What's your secret, anon?
I wont tell anyone, I promise.
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
Interesting. Every time I think about messaging her, the same song plays that day.
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It.
Not too into signs, but maybe it is one?
>>712337850
I didnt think thinks like that happened in real life. Who is she?
>>712337934
A girl I tried getting with, but ended up in an awkward friendzone.
Still could happen between us, but who knows.
>>712338076
How long ago was that?
>>712337612
Liar. OP will tell everyone he knows that anon
>Is a pedophile
>Is cheating
>Fucked Cletus's cousin
>Wants to text some bimbo but has shit taste in music >>712337850
>Threatened to kill a bunch of girls
>Posts the banana in various threads
>Is in the Canadian mafia
>Is a chubby chaser
>>712338169
>OP will tell everyone he knows
>Implying I actually know people in real life
>>712338142
Being "friendzoned"? April. But we aren't in regular contact, like at all. Monthly at best.
>>712337612
My finger friended my car's mom in the backdoor.
>>712338169
>Wants to text some bimbo but has shit taste in music
Implying that what plays at work is representative of my actual music taste
>>712337850
This should be our new pasta.
About a month ago I got the idea to actually have cooked spaghetti in my pockets. Pulled it out of my pocket and ate it durring a business meeting, no one thought it was weird. Some Asian guy offered me a napkin, no one starred or reacted to my pocket spaghetti.
>>712338421
Where do you work that plays the same Billy Joel song everyday?
I'm dating a 16 year old in Florida and it's fucking hard because she had the drive of ten men
I'm in a relationship with my first cousin. We've been together over 4 years. People just think we live together as housemates.
We always fuck without protection.
I'm a lonely virgin, but I want to be pinned against a wall and fucked til' I can't move.
>>712338559
Plus she has to finish her homework so she cant stay late.
>>712338603
>We always fuck without protection.
Why would you do such a thing?
>>712338512
Home Depot, and not every day. But extremely randomly, could be twice a day, or once the entire month. But always corresponds with what I want to do.
>>712338607
Then stop being a lonely virgin and get your wall-fuck on.
>>712338641
Bitch, I got more homework than she does I'm in fucking nursing school hell and I can't tell you how hard I have to keep from taking her up on her wild fuck offers
>>712338783
:'D Except for the fact that I don't know anyone.
>>712338852
There's this thing called Craigslist
>>712338930
Or going to a bar.
>>712338930
Chances of being murdered are 50-50
>>712338607
If you're a trap I can oblige.
1-800-7233-2886
Yes, I know it's a 1800 number, just call it I'll be the first to answer and it isn't recorded.
>>712338682
Feels good man.
It's cool though, I always pull out.
>>712339033
Could literally be a fat guy 1000 miles away you thirsty bitch.
>>712339071
What would you do if she got pregnant?
>>712338607
What state?
>>712339096
Don't care, but I prefer traps.
Just ask for Don of someone else picks up.
>>712339233
Pennsylvania :/
>>712339298
Post pics
I'm addicted to drugs and I'm fronting sustainably
>>712339179
Keep it. We're a couple, not just fucking.
I have a 4chan pass.
>>712337612
My favorite type of thread.
>Give black guy head in my car in my school parking lot.
>Freak out that he will tell everyone.
>Next day go to the principle, tell him he made me
>Shitstorm
>Police
>School splits along race, black think I'm lying, whites think Im telling the truth
>Fights break out
>Goes on for week
>Get pulled out to another school
>Black kid goes to jail
>Pleads guilty
>I go to another school
>my bf tells me that he never believed me, stayed with me only because he didnt want to turn the school against him.
>I tell his friends
>They leave him
>I start messing with his ex best friend
>>712339512
What drugs?
>>712339567
What would you tell your parents?
>>712339582
Kek. You're a monster.
>>712338440
probably because you weren't spilling it like an autistic robot.
>>712338440
You at least put it in a bag before it went in your pocket?
>>712339706
I do regret it
>>712339632
We're both in our late 20s. We're just adults making adult decisions.
I was very sexually curious from a young age but I grew up in a very strict house. Sex was not a topic discussed in my house and I wasn't allowed out by my self really until I was 18. When I was 15 my hormones and curiosity peaked and I was determined to see and touch a penis, but I didn't want to get into trouble. My plan was to kick my male cousin(the only male I was allowed alone with for any period of time) in the balls and then "check" them to make sure he was ok. Well I got a bit over excited and I blasted his nuts with my foot way harder than I intended. He screamed then curled up in a ball threw up and cried. I sat with him rubbing his back telling him I was sorry. It took him 45 min to get back up. But I was still curious so I suggested we should check to see if it still worked. He didn't understand what I wanted (he was 12) so I told him to pull his pants down and let me see. He of course refused and got embarrassed so I said look either I do it or your mom does which do you prefer. So he pulled down his pants and i grabbed his penis right away. I flopped it around a Little like I was checking it and asked if it hurt. His eyes were closed and his dick got hard. He never responded or said anything so I just kept playing with his penis. He started breathing heavy and saying oh my god over and over then his pemis started twitching and he was cumming on my hands and body. I said ok they work and pulled his pants up like nothing happened. We never talked about it again.
