Hey /b/ros
Suicide thread
Trying to hang myself but can't really find somewhere that can hold the weight.
Pic is of boiler cupboard, I thought I could use the pipes but they are thin.
Ignore the sheets and shit.
Any ideas?
i doubt you'll listen but don't kill yourself, if anything your "suffering" will make someone chuckle.
>>768772698
Eh fuck it. If you can't laugh at yourself.
But it is seriously last resort.
>>768772536
Hey man, before we can give you any advice you're gonna have to tell us why you want to die.
yes, don't.
just fuck it. if you are willing to die, then you can also stay and let the life kill you slowly. it takes around 60 or 80 years but totally worth to die.
Go get a 12" sub and put everything on it at jersey mikes and get it to your car then drive to the store and buy the oldest but cheapest bottle of wine you can and then get home set up all your suicide shit ready for the end, ok next once you have all your food right in front of you i want you to eat the 12" jersey mikes and chugg that wine bottle and then wake up tomarrow mate because round 2.
Don't suicide and if you are going to suicide do it accidentally choking on a 12" cher mate
Mikes subs make me tickle inside
>>768772849
Fair enough.
It's confusing, but starting a new job I have them the wrong account number, 1 number off and my whole months paycheck has been put in some one else's account and I can't get it back, since it was my fault. It was a mistake.
I was already two weeks late on rent and some own scheming shit on my own part with money that I could have replaced with that paycheck, I am going to lose my place and my only 2 friends.
I'm a dumb piece of shit obviously.
But this isn't the only reason, blah blah blah years of depression, was molested, autistic as shit with people. Quality of life is shit.
>>768773068
>>768772988
>>768773103
Mate am literally broke rn because of this shit.
>>768773103
Move to Binghamton NY and get back on your feet.
It will work.
>>768773107
I am pretty set on hanging myself tbh. Don't know why but since I was like 12 has been the way I wanted to go.
>>768773192
Yo they have programs in NY shit they will pay you to help you get offf your addiction or help with food and housing. Start a new life.
>>768772536
Don't be selfish bitch, get up at 4 in the morning and run 3 miles nonstop for one month and eat red meat and something fermented (pickles, sour kraut, kimchi etc) at least twice a week. If you still want to die check back.
>>768773245
I am English fag and no help because no babies, not foreign and not underage.
Can we get back to the ideas please? Prefer hanging myself. Always wanted to go that way.
>>768773192
Just apply for emergency assistance in NY but in a small town, people are generally nice in Binghamton, NY.
>>768773192
Do it like the kill bill guy, tie it to something strong on the wall. That takes real dedication since you have to have the willpower to keep choking yourself.
>>768773344
Nigga I'm about to be kicked out of my house and I have no money. Literally -380 in my account and can't get anymore because that is my limit.
It's either this or homeless and starving
>>768773356
use the hinge of a door
>>768772536
Hey, if you're being serious, don't do it. I lost my best friend to suicide a few months ago and it really destroys people lives around you. I'm all for assisted suicide, but when people do it very impulsively without have trying to get themselves help its extremely life destroying to everyone you've known.
I don't sleep until 6-7am because my brain can't stop thinking about things I should have said to him. I also have weird dreams where hes in them and he tells me that hes not actually dead only to wake up to the crushing reality that he is.
>>768773371
My issue is that I don't really have anything strong to tie it too
>>768773489
Was an actually thought but the top hinge of my door is a bit fucked so I'm sure it is going to snap.
>>768773528
the hinge of a door faggot
>>768773603
do you only have one door?
>>768773603
>>768773606
Hinge is a bit fucked and the nails pull out a bit. Already thought of that.
>>768772536
HEY OP ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY HEY MAN I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE DOWN AND YOU WANNA END IT ALL BUT I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU BROTHER THAT YOU WERE BORN WITH 337,000 TONS OF KICKASS BUILT RIGHT IN, SO YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THAT AND GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS! SO GO ABOUT YOUR DAY TODAY - HAVE ANOTHER BEER, TAKE ANOTHER HIT, SHED ANOTHER TEAR. BUT TOMORROW MORNING, GET UP, GO LOOK IN THAT MIRROR, AND SEE ALL OF YOUR ASSKICKING POTENTIAL, AND GET OUT THERE IN THE WORLD AND KICK SOME ASS! YOU WERE MADE FOR THIS, YOU WERE BORN FOR THIS, SO GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS! WE BELIEVE IN YOU OP, YOU CAN DO IT, GO KICK SOME ASS!
