Faces of /b/ and rates, round next
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Faces of /b/ and rates, round next
>>714360175
Did you have leukemia anon?
>>714360175
freshly bathed edition
>>714360175
You got some shit on your face OP
>>714360278
You look like James Deen, not the actor
> The rapist pron star
>>714360351
most recent pic of me btw
>>714360529
you skinny fuck gain some god damn weight
Nan is back.
R8 or die
>>714360694
kek
>>714360500
>>714360529
Do you /b/ros even testosterone?
>>714360529
Merlin af
>>714360775
What, like juice?
>>714360730
10/10 would plow into next century
>>714360775
spend all day jerking off sry
Go I hate my nose fuck you all.
Shitty front camera btw.
posting older photo because i look the same anyway
>>714360175
8/10
>>714360278
pls shave that you'd be also 8/10
>>714360500
9/10
>>714360529
7(?)/10 i mean you're self aware but still look like you take care of yourself so maybe 7.5/10
>>714360649
7/10
>>714360730
10/10
>faces of /b/
More like feces of /b/ cuz you look like shit
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)
Children....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).
1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")
2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).
3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?
Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?
I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
...
I mention this specifically for one girl in the last thread. Use your brains my children. Go with God.
>>714360935
ethnicity? and post a non-blurry pic plz
7s all around, y'all some decent looking gents.
>>714360971
Cheer up ya ugly cunt!
>>714360960
flatterd for being 9/10
>>714360971
What are you doing?
can you faggots not shit our board up with your ugly fucking faces? go to /soc/ you fucking camwhores
>>714361216
Would peruse art galleries with
>>714360500
Tom Holland?
>>714361440
not even close
>>714361287
Use. The. Filters.
The mods made filters just for you. Don't let their hard work go to waste.
Yes I know I look like a faggot in this photo, but no I'm not Jewish in any way shape or form. If someone could tell me how i could improved that'd be great >>714361216
Careful I'm seeking attention
>>714361594
>I'm not Jewish in any way shape of form.
That's what a jew would say.
>>714361594
Greek?
>>714360960
You're a dude right?
>>714361544
wut the fuck happened to this place. you faggots would have been eviscerated on the old /b/.
>>714361694
Ay its the gaymur
you played TLOU and Outlast, any other suggestions? Nothing MMORPG-ish
>>714361694
weird mole on your cheek but would definitely have consensual sex in the missionary position with 7/10
>>714361780
>the old /b/
Shut up kid
>>714361141
np famalam
>>714361750
yep
no im close tho. rate pls >>714361705
>>714361873
nigger/10
>>714361845
wew lad this is exactly what >>714361780
is talking about
>>714361594
close your mouth and you might be ok
>>714361780
Faces threads have been around since 2008--most of /b/'s existence, in other words. They are nothing new. They are a part of this board's culture.
Don't like them? Fine--go to a different thread, and generate the kind of content that you think belongs on this board.
>>714361838
you sick fuck
>>714361780
>pic related
>>714361837
I've been looking into another one: The Evil Within. Only checked out some playthroughs on youtube thus far. It doesn't look too bad but I'm a chicken.
>>714361694
>Careful I'm seeking attention
Yeahp. Lucky for you you're surrounded by beta virgins who will lap up your bs. I'm off to bed.
9.2/10 >>714362059
>>714362059
0/10
>>714361594
>>714361694
>>714362087
Simmer down lad. Conversations can be had with humans of the opposite sex too.
>>714361853
>yep
You like the taste of cock?
>>714361873
0/10
im back BABY
>>714362062
Played it, pretty good aesthetic, not exactly a super scary game though
another pic just because
two internets if you guess where I'm from
>>714362187
mebe
>>714362229
nice
>>714362187
yeah
>>714362169
>Conversations
Hahahahahahah
You're pathetic.
>>714362087
I'm a faggot and I like to give pretty girls on the internet a bunch of shit for being girls
>>714360175
Too much eye makeup
5/10
Would not bang
>>714362229
attack of my quads. THE QUADS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
>>714360175
I like your eyes.
>>714362322
>>714362229
>face thread
>posts entire body
>>714362134
>>714362106
Mixed reviews. So far I'm 4.6 as far as averages go
>>714362229
>>714362252
0/10
I rated peepo in the last thread, what do you think I do for a living? Besides making tacos and jumping borders
homosexuality is a sin
>>714361694
Your eyes are too far apart and the face of your face is not asthetically pleasing . Nose is also crookes, but the eyes which are too far apart are what ruin and ugly face further.unfornately for you there is no surgeru to fix this lol. You are a 3/10
>>714360175
ray william johnson?
>>714362288
That looks nice.
>>714362273
I'll rephrase. Have you ever had a boyfriend?
