ITT: You pick a superpower, and other anons limit it. I'll start
Super speed
>shit bro
ability to take a shit for another person so they dont have to
>>714801234
nice 1234
>only superspeed when blindfolded
>>714801358
But only when the nearest available tiolet is 1 mile away or more.
>>714801234
You have a constant boner when running.
Can implant ideas into peoples minds.
>>714801800
But only when they're in a coma.
Able to walk on water.
>>714802247
But only if the body of water is already frozen solid.
>>714801234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714801234
>>714801234
mind control
>>714802350
Kek
>>714802464
Only on retards
>>714802464
only when under the influence
>>714802613
that thought actually terrifies me, a retard arny
Ability to not have to breath.
>>714802613
Dude wtf? Retard Army! You have any idea how much damage a million crazed tards could do? Thats the end of the fucking world
I have telekinesis
>>714802613
>>714802682
in that case most of the world eh?
>>714802613
>creates tard army with all them having tard strength
>>714802798
You're also blind
super strength
>>714802861
Ability not to have to reply.
>>714802774
only in environments with plenty of breathable air
>>714802861
>>714802961
But only when lifting a paper towel
To have any woman in the world.
looking like this.
Tell the best jokes
>>714803179
Only to the deaf.
>>714803117
can only be women with aids
Try to bypass the limit to your advantage.
Can be invisible
>>714803179
When no one is around
Teleportation
The ability to make ice melt slightly slower
>>714802861
ability to cut out certain things from reality
>>714803272
thank Allah for condoms
>>714803352
But only only to infants
>>714803352
>only while wearing a complete spiderman outfit
>>714803418
only to north and south pole
>>714803352
Standing on a traffic heavy street.
Omnipotence
The ability to not get sick
Ability to post CP everywhere with no ban
>>714801800
But only when these ideas involve them watching you have gay sex.
But thats no problem, right?
I mean you never think about gay sex, do you?
>>714801234
Except you can only run faster than a light jog as long as you can sustain yourself in bed and your reset time is the same as well.
>>714803637
Except for mental illness and you suffer from crippling depression
>>714803607
You hear everybody's thoughts at the same time
>>714803645
You lose one chromosome every time you post some
>>714803446
Only when the ambiante temp' of the air is under 0°C
>>714803637
but have hiccups for life
>>714803449
But only things that can have a positive effect on your own life.
>>714803723
>you're a superhero
>>714802464
you can't control your own thoughts.
>>714803637
When you're around sick people, you feel an uncontrollable urge to strip naked
Have a direct connection from your mind to the internet
>>714803607
only while being spitroasted by 2 11'' BBCs
The ability to make funny memes all the time
Ability to be sexually attractive to women
20/20 hindsight
>>714804040
Only door hinge memes
Ability to get as big as a mountain.
>>714804053
And you go gay
>>714804040
only when potassium is involved.
>>714804032
But only to lemonparty . Org
>>714804040
But you can't share them with anyone
>>714804116
You can only do it once and then you collapse under your own weight and painfully die.
>>714804053
Only when wearing an octopus mask
>>714802774
for 20 secs
>>714804032
See everythin in the decimal system nothing make any sense.
>>714804094
nailed
Ability to turn into the perfect QT trap/sissy
Can walk throught solid material.
The ability to change anything in the universe to whatever I want
/spoiler
Including the replies to this post!
>>714804647
But no
>>714801234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
Super strength
>>714804647
but only pentuples and all you want is black dick.
To control other superheroes superpowers.
>Bill
nobody fine out im a serial rapist for years and if they do nobody aboutit
>>714804842
*nobody care about it
>>714804817
...by ripping your dick off and throwing it at them
>>714804817
But only while you're having sex with them.
>>714801358
Only if it comes out of your mouth
>>714804739
only when you sleep
>>714803061
Dude just always have a paper towel on hand and lift it with whatever else ur lifting.
>>714804842
The only people you rape are 70+ y/o men.
>>714804739
You have to train 23 h/day or loose all muscles exept the heart.
>>714804522
but nobody will like you
>>714805181
No different to now then, except I'll be a qt trap, score.
>>714805337
then why not turn in to your normal goodlooking woman
The power to walk through walls
>NoClip() irl
Flight
I always have an erection
>>714805458
Too lazy and too masculine
>>714805466
But not through wallpaper or paint.
