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that was pretty awful
I'm still giving Trump a chance but Jeff Sessions can literally blow his fucking brains out for all I care.
>>713418613
I only have 2 dildos.
both are awful.
>>713417397
watchu talkin about willis
>>713418675
thats 2 more than zero
>>713418671
>trump will never get past 2% polls in the primaries
>trump will never win the primary
>trump will never get near hillary in the polls
>trump will never win the correct states
>trump will never be president
>mexico will never pay for the wall
>t-trump will never finish it
>f-fuck trump will never drain the swamp
>trump will never get a second term
>trump will never be the first person on mars why would he even suggest that
>trump will never build a giant trump tower on mars
>trump will never win over the aliens we encountered to make an interplanetary alliance
>t-trump will never be voted galactic emperor
>fuck it I'm making a noose
>>713418410
Well I mean that's par for the course but fuck me does it seem extra stupid today- Like any pretense of even the slightest civility went out the window and now it's just full volume shitposting the likes of which I can only imagine are achieved by directing projectile diarrhea at a keyboard and hitting submit on the result.
it's gonna be yuuge
>>713418300
How dare you call me Mexican, you dirt eating Navajo reject fuck.
>>713418402
>one whole Cuban vs. literally nothing
The people who fled Cuba after the revolution fled because they made money off of the oppression of the Cuban people. People who owned very businesses that were successful only through the deliberate inflation of prices, people who owned huge tracks of land that they took by force and that were worked by people forced into it through economic slavery, people who worked with the American Mafia, etc. After that it was largely criminals or people who were leaving just because. If Cuba were actually such a terrible place, don't you think as many people as possible would have fled, and that it wouldn't have a comparatively thriving economy, a healthy portion of which comes from tourism?
My favorite part about Trump is that he's literally gone back on every one of his actual campaign promises and his voters don't even give a shit. Talk about a cult of personality.
>>713419345
>be spic plato
>lie through teeth
>actually think people will by his bullshit
yikes, no wonder you wanna kill yourself. Even you don't by your own bullshit deep down
>>713419810
I ain't no spic, you cracker shit head.
>>713419969
>be triggered spic plato
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>trump isnt even in yet
>go back on his campaign promises.
there isnt even bait on this hook.
>>713420277
>literally you
>>713419686
Yeah, you understand how something like Jonestown happens.
He then leaves :(
>>713420406
>being this butthurt
LMAO
>tfw he doesn't care if you call him a CTR shill
>>713420358
hahahah
Sure he's not in, and yet he's stated outright that everything he said on the campaign trail, all his promises, those were just gum flapping. He's keeping Obamacare, he's not building a wall, he's not banning Muslim immigrants, he thanked Hillary for her service to this country. Basically everything everybody voted for him for, he said afterwards wasn't going to happen.
>>713420528
I'm not a fucking Mexican. I'm Jap/Irish.
>>713420944
>spic thinks he's a jap now
old saint rik is always watching
>>713421132
What is this
Why do I have a boner
>>713421035
Neat.
>>713421015
Now this is delightful.
>>713421261
Its not my proudest fap
>>713421347
Nibi for real we gotta hook up
>>713421347
I'm pretty selective on gore porn but I love that comic
>>713419243
jeff sessions is a terrible human being and he makes this entire state look even more retarded
>>713420779
what the fuck man
>>713421766
For a sec I thought he was covered in breadcrumbs
>>713421734
>jeff sessions
>bad
Black supremacist spotted, sorry kike but your little nwo plans are shattered. Might as well kill yourself now because it'll save us the trouble of hunting you down later
>>713422379
I wish you'd do that to me, Nibi
How long can you eat potatoes and only potatoes before it kills you?
ask james, he is irish.
>>713423240
How old is the oldest person in Ireland?
He lives on coffee though.
I only have potatoes for the next week to eat.
>>713423373
How do I turn them into vodka?
If I have to suffer I'll at least be drunk.
I'm only Irish when being white will get me out of trouble.
>>713423484
I live off of cigarettes, thank you.
>>713423686
Mail me some so I may eat them.
>>713423754
I need my cigarettes as much as I need my disdain for other people.
>>713423953
>>713423953
>human garbage
>projects his disdain for himself onto other people
It's like pottery
>>713420510
sorry brother wanted to play l4d2
>>713424031
That is to say I need them to function like a regular person.
>>713424096
I freely admit that I hate myself more than anyone else.
I am the sculptor.
I am the clay.
why would you want to function like a regular person
>>713424225
Ask him if he's ready to lose to me at Smash when I visit next time.
Me vs you two and as many Amiibos as you can bring.
>>713424385
smash is so overdone at this point
>>713424489
So is Splatoons.
Because it's important to function. I want to be normal and try a great deal to be normal. I think I succeed for the most part.
>>713424270
Kill yourself, you god damn gay.
>>713424247
>delusional communist spic who has shitty taste in movies has thoughts of suicide
The memes write themselves at this point. This is just amazing,
>>713424489
You sound like a Jigglypuff player
>>713424577
Tried. And failed.
>>713424680
It was a rhyme you dip.
>>713424930
Double dip me.
>>713423309
Do you have anything good to eat.
I'm all out of food.
I'm early this time.
hi yuki
Kamusta
>>713424225
25 HP pounce or bust
>>713425348
No you're not.
just in case anyone's missed this I'm terrible at every video game I touch
>>713425876
I'm not late though
I trounced him at all his N64 games too.
>>713420992
This is how I want to end it.
>>713425977
Practice makes perfect.
>>713426003
But you're not early.
>>713426249
yeah but no even then still terrible
>>713426339
What am I?
>>713426534
Just on time.
