Get in the car Fasten your seatbelt It's loli time
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Get in the car
Fasten your seatbelt
It's loli time
Why isn't that infant in a child-seat? That's dangerous as hell.
What happens in loli time? What's that stick for? Is she gonna prosecute me?
What's she going to do with that crop.
>>713329892
Did you bring the you-know-what?
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>>713329894
>loli's in cars
Man I know this story.
>>713329897
C'mon man. At least put on some good classic rock.
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>>713329897
Bob Seger, my only weakness!
Fuck!
>>713329900
>Not even Jackson Brown
Your strength is weak.
>>713329892
Standard Franziska von Karma > loli Franziska von Karma
this is an immutable fact
>>713329902
>Old hag better than a loli
>ever
>>713329904
>>713329897
It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.
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>>713329904
>girl stole $1 worth of ice cream
>the only punishment is rape
seems a bit to harsh, honestly.
>>713329906
>The Beatles
>Bob Seger
>The Who
>Pink Floyd
>Tom Petty
That loli is really good at guessing yourgarbagetaste.
>>713329904
Episode 2 when?
>>713329909
February.
>>713329907
You have to be strict with lolis, that's the only way they'll learn.
Ha! You'd never get me with rock! You better have some Bernhard Günter or Inoue Tetsu if you even want to make me come close to the car.
I'm in live with Ohoho
>>713329906
>It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.
A tear rolls down my face every time.
>>713329892
>>ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqSyvdqn9c
I see a loli in a white car
>>713329906
Posting best Sanae
>>713329904
What is this show?
DO YOU LIKEE
MY CAAAR?
>>713329892
>>713329918
Google it dumbass.
>>713329892
Do you have classic rock?
I want a loli to touch me on the penis.
>>713329892
but im not a loli
>>713329898
Seger is great you faggot, you probably think Clapton sucks too because of your overwhelmingly bad taste. You know what? We don't even want you in the van, you get to walk home quiet and thirsty.
>>713329918
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=72
>>713329927
Sauce?
>>713330334
>being this retarded
Is photoshoping loli with old rock and roll vinyls a thing now?
>>713331738
It is where this thread was from.
>>713331806
Am i doing it right??
>>713332036
Not rapey enough.
>>713332252
hold on i think i got something
>>713329925
K A W A I I O T O K O
>>713332809
That's good. She has a real "get in the van, onii-chan" look.
>>713332950
Wtf even is this thread anymore
>>713333276
Lolis with vinyls
Im having a hard time finding lolis to photoshop with vinyls...
>>>/a/150294214
In case you didn't know, loli and loli pornography are two completely different things you piece of shit.
Go sticky some more get threads to pander to "oldfags", I'm sure /a/ will be "great" again just like you want.
heres another
I keep looking for the original one about the lil girls and the rock van and I cant find it
Fear the thread will die before i finish the next one/.
I found it cheers
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>>713332809
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>>713329916
>>713329906
>>713329897
>>713335052
Im fucking done with this thread...
>>713329908
no shit you can [spoiler]spoiler in /b/? [/spoiler]
>>713335133
no shit you can <spoiler> spoiler in /b/? </spoiler>
>>713335176
no shit you can {spoiler} spoiler in /b/? {/spoiler}
>>713329921
I've tried to google it, and came up with nothing. Source please?
>>713335222
no shit you can █████████████████████
[spoiler]SPIKE DIES![/spoiler]
THIS THREAD ISNT EVEN LOLI ANYMORE.... its lonely
>>713334896
Need sauce
>>713335517
Seems like Jojo's bizarre adventure
>>713329923
Original pic pls
Man, /b/ loli threads are lewd.
>>713335549
commit
>>713335584
>>713335687
Thanks, anon
Bring up the lolis
>>713336076
That's some messed up CP
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>>713336076
that's not how pussies work
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>>713336354
I admit defeat
You've out-CP'd me
>>713330334
file name.
>>713336228
They look like lalafell from FF14.
>>713336574
They do look a bit alike - they're harbin from Granblue Fantasy
(A few doraf in there too, but those are the oppai lolis)
>>713336574
kik user and i'd play with you?
>>713337372
Good (no)work you are doing!
>>713337442
This anon gets it
>>713336710
I really thought it was lalafell...
Granblue Fantasy looks nice, too bad it's on mobile and jp only.
>>713337573
Yeah, I'd love to play it
>>713329892
The animation and art for this anime was so shitty I just wanna kill myself
Thanks for dump my dick is empty. Qatar
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>>713337558
>when your loli is a neet, but that is ok bc shes making billions being a loli idol
>>713337277
I don't have kik and don't play FF14 - in-game lalafell are too toddlercon for me.
Nice dubs tho
>>713337761
Being a loli is so good, people pay you for it
>>713334777
Sauce?
>>713337958
I'm assuming from the filename it is to love ru, probably darkness.