>>714362393
0/10
>>714362424
programmer, 7/10
>>714362389
i told you/ i warned you
>>714362414
>>714362424
0/10
M E M E S
>>714362295
>>714360973
I hope you can read.
ITT: Thirsty motherfuckers
shave your beard and lose 100 pounds. >>714362583
>>714360973
>>714360278
Cute face
Dork hair
7/10
Would put stocking cap on and then bang
hi paul
>>714360175
>>714362404
zero fuck you fuck you
>>714362450
Show your ugly face you stupid bitch what are we gonna rate your subhuman brown eyes? 0/10
>>714362667
nope
>>714360500
Girl?
>>714362244
Apparently it's locked to 30fps though which really sucks. So much potential there.
Hm, might be worth giving it a try if it's not so bad. It definitely differs from the typical horror games I've played.
Mainly waiting for 2017, got a few good releases coming up.
>>714362483
>and the face of your face
I don't even understand this insult.
>>714362687
0/10 you fucking sand nigger pewdipie
>>714362059
10/10.
>>714362702
they're green :(
>>714362687
im fucked either way
>>714362229
face: 0/10
body: 1/10
R8 me
>>714360649
Looks like Billy Zane's shiftless cousin
>>714362841
0/10
pls rate
>>714362414
good lord you are hot
>>714362759
nada
>>714362762
Yup, FPS is shit unless youre a pc gamer..most of the reason I switched to PC
>>714362882
0/10
>>714362943
5.5
>>714362943
0/10
>>714362791
what im white fagget >>714362867
cmon face 0/10 body atleast 7 ........>>714362919
ok finbe for that one
>>714362841
>>714362566
Take off that beard, you're looking like a hobo.
>>714362762
lol wtf you even photoshopped out the mole from your right cheek. original pls
>>714362662
Well yes, but you see, that's taken out of context.
I mean I did say that but you know... obviously there's more to it then that.
Rate me be gentle
>>714363031
is this better cunt
I'm sick of reporting these threads.
you are all 0/10
>>714362958
Fuck you
>>714360730
10/10
Would make macaroni and glitter pictures for her refrigerator
be honest edgy cunt >>714363000
>>714362827
No they arent
>>714363111
lmao went from a 4.5 to a 9
>>714363175
0/10
>>714363113
reporting them for what you raging sperg
>>714363196
ahahah>>714363205
lol
this is fun
>>714362762
Jesus fuck. Don't post this picture ever again. It seriously, legitimately makes you look like you have Treacher-Collins Syndrome. And that makes it harder to finish fapping
>>714360935
What the hell is wrong with your ear?
>>714362762
The eyes which are too far apart make you look like sid from ice age i found your sisters picture actually
>>714362947
I would play it on pc but I'm dealing with a potato. Need to upgrade my CPU and motherboard the most. Got a 4GB graphics card but that doesn't do shit when other parts are holding it back.
>>714363054
That is the original - it was before I learned how to turn off that stupid "beautify" selfie setting. Here is a very shitty and quick front-on view.
>>714363307
>hard to finish fapping
>stops fapping to write this out
>and google treacher-colins syndrome
>>714363258
rule violation 0/10
>>714363297
0/10
>>714363111
Just like i thought, there's no way to make a hobo someone decent
These threads are pure cancer man, websites like 4chan are supposed to keep anonymity not post your damn face on it kinda the complete opposite of the original idea for this site...
>>714362566
Isis/10
>>714363111
1/10 face
9/10 body
Congrats your a 5/10
>>714363424
>>714363432
what about with a shooped beard>>714363462
i know right
>>714363462
okay tough stuff what's my identity
oh wait i'm still anonymous
neat
>>714363100
A E S T H E T I C S
>>714363381
>>714363307
Some say I'm hot, others say I'm far from. I don't get what you're trying to accomplish but it's not working. My face is just ok. And I'm happy with that.
>>714363462
already reported the thread
it's a rule violation for /b anyway
>>714361036
You really need to eat something.
>>714363408
>>714362762
>>714361694
Jesus is getting a little sick of your shit tbh...
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)
Newfags....
If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.
First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).
1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")
2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).
3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?
Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?
I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.
It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.
30. There are no girls on the internet.
31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>714363522
im white for the 2nd time cunts>>714363520
>>714363522
seee
>>714363462
are you retarded? I'll give you $100 if you find my name based on these pics
>>714360649
>>714362252
>>714363696
I don't give a flying fuck.
>>714363613
what rule would that be sweet cheeks
>>714360971
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>714363408
I spent about $1,500 on my PC in total, Ive got the Nvidia Geforce 960 (gonna get a 1080 though) which is going to be kickass
i7 processor, 16 gb ram
Most everything runs at 60fps or more
>>714363590
You asked for opinion faggot and i gave it im not trying to acomplish anything but transfer my opinion of your inbred mongoloid face to you. Now kys with bleach
>>714361216
Will grow up to be middle management and live a life of quiet desperation
>>714362450
You look fine
>>714363750
Quit posting your pic you insecure little cunt
you people are so mean>>714363522
>>714363520
30 y/o
Just solo cut my hair a new style for the first time, any femons advice? shit even fagboys
>>714360175
>looks like when i was using
>>>714360730
>well aged like a white wine
>>714360960
>would go to play with
>>714361694
would play arma with
>>714363646
Eat each other. what multiculturalism has turned you into.
