sleep and paranoia.
Mixed in with a bit of adrenaline.
And probably anger.
And a bit of fury.
I want to boop her nose.
>>712336411
I still have the fucking thing. But my camera is so shit I can't take pictures unless I'm next to the fucking sun because the camera make everything so god damn dark.
>>712336339
What about the sweet taste of murdering thousands upon thousands of innocent computer people because you can't murder that many people irl?
wait...
what?
>>712336976
Doesn't interest me. I like racing I guess. That's about all I play but still very seldom.
looks like shit
>9 posts
>3 posters
someone's autistic
>>712337035
Cruisin USA.
>>712336976
Sorry to hear about your loss.
>>712337060
I prefer sim/semi-sim racing.
Shark is best
Prove me wrong
>>712336976
Hey boop, how are you?
Apparently, we might get emoji support soon?
>>712337136
Example?
>>712337060
Oh. My. God.
I love that game, spent dollars on attempting on becoming #1. Never did, shame.
>>712337199
Vorefag?
>>712337185
I hope not...
>>712337035
You aren't interested in any genre except racing? To each their own i guess. I was gonna offer a shit ton of free unique weapons in borderlands(not the good ones) but meh.
>>712337211
It's a fucking great game.
>Spent dollars
Why not buy it for N64?
>>712337185
That would be a terrible idea.
>>712337241
Hello no. This is Martin.
Anyways, sup guys.
>>712337283
>>712337199
Hey Martin.
>>712337210
Forza, Project Cars, et cetera.
>>712337292
Not really. It's only because I want to race motorcycles in real life.
>>712336717
WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
>>712337349
No, this is Patrick.
>>712337174
Pretty good up past bedtime but you won't tell right? (My gf made the mistake of going to bed early tonight)
>>712337383
How do you feel about Gran Turismo?
>>712337434
Never played it, but it seems cool.
I like coming here to just vent, you know?
>>712337517
We can tell.
>>712337511
The first one made me fall in love with the series because of their soundtrack. But overall, I'd recommend playing 5 if you ever feel like it.
>>712337526
Good.
>>712337303
I didn't have it for N64 back then.
>>712337395
Oh, that son of a bitch.
>>712337517
>just vent
Whole lotta venting you did in the previous thread, buddy boy.
>>712337349
Not much, up past bedtime tho, don't tell my gf. (I think I've used that joke one to many times so I'm gonna stop now. A bad joke can only be stretched so far.)
>>712337383
Hey Dash~
Whatchu up to today?
>>712337694
Not a god damn thing. You?
>>712337631
I'm honestly really bored, and no matter what, I always end up saying something identifiable. I might be moving my spam to the waifu threads shortly.
>>712337649
If your girlfriend is trying to take away your freedom, that's a serious issue.
>>712337725
Computer/networking stuff, then wasting time.
>>712337842
Sounds fun.
>>712337388
Kek, I remember shit like that from like fucking third grade. Top quality man, I would high five you for that one.
>>712337870
Eh, I was mad and frustrated about some problems that occurred, but more so at how I don't know how they suddenly were solved and gone.
>>712337842
Nah, it's sexy/cuddle time around ten. But she went to bed early tonight so I spent the last 2 hours grinding weapons in BLTPS and have an inventory full of unique weapons now, which is nice.
>>712338040
Ghosts it sounds like.
>>712338174
Ahh, I see. Cuddling would make it worth it, some days. I'm envious. I've only cuddled guys, no girls yet.
Wew lad, Firefox Mobile is a shit lately, isn't it?
It won't allow me to install NameSync, it literally went the way of the Chrome.
>>712338366
cuddling girls is nice
they smell good
>>712338366
I guess it would be similar? But with two fun bags to play with.
>>712338500
Men smell good, too~
>>712338517
Probably.
It is that time of year again though.
>>712338478
>won't allow me to install NameSync
I feel you, can't install NS myself that easily.
Maybe I should start cleaning.
>>712338705
Am sads. There's no GreaseMonkey mobile as far a I know, is there?