>>712339834
Fair enough. Good luck to you both.
>>712337612
i once fapped inside a temple in egypt
>>712337612
I took a shit in a bag while I was in home..... because.....because.
>>712339826
You ever suck black dick again?
>>712339949
I'm a goofy goober?
>>712339937
Nice. How come?
>>712340010
nope
>>712339854
Nice. GJ.
You male or female?>>712339854
>>712340075
That's something at least...
>>712337612
Just as I said earlier.
I'm an adult black male, but I often dream of being adopted by a Korean family.
>>712340116
Yeah the thought of it sickens me now.
>>712339813
No, if it was in a bag I would just look like a guy who was hungry. I wanted to weird people out and it didn't work.
>>712340103
Lets just say I refuse to answer that cuz being spammed with tits or gtfo when I just wanted to vent a little sux
>>712337612
I'm gay. Found a guy who likes me.
Don't really like him back.
Don't know how to tell him that.
Don't like being a cunt.
>>712339854
>I got a bit over excited and I blasted his nuts with my foot way harder than I intended.
I keked. Good story. Green text it next time.
>>712339582
Yeah seriously fuck you, you're scum.
>>712339298
I'm currently in South Jersey and driving through PA tomorrow.
Post a picture.
>>712340152
Hello again. You're back in the states now, right? What do you do?
>>712340072
well i was like 11/12 and just figuring out how it worked, honestly think i got horny cause of the tits on the glyphs on the wall.
>>712340224
Sorry m8. Chan culture and memes can suck if you don't have a dick.
What happened between the two of you after that? Did it ever happen again?
>>712340269
People make mistakes. Like I said I regret it
>>712340194
What about a normal non-black dick?
>>712340466
No, I have done it since.
I think all the time about dying.
>>712340358
>yfw you awoke a deadly curse with your cum
>>712340348
I'm still a student, but finishing next month. I intend to teach English abroad, and have been applying to do just that to programs in Japan and South korea.
>>712337612
I'm remarried with a kid, but I think of my dead ex-wife every day.
>>712340530
As is suicidal? Morbid curiousity?
>>712340404
No unfortunately that was it with my cuz. I wasn't particularly attracted to him he was just the only one who's junk I thought I could experiment with and not get in trouble. I didn't have my first real kiss till I was 17. When I turned 18 those flood gates opened as wide as I did lol.
I can only cum to bbws. Normal doesn't work anymore.
>>712340358
Top kek, this is the kind of story that needs greentexted and dramatisized to bring in an audience.
>Example:
>I felt the power of Ra flowering through my dick
>Imagined hot chick with dog head giving me head
>literally fucking Isis, the god not the terrorists
>>712339298
What part of PA?
>>712340538
wasnt old enough to cum with sperm
>>712340597
Cool. Hope you find a qt Asian gf with a nice family. Did you meet many girls over there?
>>712340669
How long has these been going on?
>>712340778
6 years ish.
>>712340748
>yfw when the curse of Aman-Ra must slumber for another thousand years.
I think about her all the time....
>>712340750
Hopefully, I will.
But no, I didn't meet any women while there. I was pretty much alone all of the time, except when I was with my parents (which was usually just at the apartment). I loved riding the trains, because I had plenty of time to think and take in the view.
>>712340669
Do you have a bbw gf?
>>712340888
>>712340658
Kek. I had a similar experience with sex and how my family handled it, or how they didn't. My family never had "the talk" or ever mentioned it. I fucked an ex when they were fighting, because their current partner was a drug addict and wasn't any fun in bed.
Guess the genders of me, the ex, and the partner. Winner get nuggies.
>>712340905
Who is she?
>>712340905
Whats her full name?
>>712340954
All male.
>>712340912
I do now.
>>712341001
Wrong. Guess again.
>>712341052
All female?
>>712341049
Nice. Gj.
>>712341104
All traps?
>>712340419
Yeah ruining a dude's life is pretty shitty. What are you doing to right your wrong?
>>712341160
All some retarded tumblr gender.
>>712341104
Wrong as well.
>Inb4 third gender
Each of the three of us are either female or male, no traps/trans/whatever.
I love killing dogs. I can't stop myself...fuckers off leash drive me nuts, so I poison them and make their livers break down, not toxic to anything but dogs. Help me stop b
>>712340954
I lucked out in that we had a computer with Internet as a kid and it was still new and my parents aren't tech savvy so there were no locks on the computer. It answered many of my young questions but even gettin alone time for that was hard computer was in living room. I only had the time between getting home from school and when my parents got home from work. The computer was how I knew what to do to my cuz.
>>712341219
You male, others female.
>>712341196
Nothing. I don't need to deal anything.
>>712341260
Ever want to kill a person?
>>712341299
Nope. You're closer than the rest though.
>>712338603
How's Kentucky this time of the year?
Nope, just killing dogs and cats. I love people.
