hey /b/astards, help me talk to these bitches
9 decides
>>713418520
Can i has chezburger pl0x?
Well lets get to ass slappin
>>713418520
Also specify which girl or both.
>>713418520
Wanna come over tonight? I cgot a few movies we can watch
Just tell them you "peruse the 'chon" and the panties will come flying off.
>>713418520
wanna be breast slapped by you Kattie
>>713418520
OP here
BTW this is a fake tinder
>>713418520
Listen it's getting late, want to make this a little more interesting?
>>713418829
include the "by you Kattie" part?
i'll be blatantly honest...you and me this weekend movies and cuddle? BOTH
>>713418829
Winrar
>>713419088
Checked
>>713419088
>>713419177
Looking to be a get thread
bump
>>713419177
rawl
>>713418829
winrar also you ruined it
8 decides
>>713418520
*initiate mandatory game of text pool*
>>713419587
Weird? Some people prefer a bit of kink. ;)
>>713418520
i want to make a tea from your dirty underwear
>>713419587
-Sorry I'm a little drunk off my ass rn. You enjoy a good drink every now and then? (Katie)
-I'm saving the world one tinder girl at a time, what are you up to ;) (other girl)
>>713420160
Re roll why not
>>713419587
Sit on my face
>>713420160
This might work OP
I want to date you and maybe rape you.
I'd like to mexican sugar dance with you.
>>713419587
im a virgin sry
>>713420395
Re roll
>>713420439
Re roll
>>713420367
>>713419629
>>713420017
>>713420239
Off by one come one
Voting for the 2 part one.
>>713420160
rerrolll
>>713420439
Re roll again
So sushi then eat tha booty?
platypus are dangerous
>>713420439
Rollerino pepperino
shit in my face pls
You like mufffins? I fucking love muffins.
>>713420711
Roll
>>713420760
roll
>>713420798
Winrar finaly
To Sarina:
"Lemme lick nutella off your booty"
>>713420760
>rip off my face and shit down my neck
Look what my dad found on-line. xD
>>713419587
Kek
>>713420798
>>713420711
Winrar
6 decides
>>713419587
i'm gay sorry. thank u for ur time
>>713420977
Send it to Sarina.
>>713421016
Sorry If I sound like a dumb cunt. Strangers on the internet are telling me what to say to you as I attempt to get nudes
>>713420798
>>713421093
Rolling for double roll
>>713421016
I'll eat your elbows first, they look so tender in the photo. Then I'll work my way up your body, blowtorching the choice meats as I eat.
>>713421131
Roll
>>713421243
Roll
>>713420439
Roll to end of time
Listen you wanna make me the happiest man alive and send me a pic ;) ?
>>713420439
Again in english?
Response from Katie
>>713418642
reroll
>>713418861
What is fake tinder
>>713421286
winrar
All these re rolls gave me a ptsd flashback to a winey bunch of PC's
>>713421433
I'm sorry if this bothers you. But i am really into scat. Do you mind if we forget the enema
Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley
Bo, Birley
Banana, Fanna, Foe, Firley
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mirley
Shirley
Lincoln!
Lincoln,Lincoln,
Bo, Bincoln
Banana, Fanna, Foe, Fincoln
Fee, Fie, Moe, Mincoln
Lincoln!
>>713420977
rerolll
>>713421487
spot the fag
Send nooties before I eat the booty
>>713421433
Tits or gtfo
>>713421618
Reroll
>>713421016
Send dick pic and u got this in the bag
>>713421016
ill bring my dildo!! is your boyfriend ok with fucking the two of us?
>>713421629
Roll
>>713421433
Show me your udders so I know what I'm getting into.
>>713421286
winrar
Sarina still exist guys
7 or dubs decides
>>713421629
roll
caress my boipussy
i want my tongue so far up your ass that i can taste last weeks dinner
>>713421802
You will swallow my cum and become my slave.
In return, I will buy you sushi or any other food
>>713420977
rolll
to sarina:
i already have booty on the menu, what can you offer
And then I'll shit all over you
>>713422091
roll
>>713422091
roll
>>713421802
I can't wait to subdue you and put you in the holding cage. You'll love it. My daughter did. I loved her a lot. I loved her more with gravy.
>>713422094
roll
>>713422193
Roll
>>713422094
reroll
>>713418520
I want to dress you up in an alice dress and take you to a cafe wearing a remote controlled vibe in your ass you nasty dirty slut.