Also, I am testing my typing skills.
I don't know what she has done to me, maybe it the bed time, but I am too tired to see what im posting, night y'all. Boop out.
I'm trying to see how much of a thought I can get out in 8-15 seconds.
>>712338779
Not that I know of.
With proper grammar and punctuation.
>>712338599
in my experience men just smell like sweat
I guess it has been a while since I've been within 10 feet of a guy, though
>>712338829
Night, Boop.
>>712338845
Shiiiit.
>>712338829
have a nice evening
>>712338829
Night, dude.
>>712338898
Hmm, they smell like sex, really. Which is related to, but different from sweat.
But it smells nice <3 Cuddling is nice.
>>712339009
I suppose that how one perceives body odor is largely related to their sexual preferences
I just feel the emo tendencies coming back now that the weather is getting more and more cold and gray, but at the same time, it's beautiful.
I should probably stop drinking.
But I do want to be happy.
Is that so wrong?
I am afraid to vacuum.
I'm scared that I won't hear the guy breaking in.
That shit really fucked with me.
My sister was so scared and crying, and I wasn't even able to help her.
>>712339357
are you a dog?
And my girlfriend doesn't feel safe, so that makes me feel like shit.
>>712339214
I'm bisexual, but some homosexual people have called me faggy. Hey, cum tastes nice.
tfw all the women here are christian and don't want anything other than marriage
>>712339431
10/10 topkek
Look, I'm sorry for using your threads as a testing grounds.
Just didn't want to be alone in this place anymore.
Here, at least I feel happy.
Most of you don't like me, but I just like these threads.
>>712339450
I haven't had any experience with cum but the idea of it kinda grosses me out
I feel ya about the women though, foibles of living in the south
Something about them besides the furry really makes me happy.
>>712339628
Eh, not really a problem tbh.
It's like this topic tends to have pretty all right people.
this is the most brutal spammer i ever seen.
>>712339723
I do feel bad, I really do. I just want to pretend someone is reading, you know? I don't need responses, but I just wanna post. I'd post furry images too, but on this tablet, it's pretty time consuming.
>>712339628
>your
It's not my thread. Remember, 4chan is yours.
>>712339701
Sex~
I don't live in the south, but the USA in general is far too religious. I'm in south Florida, the south is a few hours drive north of me.
>>712339752
I feel the same way
people are usually pretty nice in these threads
I remember just coming here for porn.
>>712339907
I wish it was mine. I love this place.
>>712339915
It's rare to find terrible people.
My most fondest memory was watching all of you talk and even use filenames to communicate.
Honestly, that's what drew me to using filenames so much.
Hell, I still remember some of the old furfags that used to post here on a daily basis.
My ex girlfriend and I would lurk these threads on our phones and download a lot of furry porn.
>>712339820
meh he's just venting a bit
not like he's posting trains or dead animals
>>712339907
I lived in south florida for a while, had... other problems... with women there
>>712339985
maybe, but it's common to find people acting terribly on 4chan
But one day, something changed.
>>712340120
Which is why I don't come here too often. Small doses of poison, eh? But there's other boards at least.
I was reading a thread, and it seemed like almost everyone in it was sad.
For some reason, it really tore me up.
Random people feeling sad and suicidal...it just....got to me.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
So I sought out to try to cheer people up.
I wanted to pretend I mattered.
So for a week straight, I kept coming here around 8 p.m. PST.
>>712340120
Other problems? Details please, I want to understand.
i'd just chat with random anons and try to help them.
Found out it was some guy named 8bit at one point being sad.
Along with several others whose names I've forgotten.
And after that week, for some reason, I didn't wanna leave.
These people actually talked to me, and made me feel like I had a friend too.
My real first friend I made, goes by the name of Unter.
Hell, he's the one who gave me a name since I couldn't think of one.