>>768773356
go find a tree
>>768773528
Hlget yourself to the top of a building, climb if you have to, there's gotta be something to hang on there
Just tell the doc that you are mentally retarded and get assistance asap in NY
Werks mate
>>768773658
Cunt bag I have to literally pack up my shit tonight and move out with no where to go.
>>768772536
judging by the clothes you are a femanon. Bobs and vegene or gtfo
>>768773750
Hitch a ride to NEW YORK!!!
Get saved mate!
>>768773476
Neve tried personal responsibility? Maybe putting in some applications to find a job?maybe try for a school loan? Maybe try something out of your comfort zone. Keep in mind there may be a hell and if you kill yourself you go directly to it.
>>768773719
Why does everyone here keep mentioning NY, anon is English.
>>768773691
I was thinking this, the only trees around here is a bit of a public area where there are people all the time, teens at night, college kids drinking there and cunts walking their dogs at the crack of dawn ffs
>>768773763
It's not clothes, bed sheets and old curtains and shit.
>>768772536
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>>768772536
Please reconsider. I'm 41. My life got better. So can yours.
Read F*ck Feelings.
Srsly. It's a great fucking book.
>>768773828
Mate read the fucking thread have got a job and because of a fuck up with account numbers my money has been put in someone else's account
>>768773848
You're just making excuses at this point. If you have the will there's a way.
>>768773848
>can't use hinge on door cuz broke!!
>can't find tree cuz public area!!
>nu! i refuse to kill myself without a hanging!!
Doesn't really sound like you want to do it. If you want to kill yourself, kill yourself. You're fucking dead anyway, so it doesn't really matter which way you go. Just, make sure to live stream it.
Illegal immigrant or not go to NY fit right in.
Do everything you have to and make that your #1 priority.
>>768773103
This is the most retarded reason I have ever heard for sucide
Being homeless is actually dope if you stop being such a sad sack. Go in the woods and find a fucking tree like everyone else has literally forever
>>768773103
Atleast you have a job.
>>768773750
so lucky, when you got nothing you got nothing to lose. i miss being homeless, had adventures all the time, now ive got obligations.. also if youre gonna knock yourself off dont hang, youll traumatize whoever finds you and leave a huge mess/pain in the ass, not cool.
>>768773965
I'm tryna find a fucking way but people ain't giving me ideas. I'm broke so I can't buy anything but nothing is really strong enough yo hang myself on. I thought someone would know some rambo shit where I could tie it in a way without shit breaking
>>768774030
Exactly, OP is a fucking faggot looking for pity on fucking /b/. Fucking disgraceful, I really hope he isn't white. Comes here saying he's going to kill himself, acting like a dick, making excuses, etc. Fucking annoying normie tier shit.
>>768773103
This "it was my fault" bullshit is WRONG!
Someone else doesn't get to keep YOUR money because one digit was off. Contact the bank. If whoever you get tries to shut you down, ask for a manager. Do this until you are as high up the chain as you can get.
Don't just let the system fuck you! If the bank still keeps fucking you, contact your local TV channel and have them do a new story in it. Srsly they eat that shit up!
>>768774051
Download a cougar app and do her chores and live with a cougar for free "including sex " but hey yah know get back on your feet, Ashely Maddison bump?
>>768773990
Here is the door for fuck sake see. It will break if u use it
>>768774143
*News story
>>768774077
>people aint giving me an idea on how to kill myself!!! useless!!!
I really want to see you have your eyes ripped out of your fucking face and your fingers ripped off of your hands while your family watches
>>768772536
Go to the police tell them your story. Maybe they can help.
>>768774211
BAD IDEA
POLICE ARE TERRORISTS
>>768774211
Yep. In addition to calling the bank, this shit right here.
