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give me a
>name
>what to say
and if i have a match with that name i will send what you brahs post and post pics
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>>768770320
>Annie
>lemme succ juggies
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>>768770376
and now we wait
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Emily,

Hello,

My usual hooker for today just cancelled and you are way hotter. Let's meet up later and talk.
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Ana, you look like a character in the hentai I'm watching
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>>768770470
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>>768770320
Ana, may I cut your pubes and eat them?
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>i'm excellent, how are you?

beta faggot left on read gj
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>>768770553
>>768770650
soy is yummy, what can i say?
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what do i say to this gook?
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>>768770628
i already sent some shit to ana, so here's dana
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>>768770763
What do you think I'm looking for, bitch?
A dungeon sex slave!!!! Is you retarded?!
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>>768770763
I am a tech millionaire so really someone who will give me blowjobs on demand for me buying them lots of stuff. I think it can be you bby
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>>768770763
>>768770906
i cut your original response down so i'd get a reply. sry anon-kun
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>>768770962
you funny anon
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>>768770320
May I come on your shoes miss?
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heres some more hoes. if yall want to just throw out names, if i have a match w that name i'll send some shit to her
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>>768771226
who do i send it to m8?
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>>768770320
Potential gold thread
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>>768771228
Sky. Can I borrow some of you chin to add to my dick length
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>>768771257
Jesicca
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>>768771285
conversation = saved
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>>768771293
here you go friend
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Charge your phone so thread continues
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weak messages, the responses better be good
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>>768771293
>>768771462
what now perverts?
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>>768771832
post some better ones
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>>768771872
"Wanna go for a drink tonight?"
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Emily.
"Are you okay with me masturbating to your pictures?
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>>768772001
ty
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>>768772033
letting the dog out. keep this shit bumped for like 5 minutes
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bump
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>>768770320
Julia, what are the posibilities of me masturbating you and myself at the same time tonight?
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do you have a mintue for jesus christ?
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open bob
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can i suck your toes
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>>768772298
You are EVERYWHERE !
Thanks now I'm not feeling like I'm gonna fap today
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I’m here to watch don’t mind me
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>>768772059
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"Ive only ever fucked dogs before so im a bit nervous about talking to you"
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>>768772270
this is fucking funny
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>>768772438
this was just a random idea of what to write to them and i´ve never posted this before
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Youre a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death, then play around in your blood
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>>768772605
to who mate?
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>>768771872
Are you a chad anon?
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>>768772598
Skaddeedy doodily baguna bzong
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>>768772298
who do i send it to breh?
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>>768772657
Whichever one
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>>768772676
this was lame but im a man of my word
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>>768772634
By "you" I mean Jesus
Even on 4chan, the worst place on the internet, something make me think of him and then I realize my sin
I'm ok now but a bit salty..
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>>768772598
"Well you can come over, I can arrange the drinks"
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>>768772739
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>>768772677
send it to a new one plz
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>>768772598
Rush B cyka blyat
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>>768772598

"I didn't mean alcohol, I meant a fine glass of my cum"
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>>768772767
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>>768772784
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So many girls but no one replies
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bump
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she said she was here for cute dog pics hence the gay message

>>768773050
such is life my dude
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>>768773125
by dogs I meant black women. Dawgs
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>>768773159
fruedian slip, thought you said men my bad
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code red niggis!!
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>>768773159
>>768773227
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>>768773275
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ABORT!
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>>768773227
lel
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A RESPONSE!!!
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>>768773125
top kek
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>>768773329
"Did you ever feel like something is missing deep inside you?"
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>>768773308
lol pick something different, im not at the point where im sending meemees just yet
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>>768773402
excellent
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>>768773275
Cool. At my place 20.00 tonight?

Hope it's cool if I ask a friend over too, so we can both fuck you at the same time?
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>>768773275
"When does your work finish?"
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>>768773275
YOURE IN OP!! And post a pic of jessica pls
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>>768773275
holy shit. What is wrong with girls nowadays
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>>768773464
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>>768773275
>>768773464
He's a nice guy, but pretty fat though...Hope you don't mind?
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>>768773537
here you go m8

keep this shit bumped i need to brush my teeth lol
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What's your profile text mate?
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>>768773459
I was refering to my dick when I asked if you ever feel like something is missing deep in side you. Because I would really like to brutally fuck your ass.
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>>768773579
send her pic
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>>768773459
when she replies "yes" say "That could be Jesus, who left us all due to being degenerate sex addicted freaks oooor it could be my throbbing 7incher not being inside you right now"
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what do i say now?

>>768773755
just some dumb shit. if you look good in your pics just say something funny and original
>>768773860
already did broski
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>>768773962
>7 incher
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i thought of this one all on my own

>>768773962
i rly hope she replys now ;P
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>>768774081
Well what about friday?

I have my whole weekend off - soooo.

My friend has a 8,4 inch cock...hope that isn't too big you :/?
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is it ok if I impregnate u?
>>768774081
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>>768774205
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>>768774081
Well, when are you free? I want you to really worship my cock. I need a cock sucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock
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>>768773962
slightly edited
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>>768774275
Can you handle 8 inches phat?
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>>768774275
Post a link to this board
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>>768774394
rule number 1 friendo
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>>768774350
>slightly edited

Just for the lulz or is yours really 4"? If yes, pic related
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>>768774456
both ;p
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>>768774410
Jesicca
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