>>712340232
A lot of people in these threads have issues with anxiety and depression
the bright, cute, sexy animals make a nice reprieve from the real world
>>712340357
sluts! call me old-fashioned but I'm into monogamy
for some reason being a lesbo chicks assume they can see other people/men without it bothering me...
Anyways, I'm just scared is all.
>>712340550
I never thought of it that way, but it makes sense.
I've been spamming a lot of quick messages, and I do feel bad.
I'll take off now, thanks for letting me do my thing, it means a lot to me.
I appreciate all that you've done here.
>>712340550
I sadly have only found monogamous people here. The sluts are probably successful enough to not be using OKCupid/Tinder.
If only there was a grindr for straight relationships. Oh well~
I can't be monogamous, as I'm bisexual.
Pro tip: anyone who says he can be bisexual and monogamous isn't a real bisexual.
Until next time. Maybe in like an hour or so. Dunno. But see ya.
>>712340744
yeah... I don't date bi girls anymore for that reason
unfortunately that seems to have reduced my dating pool to 0
>>712340764
later dude, take it easy
>>712340998
That's too bad. Bisexual bestsexual, bisexual master race.
>>712340764
Later
Boop, evening all.
>>712341137
you like butt stuff?
or do you strictly pitch?
>>712341591
I neither give or receive anal. Anal is simply a fetish I do not have.
I'm versatile/switch
Also, you may be able to find people who claim to be bisexual but are actually not bisexual.
>>712341764
>Also, you may be able to find people who claim to be bisexual but are actually not bisexual.
What do you mean by that?
>>712337694
did you draw that?
>>712340499
Unts was my first friend here too... I miss my unterseeboot!
>>712341764
In my experience bisexual really just means "waiting for a man to come along"
and you're missing out butt stuff is great
>>712341455
Yo.
>>712341833
I simply said true bisexuals aren't monogamous. But you may find a ``bisexual'' i.e. someone who is monogamous but not bisexual.
>>712341764
Rate my drawings
>>712341947
How? I'm attracted to both males and females. I prefer girls, but I like boys, and I even have a crush on one. I don't know how you say one can't exist without the other because that just isn't true.
Stronk Sunday!
>>712342029
You make me read that shit again, I'll find you and I'll snap your fuckin arms off, you hear me.
>>712342125
It's Saturday.
>>712342029
Tech, just color it already...
>>712341947
How is everyone tonight?
>>712342213
I can't color for shit
>>712342163
I know I jumped the gun o n this, but only by half an hour, so who cares?
>>712341880
Nope. I used to know a lot of cool artists though, I love them.
>>712341931
Yeah, those people wouldn't be true bisexuals either, if they'd be monogamous for a man.
Anal is not a kink I have. I really dislike it.
>>712342029
Work on faces. Cute bat.
>>712342110
I don't understand your question. I don't have namesync installed, so maybe I'm missing some context.
>>712342213
Fine, just watching Narcos.
>>712342029
y'know, I think you've improved a lot
>>712342213
doing alright tonight
think I might get drunk again, it's fun and I don't do it often
>>712342356
I don't know what leads you to believe that someone can't be bisexual without being monogamous. That doesn't even make sense.
>>712342144
>>712342144
How about this?
>>712342581
Gay.
>>712342275
It's hard but you'll never get better until you fuck a few up. That's part of getting great.
>>712342385
I've heard it's great
>>712342566
I'm not stupid, Hector. I know you're going to pull that shit again.
>>712342465
I said someone can only be bisexual if he is not monogamous. Not the other way around.
A monogamous person is not bisexual.
>>712342566
Definitely the faces. Excited to see more drawings, though.
>>712342607
it look like ambiguous gender to me.
>>712342431
I'm actually drinking red muscadine wine right now, it's bring back good memories.
>>712342771
That's what I'm saying. What makes you believe that? I sure as fuck wouldn't call myself straight or gay, but I would call myself monogamous.
>>712342978
I'm more of a white wine kinda person
usually I drink cider, though
it's yummy
>>712342735
It is, 3 episodes in myself.