>>768774077
Go find a tall parking structure, there's tons of stuff to attach yourself to, then hippity hop your ass off the edge and hangaroo
>>768774190
it's still strongly attached to the door, it seems
>>768774190
You only have 1 door? If hanging doesn't work try another way.
>b-but since i was 12 this is the way i wanted to go!!
No, either way, you're a total faggot. Kill yourself however you want, doesn't change how anyone will see you.
>>768773103
Listen dude, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life but this isn't the end. If anything, it is a life lesson to learn from. Fuck ups happen all the time, I nearly entered the wrong account number to get finance for and I would've been in the same situation as you. Continue trying to fix this rent mistake.
Even if you get kicked out, so what? Sorry to say it but homeless people still continue living and thriving. You won't be left to rot, someone out there will take care of you. Lastly, if your friends are going to leave you because of something like that maybe they weren't good friends to begin with.
>>768773750
So fucking what dude
You've got a job so it'll be at most a month. Find out what the homeless shelter situation is around you, or try to get an advance on your pay and go to a hostel or some shit. You'll be fine for a month regardless, and even if you get killed you'd be in the same place you're trying to put yourself in now.
Don't just give up like a bitch man
>>768774190
If I use it *
And don't really give a fuck for sympathy
I was more hoping for a laugh with all you guys and maybe streaming this shit because I loved this shit when it's on b
Do you have an open staircase?
>>768773476
>It's either this or homeless and starving
Homeless for somedays. What the fuck is wrong with that? There is so much to life than death. Death is so final
Don't do it and don't join a Suicide Squad .
>>768773476
Think about being homeless as some experience. My father once slept beisdes dogs on streets
>>768773476
>>768773476
>It's either this or homeless and starving
First world problems
>>768774383
For some days? Nigga this is uk they don't give a fuck because I'm not foreign. I will be homeless for years and I don't even have any money to get yo fucking work anymore.
>>768772536
hanging is a bad way to go, if you fuck up you will be dangling around coking slowly to death.
go jump from a really tall building head first or shoot your brains out with a shotgun.
go to the library
>learn a magic trick
>busk
>join circus
>take that show on the road
>marry bearded lady
>have hairy little children
>sell them
>pay rent on that shitty apartment
problem solved
>>768774494
Yeah the choking is what I want. Not a sexual thing. I want it to hurt like that, I want it to be carved in on me as horrible as slowly choking to death. I really fucking hate myself
>>768772536
We all care about you mate.
>>768774561
Dangle yourself on the ferris wheel.
>>768772536
Get a hammer and break out some drywall in the ceiling and expose a joist toss the rope around it and kick out the chair
>>768774581
PArking structure mate.
Well this was a fucking shit show. Peace out niggers.
I think I kinda figured out how to tie shit up so it doesn't break.
>>768773835
I'd seriously be worried about the authorities finding your retarded, derpy looking face.
>>768773476
>It's either this or homeless and starving
third option: a psychiatry for some weeks or months
there you get a bed, food and help
please don't kill yourself!
What can I use to stream this shit later once I get everything ready?
Homelessness is temporary. Death is permanent. I believe by comitting suicide you’ll probably make a lot of people sad. It destroys not just your life but those around you. You’ve lasted this far you can go longer.
>>768772536
DOWNLOAD A COUGER APP AND MEET ONE TODAY AND FALL IN LOVE , WORKED FOR ME .
>>768774581
So pull a fast one on the parts of you that you hate. Find a way out of the shitty life you're in and survive in spite of the person you don't like.
>>768773103
Sometimes when I post, I don't get dubs. I still don't commit suicide whenever it happens.
Don't let a "off by one" kill you dude.
Post your face before you kys in thread?
>>768774581
if you wish to suffer there are better ways to do it.
you could douse yourself in gazoline and burn yourself alive.
burning to death is supposed to be one of the most painful ways to die.
if you can't at least do that then you don't deserve to die.
