Share your secrets! I'm a Nigger!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Share your secrets!
I'm a Nigger!
Do you wish you were white?
>>714352461
I fucked my cousin.
>>714352964
Sometimes forsure. But being a decent guy who happens to be black I get unlimited pussy. SO not really.
my gf's 13 year old sister has been sucking me off a few times a week for since spring
>>714352461
mams frond fonger car
>>714353316
story?
>>714352461
I frequently wipe my finger under my balls several times throughout the day and sniff it.
6 weeks a year I act as a sex slave to a wealthy software designer. I lounge around in his pool all day while he works, then when he arrives home I meet him in the driveway dressed as a 19 year old girl.
He gives me a 5 figure sum for this support - but i would gladly do it for free.
He is still technically married.
>>714354550
Alright that's interesting.
How'd it start?
>>714354828
ex boss. old friends. knew my kink. i sucked his dick one night after a party and suggested it. He said it was a major turn on. Bazinga. 3 years later...
I've killed 1/2 dozen whores.
I seriously hope that we do set something up over winter break.
She did say that "We can always give it a shot!"
Softest No Possible or an "On the Fence" yes?
>>714355524
Gilgo Beach?
>>714355524
amateur
>>714355663
Whatever the fuck youre talking about - thats definitely an on-the-fence yes. No one says that shit otherwise.
I posted this a few threads ago but I like to dress up in diapers and baby clothes. Not as fetish but because I had such a horrible childhood it's my way of reclaiming what I lost
im currently in a cock cage and anyone that has the link to my profile can add/subtract how long im locked up for
>>714355663
That's not a No. When does your break start? Ask her!
>>714355855
No
>>714355879
how many have you killed?
>>714355992
share link.
>>714355980
similar, but different, i lost all trust in other people when i was roundly rejected by peers, both male and female, now i seek out older men and women for sex and intimacy. it makes me feel loved in a perverted way.
>>714356226
fine... but please be nice
https://www.emlalock.com/?page=friend&id=9jzcm728xixx6c19scd3
>>714355942
I posted alot about her on here, probably have seen that stuff
>>714356060
Around 2 weeks? Something around 20-21st
And she already told me that she is not sure what days will be free then. Schedules aren't up for her
>>714354550
I remember you anon, how are things going?
I like to dress in girl clothes even though I'm male
When my parents ain't home I get drunk as f with vodka
>>714356393
A lot of people are going to encourage you, I want to know what makes you think she might say No.
>>714356417
not bad at all. Missing what I do in the summer !
Have to work a regular job until May.
>>714356346
So you've been locked for 6 months? arent you worried your penis will be permanently smaller once you're released?
>>714356943
Eh, just the way she acted towards me kinda puts it in that iffy area.
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it. (This is the big one, but this is the second time that she's said anything close to a yes)
HookerChan you there?????
>>714357294
I havent been locked for 6 months? I think thats when i made my account, my current session actually started yesterday, so i've only been in this one for a day now. I have a new master this time.
>>714357294
doing something you love for great pay? I can understand missing that.
if you found one or two more guys like that you could skip the real job altogether
>>714355524
Story?
>>714357554
is your girlfriend the master? does your penis actually get smaller if you leave it in too long? just curious about all this, it sort of interests me.
>>714357949
no, my master is someone i met online, thats why im using that website.
im not sure if it gets smaller if you leave it in too long, i think thats more of a myth lol. i only really do it because i think i masturbate too much and would love for once just to be able to save up a huge load and have the best orgasm
I cant leave the mother of my son for some reason i cant seem to be able to just leave i hate her but i love my son and i think she will turn him against me i broke up with her about a week ago but i keep thinking that i should get back with her
>>714352461
One night my mom fell asleep on the couch after taking an Ambien. I helped her to bed and she started trying to kiss me. We ended up getting naked. I fingered her and went down on her. As soon as she came, she fell back to sleep. If she remembers anything, she deserves an award for the acting job she's put on since.
That's the whole story, not in the mood to greentext.
I've been fucking hookers for the past 15 years. Started with Asian massage parlors, then backpage, now Craigslist. Now I prefer girls that are new to the the business or desperate. I've fucked some of them raw. I love pushing them to see what they will do for money. Most of them have no limits. Also most of them are drug addicts. I also like taking pictures of them and looking them up on facebook.
>>714352461
I hate seeing this thread every 5 seconds.
>>714358101
that's pretty cool. do you like being locked up and being denied orgasms or is it just so you can spurt one huge load?
>>714358799
bit of both really, i like being denied access to touching my own cock, thats kinda hot. i also love being super horny but cant do anything about it not even grind on stuff, but the big load at the end is awesome too
>>714358514
post pics. immediately.
>>714352461
I used to fool around with my cousin and sister as kids. Sister grew up to be a junkie and the cousin is an evil piece of shit. I hate this because my sister is too gross to fuck and I'm not certain I'll even see my cousin. My best bet of having the hot incestuous sex I've dreamed about since I was 11 is if I have daughter and she grows up with the same fetish.
>>714359302
>and she grows up with the same fetish.
Interesting. This makes me wonder if it's possible to secretly condition someone to grow up to have certain fetishes.
>>714358964
nice, I think being denied is pretty hot too. i want to get my fiancee to lock me up and deny me and also tease me but it feels super degrading. Thinking I might just do it in secret.
>>714357396
So am I right to have my doubts or am I safe?
>>714353316
Good deal..
What else ya do
I hang out with my ex bc her kid sisters suck me off and try to fit my cock in them
>>714352964
my mother molested me when I was about 7-8
>>714360468
how much kid sister we talking here?