>>712341418
Tell us you fag.
>>712340656
You're cool man. Curiosity is a-ok.
But I dunno, just dying, being dead. I know I won't ever have the guts to kill myself.
Losing consciousness and everything I know disappearing with me.
>>712338999
Trips speaketh the truth.
Not that we didn't know though.
>>712341303
So you have no remorse for what you did beyond that it became a big deal? Did you at least suck his soul out?
Girls like you are the reason I have a vasectomy.
I hit myself until I bruise when I'm mad, in private though.
>>712341418
You m
Hookup m
Druggy f
>>712340909
>>712341260
I'm trying to keep my anger in check anon. Frankly, if you poisoned one of my puppers, I'd blow your head off with 12 gauge slugs. (Don't worry about the if I get life in prison, the dogs would go to my girlfriend who would take care of them.)
Try watching a dog die, or watch one of those sad PETA commercials or something. However if you live in Vietnam or someplace with dog problems open up a humane population control center or something.
>>712340969
My ex.
Posted in a thread earlier this morning. I want to get breast implants but can't afford them yet. Also haven't told my fiance.
>>712341738
Nope, sorry.
>>712341529
I will at exactly 11:40 Eastern US time.
>>712341753
What is this?
>>712341828
Current size/goal size?
>>712341805
Time to move on mate.
>>712341805
Andy Quinn detected.
>>712341828
Don't tell your fiancè, just show up 2 cups sizes one day, and if he questions it just say they've always been that big.
Find an online sugar daddy from a different part of the world. Ez.
>>712338169
don't forget the most common one, that anon:
>came all over (insert fucking random ass object here)
>>712341615
>So you have no remorse for what you did beyond that it became a big deal? Did you at least suck his soul out?
I guess he enjoyed it.
But I do regret it all.
>>712341418
you female, others male
>>712339577
me too hehe cx
>>712341303
I hope you get horribly raped, and also your eventual children.
Fuck you.
>>712341753
What ah...what am I looking at?
What kind of faggot calls it their "puppers"? I make small pellets with 2 grams of caffeine each and xylitol. But by doggie...the small ones hearts just...explode
>>712342116
don't hurt the doggos
I voted Brexit.
>>712341929
Current: A cup
Goal: C, possibly a D depending on how natural it would look
>>712338603
Thats awesome anon, got any pics of her? Body shots will do if you dont wanna show her face. Im also fucking my cousin.
>>712338999
100% chance of something good happening!
>>712342010
Kek, that would be hilarious to see your fiancé's reaction.
Don't get a sugar daddy, you get an STD.
>>712342116
Dogs are cancer.
>>712342084
Thats fucked up. What do my future kids have to do with anything?
>>712342180
You Cockney bastard.
>>712342069
So if you regret the mistakes you've made, what are you doing to right your wrongs?
I'm not just saying that for "the good of the universe", I'm also saying it because it will eat at you for the rest of your life. Trust me, anon.
>>712342010
I'll pass on the sugar daddy but it would be interesting to see my fiance's reaction
So far, ever since I turned around 12, the only solid, substantial thing maintaining my will to live was my insatiable curiosity.
When everything else failed, I couldn't come to terms with not being around to witness where this fickle world will go next. Couldn't find any other reason, and sill can't, nearly 20 years later.
Lately, I don't feel all that curious anymore...
>>712342200
I guess it all depends on your frame. How much does something like that cost anyway?
A long time ago, I think I was in 8th grade, I had sex with my step brother and actually came a few times.
>>712342081
No, sorry.
>>712342116
me. It's a meme to call them that, this is 4chan, what did you did you expect
>>712342253
Nothing. But you'll suffer. You deserve it.
Do you ever lie awake, wondering if you're not all that happy because you deserve it? Do you ever wonder when karma will get you back.
God I hope it does.
>>712342233
I said online, nudez for $. ez.
>>712342370
Does he prefer smaller tits?
>>712342342
What do you regret, anon?
>>712342373
What changed?
met this girl and started talking, I slipped my hand into her panties and she did nothing to stop me. She fucked the ever living shit out of me that day. Was this rape?
Karma is a faggot invention. Nuggets too.
>>712342113
Pain
>>712342423
Any regrets?
>>712342283
>>712342549
Nope.
>>712342451
Secret sharing thread, not slam anon for their fuckups thread.
Considering that this is being posted on secrets thread implies they show some remorse or guilt, give anon a break.
>>712342549
Sounds like the opposite of rape.
>>712342408
I'm a thick/slightly chubby frame and it depends on what doctor/hospital, sizing, and if you're getting silicon or saline but it ranges from $3000-8000
>>712338300
She's not into you and it isn't happening. I'm not trying to hurt you, but when you like someone, it's easy to keep in contact and want to chat with them. It happens to all of us, and don't wait for her please.
>>712342569
If I could take ol' sledgie to her knees myself I would anon.
>>712340233
Gay guy, or gay girl? Either way, let him know.
>>712337612
The only reason I joined the state police was because I was a pussy and couldn't pull the trigger on myself. Then they ask if I want to go detective.