>>713422091
rerroll
>>713422193
Rerolling
>>713422094
rereroll
>>713422193
Roll again
>>713422044
Winrar, but I don't think Katie is willing to respond.
3 decides
>>713422460
Tits or gtfo you whale stated whore
>>713422282
roll
>>713422091
talk to the other bitch
Wanna play Roblox with me ;) we can do some extra kinky stuff
>>713421131
Roll
>>713422809
Roll
>>713422759
Rolling
>>713422853
Got it
OP here, new match and New Contender
Ducking savage
Just joking. I don't eat fat bitches
>>713422980
(Bridget) I fucking hate niggers
>>713422980
I want to dress you up in an alice dress and take you to a cafe wearing a remote controlled vibe in your ass you nasty dirty slut.
>>713422980
I'm a fag.Do you happen to know a big black guy so we can have a threesome?
>>713422980
wanna fuck a lil bit?
I think Katie might be through....
5 decides
"Would it be OK if I put my toe in your butthole? Lubed of course."
>>713423206
roll
>>713423222
I'm joking. I hate fat fucks.
>>713423305
fuck you for not specifying this girl
>>713423066
rollingg
How many dead babies can you fit n a tub, Bridgette?
36.
can my black step dad join in hes into threesomes and i owe him
>>713423316
roll
>>713423602
Wat? a fucking joke? K......roll
>>713423577
we got 2 dubs but no 9s
if only a dubs thread
>>713423659
bridget btw
>>713422980
If I paid you $100 on paypal could I get some nudes?
>>713423753
Who's bridget?
>>713423825
Bridget is the fat chick ya stupid cuck!
Well we are done with Katie but a new Challenger appears
6 decides
>>713423945
I fucking hate niggers.
>>713424079
roll
>>713424079
How original
>>713423945
I want to eat your butthole like you eat cake>>713423945
>>713423945
de donde eres putita linda
>>713424176
winner
>>713423945
creampies?
>>713423945
Creampies?
>>713423945
Jessica, I have colon cancer and only a year to live. Would you do me the honor of taking my virginity?
>>713424079
Well.... you ruined that...
6 decides again
Kachow
>>713424464
you have to go back
>>713423122
roll
That's prejudice
>>713424464
btw Bridget still exist
>>713424464
You didn't vote for our lord and savior?
>>713424464
Hey bae I don't really hate niggers per se, it's just that secretly I want to be one....
>>713424662
Who's bridget?
>>713424464
Creampies?
>>713424779
rollerino
>>713424706
Winar
>>713424779
roll
>>713424706
Gwinner
OP here
a little tidbit.
all of these Girls might be tOSU students, so have fun with that info
>>713424818
Other tinder girl
>>713424706
WinRar
4 decides
>>713424706
there you have it
>>713424965
Creampies?
>>713424965
Holy fuck she's a keeper anon!
>>713424965
I want to fuck you harder than that zoo fucked harambe over.
>>713424974
winrar
>>713424965
Creampies?.
>>713424965
Didn't you listen, I said I hate niggers.
>>713425102
They are so cute couple day are!
>>713425170
Creampies?
>>713424965
wanna exchange nudes for warcraft 3 gold?
no one commented on sarina so I took the go ahead and used a copy pasta
>>713424965
How about we make like Harambe leave the world dissapointed
>>713425207
Creampies?
>>713425178
What are niggers exactly?
>>713424965
What's your fishing level in RS?
>>713425236
Creampies?
>>713425236
>>713424965
Creampies?
>>713425271
Disgusting creature, the lowest of primates.
>>713425236
What's your fishing level?
>>713425236
II bet we can find other things to feed you ;)
>>713425312
What's a creampie, anon? This is like your third post with that as the subject...
>>713425418
Roll
>>713425393
Creampies?
>>713425236
bring your mother i love threesomes
>>713425418
Haha....like ma DICK, amiright?
>>713425458
Cumming inside.
Porn term.
>>713425458
>>713425589
Now do it, I want to see the reaction.
>>713425589
oh ok....thanks!
>>713425589
>>713425689
89-89
Open a conversation with Creampies?
I'll make you like sushi you cunt you'll eat it while I fuck your ass and eat a big mac
Nachos anyone?
>>713425236
if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
On second thought, I don't really like the smell of fish. I eat booty tho
>>713426076
Rolling for this
>>713425940
You can eat AND fuck at the same time? WTF man you are crazy!