Hacked college chick's laptop, got her nudes and posted them all over the net
>>714361581
sample plox
Posted nude pics of ex on /b/ and got caught
>>714354550
>dressed as a 19 year old girl.
fag
>>714361083
well tell the story faggot
>>714356122
careful edgemaster you are confusing your dreams will real life. Best have your doc check your adderall script
>>714358101
What happens when u get hard
I'm a nigger cuck who fucks shemales.
>>714362193
>when lying down, she would touch my penis until I was erect
>she would take my briefs off and squat over my erect penis
>would grind her pussy to my erect penis
I couldn't remember if I ejaculated or not. also she was wearing panties all the time. so it was like dry-humping or dry-fucking or whatever. reason why I have a panty fetish
>>714354550
>I lounge around in his pool all day while he works, then when he arrives home I meet him in the driveway dressed as a 19 year old girl.
You don't even have to do housework? How can you live with yourself!
>He gives me a 5 figure sum for this support - but i would gladly do it for free.
Very cushy. Wives don't do it for free so why should you?
Greentext the full thing. If you post about this often you should save the story so you can paste it when needed. What do you wear for your 19yo gril costume?
>>714361912
Like you wouldn't do the same.
I let my dog lick my dick when I was 9, been doing ,ing it since. I'm 21
I'm a girl and I post my own nudes on b all the fucking time because I can't send them to my boyfriend cause he's just laugh and say he's seen it before, or say he's too busy working.
I love to share pics of my friend when she was a schoolgirl. And also, another schoolgirls friends of her.
>>714364412
tots+timestamp pls
>>714364412
Post em again
>>714364412
Why do you like posting yourself so much?
>>714364538
Why post them? And do you not like them so much now they are older?
>>714364704
I don't know, it makes me hard. And yeah, I like them now that they're older but damn, they were so hot.
>>714355383
Dude you're dedicated
26 and in limbo
Had a sexual relationship with my step sister from as far back as my memory can take me.
no regrets. Only all the other cousins and such that I touched.
I was little, did I know what I was doing?
I think I did. And I believe I enjoyed it.
what am i?
I have zero contact with my step sister, our parents separated around her turning 16. I think about her a lot. And these memories trouble me. Torture me. Daily.
There's a secret for you.
>>714361083
>>714363109
Apparently it's common for women to pleasure their baby sons with their hands in order to calm them. Don't know how true it is, someone in another thread claimed it.
>>714364928
Share one here
>>714352461
I used to kill animals.
I have no clue why.
I love aniamls
>mfw
>>714365259
What animals?
>>714365259
Me two then I switched to humans.
>>714365224
Wouldn't like to be banned tbh. I'll send them by kik to anyone who ask for them but not posting anything here.
>>714364544
>>714365217
>Had a sexual relationship with my step sister from as far back as my memory can take me.
Greentext some of it. How far did you go? How did it work and how did you keep it secret?
>I have zero contact with my step sister, our parents separated around her turning 16.
How old were you then? You should get back in contact with her. Bet she thinks about you even more, as a girl.
>>714365475
Thank you.
>>714365390
If they aren't topless/panties off, you won't be banned.
>>714364704
I guess I like posting them so much because I don't have anyone to show them to. They just sit in my phone and no one sees them but me so I post them on here. Also, when I take a really nice looking one that I'm proud of I wanna share it.
>>714365708
I'd probably do the same if I was a girl, honestly. But that's not to be.
Post some of the ones you're proudest of. Undies are hot too, they don't have to be nudes.
>>714365475
anon, If you need somebody to send nudes to regularly I'm happy to take that one for the team. those are some nice tots
I shoplift almost everything I eat. I shoplifted this laptop. The only time I spend more than 2 dollars at a store is when I buy tobacco. I wanted to stop but It's been a year now and I've never been caught. I guess nobody cares where I live.
>pic related
>>714365475
I usually dgaf about tits on /b/, but damn. Nice rack.
>>714365390
Kik is jakezerowolf
>>714352461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3uloAurjMc
I'm 6ft tall and I'm obsessed with my height.
I love people telling me I'm super tall and that I should try modeling and wearing heels and seeing my legs thin as fuck and I love having a way shorter bf and friends.
But the truth is that I'm insecure as fuck and have anxiety and I know I will never be a model because I'm not skinny enough but I just like when people shows appreciation for something of me because I have nothing better than my body
Cheated on my gf with maybe a dozen girls. still with her. no one knows.
>>714366079
love tall girls, ex was 6'3''. I'm 6'2''.
>>714365854
This is probably my favorite I've ever taken
>>714365899
Ah ha, thanks anon
>>714365390
nudes or just clothed pics?
>>714365691
A friend of mine was banned permanently for posting them.
>>714366207
Just got exited when I looked on this and was going to ask what you like about them but that would feed what I'm complaining so Idk
>>714366331
You're quite nice and not just for tits. I like your cute little mouth and what can be seen of your hairstyle.
It developed over time. Starting around 6 or 7 . .
Hearing and seeing my parents have sex, I was eager to try.
I never broke her hymen until around 16.
By then our parents were in the midst of a split.
We had Ben caught by her dad, twice he threatened me but no reprocussion.
I always feel a sense of grave and heavy guilt.
My cousin ended up a junkie, me an another cousin used to touch her, we also touched eachother.
We're estranged, past is the past, and these memories burn away at the puzzle pieces of our in clean soul.
I Loved Every Moment of it.
I will Burn in Hell for that.
I'm Sure.
>>714366466
Just clothed pics, some of them are kinda hot.
>>714365914
If you want to steal my a nice laptop that'd be great anon.