>>768774648
or just go to a park and climb a tree, then hang the rope at a massive branch that wont break.
also make sure your body will have a free fall distance of ca. a meter, so you will die instantly by a broken neck.
but yeah, as a person struggling years with depression all your causes sound like temporary problems, that will eventually be solved one way or another, but not like problems significant enough to take your own life over them, your broke and downtrodden, so what, you will rise again; its not like you murdered someone or some shit
>>768774860
Goddamn beautiful anon
>>768772536
What is your fav food ?
Bust through the ceiling and use a rafter you fucking dumbass
>>768772536
Or you can find some local Iskcon for temporary food
>>768774490
Then just shoot yourse-
Oh... UK... Right.
Well in that case, just man up, get a really sharp knife and....
Oh fuck. Right. Yeah.
So I can upload my plans for a death machine that you can make using a bike wheel, a pair of wire cutters and......
Shit..... Okay..... Um.....
Go into a Sharia zone with a bottle of wine and a slice of ham.
Dressed as a woman.
You'll be (possibly raped and) murdered in no time!
You're fucking welcome.
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>>768772536
BEFORE YOU DIE CLICK THIS , SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW MATE:
Gotta keep up the fight because we are more than we think we are. We are here for a reason.
Right our wrongs.
Audio Book - 1984 (George Orwell) (Complete 1-14)
Link:
https://archive.org/details/AudioBook1984GeorgeOrwellComplete
>>768772536
wow you're such a failure you want to commit suicide but then you fail at that? What a fucking pathetic piece of shit, get a drill, make a hole in the goddamn rafter you goddamn piece of shit.
>>768774753
shuaiby from /r9k/ used youtube live streaming
Don't know what this is about rafters but I can't see anything like that. I don't have a house.
Anyway, got it set up, it's tied up a bit strangely on the inside of the cupboard but it holds.
Honestly, the main reason is that I'm fucking sick of trying again, picking yourself up again, getting back on the horse and all that useless shit. I am actually fucking sick to death of it. I tried over and over, I kicked a drug habit, got out of homelessness before, got out of being molested as a kid, and I'm fucking sick of trying again trying again trying again if it is the same shit over and over it's not fucking worth it. Life is so fucking pointless.
I go to work for less money than I should be making and then use 90% of that fucking money on sustaining that life style that I fucking hate with passion.
What is it 2ith these fucking people saying you can move and change and go do what you want. Where the fuck do u get the money for that no5 all of us having mommy and daddy paying for college and everythibg
Fuck off with your change i5 if you don't like it
Shit just doesn't change some time
Wise up already and see this is 5he onl6 fucking way
>>768772536
Dont do it.
Give link if you do it
(Dont do it)
>>768775293
Not OP but fuck me, am I getting fed up of retards like you that clearly don't live in the UK, acting like 'Sharia Zones' are a thing that actually exist over here.
This is not a defence of my country, I think nationalism is stupid and there are more than enough problems in the UK right now that seem to be worsening, especially in regards to things like free speech.
Are there Pakistani/Eastern European ghettos like Eastwood in places like, oh I don't know, FUCKING ROTHERHAM, where I've lived all my life?... Yes.
But no, you fucking spastics, there are not 'sharia zones' in the UK.
I hate Islam and all religions for that matter but lying does nothing to help anybody's cause, you spergy yank cunt.
>>768775765
Don't do it.
>>768775977
Can we please focus on getting this guy off the gallows please? We get it, you love Muslim cock.
Is there going to be a livestream?
(also don't do it)
>>768775293
Effort noted
>>768775977
Ok Sargon of Akad
>>768775765
25/M/also UK here.
I pretty much never post in this shithole and only really come to wank and the occaisional rekt thread/ylyl.
But it seriously not worth it mate. I've been struggling with depression and substance abuse since I was 17 and it's taken until the last 2 years for things to improve to any significant degree. And even then, I still fuck things up (i.e. - I've drank every day this year so far)
It's wank a lot of the time man it really is but think of everything that you could possibly experience if you do sort your shit out. I'll probably never earn above £17/18k a year and that is not what I expected growing up. But it's really not that bad, just do what you've gotta do and most importantly - FIND SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.
