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Posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
Posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
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you are a faggot
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>>712339661
you tried
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OP is a fag
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>>712339612
This quote is a lie
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You will die in exactly 7 days after reading this
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im going to be succesfull when I grow up
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I have a chance of happiness in life.
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Donald Trump will save the World.
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you're all niggers except for me. i'm cool
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>>712340577
MAGA
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>>712340577
We already knew it was a lie, this just confirms
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Op should anhero
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>>712340577
Kek
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>>712339612
i love her
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>>712340577
oh geez
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>>712340577
Haha rip
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>>712339612
she loves me
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>>712340577
screen cap worthy shit right here
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>>712339612
You contracted chlamydia from your mom and dad through analysis sex.
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>>712339612
i hate myself and want to die
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>>712340747
Hm guess not
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Trump is the best thing that could happen to America.
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I'm cooler than the average white men
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/b/'s seen better days
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I want jerry to fuck me
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>>712339612
OP's mom is a milf
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>>712340937
Better days have never been seen
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I will be president in 2024.
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Jesus is real.
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>>712340977
oh no
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I'm gay
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Stoop kid cant leave the stoop!
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>>712340977
So is this a double negative, or..?
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>>712340977
Last year was better
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>>712340977
fuuuuuck
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>>712341017
make me stop
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Poop tastes pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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>>712341017

oh yes?
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>>712340977
damn
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>>712341026
Everyone's a little bit gay
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>>712341080
Not inaccurate
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Reply to this post or your mother will die in your sleep tonight.
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We are alone in the universe.
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>>712341080
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>>712341047
2011 was a better, rip osama
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>>712339612
JB is actually good
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>>712341130
:( wtf
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>>712341130
Ya heard it here, folks
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My parents aren't disappointed in me
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I am a virgin
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>>712341130
Holy fuck
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>>712340937
>>712340977

you just had to cause a fucking paradox off of my post
dick move
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>>712341210
:D
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He wants to fuck me.
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>>712339612
post ending in 7 are lies
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4chan will die.
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my penis is an acceptable size
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Next post adds a rule
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ur a faget

0 GET
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Me and GF will get married
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>>712341369
^^
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This will be the final century of humanity. We will never expand beyond our solar system and will be the cause of our own extinction.
Also YLYL is dead.
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>>712341427
Kek
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The white race is superior
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>>712341462
youre dead
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>>712341517
Fuck
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>>712341462

I'm fucking right about this.
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>>712341517
Kekt
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Any shumer is beautiful
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I will find my one true love
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Existence is a simulation. We are really at the mercy of a preteen, playing The Sims 2099.
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The world will never be better than the 1980's
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>>712341517
niggers are the best
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>>712341670
Ah okay. I don't need to hang myself tonight then.
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>>712341670
Aww
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/b/ < every other board
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>>712341670
Big veiny dildos.
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The Walking Dead sucks
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Harambe was not just a gorilla.
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>>712341670
They're dead or severely autistic. Or both.
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All furries like to fuck animals
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Winter beers are superior to every other
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Op Is a huge faggot
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College is irrelevant in today's world
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>>712341945
you know how the saying goes. Beggars can't be what?
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>>712339612
trump will rule the world
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Hillary is innocent
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>>712342207
i can't believe you've done this.
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>>712342207
i dont think this thread likes trump much
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trump is cool
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Who smelt it, dealt it.
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>>712342380
you didn't need a waste a post on that. it is a universal law
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>>712342290
you certainly can