>>714366331
I can see why, pretty fucking hot pic. those lips mang
>>714366455
srs offer tho, would be more than happy to receive nudes and provide feedback if you've got a kik or something
>>714353154
green text
>>714366505
Mods probably can't tell how sexual a pic is. It's pathetic when facebook would allow a pic that /b/ doesn't. Wish they'd read their own rules.
Post them on a different site.
I am god
>>714366570
>We had Ben caught by her dad, twice he threatened me but no reprocussion.
Go into detail about this and what you did together.
>We're estranged, past is the past,
How did that happen?
>>714352461
I think I'm best of alone, since I tend to feel very little for my partners wellbeing and have a hard time understanding that the shit I do, have serious consequences to the people around me...
>>714360468
greentext
>>714366700
I know right dude. I thought the same. I have done it already.
>>714366331
Spread pussy so we can see clit?
I'll give you one glimpse into my memory.
You want it?
>>714366455
You are smoking hot, what can you stick in vagoo? Pics plox
Sometimes when I'm having sex with my gf I wish she had a cock and was the one fucking me
I chronically masturbate to pictures of friends i know in real life, even my girlfriend's friend. And my bestfriends girlfriend who has a kid with him. And all the girls I went to highschool with.
>>714366546
Awe :3 Thank you!
>>714366656
Thanks but I wouldn't want my boyfriend to think I'm cheating on him or anything!
>>714367475
Even male friends?
>>714367607
Post more femanon??
I gained access to a fairly well known YouTuber's Facebook account last night and got his dick pics. So that's fun.
>>714367727
Nah, I'm not bisexual or homosexual. All females
>>714352461
I secretly believe any woman that has her hair done up like that is a Fucking slut
>>714367874
Name?
>>714367475
Nudes or like... FB pics?
>>714367018
Make an 8 thread or post on imgur with a caption like "me and my friend" so that their staff think it's just a girl posting herself if anybody does somehow find and report it.
>>714367607
fair enough, but I assure you it would be purely platonic ogling of nudes
but if we're not doing that I'm going to need you to dump your whole collection while we have the chance
>>714367475
Rename the fb pics and post.
>>714367798
Okay, here's one with more of my face in it.
>>714367018
>>714368046
christ just use any /b/ thread about girls, don't be the op, and don't mention who they are. then nobody will know they're not just hot girls except the people in this thread you link over there.
>>714368351
would absolutely wreck that body
>>714358263
That's a shitty situation you're in anon.
I don't love my wife but I'm afraid that if we got a divorce she'd take my kids and move out of state.
>>714359995
And no more opinions. Damn it.
>>714368759
Serves you right for being retarded enough to get married mate.
>>714368909
yeah well at the time...
I went into a long distance relationship with a furfag and a tranny and I dug myself into a real deep shit hole and now I don't know how to end it
>>714369020
I hope you're an MRA now to try to stop more men suffering the same.
>>714368120
My whole collection? I dunno. It doesn't seem right to just dump it all at the end of a thread about secrets...
>>714352461
I have a relationship with an interracial couple where we have threesomes and I have fucked and been fucked up the ass by the man. My gf knows and like when I tell her about it
>>714369048
a gun
>>714356583
Good for you, Junior!
>>714369204
happy to take this where you want to share it fam
imgur? dropbox? another thread?
>>714369390
Would love to kill myself tbh. Don't live in a gun legal country though
>>714365914
how did you steal a laptop?
I think it all started with seeing my parents. .
But it starts with a day care. I'm around 6yo. I attended daily.
I would touch a few of the girls. .when I could get away with it. Playfully of course, never with them fighting back. .
Then a boy cousin. .which continued until him and I touched my female cousin. .three other female cousins I had encounters with as well.
My sister and I became more and more active. Peeking in the shower, dry humping when parents were gone, taking our cloths off and humping. .
In our teens she would beg for it, when I didn't want to she would. . .she got sloppy an got us caught in our teens, we also got caught around 9 or 10yo dry humping.
Around 15 or 16 full penetration, the threat of pregnancy was scary. .we didn't stop. I took her virginity. And several other girls (no family) after her.
I end with this. I still feel Lost. Always Will. I Created Demons so Perverse, it's more than I can comprehend. .or keep up with. .
>>714369737
>I Created Demons so Perverse, it's more than I can comprehend
thats so metal
>>714367525
>:3
Yuck
A year ago I asked my cousin to be friends with benefits and have sex with me. Her brother nearly killed me and my family found out.
>>714365914
how the hell did you make it out of a store with that wouldn't there be security shit all over it? here at places like best buy the display models are even locked with cables bolted to the ground
quit sayin nigger willya
cultural rot u staphylococcus
>>714369737
>My sister and I became more and more active. Peeking in the shower, dry humping when parents were gone, taking our cloths off and humping.
>In our teens she would beg for it, when I didn't want to she would.
I get why you would like it, but why was she so enthusiastic?
What happened when you were caught dry humping or whatever?
Were you the same age as her? And how old were you both when your parents got together and you met for the first time?
>>714370296
>Her brother nearly killed me and my family found out.
What did she say and how did everyone else find out?
Why was her bro so mad anyway?
>>714370680
It was like 2am when I told her. She said "eww" and "i don't love you, no". Afterwards she told her brother and then be told his part of the family and the rest is history
>>714370804
kek'd youre fucked.
>>714370919
It's why I ran from home lmao, haven't talked to any family ever since
>>714370804
>>714371097
Shit. How did it go down?
>>714352461
When this is over, you're going to wish you made better decisions.
>>714369870
Kek.
>>714369737
Family dinners must be awkward.
I killed an innocent man.
I mean, I'm a lawyer and I got this innocent guy executed.