I dunno, work on fixing yourself to some degree and you might end up finding somebody who makes life worth living like I did.
>>768775765
Dude, if you want to do it. Go ahead. Although it would be more fun if you went and killed some people first though. Introduce a little Anarchy before you ride the train to the golden gates. Or you could end it here, but that's no fun man. Either way hope the other side is good.
>>768775765
Consider that you might be overreacting because of losing one paycheck, which sucks, but fuck it whatever move on.
Even if you're using most of your money on living there's still enjoyable shit to do that doesn't cost much.
Maybe when you find a new place it can be cheaper than what you're paying now.
Life can kick the shit out of you but don't let it kill you. Nothing to lose and everything to gain and all that shit. How old are you? You just started this new job, you might start to enjoy it more a few months down the road. Maybe not, but fuck it, handle that when you need to, there are other jobs.
>>768776129
See
>>768776459
And no I don't love Muslims, far from it. Chances are, you're one of the majority of yanks that frequent here who think they know everything because of some shit they read on the internet. Unlike me, you've probably not had to deal with about 20% of your school being muslim. Fucking mong.
Can you die from drawing blood, would it be painful and how do you do it? I have a syringe.
>>768776633
>>768776633
>Can you die from drawing blood, would it be painful and how do you do it? I have a syringe.
What s your fucking problem? Dont do it but if u do it, do it in the normal and proper way.
>>768776633
You can yes it will be painful eventually heart attack. You'll need a large syringe, into brachial or femoral corotted artery not worth it.
>>768775765
join the amry and kill the high ranking officers in on your side.
become a hero of ISIS.
or just live stream your suicide. your choice don't forget to link us
>>768777082
Wow guys, have you seen this comment!?
You're not supposed to say stuff like this!
This guy must be REAL cool!
>>768773103
If this is your reason then I feel that you haven't really lived in dispair.
>>768777253
>posting from the special ed room
doesnt your bus leave early, timmy?
>>768772536
lmao cat 5
>>768772536
OP, do you consider yourself a selfish person? Suicide leaves a wake of devastation behind you. It’s about the worst thing you can do to those left behind who give a fuck about u.
op if you feel like you need to kill yourselfmprobably nothing i say is going to change that but at least make it as painless as possible you don't deserve more shit than you already got
>>768777680
Like that's not selfish in itself? Someone who kills themselves did not choose to come into this world, and after being forced in, they want out. Just because other people don't want out doesn't mean the subject is beholden to their whims.
>>768777680
I left for a bit to tell my family I won't be able to pay them back for the money and they have now cut me out of their life because I kept saying the money is coming the money is coming and now I don't have it and I'm losing my place and they have cut me out. They hate me even more now
I'm that wierd freakish cousin that no one wants there because I make wierd comments and I dress odd
They are better off without. E
I don't talk yo my mum anymore because she kicked me out and doesn't believe I was molested
And my dad has got married to some polish bird who hates me because I remind her he had another family and now they have a baby and don't really want anything to do with me
And the rest of the family I am that wierd one that was supposed to be really successful like my dad but is now just really wierd and no one likes me
My best friend is a transgender girl who's social anxiestu is so bad that the only reason I am her friend is because I talked to her first and the same is with my boyfriend, he is too uncomfortable with girls and the only reason he is with me is too show me off he has even said so before
>>768778086
These two are literally the only people I have in my life and I'm a selfish piece of shit because the only reason I have them is they are too socially awkward and anxiety so bad thrat they can't even talk yo someone else 5o make new friends or get a new girlfriend
I am literally everyone's last resort
>>768778086
livestream your hanging but take your clothes off first
>>768778200
I have never seen a fully nude woman take my request please>>768778283
>>768778343
> on /b/
> never seen nudes
Anyway see you guys
I was just putting my shit in bags so easy clean up. I try to be a good person.
It was a wild ride while it lasted boys
Are you retarded? Put a hole in a ceiling drywall and hang off of the wood you expose.
>>768778797
Don't just give up.
Don't let a shitty, treateable mental illness win.
>>768778797
Wear a diaper. You shit yourself when you die. Don't make your grief stricken parents clean up your shit. They will blame themselves.
