Waifu claiming thread
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>>714346437
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Random Fact: Chen always wins arguments
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I need a wand and cape
I need a-LICE2
>>714363069
Chen is hot
>he's so mad his internet bully is interrupting his autistic anime role play and isn't a fat virgin like he is that he says everything is photoshopped
My sides, I'm not getting out of bed to grab a pen and paper because you're too ugly and lonely to realize people actually have relationships, nor am I gonna send my gf to do that. I'd rather keep you having an autistic spasm so your mom has to keep coming down to the basement to change you're size 55 adult diaper you man baby
Sameji claim'd
![228439_1240949329138_full[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkRoqxM.jpg "228439_1240949329138_full[2].jpg")
>>714363096
Is that the name of an anti lice shampoo?
>>714363185
>>714362200
>4 speed auto
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking wreck his shit hard mang!
>>714363191
N-no, it's a wonderful person who I love.
Alice2.
>>714362167 (Haruhi)
No one can say you weren't loyal, that's for sure. Glad to hear it's going alright overall though.
>>714362339 (doggo)
A lot of people just do it wrong- make millions? Spend it and still be living paycheck to paycheck.
>>714362457 (Yui)
This seems to be the time of year everyone lands in a rut. Then again, inspiration always comes from unexpected sources too.
>>714363245
![Guren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AuRFnO.jpg "Guren[1].jpg")
Claim
>>714363073
*waves at the beautiful waifu*
>>714362980
good to hear, you'll know where to find me
>>714361960
Yep, now just to work through the next 14 ish hours. And whatever comes after that. Things good by you?
Saratoga claim
>>714363284
>person
No that's a cartoon character that wouldn't want anything to do with your ugly ass or your roach infested basement if it were real you autist
>>714363173
That's nice but who are you quoting
>>714363365
*waves back*
Glad to hear your exam went well
>>714363383
I still need to come up with a name for you
>>714363442
Ultimate damage control: the post
>he doesn't understand greentext
MAKI IS MINE AND MINE ALONE
>>714363440
Alice 2 runs a thread you retard
>>714363245
that's the plan, i could do it with my winter setup
>>714363440
Alice2 is a person who uses that anime picture as their avatar when avatarfagging
Lurk moar
Rumia claimed
Show your holiday spirit, anons!
>>714363532
A genuine question is damage control?
>thats nice but who are you quoting
Did I do that right?
>>714363440
I'm talking about the person who IS Alice2.
They're lovely.
>>714363513
Sabertoga seems like the common one
![Georgette_fotos[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hIpdd1Z.png "Georgette_fotos[1].png")
>>714363291
Yeah no kidding. I stopped living paychek to paycheck when I started making more than 20k a year a few years ago. That's why I can take a year off of work to try business ventures or get reeducated in a different field.
I feel happy living on 30k a year. There's not much to spend on that interest me honestly. Cars are just tools, electronics are meh, not interested in women, don't like going out to expensive restaurants, etc. My house is already perfect although I'd love to own instead of rent. That's the only thing I would really change.
I can't even fathom what I'd do with a million dollars. Probably open up a ton of businesses that complemented each other.
>>714363726
FUCK that's genius
![Guren[37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iywju5G.jpg "Guren[37].jpg")
>>714363612
It's that time already huh?
>>714363546
>>714363558
So admitting it's a fat man child pretending to be a cartoon character makes it any less cringey right? You guys really are the saddest/ worst internet community imaginable. I hope your moms find your fat bloated corpse collapsed in a puddle of overdose vomit on the floor of your basement. If there's even a spot left that isn't already occupied by piss jugs
>>714363173
You're obviously lonely enough that you care about your reputation online. You're a disappointment. Also your assuming things again.
You also sound like a broken record
MIIA
>>714363869
Again, he's not from our community retard. What part of
>he runs a thread
wasn't clear
Mine
>>714363612
It's December 6th
Fuck off.
>>714363985
He runs a thread inhabited by a community of overweight virgins who have settled for a Chinese drawing after years of rejection. Nice damage control tho I'll give it to you
>>714363961
RACHNERA ARACHNERA
>>714363869
Honestly your pretty cringey. I'm married and I don't even have a basement in Florida, lol.
QOTT: new years resolution?