This woman was murdered and her tv stolen. The killer hid the television at his cousins house. The cousin had no idea it was stolen or from a murder. And we knew that. But we decided to try them both. My boss told me 100% that if we push for the death penalty they would plea out, the innocent guy would turn on his killer cousin and all would be good.
Except the killer cousin was very confident and convinced his innocent cousin not to plea out or flip. So I had no choice but to try them both, knowing that I was sending a guy to death for holding a television for a family member.
In the end, they were convicted and eventually executed. And the public believed both were guilty murderers. That's my secret. I'll never forget the look on that poor son of a bitch's face
I drink liquids, and then miterate them back out.
>>714371871
It's no secret prosecutors are trash
>>714371871
>I'll never forget the look on that poor son of a bitch's face
describe? still, he accepted a tv from his cousin despite instead of knowing what the guy was like.
>>714371131
I'll greentext it.
>be me
>visiting cousins on holiday in a different country
>younger female cousin is genuinely hot as fuck
>went to the beach with her and seen her in bikins
>genuinely fapped to thoughts about her in the bathroom while I was there
>she even does housework in really short shorts, ones that highlight her amazing ass
>genuinely would lick her asshole any day
>she wears a shirt and just panties at night time and isn't embarrassed cause her house and whatnot
>genuinely makes me hard as hell all the time
>sneak into her room and steal her panties to fap to often
>genuinely smell so fucking good
>best orgasms in my life
>always carefully replace them where they were
>she never knew a thing
>she was playing Xbox on the sofa
>her back was up and her glorious ass was showing
>snap a bunch of pics for later and cum buckets
>I really want to fuck her
>seriously genuinely need to fuck her insides
>decide fuck it, mayaswell ask
>"Heyyy, you know what friends with benefits are?"
>"y-yeah anon, why do you ask"
>"well you're really sexy and I can see you've been teasing me with your ass so much, would you wanna try?"
>"ew no anon what the hell!?! get away from me I don't like you in that way "
>thiswillendbad.jpg
>next day
>taking a shit
>hear someone furiously coming up the stairs
>suddenly her brother litearlly starts banging the fucking bathroom door and calling my name telling me to get out
>nearly fucking broke the door
>"alright jesus fucking christ calm down I'll be out in a minute"
>wipe and grab the door handle
>timeforworldwar3.png
>open door
>her brother tells me to get in his room
>he shuts the door
>he shouts my head off and says she's like 2 years younger and all that typical shit
>literally sleep on the other side of the room for the rest of summer
>around 2am one night
>"yo you sleeping yet"
>i reply no
>"you know I'll reveal all of this right?"
>tell him to fuck off
>go back to sleep
>summer passes, get back home, rest is history
I convince decent girls in South America that I'm falling for them. They are sweet, hardworking girls who have been working hard and haven't taken the time to really date. They are always tight and passionate. They often have never given blow jobs because they are waiting for until they get married. I meet their parents and shake their hands. I act sweet and bring simple presents. I'm not going to marry any of them, but I have fucked some amazing girls. One of them was so tight I tore the opening of her vagina. I could put my cock in her and barely move it and she would cum over and over.
>>714372692
>>her back was up and her glorious ass was showing
>>snap a bunch of pics for later and cum buckets
You know what's needed of you.
>>714372692
Dude, why the fuck would you do that? You shouldn't even hint at that shit unless you know there is some obvious sexual tension going on.
>>714373061
This was a year ago and the phone those pics were on is long gone, but trust me bro if I had them I wouldn't even be greentexting this and just jacking furiously to her ass
>>714373105
Bruh her ass was out 24/7 and Im 90% sure she was teasing me at points
>>714366511
conquering someone who thinks they might be taller, stronger, etc. a taller bitch you can fight a bit more with in bed.
>>714372692
>>summer passes, get back home, rest is history
But you could have denied it? Made up any old story, said he came on you guy and made this up to cover his ass, just said you don't know what he's talking about, it was a misunderstanding.
Greentext your parents/family's reaction after the summer too.
>>714373370
Thing is my parents are cunts and he's an asslick to them and so is the girl, so I had no chance in persuasion
>>714373370
Also parent's reaction isn't worthy of greentext, it was basically them calling me fucked up in the head and all that shit, then the day after I packed my shit and ran away lol
>>714353316
what could possibly go wrong?
>>714372256
Yea, I had a crisis directly related to that case and other shit. The thing is, we saw the worst of humanity on an hourly basis. We had to be hard. Eventually it all just got to me. I left and became a consultant but I don't look down on the people I used to work with.
>>714372613
The most pure look of disbelief I've ever seen. Like a nuclear bomb went off right in front of his face. We heard "Guilty" and his eyes opened wide like, his shoulders stiffed and bunched up like a frightened cat, his mouth was wide open. And he was frozen, precisely frozen, for the lower bit of a minute.
His cousin wouldn't even look at him. He could not BELIEVE that holding a television was going to get him killed. He looked like he was trying to send his soul up and out of his body
I promise to use condoms, but they all have a slit I pre-cut . When I get it on it splits open and becomes a cockring. Came in every girl I fucked.
>>714366084
how fam? How do you not get caught?
>>714373288
Was she purposefully bending over seductively in front of you in her panties, then straightens herself back out and looks over her shoulder and seductively winks at you? No, she didn't do that. She was lounging around in her panties at home because she doesn't have to worry about men staring at her ass. I'm all for a good wincest story anon, but this shit was just retarded. Not one thing in your story hinted that she was interested in you. I'd like to fuck my cousin as well, and I've seen her in scantily clothing all the time, it doesn't mean that's an invitation for me to ask her to fuck me. If she isn't being painfully obvious that she wants you then don't even bother. And of all the ways to ask her, you asked her in the worst way possible. At least HINT at what you want from her without directly telling her you want to bone her, you need to have an escape plan in case she takes it the wrong way. You didn't think this through at all, you chose to think with your dick and you got what was coming to you.