or can't?
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>>712341210
>>712341256
Kek
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alex is a fucking nigger
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>>712342380
It is known
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black people deserve just as many rights as white people
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Everything stated by the red pill philosophy is true; all blue pill ideals are byproduct of beta males.
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I want Donald trump's big juicy cock up my asshole
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Posts ending in 6 are misogynistic
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The electoral college will never be abolished
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>>712342650
Welp
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Whoever denied, it supplied it.
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>>712342650
oh
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>>712342454
Yes those are two options
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>>712339612
i will never be smart
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2 is almost always true
5 is almost always false
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>>712339612
I'll be happy one day
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All women are phisically, emotionally, and spiritually incapable of loving others.
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>>712339612
Dave is GOD
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Donald Trump's presidency will be cut short.
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Jews rule the world
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>>712342857
i will keep this thread in my heart
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I'll find love one day
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No matter how hard you try, existential lonliness is inescapable.
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Donald Trump will win a second term.
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>>712343142
sorry man, I'm the only one that will
>>712341670
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>>712343170
great
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>>712343170
We all knew this, it's just how you deal with it that matters.
>>712343237
kek
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>>712343170
That's ok
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>>712343170
Its okay. Whiskey, cigarettes and pussy will keep me occupied until the dread becomes too much and I kill myself
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>>712343217
congrasulshuns you plaid urself
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I won't be lonely (on a non existential level) for ever.
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Truth
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Eating human flesh cures the blues.
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this post is true
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We will all live happy life
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We all will die tonight
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Any one reading this must reply to this comment or their mother will die in their sleep tonight.
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She'll love me again
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>>712339612
i unironically want to end my life
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>>712343630
you fucker...
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A killer lurks this thread
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>>712343630
oh fuck
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>>712339612
Trump will fire Melania
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I have a gf
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i'm gay
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>>712342207
Fuck, again
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>>712343731
ayy
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I will live to see immortality invented, and become cheap enough for the average joe to afford.
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I'm gonna make it
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Donald trump is a liberal in disguise. He'll enact socialist policies.
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>>712343630
Your mom will die tonight and you cant stop it from happening
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This statement is false.
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>>712343630
Fuckin hell
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I'll find a nice twink to cuddle with at night.
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We are all stuck in purgatory and nobody will ever knkw we are already dead.
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>>712343357
falsities be falsities niqqa
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Everything in 2016 was a conspiracy
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Trump will be the best president we've ever had.
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>>712343937
ohno...
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>>712343630
25
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This man is your new god
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My gf loves me unwaveringly.
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>>712343170
I think we already knew this
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>>712343937
double plaid.

everything in this thread is exponentially stupider.
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Trump will be revealed as a child diddler.
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>>712339612
the holocaust never happened
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>>712343961
oh jesus. how many levels can this go. everything except my original comment about finding love is false.
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>>712343953
reroll
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Cats are the niggers of the animals
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>>712343630
anon is gay
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>>712343937
i theenk nawt f@6607
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This post doesn't mean anything
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Alt right saves the western world in the coming years.
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Everyone above me is gay
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>>712344077
How can they be the niggers of animals, niggers are already animals.
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>>712344069
everything is ruined. why do I bother
>fuck this gay earth
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>>712343630
Fuck
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>>712344061
rerolling
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>>712343630
No she won't
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>>712344157
Damn it anon, why couldn't this be true
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Everyone must fap right now
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bush did 9/11
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>>712344157
SJWs will be the savior of the western world and will lead us to a utopian society.
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hahhaaaaaaaaa
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I will fuck her
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We are all massive faggots
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>>712344256
>Implying I'm not fapping right now.
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Praise be to KEK the new reigning deity of Earth
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Blacks>Mexicans>>>>>Whites
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>>712343630
This is the only time you hear me
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>>712344287
Trump will be the savior of the western world and lead the fourth reich
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>>712344345
kek
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If 0 we all die
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>>712339612
I'll have a new job soon enough
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Rand Paul 2020 is in the bag
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>>712339612
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>712339612
Double zeros in the name of Lord Kek Trump shall vanquish the pedos and liars amongst the elite
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>>712344399
There will be another FDR liberal who will save the west and make America ACTUALLY great again.
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>>712344440
Oh fug
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>>712344399
Kek wills it
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>>712344440
We'll all die eventually anon...
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If a woman becomes President ww3 will happen
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>>712344399
I will be the savior of the western world and lead the furries to world domination
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>>712343630
riperino
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>>712344440
i'm gonna live
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>>712344470
THANK GOD!
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>>712344540
oh they know
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>>712343630
..
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>>712344440
You wanna live forever, anon?
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>>712344617
Fucking rip
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>>712344399
Scientific progress eventually leads to society realizing how retarded the left is and abandons social progressivism forever, western culture becomes remains forever dominant.
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>>712339612
Hillary has an dick
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My ex girlfriend really did love me and isn't some shallow whore
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I'm a faggot
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>>712343630
Hi
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>>712344807
Lol
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I want to end my life
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I won't not never be alive forever.
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>>712344807
hahah fuck sorry man. hang in there my bro
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Jet fuel cant melt steel beamz
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Everything is ok. I'm going to be ok.
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>>712344920
double negative ?
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>>712344647
Apparently not kek
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I will live past the age of 20.
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niggers caused 9/11
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>>712345147
triple negative makes it like a single not.
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>>712345112
I'm not too mad. She's in the hospital for whatever reason. Probably felt guilty after I dumped her.
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Everything now ending in a 0 is a lie