>>712343053
Sexuality is flexible, and it can change over time. It's been noticed that after people marry or commit to monogamy, they become less bisexual, until they're not really bisexual at all anymore.
Monogamy is not conducive to retaining bisexuality as your sexuality.
Monogamous people always are, or become, monosexual.
>>712343172
Nigger, did you even rate my other drawings
>>712343364
Yeah no. That just plain isn't true. I don't know where you got that idea from, but that is bullshit. I've known I was bisexual since I was about 10, and only 18 did I even allow myself to look at anything other than girls. I've fallen in love with a guy, and still like both girls and guys.
>>712343420
No, I know you have that message shit hidden in there.
>>712343123
Yeah, I'm rediscovering wine. I used to eat muscadine grapes off a vine a vine my backyard when I was little. It takes almost identical and it's alcoholic.
>>712343172
I'll have to be sure to check it out.
phone lurking is strange and full of awful ads.
>>712343392
>>712343392>>712343172
Mouse over my email if you want a free drawing my email next to my ns name
>>712343542
no it's not
>>712343538
It's true.
Sexuality can be a choice, by the way. I chose to become bisexual: I was originally straight.
>>712343626
No, thanks. You can throw yourself over the border.
>>712343699
>Sexuality can be a choice, by the way
lolwut. No it isn't. If it was then I wouldn't have hated myself for half of my life for liking boys, and refusing to allow myself to look at or even think about them.
>>712343793
Lol i'm not even Mexican I'm a Kike and I'm proud
>>712343905
>>712343905
>i'm not even Mexican
Orly? Remember the Rate My Face thread a long time ago? I was there, Mr. I'm From The Netherlands.
>>712344093
what thread?
>>712343905
No, you aren't. I almost broke my own rule just to prove you wrong.
>>712343901
>sexuality is not a choice
>I chose
>other people choose
There's real evidence, real people that prove you wrong. I'm sorry that you found it difficult to choose, but for other people, it's not.
sexuality is pretty complicated
wouldn't be surprised if some people had more choice in the matter of what they find attractive than others
>>712344076
That same fucking face :3
>>712344191
What rule?
>>712344140
Don't play stupid with me boy, I know shit. You had that same shit haircut you did a while, Wendy.
>>712344205
Martin, I want to agree with you, but I can't. Same with the zoosexual stuff. There's not a fucking chance in hell that I could have ever tried to make myself straight no matter how much I tried, and believe me, I tried for half of my life.
>>712344254
I'm sure as fuck not apart of that, God help me.
>>712344291
The rule about posting people's faces. I have all of your pictures, and you are 100% Mexican. Your name is Hector.
>>712344465
>you are 100% Mexican. Your name is Hector.
Exactly.
>>712344360
Lol
>>712344465
show me my face afolder and I think you're talking about filestan
>>712344525
Dragons?
>>712344611
>show me my face afolder
Don't flatter yourself. You're in the same folder as everyone else.
>>712344465
As for choice, I've also noticed it's easier to go monosexual -> bisexual than bisexual -> monosexual.
Some people theorise that bisexuality is the base, natural state of humanity. Who knows? I don't know that.
I do know that people can voluntarily and consciously influence their sexuality.
I don't consider zoophilia to be a sexuality, but that was a somewhat conscious thought process on my part, letting myself to become a zoophile.
>>712344740
post more
>>712344740
When the fuck did I post this
>>712344611
>>712344740
ayyy we've got the same phone
>>712344611
>>712344740
>i'm not even Mexican
he look mexicano as fuck.
>>712344740
And why do you have pictures of me :3
>>712344959
>Note 3
Best fucking phone ever and will ever be
>>712344774
Then I'm going to have to agree to disagree with you on this. I would consider zoophilia to be a sexuality because I'm not interested in the sexual aspect. But that's just me.
>>712344784
No.
>>712344870
A while ago. Before you went for your muhreen shit or whatever, that's why you cut your hair.
>>712344970
He is.
>>712344982
I have pictures of everyone because I like knowing what people look like. I've seen faces that no one else here has.