>>714373776
>He could not BELIEVE that holding a television was going to get him killed.
What a retard, he was on trial, claiming he and <cousin who for all he know was guilty> were innocent, with the threat of the death penalty, and he thought he'd not make a plea or flip on his murderer cousin?
>>714373776
Well I get the messes you deal with. I work trauma. Ex was a forensic psych. Worked with the serious victims I would stitch up. But you are just a nigger to. different gang. I mean I get it. Plenty of wops w bar licenses in my fam. But they keep their hands clean.
>>714352461
I'm a hijabi and I probably shouldn't be using such a lewd website.
>>714366455
Yummy
>>714366331
Your the one that looked posting your own nudes.. keep going Cuz damn
>>714374024
Bruh when she was doing shit like housework and all that crap she seen I was chilling playing vidiya, she bent down and curved her back to show off her ass multiple times. I understand if it was once or twice but she was vacuuming the same spot and bending down like 20 times before she moved on and did the same thing
>>714366833
If you're god, you know many things. What was my favorite TV show as a child?
>>714374024
>I'd like to fuck my cousin as well, and I've seen her in scantily clothing all the time,
post a few stories about that pls.
>>714374818
Many girls flirt the flirt but can't walk the walk. She thought she could tease you and not have to do anything else since you wouldn't dare do anything but watch. Her mistake.
>>714366625
>>714370352
>walk in to store
>grab dewalt snips
> use snips to snip off alert take from laptop bag
>grab laptop
go to food court
>open box put laptop and instruction manuals in laptop bag
>realize i nead accessories
>ask somebody to watch my stuff while i go grab some
>use snips to remove alamers from merch
take back to table in food court
>use snips to open packages
>put all accessories in bag
>realize i need food and booze
>ask the dude to keep watching my stuff
>purchase small bottle of water ask for bag
>after purchasing bottle of water walk through the store and put food and alcohol in bag
>go back to food court
>grab stolen electronics and hoist over shoulder as if its mine
>dispose of packaging in the food court trashcans in case alarm triggers are in packages (it happens)
>walk out front door with booze, food for two days, and free gaming laptop with accessories for $1.39
>realize I lost my sunglasses
>go back in store and ask cashier to watch my stuff behind the register while i pick out sunglasses
>have lady at jewelry counter open sunglass case
>try on pair of sunglasses and say i want them
>pocket pair i really want as she retrieves the box for sunglasses i really want
>tell lady i dont want them anymore
>retrieve stolen shit from cashier
>walk out of store and immediately don newly stole shades
I guess I can't prove any of this. Here is a picture of some stolen stuff. Just be confident.
I live in my mom's basement and make shitty YouTube videos.
>>714375066
If I could I would've grabbed and slapped the hell out of her ass right there, god it was such a nice butt
>>714368816
just dont give up anon. honestly the whole never follow through thing is a sign but shes either wants someone more persistant or she likes the attention you give her. some bitches just love attention
>>714369496
greentext that shit nigga
>>714371097
fuck man thats hard to read
>>714375119
My ex did shit like this, but she did get caught.
>>714375214
How did you get to see her in scanty clothing?
>>714375119
>some fucking moron walks into store
>starts prying at the Kensington with pliers
>walks out
Believable
>>714375119
impressive.
of course a store detective watching your movements could've ended all that
>>714375446
It was summer so it was the season for shorts and shit, she had these really tight, small and really short pink ones, fucking hell it makes me hard at the memory of it
>>714374569
Do you dream about big crusader cock?
>>714372692
>thiswillendbad.jpg
damn... fuck... this... this hurts me inside....
>"yo you sleeping yet"
fuck this guy
i guess its totally your fault
>>714375631
It's ridiculous what's worn these days. I was still basically dressing as a kid when my younger sister had these bright yellow hotpants that were basically panties in a thicker material.
>>714376185
I fucked up but tbh it was worth the risk cause If I got to fuck her it would definitely be the best sex of my life
>>714376253
Tbh i couldn't care less it's just more creep shot and fap material
>>714367607
You already are
>>714376659
Hah, same, even when it's my sis, but still, I don't understand how they do it.
>>714359936
can something like chastity be degrading but not humiliating?
I bought women's panties and wore them on my head as i left the store on a dare, and since then i couldnt get an erection unless I wear panties on my head.
>>714376904
21st century my friend. The world has gone downhill, down a very, very steep hill
>>714375249
But the thing with never following through could stem from her working 2 Jobs, taking 7 classes and dealing with family stuff. So could be neither.
And this answer is more of an Actual "Yes" than an "I'm busy, maybe some other time"
>>714374818
Yeah well some girls just like to show off their body, it doesn't mean they want you to fuck them. Take that shit slow next time, ironically even though most incest stories are fake they're good examples at the beginning of how you should proceed with caution.
>>714375066
>post a few stories about that pls.
I mean it's not like I have some huge glamorous greentext to share. It was pretty casual.
>>714377447
Didn't really take inspiration form incest stories tbh, and I doubt she wanna show off her body in her own house with nobody there
>>714377447
>It was pretty casual.
Girls casually showing skin is my fave kind of story.
When I fuck my girlfriend I think of my dad grandfather and all the great he's done. Then I pretend I am him and that my girlfriend is some whore.
>>714378290
Uh, why? What's the logic here?
>>714378290
>dad grandfather
wut
>>714377630
I was implying she liked showing off her body to you, but that didn't mean she wanted to have sex with you.