I joined SWAT because I wanted to expedite the process of catching a bullet. My marksmanship test put me outranking all but one other SWAT officer, so I got slotted as a marksman and put well out of harms way, I screamed internally as I was told this.
Now Im a fucking Captain and work in the office for homicide all fucking day. I leave my vest off every day hoping that someone takes a shot at me and kills me.
How did I fuck up this hard. Fuck everything.
>>712337612
I've got a huge secret honestly. I've shared it a couple times before here, mostly on feels threads. I'll greentext the fucker for you guys.
>be me
>be 23
>be smoking weed with some bros
>one of them, call him Matt, asks if we want to try some hard shit not just weed
>everyone agrees and I reluctantly agree as well
>fast forward a week later
>Matt has set up a trade off with some hardcore dealers
>we agreed to pool some money together and came up with exactly $1,750 for 25 grams of cocaine to last us
>Matt, two other bros, and I all go to the hand off
>we're just a bunch of stoners, we weren't prepared for this shit
>i'm carrying the money
>when we approach the dealers they ask if we have it
>i hold up the case and mumble a reply while Matt answers a definite yes
>the dealers pull out guns and shoot Matt full of holes while the rest of us dive
>i fuckin pissed myself at this point while quivering behind a dumpster in the alleyway
>hear screaming
>then silence
>one of the dealers comes around the dumpster and grabs me by the collar
>i close my eyes, not wanting to look him in the eyes
>i feel the case leave my hands, he snatched it away
>i hear him speak, "We're gonna need more."
>i slowly open my eyes
>"i need about tree fiddy"
>it was about that time I realized I was looking at an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
>that god damned loch ness monster tricked me again
>>712342549
If there's consent and if they don't oppose to it then it's not rape
>>712338076
It ain't gonna happen bro
Sorry
>>712342691
...
You've a point anon.
>>712342497
he's never said, he's an ass man and I got that but I've always wanted bigger/fuller boobs
>>712342786
You failed upwards. Congrats. Why do you still want to die?
>>712342509
I let a friend commit suicide because I was too lazy, busy with my own life (drugs), and thought I was too good for him.
Now I volunteer for as many crisis prevention hotlines as I can, and I try my best to help others as much as I can.
I'm in AA but I'm on kratom again and going to the mountains tomorrow with 20 hits of acid and an oz of mushrooms
>>712342786
Move to a hotter state.
>>712338388
>>712342789
I keked.
>>712342977
Let the trip change you. Let it cleanse you. You're better than your addiction, you're more than it.
Come back the stronger person you know you can be.
>>712341849
>>712341738
>>712341529
>>712341104
>>712341160
>>712341205
>>712341299
I'm a guy, hookup (who is my ex) is a female, druggie is a male with a limp dick and a mop for a haircut.
GG, you all get nuggies. Check your asshole the next time you take a shit gentlemen.
>>712342786
Ask for a transfer to narcotics
>>712342342
>So if you regret the mistakes you've made, what are you doing to right your wrongs?
Nothing.
Nothing I could do.
>>712342451
>You deserve it.
But the kids do?
>Do you ever lie awake, wondering if you're not all that happy because you deserve it?
No. I'm actually pretty happy.
Good job, good boyfriend.
>Do you ever wonder when karma will get you back.
No. Karma is bullshit.
>>712337612
I molested my sister for like 11 years. Used to sniff her panties too. I still think about the smell of her pussy. I have stole a vid of her masturbating she sent to her husband one time. I cum buckets every time.
>>712342601
No matter what they say, it could all change so fast you that don't even know what happened.
>>712342545
I guess I realize now that no matter what our species achieves, hardly anything essential will change.
Stuff just gets more convenient, important stuff gets diluted and stripped of meaning.
That, and being a spectator with no tangible contributions completely obliterates my already fragile self-worth... But roping someone into sharing a life with me is too selfish, since I value it so little, and by extension anyone I let in deep enough.
The last thing I wanna do is cause pain to anyone, but that seems to be the only possible outcome - no matter what I opt for.
>>712342971
Sucks.
Hats off to you for trying to balance it out. I hope it gets better anon.
>>712343171
You don't deserve it. You don't deserve him. You don't deserve any good.
>>712342962
It's just all so fucking tiresome. Living that is. I dont know why I want to die. It goes back to me sitting in my room with a revolver the day I graduated high school and not being able to work up the courage to fucking do it.
I guess I just have something fucked up naturally in my head.
>>712343434
Well, deserve has nothing to do with it
>>712342901
He probably likes bigger tits anyways if he hasn't really explicitly said that he loves your tits.
>>712342786
Move to Detroit or NY Metro, not the city itself. Like Camden or some shit.
>>712342977
Stop.
>>712343278
It's been long enough I've done what grieving I needed to do, life itself is pretty good now.