>>713426035
roll
>>713425236
Lets skip the sushi then and get right to the ass slapping
rollingggg
>>713426566
Retard
>>713426551
rollllll
>>713426551
Roll
>>713419587
sorry i'm just a faggot and I say shit I don't mean sometimes
>>713426551
Rolling
>>713426702
this
okay, im allergic to fish anyways *laughs nervously* a-anyways, ab-bout the ass slapping?
>>713426551
ROLLL
>>713426620
hey fuk u
>>713426702
lol this i think you can still recover
>>713425588
WinRAR?
>>713426551
One more for the one time
>>713426766
Winrar
>>713426815
roll
>>713426835
naw mane fuck you ya daffy cuck
Is your name Sandy Hook? Because I wanna shoot some kids inside you
>>713426884
winrar.
>>713426990
I don't get it.
>>713426551
>>713426766
Winrar
>>713426944
no fuck u (im 12 btw) Haahaa
>>713418642
>Hamburger plz
>>713426990
damn bump
#nevertosoon
>>713427052
so wat I'm 5'3 bitch!
>>713424965 You leave Harambe out of this.
>>713420983
What does kek mean?
>>713427145
my sides!
What a waste.
8 decides
>>713427145
so is my peepee hehe
>>713427253
It's a Tumblr term for lol, anon.
Fuck u nigger jew
>>713425079
bump
>>713425236
Our relationship is like the holocaust: it doesn't exist but I'd like it to ;)
>>713427052
Epic haHAA I'm 12 BTW haHAA
>>713427269
are you retarded fucking retarded op
>>713426766
Winrar
>>713427269
Ask for nudes lets see that thicc shit.
>>713427269
what are you thoughts on the geo political struggles within south africa?
>>713427269
c-cou-could I-I ask y-yo-you out? :$
>>713427466
Hey Dubs! Gotta show them if you get them.
>>713427269
I bet you'd know what it means if it were a cheeseburger.
>>713427283
Yea h well my vagina and penis both would eat your peewee, lil nigga!
>>713427269
Jessica.
Tits or gtfo
>>713426076
rolling
>>713427269
ok, OP's an idiot
>>713427604
Re rolllll
>>713419587
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>713427604
Ill roll for that
Let me get a pic of you and I might be able to explain
>>713426566
roooolllllllllinggg
>>713427349
HaaHaa HeeHee
>>713427604
Roll
>>713427269
Will you dress up in a leather suit and kick the absolute crap out of me?
>>713423945
>Wall
>>713427808
vvin
>>713427808
Winrar!!!!
>>713421802
Bro you already got your Sarina post right here. 7 dubs checkit
>>713420977
>>713427492
Well, anon, I believe the Friedman-backed Ohalu Revolutionary regime is set to take over all of central anmd south Africa, as well as a good chunk of Polynesia. However, this can be fixed if the Goldburg-backed Iohatas Rebel take down the main bases along the river Jordan and hold til doomsday!
>>713427808
>>713427604
WinRar
>>713421629
Ultrakek
kek
>>713428095
8 or dubs decides
>>713428204
she gone b
Just start pasting bashunter lyrics
>>713428095
I LOVE COCK?
>>713421629
Rollerino
>>713428095
Peace out to you too lady!
>>713428289
still got other girls
>>713428333
edgy waste of trips
>>713428333
WINRAR
>>713428377
>being gay is now edgy
>>713428400
>>713428333
Trips aren't dubs
Bridgets turn
I love to caress my butthole and sniff my fingers after. Could this be perhaps a deal breaker?
>>713428699
ODD numbers decide
>>713427314
You Fucking retard no it doesn't. It came from reddit
>>713428783
can i eat your ass
>>713428699
Less netflix, more chilling.
If you don't like sushi, I'm sure you can eat other things ;)
>>713428776
Roll
I LOVE YOU!
>>713428776
Rollin'
>>713428874
roll
>>713428845
No, you dip! It obviously came form 8gag.
>>713428776
Rollerino
>>713428955
fuck
>>713428955
I mean 9gag, fuck I'm a failure.
>>713428783
not me
4 decides
>>713428776
Rollington
>>713429000
nice trip
>>713428776
Get
OP is an enormus faggot
You turned your thread into shit you dumbass
>>713428776
Roller
Can I eat your ass
>>713428873
WinRAR
3 or 5 gets it
>>713429200
Winrar?
whats your snap m'lady?
>>713429243
Available tonight?
>>713429243
*snickers nefariously*
>>713429329
roll
>>713429362
this
>>713429243
Good, tomorrow, it's a date
Can i head that way tonight then?
>>713429362
Roll
>>713429329
roll