>>714377644
It mostly happened back when we were younger because we don't hang out as often anymore as we're both busy with college, but back when we were young teens I spent the night at her place practically all the time. Usually slept in her bed too. Sometimes I'd wake up and she would be changing out of her pajamas and into her shorts while she thought I was asleep and I'd see her in her cute panties. That happened a lot. We were super close back then and we didn't really have any qualms with changing in front of each other so I would see her change from her underwear into a bikini, into a dress, etc. I fucking miss those days man. Honestly she was basically like a sister to me back then and she's most likely the reason i developed an incest fetish. Fuck I miss those days. Slightly unrelated, but I am seeing her at christmas time and it's been a point of contention in my mind to bring up those old memories of us together in the hopes that something will develop, but in reality the chances are very slim.
>>714352461
I hate women.
>>714378429
I wrote granddad but didn't like it, didn't delete it all
>>714377353
right so dont give up...
>>714378371
well it makes me harder you see
>>714379004
I guess I'll just reach out to her at the end of finals, and offer up a day the following week?
I wonder what the chances are of it actually kinda working out. Atleast enough for us to meet up and do something
>>714378659
>Usually slept in her bed too.
And her parents were ok with this?
>Sometimes I'd wake up and she would be changing out of her pajamas and into her shorts while she thought I was asleep and I'd see her in her cute panties. That happened a lot.
From pajama pants to pajama shorts, with panties underneath? What would she wear up top? Did she just wear the pants at the start to keep things modest for her parents?
>We were super close back then and we didn't really have any qualms with changing in front of each other so I would see her change from her underwear into a bikini, into a dress, etc.
So actually naked? Nice. VERY surprised her parents allowed that.
Do mention it. Nothing's going to develop if you don't, 100% chance.
>>714355879
fucking amateurs
>>714352461
I've never told anyone this.
>be me
>be 15, so still doing my fair share of stupid shit
>house has two toilets, one upstairs near bedrooms, one downstairs near living room and garage entrance
>take a huge shit in the downstairs toilet in the morning
>the flush sounds a bit weird, but it seems to have gone down ok
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>go about my regular business until about mid day
>mom leaves to go to the supermarket
>time to fap
>end up fapping in the downstairs bathroom for some reason, dont remember why
>see that my pubes are a bit overgrown
>decide to trim them because it's not the 80s
>trim them over the toilet I had earlier taken a randy marsh tier dump in
>it doesn't flush
>it starts backing up a little bit, nearing the top
>my shitty pube water stew is a few centimeters from overflowing out of the toilet
>literally praying as the water is rising, even though I was pretty much a fedora at the time
>it stops rising
>try to unclog it with a plunger without getting my pube shit soup everywhere
>using the plunger frees some of the shit, making my concoction more viscous, but doesn't unclog the toilet
>get s brilliant idea
>decide to use some leftover low gauge steel wire as a pipe cleaner to break up the shit
>furiously jamming this 3 foot long piece of steel wire deep into the toilet, the water is a solid dark brown now
>it still won't flush
>fuckmylife.png
>mom is going to be home any minute
>get another brilliant idea
>I'll transport my shit pube stew to the upstairs toilet
>decide to transport my concoction in little papper Dixie cups because using a dish we eat out of would be fucking disgusting
>I'm walking up my stairs carrying two little Dixie cups full of shit pube chowder a time, make atleast 10 trips
>Flush away the evidence of my crime
>hide the shitwire in a Walmart bar in the garage to be disposed of later
>Hear the garage open not 30 seconds after
>still to this day check toilet function before trimming pubes.
>>714379040
But why? What did he do, why whores, and why imagine her as one?
>>714355524
are you done? going for a baker's dozen?
>are you behind 7 proxies?
>>714356583
underage and b&
>>714352461
I'm a Nazi
>>714355663
absolute "no", especially in your hands
>>714355980
Michael Jackson, you're lying. Your'e dead.
>>714376547
instead of flirting with her to get her wet with anticipation you just said "hey wanna fuck". if some dude walked up and did the same to you do you think you'd say yes? no. fuck no. because you're family or not gay. same difference, you're not the right type.
if, instead, you were supportive and confident and charming, told her that you'd be lucky to have a girl half as attractive as her (plant the idea) then you could have gotten her wasted (nurture and treasure the relationship) and at the very least slapped the shit out of her ass before sending her off to bed to sleep of the alcohol, knowing that if her next bf wasn't as half as good as you, then she wouldn't put up with them.
that way, when she does come home from her failed date she might just go out with you for more booze and adventures, instead. and then, after warming her up with machismo and dazzling her with fun, you might have just had a romp.
that's a lot of time and effort to just get some sex anon, but there were far more virtuous paths that you could have taken.
All ive wanted most of my life is a child and im great with kids. But Im low on eggs now and im deeply afraid of not being able to have a child. I have no friends or social skills. So no BF. I'm an off and on NEET and my only friend lives 4 states away. Secret is: I honestly think about asking to have a child with him when he visits because im desprate and hes the only person i can have a successful conversation with. It isnt a good idea, i want my child to have a consistent father. But any day could be my last fertile one.
>>714355980
>>714356328
Sad. How did you end up feeling rejected/lost? And how does reliving/re-experiencing love and childhood that way feel?
>>714380138
how old are you?
>>714380138
meet guys? get ivf?
>It isnt a good idea, i want my child to have a consistent father
who cares about that? i didn't have one and ended up fine, apart from being a tranny.
>>714379545
why didnt you use the sink? didn't it smell awful in the house after that?
>>714379289
>And her parents were ok with this?
I probably should have given more details. It's not like wincest stories where we get in bed and spoon at night (however she DID occasionally back up into me at night and we'd snuggle, and that's the biggest reason I believe something could happen), she had a huge ass bed and 9/10 times I would sleep on one side facing the wall and she would sleep on the complete opposite side. We had done that since we were kids so yeah, both our parents were fine with it because in their minds it was just a normal thing for us.