>>712337612
worked like a madman over the last few years to change my life around, and even though im well down the path of success, i still really want to kill myself. I suck with women and relationships. Too tall, too skinny, too akward, or my anxiety ruins it. Im not bad looking so ive had countless chances with some 8-9/10s but i always fuck it up. But as far as anyone around me knows, im happy as hell, but busy. What do i do? i dont want to scare my parents, they have tonnes of their own issues, same with what few friends i still talk too.
>>712343434
>>712343502
If she hasnt felt guilty by now she never will. Some people can just move on easier than others.
L, I want to be the person you want to say "good morning" to when you get out of bed, sleepy-eyed and messy-haired but still looking beautiful. I want to be the person you want to say "good night" to before you go to sleep, at 10PM after a long day at work, or at 3AM after a hard night out.
I want to be there for you in all of the ways you know he never could. I want to build on that connection we have that everyone else seems to see yet we never seem to acknowledge. You know we'd work well together, you've you've told me you've thought about it.
Just let me get close, let me in, we would be amazing.
-J
>>712343502
It does. It will.
You'll remember then the bill comes due.
But anon is right, this thread is about sharing secrets and not judging. Bye.
>>712340404
Fuck you nigger its the goddam rules! Newfags like u ruin this place
>>712342619
Sort of, I mean, I feel a little ashamed about it. I have a fiance now and I can't ever say anything about it. He knows and it makes it a little awkward anytime we see each other, but we've never spoken about it since.
>>712343472
Honestly it sounds like a dark comedy. Suicidal dude gets dangerous job and keeps surviving despite his best efforts. You should right a story about it.
>>712343858
>. It will.
>You'll remember then the bill comes due.
I don't believe in ghosts and superstition.
But you feel free to.
>>712337612
MLP is actually a good show...
>>712343734
Sucks that it can't be changed for the ones that can't do it so easily.
>>712343747
What's going on here then?
>>712343975
I tried watching half a season. Can see the appeal but just couldnt get into it.
>be me
>a scrubby, black kid
>Really young age inside of a local game store with my dad, notably also black
>we were there to buy Pokemon Fire Red a week after release
>line long as fuck
>a half hour of waiting, dad's pissed
>we finally get to the front of the line
>two more copies left
>cashier eyes me and my dad up and down
>serves the white lady and her daughter on the side of us instead
>we are pissed off and about to make a ruckus about it
>lady only buys one fire red
>1 left
>dad about to had cashier money
>white lady comes back in
>"Nevermind, I'll buy 2 copies instead"
>cashier sells her both copies
>we storm out
>I see on the news that the cashier went missing
>looks up at dad, also watching news
>dad looks down at me, smirking
>dad pls
>>712343747
Josh?
>>712343975
You monster.
>>712343747
Just ask her out already jeeeez quit making excuses. If a girl tells you she's "thought about it" you're golden. I want to see a screencapped text to her right fucking now.
>>712344210
This. Do it faggot. We're all rooting for you.
>>712344125
Link to news.
>>712343472
I think I may know how you feel, anon.
It's commendable that you're actually doing something to alleviate the pain of others and possibly punish the ones causing it.
But it's hard to find meaning in anything when all meaning is relative and constructed.
Hats off to you, my high-functioning cynical nihilist. I hope your exposure to life's fragility leads you to accepting its inherent worth.
Even if I wasn't quite so lucky myself.
I love her and I don't care who knows
>>712344125
Your dad killed someone over a video game? And a missing cashier made it onto the news?
>>712344125
news where???
>>712344333
Then tell her that.
>>712344015
She's hurt, her guard's up, by her own admission she doesn't want to be close to anyone at the moment. I want so badly to help her move forward, but I also want something long-lasting and real. If she needs time, I'll give it to her ... that doesn't mean I won't want her any less until then.
>>712344180
>when u'd rather be gay so u can explain it to your parents
>>712343092
I've tripped alot and not ready to stop yet. I'm stopping the kratom and I don't wanna do heroin anymore at this point
>>712343730
Go talk to a profession, if your too skinny start working out and drinking protein.
>>712344149
No, sorry.
>>712344210
>>712344275
She lives half way across the country. 1,000+ miles complicates things. Her family lives near me, she'll be home for the holidays. She already knows how I feel. At this point all I can do is wait --- but she's worth it. We'd be worth it.
The thought of fucking one of my best mate's girl really turns me on. She likes me, too.
Wouldn't do it, though.
>>712344719
I remember feeling that.
But long distance relationships are a sure path to getting cucked.
>>712344931
I think we've known each other for far too long for either of us to want to go down that path. In my line of work, visiting regularly would not be an issue. The hardest part is getting started.
>>712344719
It's not worth it dude. Long distance sucks balls and one of you will end up cheating.
>>712343975
Favourite pony?
I just injected heroin literally 5 mins ago. And im about to do more. Everyone thinks im clean. And i was for almost a year, but i made a shitty decision tonight and reopened the gates of hell. I hope i can close them after this bag is empty
>>712345172
Well, I enjoy the show because I find it fucking hilarious. So, Rainbow Dash is my favourite pony (Pinkie tries too hard).