Welp, looks like we lost another boys. Sorry, we tried.
>>768778797
Goodbye OP
hope there is an afterlife and you find peace there anon
At least post your name and all that before you go so we can tell your family you're a fuckin faggot and it's not their fault
>>768778797
are you a girl?
>>768779286
yes name please op
livestream it plz
>>768778797
You should stream it
>>768775765
Did you even explain your situation to the house owner? If you got a job, that means money will come next month either way.
>>768773147
Pawn some shit, just whatever looks expensive enough that you really don't care parting with.
>>768773103
You still have a job, contact your HR department to fix your direct deposit, raise hell with the bank and company to reimburse you, chill with those 2 friends you got, call your landlord about giving you an extension on payment(talking about a pay agreement wouldn't hurt either) you can do some extra work to to your situation around anon.
Call police say you are bout to kill youself. Goto jail get free food, living space.
>>768772536
Who was the Inxs faggot that managed to hang himself from a fucking door knob and that guy was 6' 2" + I think. He used a belt.
Also any chance of recording it for the keks and faps. Help a /b/ro out man.
>>768774718
cleary youve never stayed in a psychiatric hospital, its a fate worse than death
Find a guy on tinder then live with him.wabam
>>768781446
Or if anon is black, free death
>>768778797
where are you from? ever heard that care about others do give people point in living?
What is she is already trying guys
>>768781546
Or would it be anina since she's confirmed female
>>768776623
can you shut the fuck up noone cares how much you love your muslim invaders
>>768778797
i am this guy >No.76878163
could i maybe befrended you and see how its work out?
>>768778797
See ya space cowboy
>>768773103
kill yourself for having such a shit reason, holy fuck
>>768781192
>raise hell
thats not how this works, unless hes jewish the bank wont give a shit
>>768778797
An hero
See you space cowboy
>>768773192
Personally I want to die with hookers and cocaine pretty normie but fun I guess
>>768781487
i have, and it's not
>>768778797
Where will I be able to see it on tge news? Whats your initials? I'll remember you. I wanted to commit suicide today so badly but Im too scared. But youre about to aschieve it
We'll meet on the other side soon. And free
I'm much more interested in fb fap threads than u killing yourself bruh
>>768782494
free of what? you have friends too? I could be you friend.
>>768772536
Door knobb you stupid fuck
Dont do it tho
>>768782853
Are you OP or is OP gone?
>>768782494
I am in the same boat, have a gun loaded near my bed at all times, nearly used it on a few occasions...havn't had a day be bad enough for me to pull the trigger yet but i have been tempted more than once.
OP if you are still with us I wish you the best of luck. For your sake I hope there is nothing on the other side.
>>768782945
I think OP either is gone or stopped posting at least.
>>768783036
>>768783036
If only guns were legal here or easy to get....
>>768782945
no i am just friendly
tons of people who lost for no particular reason here.
and i am a little bit care
>>768773192
Just glue your hands on your head with an iron cord around your neck. Strap it around something on the roof of the tallest building..
>fall
>get decapitated
>hands still holding head
>¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>profit
>>768783239
Yeah, thankfully gun shows are prevalent in my area. Am on a CPAP machine as well, have a tank of Helium in my closet for if i really want to pussy out, I am just in constant pain from a botched operation and I no longer have insurance or the money to afford a lawyer...have had all forms of disabilty denied and next week will run out of the nerve blockers that make it so that i am not in debilitating agony...once that happens and if i still can't get my medication im going to off myself rather than live the rest of my life in constant pain...
>>768772536
Things will get better don't go out like a pussy...
>>768783631
Try and cause some shit for the specific hospital on social media. Make a video and then share that shit on any platform you can (facebook/reddit/gofundme/twitter whatever the fuck).
Might as well go out fighting.
So I'm back is OP alive?
rip op...
OP?
OP?
>>768776552
fuck I could hear Skeet saying that
>>768773103
you're going to hang yourself because of this? what a stupid fucking faggot
>>768772536
https://youtu.be/o4yGPEXgoWQ
>>768773103
>feelsbadman