>From pajama pants to pajama shorts, with panties underneath? What would she wear up top?
It was usually from her pajama pants into some sort of jean shorts/other leggings. But I'd get to see her tiny booty when she changed and it was great. She usually just wore a plain t-shirt to bed, a few times she just wore her bra but that was very rare.
>Did she just wear the pants at the start to keep things modest for her parents?
I think I'm sending the wrong signal here. There was nothing sexual at all going on between us back then, she wasn't hiding anything from her parents, she just wore pajama pants simply because it's what she liked to wear to bed. Nothing sexual has happened between, and that's why I'm really hoping to change that, even though we're older now.
>So actually naked? Nice. VERY surprised her parents allowed that.
Her parents are chill as fuck to be honest. Again, they just thought we were two innocent cousins (which is true) and they didn't see anything wrong with us changing near each other because it was normal since we were little. I don't think my parents ever knew we basically saw each other naked. They're super religious and would probably freak the fuck out if they knew my 14 y.o. teenage mind was seeing a naked girl.
Again, just to reiterate, we WERE completely innocent then. Besides the couple of times she backed her booty into me and we snuggled, nothing else happened.
I've been stealing stuff off boats in the local marinas for years now. Mostly GPS units, Laptops, even took a brand new outboard motor off one once.
Started off as a thing I did just to get cash when I was broke, but once I got into it, it's so easy and the resell for the stuff pulls in anywhere from a grand to 3 every month.
>>714379545
10/10 - Would kek again.
>>714359995
Youre defintely safe...but you can always test the waters by checking if your being friendzone...
>>714379560
he helped win the space race, and was a
gunner on the ship that got more confirmed
naval kills than any other in history, among
other things. and who doesn't like whores
>>714380476
Anything in particular makes you think that I am safe?
>>714356583
get off the internet you fucking child.
>>714380244
19. 20 next month.
>>714380310
My goal is to have a child, not really have sex and party. So finding a guy thats on board with that is difficult. Plus everyone my age isnt really thinking about a family.
I never knew my father and am pretty decent in everything but social skills. I dont really think about it. But i think a child deserves two loving parents, If possible.
>>714379716
Sure.....
>>714380335
The shit/pube soup could have easily clogged the pipes and it would have smelled awful. I sprayed some fabreeze after, so the house smelled fine.
>>714359302
I have developed a close relationship with my daughter. She loves it when I rub on her. last month we got drunk together and I ate her out.
>>714371871
>>714372256
>>714373776
>It's no secret prosecutors are trash
yeah, no kidding. A lot of prosecutors in America leave a trail of destruction and human misery more extensive than the average serial killer over the course of their career. Think about how many cases a prosecutor handles during his working lifetime. Hundreds, probably thousands.
This guy >>714373776 isn't the only one to have a crisis of conscience. Plenty of former prosecutors have come out and said that many prosecutors do not give a single fuck if the person they're prosecuting is guilty or not. They only care about scoring wins to advance their careers. And that has become the workplace culture, so even the ones who aren't sociopaths get sucked in and lose all sense of perspective.
>>714372915
Elaborate. Why where you in south america?
>>714380863
if you're only 20 then why the fuck would you be low on eggs?
>>714365914
What store is this???
I like to hurt things, but everyone things i'm a great person
>>714380152
i was a nerdy kid got viciously bullied at school. administration did little to stop it, often looking the other way or making empty threats to the kids or parents. teachers were the only ones who gave a damn. killed my confidence and made me a deeply cynical person with a chemical imbalance to boot.
>>714380863
Why are you so low on eggs at that age?
>My goal is to have a child, not really have sex and party.
If you want a guy willing to be a dedicated father you still need to meet guys. Just not ones at parties and clubs.
I met my girlfriend canvassing for Gary Johnson and we're both serious and not into the party scene.
>I never knew my father and am pretty decent in everything but social skills. I dont really think about it.
Still sad.
Sti
>>714381513
pic unrelated btw
i like to watch Dance Moms
>>714381588
>Aleppo man
>>714381687
What a fucking secret mate
>>714358514
raw dogging meth addicted whores
>great life decision
inb4 moral blah hurr dah durr. I do whores all the time myself. I stay with the asians since they're a lot less likely to be drug addicts. yeah, I've barebacked a few I trust in a moment of weakness, but I sure as fuck don't target desparate meth whores for raw.
>>714381687
>>714381264
Ovaries are fucked up. So much so if i tried to have a kid i dont even know if i could.
>>714381588
>Why are you so low on eggs at that age?
^^^^
>If you want a guy willing to be a dedicated father you still need to meet guys. Just not ones at parties and clubs.
Hoping i dont seem extreamly autistic when i talk to someone whos interested. I need to get out more, honestly.
>>714380348
>It was usually from her pajama pants into some sort of jean shorts/other leggings.
>I think I'm sending the wrong signal here. There was nothing sexual at all going on between us back then, she wasn't hiding anything from her parents, she just wore pajama pants simply because it's what she liked to wear to bed.
I misunderstood, I thought she waited till you were asleep then changed into something else to sleep in. Not that she was just getting dressed as normal in the morning.
Shame she slept in panties as well as pj shorts or you could have literally seen her fully naked as she was dressing instead of just near naked.
Did you at least get to see tit?
A few months ago I carved the word cunt into my thigh with a rusty carpenters blade. It hadn't been used in months and it was so dull I had to push really hard
>>714382008
im fine with that, i like their food and 12yo girls, win win!