>>714363776
I've spent far more on this pc than that, really depressing. My processor is AMD, big mistake. Getting an i7 asap. nomnomnomnom
>>714363818
>>714363888
If you could stop being so mad about my existence, that would be nice.
R8 or h8
>>714360175
Ive fucked tannys
sup b
>>714363894
not even my final from
>>714363989
>>714360175
Half of you look like shit and i'm sad you try on women.
>>714363919
what product do i use for this wavy ass hair? wax just sticks it together like above
>>714364006
cheerful/10
>>714363968
AMD is absolutely shit, dont even bother with that sorta crap
started playing this too, runs at 120fps on ultra settings
>>714362059
9/10
Would throw you on the couch hehind you and bang senseless
roast me /b/
>>714364011
where did you get that muddd?... whaaaiittt..
Rate my albama rattle snake
No gays dont even look at it you sodomites
>>714364120
its okay
moose
>>714364283
thats poopoo
>>714364283
from the store
>>714364141
Yeah, bought the whole rig as it was with no clue about the difference between AMD and Intel.
120 fps? Fuck me sideways, I don't even get that in shitty ol' WoW anymore. Motherboard and processor here will add up to about $800 though - busy spending that money on my animals atm. 4 fish tanks, 1 turtle tank, dog and cat. Money hogs.
>>714364358
its not you fagget dont even ...
Hey /b how goes?
>>714364490
I can tell by the pixels...
>looking as cuck as ever w/ cuckette
>>714364490
Are you a man a woman? Both? A alien?
>>714363968
>If you could stop being so mad about my existence, that would be nice.
Use that supercomputer in your head to read fucking jesus post. You want attention like a little baby. That's fine if follow the fucking rules. OTHERWISE take your saggy tits with soggy nipples and fuck right off kido!
>>714362229
What is up with your legs? It looks like you have a twenty inch inseam. Are you standing on a bunch of books or something? WTF
>>714364128
yeah i try to be
>>714364284
How can blacks even compete?
9/10
inb4 egoraptor
>>714364421
Its okay, mine started out at about 900$ with the Gefore 745 (absolute shit)
I feel you though, I have a fuckton of animals too- 3 cats, 3 dogs, and 8 chickens, they really are fucking money hogs
>>714364557
Like I said, I'm not allowing my tits and face to be linked. Even with just lips or a shirt included that is easy to do.
I don't give a shit about attention - mainly posted my pic to carry on a conversation with another anon about games. Get over yourself.
>>714364011
wtf dude ahahaha
Fuckboy that likes memes
>>714364588
no my feet are just turned out there
>>714364679
>this is part of the reason I kinda wanted to message you in another way
>>714364284
why you uncircumcised if native to AL?
>>714362252
New Dork City
6/10
Would probably bang if nothing better came along
>>714364719
yea idk its a mud mask i was bored and felt like tarzan
>>714364284
you a spic?
>>714363919
what would you go play with me>>714360960?
>>714360175
>don't look at me
>>714364522
Front facing camera sucks
Actually my whole camera is just shit but I try
>>714364895
ignore the fleshlight in the pic that will be all/
>>714364719
see i was crazy years ago as well
>>714364665
>8 chickens
Dude I used to have 2 hens and a rooster when I was like 8. The rooster would come when I called his name and dance around my feet until I picked him up. He would also kick a soccer ball if I rolled it to him. Had to rehome him due to neighbours complaining though. He was a big rooster, like pic related. Are yours tame?
>>714364808
You'd be mighty disappointed. I'm not very social when it comes to 1 on 1 chats. I get bored or lose my train of thought and end up "ignoring" people very easily.
>>714365004
You remind me of overly attached gf
>>714364679
>I don't give a shit about attention
How deluded are you? You have the mind of a 15yo girl unable to think straight.
>mainly posted my pic to carry on a conversation with another anon about games.
Grow up. You always need to show your titties to "have a conversation"?
>Get over yourself.
I'll tell you what, just don't be a whore and the rule for whore won't apply to you. You posted your pic 3 times. Do you think that's enough yet?
>>714364895
how many times a week do you excersice?
not gay but nice body
>>714365104
>Show your titties
I haven't shown them in any of these threads. Are you retarded?
>>714360175
Ray William Johnson?
Dude wtf, you hit the coke hard.
>>714364846
My family did not fall for the jewish bait and non of the men in my family got kike'd by circumcision
>>714365078
>>714363919
what damn hair is better?