Fo muh DICK!
>>713426637
Compliments or gifts are better if that's your goal you know
>>713426404
what qualities about video games escape you?
>>713426872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjbgeGhn_Lg
>>713425086
my husband made leftovers pizza. onions, mushrooms, potatos, asparagus. it was very good.
>>713427159
Wait pizza with all that on it?
and I wasn't aware you where married.
>>713427247
yea, that was our dinner yesterday. just put the leftovers on some crust today.
>>713426841
My goal is to find amusement, since I'm feeling too lazy to pull out all my drafts.
>>713427081
That is truly an excellent reference.
that sounds strangely appetizing
>>713427352
Well okay then
I rather have garlic chicken.
Man I wish I had chives for those potatoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY0ltUnFcy4
>>713425017
You wish.
Maybe.
Ok.
>>713427507
i can understand that. we have set vegetarian nights.
>>713427483
it was excellent, there is nothing strange of it
>>713427689
Damn right.
I helped move my brother out of his apartment and then he treated me to plain white rice for dinner.
I wish I had chives fo muh DICK!
Vegetarian nights are needed for primo butt fucking.
>>713427703
Sounds interesting.
Now I wish I had a place I could order pizza for under $30 a pie delivered.
>>713427425
That episode is my life.
The good news is that my G.pulchra is molting right now.
>>713427762
nice feet
>>713427774
Fuck. I should have gotten rice.
>>713427955
I have no food in my apartment and only had some bread yesterday. Today I had a small bowl of rice. Tomorrow I will have nothing.
>>713427864
there are a few places like that. i would only order delivery for 15$ total. i am cheap.
>>713428155
I got 2 medium pizzas for $10 each when I was down south.
Quick question guys: Should I get a bad-dragon dildo? I currently own a regular 6 in. dildo. I'm looking at Chance Unflared atm.
>>713428128
Give me your address. I'll mail one of my potatoes.
I miss eating rice, I should get some at some time.
>>713428254
yep, gotta love the deals down here.
>>713428267
they're pretty good toys I'd say go for it.
but be careful you can hurt yourself on a knot or rib if you're inexperienced.
>>713428267
bad dragon dildos are pretty nice, you might not want to get a chance unless you know you can take the full thing though.
>>713428298
I would prefer not to. I don't deserve to eat.
>>713428254
good got dam, from where
I remember taking my large Cole way too fast.
Lesson learned.
>>713428451
I'm looking at getting a small.
>>713428464
I could send a brick.
Legally you can still mail them I think.
>>713428478
Dominos
They're pretty damn good for the pice. Was like $26 for all of it delivered with cheesy bread.
>>713428325
I want a rice cooker. My rice always comes out sticky.
>>713428527
now you're so stretched out from it your hole is like fucking a large jar of mayonnaise
I'm out. Sweet dreams~
>>713427417
drafts?
Fucking white people thinking that rice is supposed to be dry.
>>713428600
I already have a brick.
>>713428612
hey if we liked sushi we could make it with the sticky rice.
>>713428654
you were here?
>>713428649
I am actually pretty tight still.
2 days of not using my toys and I'm back to normal.
>>713428696
I could send another.
>>713428612
dominos is shit. i worked for them for over a year. everything is pure salt and nearly everything has huge markup. so, it is exactly like other fast food chains.
but yea they have some good deals. ask for the carry out special, or the two mediums for 12 special. they really hate getting those orders.
>>713428784
But I hate fish.
>>713428813
I don't want another brick.
>>713428867
Not the one we got. Didn't taste salty or anything to me and it wasn't soaked in grease like pizza hut is here.
steamed white rice is the only rice.
>>713428990
i really am unsure what you purchased.
>>713428546
ah then that isn't too much of a stretch for you. I wish I could take all of my kelvin but I can't. But hey, if you can fit that then more power to you!
>>713428872
That's why I said that it isn't something we like. >>713428867
It's better than pizza hut, I got pizza hut here once and it came to me luke warm and 1 hour and 45 minutes later.
I hate fish too. That's why I take pleasure in killing and eating them.
>>713428982
Well I can't send you a plank.
>>713428674
Writing drafts. I have 3 or 4 different things I have to go through, pull apart, and reassemble into a new draft.
>>713429030
A garlic chicken pizza with alfredo sauce, chicken, spinach, and tomato.
I forget the other one.
Sticky rice or no rice thanks.
>>713429089
Writing a book?
>>713429294
that actually sounds pretty legit. if you got anything other than the normal sauce you'd be better off.
>>713429428
Sorta.
>>713429520
It was
Was a nice treat because pizza here is one of four things.
Take and bake $12-$14 a pizza
Expensive chain $19-$22 a pizza
Cheap chain $16-19 a pizza
Legit pizza parlor that's 20 miles away in another town and won't deliver. Also $26 a pizza
>>713429823
take and bakes for over 8 dollars are unacceptable.
Another takemoto arashi fan? I'm in love.
I'll be in the threads later tonight.
>>713429967
Well, it's a chain that makes it right there for you kinda like subway only you don't tell them at each step what you want.
>>713429998
I like his stuff.
Good for my dojin caps too.
Continue with the beast porn.
>>713430242
If you insist
renege from beast porn, post bara
Post bara being fucked by beasts.
kyle you fucking mong
>>713430636
No can do, beast porn in full effect
>>713430636
Only bara I have is the stuff I've gotten drawn
*laughter*
ew
you unforgivable wretch
>>713430793
post it
>>713430992
Can't full thread.
You won't say that after I send you cute snaps of my tail.
i am hesitant.
I could wear my collar as well.
>>713431458
>>713431458
>>713431458
new thread
>qaa