I wanna make friends and maybe ask out my coworker I have a crush on to scones :o
>>714364170
She won't say yes if she knows you like anime
>>714364116
There are people from here who frequent it, but it is its own community.
I'd link it but he isn't running one
>>714364116
It's actually a girl with a vagina
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395116-830-463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vm7Sc2m.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395116-830-463[1].jpg")
>>714364170
My new year's resolution is money. Always money. Money is everything.
>>714364116
He doesn't run a waifu thread. He just runs a circlejerk.
There's a difference, you know.
>>714363349
Hey there fellow ISer!
>>714363365
Yep, spent most of the day preparing paperwork and such to give interviews all day tomorrow, only two will make the cut. Usually all day interviews yields a golden moment or two, along with someone who crash and burns unfortunately.
>>714363731
I was able to pull out of that when I was in the 30K range to finish off almost all my debt, but now that I make much more I just stash the hell out of it and invest. Aside from that, we budget and live modestly. Health emergencies, large home/car expenses just bounce off harmlessly. One signature and the worry is gone while the pros handle it. Keep doing your thing and you'll be the one popping in to laugh at others while you do whatever the hell you want...I feel like we may have had this conversation before.
>>714364170
To make real life friends
>defending your cringe thread this hard
>>714364303
>waifuthread
>not a circlejerk
Anon, please. I'm dying over here.
>>714364228
but she likes anime :o
>>714364265
I thought you didn't want a million dollars
>>714364395
I'd be your friend
good luck to both of us!
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
>>714364228
Anime isn't an immediate turn off, you know. This girl I'm going to ask out speaks some Japanese and she watches anime. I've also asked my asian friend (she's a "weeb" but she's korean) to marry me in Japanese, as a joke of course.
>>714364523
>to marry in japanese
>as s a joke of course
>>714364480
>>714364523
Kek, okay kids. Whatever separates you from the barel of your dads hand gun
>>714363440
>not knowing Alice2 is one of the most famous people on /b/
I cringed pretty hard by this post...
>>714364469
>reading comprehension
Jesus christ. You need to go back to school.
Of course /waifu/ is a circle jerk. But Alice2's circlejerk isn't a waifu claiming thread.
All waifu threads are circlejerks but not all circlejerks are waifu threads
>>714364686
>spending all day on 4chan to even know this kind of shit
I cringed pretty hard at this post
>>714364743
There's not many other circlejerks that don't take place here.
>my dogs face when he's had more sex than all of you combined
>>714364628
So what? We're close friends. I actually speak the language as my mother is Japanese.
>>714364631
Well the thing that separates me from the "barel" of my dad's handgun is the fact he didntw own one and the fact he died
![georgette[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hmHpPbx.jpg "georgette[2].jpg")
>>714364362
>I was able to pull out of that when I was in the 30K range to finish off almost all my debt, but now that I make much more I just stash the hell out of it and invest. Aside from that, we budget and live modestly. Health emergencies, large home/car expenses just bounce off harmlessly.
Yeah, I'm thinking of going to Canada, but if money permits I'll just stay in the US and pay off my debts. Although I really disagree with Obamacare and I don't see myself staying in a country that requires self-employed people to pay a tax for not having health insurance. A real inconvenience of a law.
Funny how you said that about car/medical expenses bouncing harmlessly. I had to repair my car for $500 a while back and I didn't even remember it. When i was in my late teens, something like that would have completely destroyed me. And my golden god a cut on her leg and I took her to the vet, over $200. Again, didn't even remember it.
>One signature and the worry is gone while the pros handle it. Keep doing your thing and you'll be the one popping in to laugh at others while you do whatever the hell you want...I feel like we may have had this conversation before.
I don't remember talking to you about it. Maybe someone else? But yeah I am definitely getting there. And retirement by age 30 seems like a very real possibility if I play my cards right.
>>714364480
Money is always good. Most people see money as a resource, but I see it as time bought with my dogs. Every hour with my dogs costs me x amount of dollars. If I have enough money I can spend way more hours with my dogs than I would have to at some millionaire's company. That's the way I see it. Certainly wouldn't mind a million dollars. If I came across that kind of money I would never work again. Again, I'd probably still live on 30k a year or so. Maybe move to canada, start some businesses, and take more vacations with my dogs, so 50k a year, but that's about it.