>>714365153
Hahahaha omg! Stop! That was too funny.
You can't actually be that deluded can you? Are you 15?
>>714365076
Very tame, yeah
I only had one rooster, but I used to have about 12, maybe 13 hens- A few of them got sick. Almost lost them recently to a hawk, luckily beat the guy away, I love my hens though..Super super friendly, you can pick them up, pet them, hug on them, they love it
>mighty disappointed
I dont mind, Im the same exact way
>>714365315
you native to 'bama though?
>>714362424
>Hi, I'm Dave with Customer Service...
>>714365140
3 days monday dealift/ overhead press
wed front squats/ pullups
fri glute ham more pullups when i have no time
last year hen i was leaner 165
more shit though usually rows
20y
1,75m
54 Kg
>>714365353
Put a shirt on/10
>>714363989
Interesting...
I've posted only twice in these threads before, but fuck it. This board is going to shit anyways might as well. I took this just now, I'm the tent I lI've in.
>>714365357
Pretty sure your brains fell out the minute you started typing. Just stop friend, it's getting sad.
>>714365373
Oh man that seriously sucks. Awesome about the hens being tame though, they're such funky pets. Mine used to make this noise that really sounded like a laugh.
Meh, if you wanna give me an email or something I can send one through to prove it's me and then go from there.
>>714364895
you shave your armpits?
>>714365450
Dick or gtfo. You are attention whoring.
>>714362573
Rocks out gospel style in Sunday morning choir
>>714362106
>>714362817
>>714364238
>>714364240
Well damn, thanks for the positive feedback. Wasn't expecting that. That's also my bed behind me, not a couch, but again, love the enthusiasm A+
>>714365615
are you Russian?
>>714365450
duh seems difficult next year im going to start any advice?
im weighting 130lbs and 5,9'' so skinny af at the moment
>>714364898
Nope
>>714365382
Yes Auburn checking in
Got a haircut today
>>714364588
It's called squats, brah
>>714364284
age?
>>714365733
Nah 'Merican n proud. In retrospect I typed like English was not my first language
>Select all images with Tea
>>714365632
everything idk why >>714365694
fuck you i have to go to bed anyway
i needed some attention so whaty
get a strength and conditioning coach dont ego lift it will take time
and learn proper form and posture i have >>714365865
thankyou
good night fellow sluts
>>714365623
Hens are great, I name all of my lil hens. The one that survived the hawk attack might be blind in one eye, which is always sad, but i make sure to bring her in and make sure she eats her seed. She makes a huge mess on the floor considering she cant see for fuckall
Yeah go for it
Email is [email protected] m
lowkey scared I'm gonna be spammed
>>714362583
Being chased by an angry bear once a day would do you a world of good.
>>714365955
>>714365758
me at 150
fucking chemistry peace
Be nice.
>Don't be nice.
ufffff
>>714365623
Well it's kinda funny you say that cause since I mentioned it you stopped posting pics, meaning that you did take what I had to say seriously. Observational evidence.
(Inb4 you start postin pics again just to "prove me wrong" KEK!)
>>714365955
i remember when i was a faggot
>>714365955
got kik? how big is the D?
>>714364284
>no gays
just try to stop me from fapping to this pic.
>>714366140
I bet your favorite band is extremely "underground"
>>714364973
Black
Fat
Nerd
No bbc
Anon.... just end it
>>714366342
Do I look like someone who listens to the radio?
>>714364552
Being cuck is the opposite of cool bud.
>>714366209
That's because I gave a pic to the guy I was talking to as proof it was me, no need to post any more on here.
>>714365555
You look like a grade A cuck fat fag
If your goal is too look like a creampie licker you nailed it
>>714366429
No, that just expands my first joke
>>714365704
Slightly deceiving though because I do wear glasses
>>714365957
sent
>>714364284
uhoh, you aren't underage are you?
>>714366531
>Taking myself way too seriously.
Thanks. You triggered me.
>>714366359
Those are characteristics not a r8
>>714365667
10/10 pussy
Would pet repeatedly
>>714366542
Stop replying to yourself we all know your a 3/10 at most and keep same faging you neckbeard nerd 4 eyed virgin
>>714366737
thanks fam!
>>714366663
I bet you have shit taste in music. What's you top 3?
>>714365733
Also German/Polish by ancestry
>>714366195
You got a purty mouth.
9/10
Would bang til you squealed like a pig
>>714364808
Good luck with this one, she's dumb enough anyway.
Ayo ma nigga let muh get a rate ya feelin me no fuck shit
>>714366609
Replied, talk there
>>714366663
Dude I'm really retarded. that original post was meant for >>714366195
Not you
>>714366955
Fleshgod Apocalypse, anything Drum n Bass, Boards of Canada.
Fuck.