>>712345118
Your advice is noted, but even if that happened then at the very least I'd know it wasn't meant to be. It wouldn't be the first time I've had to end a relationship I went into with high hopes. It's part of being human in this age ... but I'd rather try and find out for myself that it wasn't going to work than sit idly by not attempt anything at all.
>>712337612
I enjoy women farting.
>>712345408
Flush it. You don't need it. Stop chasing the dragon.
When I was in kindergarten a dude and me started cutting out head with our scissors for fun.
My parents freaked the fuck out and I got scared so I lied and said the guy and his friend had done it to me. They got in a little bit of trouble, but not much.
Still feel bad about it.
>>712343975
Hes right folks :/
>>712345408
Just enjoy the high tonight and start getting clean again tomorrow.
Occasionally i google my ex-gf. not because i miss her, i just want to see if she killed herself yet. the last time i saw her she was up to 11 attempts.
I'm circumcised and I'm pretty bummed about it and I'm wondering if it will fuck me over when I get a potential mate.
>>712342176
fuck the dogs. don't her the kitties.
>>712345543
I cant man, i just.... cant. Its power over me is unreal. Clean for 11 months and the desire never truly leaves. Its always there.
>>712344125
>black
>dad
Nice try
I was 25
Gf was 20
She had sisters that were younger
The older sister had a bday sleep over and invited a few friends around the same age.
During the night my gf has to go to her mum place for some shit so I stayed with the kids.
Her youngest sister started running about the flat and throwing her clothes off.
She persuaded the other 3 girls to do the same.
Now I'm in an apt with 4 naked young chix.
The instigator noticed my hard on in trousers.
She grabs it and asks 'what's this?'
I tell her all them being naked excited me so my dick got hard.
'can I see'..
'me too '
The youngest starts unzipping my fly I tell her 'go ahead'
She pulls it out and they giggle and wiggle it about.
Birthday girl asks for her turn to play and one girl whispers in her ear..
She says no but here 'come on' and cheered by the others.
I'm confused
She puts it in her mouth for a second and giggles.
She then kisses it and sux on it more.
One girl undid my trousers and pulls them down.
Another girl plays wth my sack.
I say 'i wonder if your big enough'
She asks for what.
I sit on the sofa and feel her pussy
It's wet
I move her to straddle me and my head is kissing her lips.
I push her down slowly.
The other girls are watching quietly..
I can get the head in before she says ow.
I stop and ask how it is.
She says good if I don't go too deep.
>>712345623
I'm betting all pills, hanging and cutting.
>>712345436
>>712345566
Enjoy faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe2P3fzz1s8&t=87s
>>712345593
Yes thats the plan. And i must say i am enjoying it very much so. Theres almost no better feeling achievable than a shot of heroin entering your blood stream. For the love of god if you dont know how this feels, dont get curious and find out. It will take everything from you. Guaranteed
I have an infant son with my high school girlfriend, and I think of leaving her almost everyday. She's not very smart or competent, has 2 art degrees and several tens of thousands of dollars debt, and she can't get a job in her field. I don't like her most days but I don't want to abandon my son and can't raise him alone. There's no good solution to the problem, so I don't say anything.
>>712342732
If you're planning on slimming down, do it before getting any implants.
>>712345738
And to be honest, it always will be. The path to overcoming it starts with accepting it. You've already acknowledged it. Don't lose hope.
>>712345629
What country?
>>712345829
Go on... also mention ages.
>>712345897
Holy fucking cringe. I can't do this. I enjoy the show, not the autism.
>>712345944
I've smoked heroin and it was so good I quit taking drugs all together, if that makes sense.
>>712345955
Get another girl, take the kid.
>>712345969
Thank you anon, i needed that. As long as theres still a breath in my body ill never give up the fight
I'm transgender.
>>712346089
MLP + Boxxy = Spaz overload.
>>712346100
It does anon. Nothing else compares. Just be thankful you developed enough common sense not to try the needle
>>712346227
You got the chop?
>>712345864
bingo. guns aren't popular in my area
>>712341469
What does Kentucky have to do with anything? You're a fucking idiot
How gay is the fucking rain? Seriously...
I don't know whats wrong with me. Im only 19 but I just feel depressed. Im stressed everyday for being in a major that im not confident in at all (mechanical engineering). Im more lf a creative person than a math person. I suck at it actually. I don't have a lot of friends and only had one girlfriend for a couple months but didnt bang. I have a problem with ending friendships/relationships with people because I can't stand the fact of not knowing how someone is doing but I just realized thats a part of growing up. I lost my virginity to a random girl off tinder and got really depressed after it for some reason. Then I banged another insanely hot girl off tinder that went nowhere. Then came the 17 year old (had an abortion like a week before I hooked up with her). Then blocked her on everything and dont feel bad about it. I just sort of stopped trying to talk to girls or getting a girlfriend. I dont know why I stopped trying. I have a couple hobbies from guitar, music (recently started writing poetry and music)..im a bit of a dilitent. I have everything I want at home but I still feel empty. Sorry for writing a novel but thank you to anyone that has read this.