![1288040_1381018787055_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LXcbfkB.jpg "1288040_1381018787055_full[1].jpg")
>>714365017
You must have a lot of sex with him.
>>714364801
I wish I could spend all day here...
>>714363961
>>714364131
monster girls are best girls :3
>>714365017
Unlike your dog we aren't inbred freaks of natures made to amuse humans.
>>714365024
You don't tell your best friend you want to marry her as a joke.
LOOOOOOL
>>714365092
Hello doge
>pets
Cancer Alice2 Autism Virgin Cringe Waifu Circlejerk Thread Anime Chinese Cartoon Roleplay Fat Adult Diaper Manbaby
>>714365148
It was a racist joke. I was pretending that I thought she was japanese. It's called a prank. Look it up, pal
fan-bloody-tastic we're here again
カラミチーマス
>>714365279
You rang
>>714365279
Poor Shiro
Only 14 and already a forever virgin
My face when my dog has had more sex than you faggots by busting nuts in the neigborhood dogs during his afternoon walks than you socially retarded virgins will ever get over the course of your pathetic lives
>>714365318
>it's called a prank
>I was pretending that I thought she was japanese
The fuck am I reading?
![giphy[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7Ai4TWe.gif "giphy[2].gif")
>>714365194
Well hello there. Hope you are having a fine evening.
I'm chilling with my dogs right now. Just ate more of that delicious dumpster food from yesterday. Feel great.
>>714365458
>in the neighborhood dogs
Afraid to admit you're the bottom in the relationship?
>>714365458
At least I have testicles lol
>>714365458
rape doesn't count
>>714365318
>he realized how cringey and retarded his post was
>he tries to cover it up with this Autism
Kek
>>714365575
D-dumpster food??
And what kind of dogs do you have?
>>714365436
>
Eh, it's whatever. I'm fine with what I have.
I think this looks cool
>>714365598
>he busts nuts
>no testicles
Come on kid
>>714365614
They are dogs. I let him fuck the neighbors dogs because it's hilarious.
>>714365675
I thought you said you aren't going to insult autistic people anymore because you were around one
![jenny-short-skirt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NLVmwyL.jpg "jenny-short-skirt[1].jpg")
>>714365695
Yes, dumpster diving is a hobby of mine.
Golden retreiver
German shepherd
Husky
Standard poodle
>>714365832
Yeah but then I realized this is another kind entirely
>>714365828
>not spaying or neutering your animals
>>714364362
For some reason, today feels like a Thursday. Can't tell why, really.
>>714365836
>golden retriever
Yeah your dog is gonna get cancer
>>714365982
>not letting your dog fuck the neigborhood dogs and get them pregnant so they can sell the puppies in the Walmart parking lot
I love living in Louisiana
>IMPLYING I CARE ABOUT THIS THREAD BEING CANCEROUS
fam I am cancerous
>>714366139
>not letting your dog fuck the neigborhood dogs and get them pregnant so they can sell the puppies in the Walmart parking lot
I love living under sea level*
FIFY
Naruse
Claimed
I wonder what'll happen to all these upside down 9's??
>>714366666
Cirno claimu
>>714364170
Lose another 25 pounds, GF
>tfw almost at my goal of 15% bf before the year is over
>>714364362
absolutely brilliant
>>714364395
Damn kid you always depress me with this stuff.
Speaking of which, has anyone seen Karen? I saw her on right before I logged in around 6:30 this morning, but I wasn't even awake at that point. Someone mind saying hi to her for me?
>>714366333
At least trips.
>>714366266
I use to live in one of the most ghetto areas of the state. Boothville. Completely fucked and destroyed by Katrina, I'll give you that. The area I live at now, the most that happened to them was the power went out during Katrina. Sea level doesn't affect me up here.
>>714365836
Wait whoa... wtf? In that pic, is the dog actually getting off???
Girl looks shocked
![d41a4d7c57881b3b3fd0b92251cedf17[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/j0QsH6R.png "d41a4d7c57881b3b3fd0b92251cedf17[2].png")
>>714366039
She doesn't eat kibble so that seems pretty unlikely.
Kibble is what causes cancer in most dogs.
Dogs that eat meat don't get cancer nearly as often as the ones who eat kibble or commercial wet dog food.
>>714365982
Pretty important not to if you intend to have orgies with them.