Everything now ending in a 7 is the truth
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>>712339612
someone will send me the best nudes he has
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Im a wizard
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>>712345300
CHECK'D
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>>712345259
assuming people follow this rule
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All women fake every emotion; every interaction is actually cold and calculated.
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I'll find a cute guy who'll love me and we'll cuddle and shit.
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>>712345249
doubt it fam
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>>712345300
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this post is false
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>>712345524
That will never happen to you or anyone else on this website.
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>>712345599
It will happen to me and other anons.
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>>712345300

This man is a lying piece of shit nigger.
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>>712345599
that will happen to me
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>>712345687
I knew this shit would happen.
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>>712345687
damn son we're fucked
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This is absoulute lie
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i will find a really cute boyfriend
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>>712345599
These ambiguous double dubs shall be answered.
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>>712345687
the thread was only joking ;-;
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This post is a lie.
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>>712345770
I will too.
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Obama and Biden are in a homosexual relationship.
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All 0's are falsehoods (including previous ones!)
and all 7's are truths! (again including previous ones!)
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The human consciousness and self-awareness is a curse and nature's greatest fuck up.
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>>712345900
I did it reddit Xd.
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I will get a GF in the next 6 months
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>>712345524
Good luck
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>>712345900
Oh shit I'm fucking immortal.
>>712344920
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>>712345900
Then this is false and the game keeps going as usual
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>>712346061
It said previous and later ones, not current ones!
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>>712345942
Ah fuck it I'll give you a roll
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>>712346061
>>712346048
sorry bud
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Hillary Clinton' supporters will riot when summer comes by.
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i'm gay
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>>712346002
Good luck and power to you my friend.
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>>712346161
>>712346106
sorry bud
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>>712346161
Refer to
>>712346106
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all posts endings in 1 are gay
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i want to die
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this post is gay
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The world will end at exactly 2034 April 23 12:44 PM
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>>712339612
God Emperor Trump will, indeed MAGA
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>>712346127
Deep Reroll anon.

I have psychic powers like my mother always said.
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I am now your God.
Bow down before me.
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Traps are gay
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>>712339612
In less than a year civilization as we know it will collapse and we'll enter an anarchically driven decline. Everyone will have to fend for themselves. However, in this time new collectives and governments will form and civilization will be reborn and humanity will achieve a greatness never thought of before.
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I'm gay for him
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>>712340747
liar
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There's nothing wrong with liking boi pucci.
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hitler did nothing wrong
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Bernie will win the 2020 elections.
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get
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>>712339612
I will not be single
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>>712346680
o fucc
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>>712346680
America will become new soviet russia.
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We'll revive Hitler and put him on trial for war crimes, but he'll end up smooth talking his way to being innocent and end up becoming Germany's prime minister and leading a 4th Reich.
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i love dicc
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>>712341080
soo thats why we call everyone a faggot?
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Breana will love me someday

>It'll never happen anyway
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>>712340647
So...not kek?
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>>712346912
She will anon.
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>>712346900
This thread is starting to get a little bit scary.
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>>712346306
>>712346441
>>712346871
i mean
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>>712343630
Kys
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>>712346947
guess she wont
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>>712346947
You are the most delusional person on /b/
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>>712347085
see
>>712345900
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will one day get gf :^(
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harambe is a dead meme
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>>712339612
She still loves me
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>>712339612
These are dubs
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>>712342367
yup this thread hates trump
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>>712339612
I will kill myself.
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>>712347152
roll
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this is a lie
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trump is bae
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I will get a girlfriend by the end of 2016.
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meme magic is real.
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>>712347152
r o l l
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>>712347152
>>712347208
>>712347327
if you need a shitty 4chan thread to tell you if you're gonna kill yourself, that's just sad.
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Meme magic is real
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>>712343101
Oh shit that was NOT a fart
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>>712341017
oh yes
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>>712343630
Feck
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Melania fingered Ivanka
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>>712346989
yeah>>712346989
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>>712343630
Any one reading this must reply to this comment or their mother will die in their sleep tonight.
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>>712343630
You my good friend are a faggot.
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