>>712346498
getting this defensive, rofl
>>712346498
In case you didn't know, your state has a long, proud history of inbreeding, my sandwiched friend.
>>712342789
heh heh
>>712346484
It's not that. Hanging, pills and cutting imply she doesn't really want to kill herself. They are slow methods, from which she can be saved. She just wants the attention.
They call it a "cry for help".
I tell her to ride it as much as she can.
I cum a lot in her and stay hard.
She gets sore and stops.
Gets off me and her friend asks to try..
Her friend gets on Me while bday girl and her sister play with my cum leaking from her.
The friend riding me tried to take more but couldn't go too deeper..
Gets tired and stops.
There's one girl not really participating so I call her over.
She's shy but interested..
I stay seated but have her stand on the sofa.
Her bald pussy is in my face so I eat her.
She moans and squirms.
Holds my head and bucks.
The other girls watch and one lix my cock.
They take turns trying to see who could fit the most I'm their mouths..
>>712345986
United States. I'm Filipino and for some reason we get circumcised.
>>712346628
Focus on you. Keep yourself occupied. You're young, you'll make it through this just fine.
Nothing is wrong with you, it's all part of growing up.
>>712337612
I fucked your dad
>>712340419
Ahahahahaha I know you are a girl because only a dumb bitch tries to defend herself with that. No idiot, people don't mistakenly suck black cock and lie about it and send people to jail. You are the mistake, you are just living your life its ok people like you exist most of us know to stay away.
>>712346833
I think a lot of Americans are circumcised, anon. (I'm a Brit, can any of you yanks confirm?)
>>712343171
>Karma is bullshit.
You won't be saying after Karma kicks your ass.
I wanna fuck my 17 year-old coworker who is also my bosses daughter.
>>712340637
I'm acknowledging but you and I both know there isn't anything you can say or I can say to accurately portray how you feel.
You can talk about her if you want.
You are the real reasons threads like this exist and everyone ignores it to read about people crying about being virgins or friendzoned.
They don't know what real loss is.
>>712346175
This
>>712346922
Well no one knows the truth so idgaf what you think.
>>712346967
LOL, let me guess, you believe in fairy tales too?
>>712347293
Oh, still lurking. Piece of shit.
Tell me, is the hair blue, or red nowadays?
>>712340224
TITS OR PEEN OR GTFO
I do DXM almost daily as a drug of choice after using booze and weed for years and have been doing so for a year now. Nobody knows that I've been using it. I've been under the influence in front of my family on multiple occasions, have been out in public with friends, and have basically just done everything I normally would, but in a very dissociated state of mind, sometimes tripping to the point where my crown chakra is so stimulated that I am able to see and move around with my eyes closed as if they were completely open.
>>712341469
cold as shit but it's 30 minutes past midnight why?
>>712347576
I.. didn't expect an actual answer.
>>712346859
Thank you for reading. Its better some days but today was so gray. Just waiting for the better days
>>712347293
More women logic
I literally knew who and what you were with one phrase that Ive only EVER heard from dumb sluts caught in trouble who don't have the brain power to efgicently deflect blame or gracefully accept their mistake, so you go "Havent you ever made a mistake tho?!"
No bitch, not even fucking close. In fact I've saved 2 lives on seperate occasions. You are not the norm. You are a fuck up.
>>712345738
Bro I was you! I can help but I don't know if you'll wolling, 5 months ago i was getting clean off my last relapse but the desire too dope now is gone
>>712337742
gril or faggot?
wait, what am I thinking? there are no grils on the internet.
>>712347088
I'm 22 btw. Earlier today she was telling me that she was into chunkier guys and we talked a lot about sex. I think she might want to fool around too.
>>712347088
It should be obvious how bad of an idea this is.
>>712347786
Tell the tale of them saves, anon.
Also, bitch, if you're reading this, I still hope your kids get raped in front of you.
>>712345408
I'm almost 2 years clean from heroin. I had my "one more time" more times than I can count. I still love getting high, I just don't do it. The key is to remember you're not at square one again, just start where you left off after you're done. You'll know when you've had enough, and you'll def know when you haven't had enough. Just don't OD, fentanyl laced bags are no joke.
>>712347877
Dubs are God's sign. You must carry on this sacred duty.
Then take pics and post story here.
>>712347958
This anon is also right, don't cry and use over it
>>712347932
It is but she was just telling me about all the shit she does without her dad knowing, I just want to eat her pussy out and choke her while pounding her ass.
>>712346956
Yeah, it is/was a common thing for Americans in general. Fortunately it looks like our generation is finally learning from our parents' mistakes.
>OP is a faggot
>>712348100
that's two dubs in a row anon. Wreck. It.
God wills it.
>>712348225
Not true. I've had sex with over 2 women.
>>712348303
Better screencap this in case your boss finds out and asks why you did it.
>>712348303
I think this Anon is on to something.
>>712338607
is faggot. there are no grils on the internet.
>>712348407
I'll take the blame if he provides pics.