>>714366333
>trips calling quints
nice
>>714366333
A FULL HOUSE!
>>714366425
Well, it's a start.
>>714366333
A for effort and trips
>>714366555
>>714366515
We must keep trying
>>714366555
>>714366490
yo is this just gonna be the quints get thread now?
>>714366666
Oh, there they are!
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AKrq4cH.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395113-830-463[1].jpg")
>>714366454
Lol no, she's exercising. But Disney put plenty of subliminal sexual messages in their cartoons with all kinds of female animals.
>>714365575
Like here where she's playing with her 'boobs'.
>>714366465
Oh it's dog anon again. Hi there!
>>714366533
A qt
>>714366621
quints
are
here
>>714366666
>>714366667
>off by 1
>>714366667
fucking shiiiiiiit man......
>>714366667
Rip beyond saving
>>714366777
>trying to get
Cringe
>>714366667
AHHHH
SO GODDAM CLOSE
>>714366777
Again!
>>714362824
i dont understand what the point of these threads is, what claim can you possibly lay on a fictitious character? seriously i really want to know what you people get out of this, what do these threads do for you?
Dubs and your waifus get raped by animals
>>714366667
>>714366828
dubs and you suck off a cock
>>714366889
FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
>>714366705
a fran
>>714364170
Up my cooking game even more and hit the weights harder.
>>714365039
It was a while back, but talking about money, Canada, and business ventures rang the bell for me. Either way, you got yourself in the right frame of mind to build some wealth. It'll really pile up if you don't let lifestyle creep take over when you make more money.
>>714366010
Heh, same for me. I wouldn't mind if it was already Thursday.
>>714366421
Nice man, keep working at it and don't be afraid to push your limits there. Most of the time what you think is one is just a plateau.
Dubs and your waifus come to life and reject you like the fat autists you are
>>714366999
>>714366999
9`
>>714366889
Stop trying to live up to the Cirno GET fairy meme
Its cringey. It's what makes cirnoposters look autistic.
Plus you don't even use EYE or anything
>>714366667
man im so sorry
Claimed
>>714366973
Dubs and our waifus come to life and marry us
Singles and you waifus come to life and laugh at you for being a fag man child jacking off to them in your moms roach infested basement
>>714367088
Of course the one time I actually get dubs
>>714367025
That might've been it, tbh...
I've only ever GOT when I tried to STRONGET!
>>714367088
Top fucking kek
>>714367088
>>714367088
>>714367081
ha neither and we still live in sadness
>>714367444
they look like 9's...
Singles and you fat fucks get real girlfriends instead of cartoons/ body pillows
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>714365827
I think so too.
![Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395179-830-463[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I6h4T9Z.jpg "Georgette-oliver-and-companys-georgette-29395179-830-463[1].jpg")
>>714367481
Wonder what's with the picture lol. Maybe the web address changed.
>>714367485
lol fuck off faggit
>>714367485
Singles and you have to fuck your dog.
>>714367485
oh no not real girlfriends no
CIRNO IS MY WAIFU
EYE SHALL PROVE IT WITH MY GET
EYE AM THE TRUE CIRNO CLAIMER
EYE AM NOT A BAKA
EYE AM THE STRONGEST
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HvUKzWr.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>714366705
Hey buddy. It seems like the regulars are just trickling in.
>>714366827
Just chatting with pictures basically. Like in the old AOL chatrooms of the early 2000s.
>>714366941
Thanks I appreciate that.
Yeah, it actually took me a long time to become this frugal. I used to look down on dumpster diving for example. Needless to say, after getting thousands of dollars a week in terms of value from it on a consistent basis, I no longer look down on it.
It's like going from lower middle, to solid middle class without any work. It's really quite amazing how people throw out very valuable stuff.
I still have to become a nurse or something. I don't want to work, but being able to work as a phone nurse from home seems like a good investment right now. Only a year of education, and I have the money to not have to work while I'm studying.
Just slowly getting there. Retirement by 30 if all goes well. I really hope so.
My dog walking business is going VERY well. Too many customers, not enough employees. Sadly cannot find more than 2 trustworthy employees to trust the business to. A real shame it can't grow because of lack of trusting people.
>>714367088
Lol
>>714367485
Thanks man!
Finally I get a girlfriend
Is it a hot girlfriend?
>>714367780
You can't steal my Cirno from me.