>>712344740
Have photographs of me?
>>712345132
Nope. I don't see you often. Feel free to post them if you want. Just know that I save most of them.
The wine is gone... computer so far away... guess I get to be anon forever :3
>>712345095
Lel, do you have a picture of my girlfriend?
>>712345229
>girlfriend
No, I don't have a folder for Nicole.
>>712345095
But that's not how it works for anything. A person who has close relationships with X gender but no sex with X gender doesn't become Xsexual. Sexuality implies a desire for sex.
Romantic relationships are awesome, but not quite what those words describe.
>>712345286
Nah, I'm talking about my real gf in which I only use her for sex
>>712345197
Ahh, I have your email, I'll email them to you since they're over the 2MB file limit.
>>712345229
What girlfriend, you delusional dipshit. She's a drawing. A character for a CN show.
>>712345346
Your left hand, fleshlight and blowup doll don't count.
>>712345426
No Dash, I'm talking about a real talking human being. And it's not a blowup doll it's a daki.
>>712345393
Toriel?
And the biggest problem with fur threads makes a return. Idiots talking about their personal lives instead of just posting/enjoying the porn.
>>712345609
yuss
>>712345293
Then it isn't a fetish either. That's really what this is about. I can't see zoophilia as being a fetish because I'm not sexually attracted to them. The same can be said for pedophilia; most pedophiles just like kids because they're cute and innocent. Thus it is nearer to a sexuality than a fetish. But I get where you're coming from when you say the romantic part, but that also means that it it's still closer to a sexuality because you're attracted to them in some way. Just not sexually.
>>712345346
You don't have one, just like you aren't a kike.
>>712345678
When did that ever go away?
>>712345575
I'm not Dash, and your "daki" is a dutch wife.
>>712345696
Dash is that you
>>712345736
They rarely start that way. Around 10 posts in, the "my life is an abyss" crowd wanders in.
>>712345678
that's the draw for a lot of the regulars, sorry if isn't your cup of tea
>>712345575
are daki worth it or do they look terrible printed?
>>712345830
Yes.
>>712345834
So... for about 2 minutes at most?
>>712345696
I've said before that it's not a sexuality, not a fetish, and not a kink.
It's a set of personal preferences for certain body types and personality types. Also, I sent the images.
>>712345850
No, it's a draw for a lot of the self-absorbed autists. I can be considered a regular, and no one knows anything about me. I intend to keep it that way, because I'm here for porn and not for the daily update on how shitty your lives are.
>>712345971
Depends if the thread is a continuation or a fresh start. Fresh starts last longer before the fags get here.
Oh, I can contribute I guess to at least avoid becoming that which I hate.
>>712345853
Only if you buy the ripoffs on ebay, you get quality from the TM
Got like 6 dakis for 600 dollars
Fucking 4cho and the 2MB limit
>>712346041
Got em.
Yeah, I guess it is hard to really classify. It's one of those things that needs more research if you ask me. I appreciate that you stay so calm when discussing these matters. It's rather rare.
>>712346126
You can get porn on e621. 4chan is a discussion board. It's not imgur. It's not a booru.
>>712346152
I feel like I'd get a krystal boob mousepad before I'd go far enough to get a daki.
Is NS working because I can't see name
>>712346350
>4chan
>discussion
Yeah. Okay.
>>712346172
Hmm, as for calm or excited, iunno
it depends on the day, on my mood, on whatever
As for sexuality and love, the thing that does get me somewhat upset is when someone says "No, Martin, you did not choose your sexuality. You're either still straight and pretending to be bi, or bisexual from birth. Sexualities are frozen at birth"
Because it conflicts with the reality of my life. It's like saying "ur life is fake"
So don't compliment me on being calm: I just exist.
>>712346510
Maybe if you went to good boards, you'd know the truth.
So apparently Justice released an album yesterday? Neat.
>>712346744
Yeah, I agree. I would say sexualities are rather fluid in some ways, but I guess it just isn't that way for me, unfortunately.