I have a dumb secret. My girl is a really hot Indian girl, like unbelievably sexy. I'm probably going to end up marrying her since we've been together for almost a decade. I'm really white, blond hair blue eyes, and I'm not happy about the fact that my baby won't look like me and it'll definitely look more like her. I know it sounds trivial, but I come from a long line of pale skin blond hair blue eyed people.
>>712348303
Actually, that was my third dub in a row
>>712347088
>>712347877
>>712348100
All me. Next time I see her I'm grabbing dat ass.
>>712345944
Former junkie. Kicked 12 years ago. Fast forward to 4 years ago. FWB with a stripper who smokes roxies. Not my thing. Then, one night she brings a kit over. First shot in 8 years. Was fucking gloriously incredible. Continued banging her (occasionally with my wife) but never touch roxies or any other opioid again. I don't quite understand how people get hooked again.
>>712347952
>Be 17
>At high school party out in middle of nowhere, next to a huge ads water tower (This was in Palmer Alaska, so those water towers you see in surburban towns in 60'a movies? It was that)
>Girl that I haven't seen in a few years shows up, was a bitch to me but I was a shitty nerd back then (Most vibrant memory of her is being assigned impromptu speeches in writing, mine was on fashion; I open with something like "Fashion is in the eye of the beholder". She stops my speech in front of the class literally the first sentence deep in a 2 minute speech and says "So you think that's fashionable?" While giggling and motioning at my clothes).
>Now I'm 2 years deep into weightlifting and not being a beta wow player
>She gets hella drunk and starts climbing water tower
>gets like 30 feet up and drops
>literally 100+ people watching this, almost all of them start screaming/shouting
>She is hitting the metal support bars as she falls, including getting one in the face and flipping her body around before falling to the ground
>A third of the party is already in their cars peeling out before she hits the ground.
>me, some friends, and some of her friends run over.
>She is literally ruined, I thought she was dead right then and there.
Cont
>>712348560
Mixed kids are the best. Your child will look better than both of you.
Ive helped 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
>>712346334
>Nothing else compares.
Except needles.
I hacked a young teachers email and got her nudes sent to the students and staff at her school
I hacked a 16 yr olds email and got her nudes posted on he fb page
I regularly steal phones, purses and wallets from girls at the college campus and apartment complexes in town. I've stolen more than I can keep track of.
I watch videos of purse snatchings, pick pockets, other thefts from women and jack off to it.
>>712348621
If you don't understand, you were never in our shoes. You were a habitual user, not a full fledged addict. I can't touch it because I can't just do it once, and neither can other full fledged full blown addicts. It's like fucking your ex, who you had the best sex in the world with. You know if you meet up and fuck again, you're not just gonna wanna do it once. And then the complications follow, which never ends well. You just gotta leave it in the past and look forward to a new future, almost sort of like re-inventing yourself.
>>712348622
Go on..
>>712341828
same advice as before, if you don't want him to pay for them
>start sucking dick
many a fake tit was paid for by dick sucking
>>712348586
The Lord hath spoken.
>>712342116
newfag
>>712348672
You're probably right, I'm just bugging, I just have thoughts of my grandfathers looking up at me from hell like KEEP THE BLOODLINE PURE
>>712342549
when you're f̶a̶m̶o̶u̶s̶ president you can do what you want. grab her pussy.
>>712347293
>you believe in fairy tales too?
Nope. I just believe that what goes around comes around.
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>712348622
>She lets out the slightest weakest moan letting us know she is alive, like 7 people had ran up and stood silently for like 10 seconds because we were all sure we were looking at a corpse.
>Me and my friends spring into action, best bro gets her legs, I gets head and upper back, two other friends for arms and sides.
>She is broken af, can literally feel broken bones in her upper body, she is gushing blood on us.
>We had some medical teachings so we knew we shouldn't have moved her, but we also all knew she was seriously at like 5% or life and she wouldn't survive an ambulance coming.
>Get her in the car and start driving, leave her friends behind we are in such a rush.
>I'm in the backseat holding her head up and talking to her.
>Has a multiple inch deep impact in center of face from bar, skull is indented and her nose is basically gone
>Find out later her arms and legs were more or less totally broken (in the bones that matter)
>She has rocks the size or fingers sticking out of her body, thats where the blood is coming from.
>She opens her mouth to cry/moan/talk, see that her tongue is mostly gone, lot of teeth are gone, more are just completely out of place.
>Keep talking to her thinking this girl is gonna die any second.
>Get to hospital after 15 minutes of driving, soft crying, and me talking softly.
>The look on the responders faces when we brought them to our car will haunt me forever
>They stretcher her away, get our info and statements, we talk to cops a bit.
>After 3 hours we go home, ride home is silent.
>She is in hospital recovering for 3 months, went from 8-9 to a disfigured troll.
>Never hear from her after that night, as far as I know no one knows we saved her.
Second one is much shorter, friend recently gets braces, wants a burger, tries to eat burger without
>>712349443
Nope.
>>712349443
Are you a fucking ass?
>>712342408
>>712342732
>>712342200
>>712341828
>ranges from $3000-8000
which ranges from 15 to 400 dicks sucked