Fuck you, you baka~...
But I saved that pic.
>>714367999
STRONGEST STRONGET!!!
>>714365836
>>714366454
CANNOT UNSEE
>>714365836
Those are a lot of big dogs. Is it hard work caring for them or do they obey you completely?
>>714368000
fuck, for real?
but uh... I'll take it...
>>714368077
ooo dubs responding to trips.
neat
CIRNO IS MINE
EYE AM THE STRONGEST
Baka posting is fun
who's the goiym claiming to be smashing his doggos?
>>714368000
Still win
>>714368111
I can't tell who's worse. The shit poster or the people who always reply to him
"EYE AM NOT A CROOK"
-RICHARD NIXON
>>714368166
Are you the merchant hiding in disguise?
post dick in dogs asshole or it never happened!
>>714366421
I was trying to say it in a positive way
You've helped really helped me
>>714368000
check'd
>>714368288
Post noose around neck
>>714367088
So close to finally being able to hold my waifu.
Im home, what I miss?
>>714368279
no m8
I'm the leek in disguise
>>714368375
not until dick in dog butthole
>>714368146
>>714368159
>>714368266
I'd like to know your sources.
Those are actually pics I didn't have (or don't think I did. Can't be sure among my lots)
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fdx98us.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>714368039
A good thing to be unable to unsee. Makes the picture way better if you ask me.
They are a lot of work, but they generally obey me. But my poodle is very independent. My golden is most clingy.
It's a lot of physical work, taking them outside constantly, training, walks, etc. Also requires a lot of mental work, like keeping them in check, mainly to prevent fights among each other. They are great fun and great to be around.
>>714368288
I don't do anal
A penis goes into a vagina. Species is unimportant.
>these threads
>>714368637
holy shit... please share I need to fap badly
>>714368666
>>714368000
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>714368666
awwww yeah! fuck did I say!?!?!
STRONGET!
Bakas~!
>>714368666
Win
>>714386777
>>714368666
>>714368631
I get most of my content from pixiv
>>714368637
I think you are just autistic as fuck and lying about this shit to a bunch of other lying virgins
>>714368637
yes well penis in vagina then lets go I want pics of your abused dogs
>>714368631
I got mine from Danbooru
>not having over 2k pics
>>714368863
I gotta check there again.
Most of the things I found weren't as good as those
Any specific keywords?
![MTM0NzQ0NzcxMjIxNTU5Nzc0[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/t9dBkQa.gif "MTM0NzQ0NzcxMjIxNTU5Nzc0[1].gif")
>>714368886
Why would I lie about this stuff? Not like I'm claiming to be a millionaire or something. Do I really seem that successful to you?
>>714368903
Most dogs who are forced to eat cancer cereal (kibble) 3 times a day for a decade straight are truly the ones being abused.
>>714369005
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E3%83%81%E3%83%AB%E3%83%8E
Just the Cirno tag, really
How many cirnos are there?
>>714369169
I'm not Cirno anon, I'm just sharing Cirno pics
>>714369131
The only thing you're telling the truth about is that your masturbate to a cartoon dog to compensate for your virginity. The rest is edgy made up bullshit
>>714369161
Hmmm, ok, maybe I just didn't look far enough.
>>714369238
Well, I appreciate them.
I'm saving them, even though I'm the Cirno claimer
Georgette anon's themesong:
Hey dog
(woof-woof)
You wanna lick my balls?
Yeah you do, ah (2x)
Got some Skippy
Rub it on my balls
Smear real good
Feed it to the dogs
You can call it wrong
I don't really give a fuck
I got peanut butter
With extra nuts!
This ain't your usual dog food
Real chunky and nutty
Like squirrel poo
Why waste your money on home brand
When your dog could be licking
These gonads
Yes, so please don't test me
I got canines licking on my testes
I heard dogs like to play with balls
So I let dogs play with my balls!
>>714369326
I'm happy to help!
I usually can't jump into the conversations on /waifu/ so I'm glad I can contribute to your collections, at least.
>>714369131
I just want post pics of fucked dogs. also why not fuck your species?
>>714369349
>tfw not the fucked up fetish guy anymore
wew
>>714369484
>>tfw not the fucked up fetish guy anymore
Back to Discord with you.
New thread!!
>>714369523
Husbando. It's my friend