>>714382242
forgot image
>>714381829
IKR, I wish Austin Petersen had been picked. Maybe in 2020...
>>714382066
>Hoping i dont seem extreamly autistic when i talk to someone whos interested. I need to get out more, honestly.
That's why you need to meet someone into the same things as you, like me and my gf.
>>714366455
sexy as fuck lips
>would fuck your mouth hard and deep until I came straight down your throat
>>714368351
dem lips, baby
>>714382007
Yeah raw dogging meth heads is asking for AT LEAST HPV. Herps and aids ain't no joke either...
>>714380863
get some eggs frozen bro, backup plan.
I've known girls in the same situation as you - it feels urgent because of low eggs or ovarian cysts or a partner with some serious medical condition or whatever. You feel like you need to take the chance now.
The ones that had kids all regret it, the ones that didn't are mixed - some have managed to have kids in their 30s. some are childless, but largely because they haven't found someone to settle down with.
as a general rule, don't have kids because you're scared or desperate. Nobody wins there.
>>714382137
Not very often, but I did see them back then. Her breasts filled out VERY nicely over the last few years and this summer I was obsessed and had to seem them. Set up a spy cam and caught her 19 y.o. tits, fapped for fucking weeks (pic related). I can only hope that I see them with my very eyes, but it's probably not likely.
I'm fat.
>>714352461
i tell people i live in copenhagen when i dont. i have no reason to nor have i ever been there
Im fucking this 29yo femped who has been hooking me up with threesomes for the past 4 months. She has two lined up for this weekend and I'll report back how it goes.
bmp
>>714382623
nice tits. more please.
>>714383119
Femped?
>>714375184
What's your YouTube channel, anon? I want to see how cancerous your content is.
>>714381061
>details sorely lacking for an intimate relationship
sure anon, we all believe you
>>714382066
What state you from my fellow autistic anon?
>>714352461
I let a dog lick my schlong once.
>>714365390
Kik: fatcockcoach
>>714384508
From illinois
Not there currently but close by
>>714365390
Kik: fatcockcoach.
>>714382623
>Set up a spy cam
I can get longing for a relationship with her, but I'd feel so guilty about doing this to my sister, even though she's hot as fuck.
And it's a secret you'd have to keep forever. Even if something does develop, you still can't admit it, unlike having liked her or fapped to her.
>>714384646
You can become amish. Those folks marry early and have children early also. Win- win.
>>714365475
full body?
>>714358514
You're not scared of the HIV?
>>714352461
When I was a baby/toddler and started teething, my parents decided not to get me a proper teething ring for whatever reason. Instead they gave a dog toy to chew on. It squeaked.
I'm 24 years old and to this day I become irrationally happy when I squeeze a squeaky toy.
>>714382066
How old are you? If you're hot you have more choices of finding a great partner, since you get more men interested in that young pussy
>>714385183
A man cannot fear catching a disease he already has.
>>714384948
To be honest I do feel guilty about recording her, it's a bad habit and Im not proud of it but I was so fucking horny. If a relationship ever did somehow happen, I'd definitely stop and delete all I have of her. I really only did it because I figured I'll probably never get to see her body under normal circumstances again.
I'm drunk. I failed 3 of my finals. and I'm in love with my friend I'm having sex with who is leaving is less then 6 months
>>714385396
>If a relationship ever did somehow happen, I'd definitely stop and delete all I have of her.
Well don't go too far! The guilt and the secret exist now, deleting them won't solve that. Just zip them if you need to keep them hidden on your computer.
>>714385314
Fawk. On my stag I tried to bang a black escort with a rubber on. I'm fuckin scared I got the HIV now and I think I passed to my fiance!. Did'nt even nut cause I was whiskeyed out. Way to scary.
>>714352461
As a kid i had a fuck ton of lice didnt bother me much but recently i found a couple in my hair and i am fucking disgusted i wash my hair every morning just took a shower i still dont feel clean
>>714385595
Thanks, I already have them hidden. Just saying I'd remove them if I could get with her.
>>714352461
What the actual fuck already. Has this thread been alive for like a week now? Or is some faggot just posting this exact same picture/text every fucking hour. Fuck off with this thread already. You 15 year olds need to stop spamming the same 5 posts 24/7. Thank you and have a good day m'ladies.
>>714386249
No need for that as long as she can't find them.
>>714386488
>Or is some faggot just posting this exact same picture/text every fucking hour
been going on for a year now fam, good of you to finally drop by
>>714386518
Better safe than sorry amirite?
>>714387832
>>714387832
>I blackmail a longtime "friend" to get hardcore videos of her with her bf. She tell me constantly to stop, but I do it anyways, I think she actually like it.
>I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was 14 yr and she was 17 yr, she had a perfect body and was really stupid, so I could get my way with her without problems, we fucked like rabbits for 2 years until she fucked my father and my mother kicked her out of the house when she found out.
>I'm a waste of air, a neet that doesn't have any reason to live and doesn't want to find one, thats why I got stucked 6 years ago.
>I'm 25 and never got a job or had worked.
>My mom is too good for me, she really wants me to do something with my life, but I can't do it, I don't want anything in my life, I don't have ambitions.
>I got absolutely nervous and start to shake everytime someone needs something from me, help, anything, especially if it's a stranger.
>Last time I fucked was with a korean friend, ugly as fuck, she threw up over me when she was sucking my dick, after that I tried to lick her pussy to see that it was full of green strange and rotten-like dirt, I stopped her and didn't do it again since that.
>I get sickly worry when one of my cats is missing, he usually go away for a day or two, but I hate that and can't think straight when he does that.
>I like to steal nudes of my friend's gf/exgf.
>I like to get nudes of girls I know and share them with strangers with all the personal info about them.