>>712346815
It's awesome
>>712346924
So far so good, ya. Had no idea they were working on something.
>>712346815
Question, do you have a split personality?
>>712347077
Like Bipolar disorder? Not that I know of. Sometimes I just know to shut my mouth I suppose.
>>712347218
No, I mean sometime I think you're the lurker because we all troll each other once in a while
Just making sure and I would never hate
>>712346744
Rambling on about your warped sense of reality and incessant narcissistic tendencies while trying to justify your fetish-dominated "life" in some pseudo-intellectual display doesn't work on people like me.
After this, I just won't reply to you anymore. If you want to talk about something, talk about the images being posted. That's the real point of the reply system. If you want to blog about yourself to a circle of people that pretend to care, then set up a blog for it.
More pictures, because fuck you I'm here to post/view porn not suffer your idiocy.
>>712347386
Ooh, someone sure is salty!
>>712347352
Nah, I never even take my trip off. At least not in a long time. Don't even go outside these threads these days.
>no more leaks of best SF girl
It's not fair
>>712347386
>your post
????
Pretty much every point in your post about me is incorrect.
>>712347386
You know you can just ignore it and not be bitchy about it?
>>712347431
Are you ready for black friday
>>712347653
Yee. You?
>>712347580
I'll never understand why they don't just make the subscription like $5/mo. They'd make a killing.
>>712347653
shit i forgot to post the deal they are having
I want another ps4 because mine broke
>>712347730
I'm thinking about getting some new pickups for this bass. Definitely a couple BD toys.
>>712347900
Night, Sun.
>>712347730
>save 4.20
I see that, Wal-mart.
>>712347802
You play bass? Fuck, the only thing I can play is the ukulele
>>712347900
Night Sunshine.
>>712347900
Nighty~
>>712347900
Night, Moonshine.
>>712347964
Yee. I've taken it apart and resoldered shit a few time too.
>>712347900
good night.
>>712348102
that bass looks long gone play something and use vocaroo so I can hear it
>>712348222
It was my grandpa's. Damn thing is almost 50 years old believe it or not. He carved it up a bit. I'm going to restore it with a new body, and definitely new pickups some time.
Nah, I'm not very good. It would sound awful.
What should I fap to, tonight?
>>712348415
Me!
>>712348489
Hey, Gerald.
>>712348494
Well then...
>>712348494
That was my first thought, but when 5/5 photographs, I found, contain a dildo... Makes it difficult~
I am considering it though.
>>712348592
Greetings Mer Johnson.
>>712348489
Heya Gerald.
>>712348592
Heh, I showed him the pics. So I guess 3 people now know what I look like naked, and I'm okay with that. I just wish I was in better shape.
>>712348619
Damn :/
I like butt stuff.
>>712348720
Greetings Mer Dash.
>>712348772
How are you this evening?
>>712348489
Sup, Count.
>>712348720
Differences happen.
>>712348668
Same old same old?
>>712348817
We're good.
just relaxing for a bit. looking for something to watch.
>>712348887
Greetings Mer Anon.
We've reached bump limit, shiet.
>>712348949
You've seen Narcos?
>>712348912
Yeah, pretty much. was drawing up plans earlier for a horse shelter to put up in the field. aside from that rather boring day, not that shelters are exciting.
>302 posts
Wow, that's really rare for the sfur threads.
>>712348868
I still don't believe you.
>>712348949
Nice. I'd suggest something to ya, but I don't watch TV or movies.
>>712349083
Um, probably not. Not sure if I've heard of it.
>>712349107
Dude she's got crooked teeth, do you want me to make a sex tape
>>712349147
It's pretty good, it's on Netflix. It's about Pablo Escobar.
reply limit....that's new.
>>712349204
No.
>>712349229
>Pablo Escoba
Why would anyone watch that shit
>>712349107
So far I'm watching Ronnie O'Sullivan Snooker matches on the jewtoobs
>>712349263
No.
Kemono is not S/fur.'
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