>>714805476
You can only fly during extreme lightning storms
>>714805529
The slightest touch of your dick, even a light breeze, causes instant bloody orgasm
>>714805476
into towers
>>714805466
Includes the floor. And you have no control over your power
>>714805711
nice
>>714802798
things become exponentially heavier by the distance, being 10 times their weight at 1 mm, 100 times a 2mm and so on.
>>714805529
only when its inside a trap.
>>714802861
fuck you
A power that lets me kill every bronie and furrie in the world and nobody care about it
>>714805735
>>714805735
>The power to walk through walls
>walls
>>714805831
A loved one dies everytime you kill a brony
>>714805831
You're secretly a bronie yourself, and also die.
>>714805831
Just leave this guy be. He's doing us all a favor.
I become an all powerful GENIE!!!
>>714802961
no sense of touch, at all
>>714805831
you can only kill those that fucked you in all holes
The ability to turn anything into ketchup at will
>>714805949
A tumblr faggot finds your lamp and you're forced to serve them
>>714805831
You are a furry brony
>>714805949
Nobody can ever summon you
>>714805949
Perpetually trapped inside magic lamp that's used by trap as a dildo
>stop time
The power of ignorance
>>714806005
The ketchup teleports and appears in your intestines and comes out your asshole
>>714805949
You can only use your power at your will if a retard who doesn't know how to talk wishes you to be free
>>714806065
You freeze with it
>>714806065
you can only stop your own time.
>>714805949
your power is exclusively limited to effecting 14th century lamps made of precious metals
>>714806065
Only when you're in a coma
The ability to outrun anything. super speed
>>714801234
Being able to end it all.
>>714801800
only if they're completely aware of what you're doing
>>714806113
I can live with that
The ability to never die
>>714806065
only when not moving
>money in wallet respawns when you take out money
>>714806162
You lose your legs after two steps
>>714803179
only to Mecha-feminists
>>714806162
You don't accelerate. Meaning your organs just get crushed everytime you try to run
ability to get miyazaki and kojima to make the most godly game ever conceived
>>714806113
>>714806188
You wish for death and find yourself in a living hell, as the entire universe experiences heat death and you're the only thing left. Alone, in a blank and endless void, forever.
>>714806005
Deadly Allergic and extremly addicted to ketchup.
>>714806188
Once you become a paraplegic
>>714806188
But you feel 9000 times more pain than normal and you are condemned to see your loved ones die
>>714806356
Ouch
>>714806199
but its all mexican money
>>714806298
it's a tumblr sjw game
>>714805476
But you can't land
>>714806298
They refuse to let it see the light of day, and you're miserable knowing it's out there and you'll never play it.
>>714803607
no self awareness
>>714806436
>>>714806199
>but its all mexican money
And in the smallest possible change
>>714806188
but everything will bore you instantly
>>714806165
While you dont do it cause you are beautiful.
Shape-shifting.
The ability to stop finding dicks attractive
The power to rig every election in the world unnoticed
>>714806298
>it's produced by EA
>>714806602
but only into yourself mirrored
>>714806602
You can only do it once and you turn in to an overweight woman with green hair called "starchild" who gets triggered by everything.
>>714806602
Only into Hitler post suicide
>>714806616
but only when fapping
>>714806628
But only so a nigger wins
>>714806628
You must have sex at least 24 hours prior or the results will be unpredictable
>>714806628
You find your power is worthless since they're already rigged
*mindblown*
>>714806628
Only applies to middle school class president elections.
>>714801234
Being able to control technology from your brain
>>714804081
Only on things you don't care at all.
I can shit out dime sized gold nuggets
I have an inverted penis
>>714806680
Everyone on the internet likes me
Every men and trap dissappear and every atractive woman between 16 and 40 years want to fuck with me. And any of them have any sickness. And nothing bad happens to me.
>>714806816
but only pre stone age
>>714806816
Only when it's off (and no you cannot turn it back on with your power)
to have sex with your older sister every friday. every time.
>>714806846
but you will never be able to contact them
>>714806846
But they never act like it
Memory manipulation.
>>714806900
she only showers saturdays
>>714806846
internet get closed
>>714806903
B-baka!
>>714802774
Only works in that blue fluid in porter-potties.
>>714806900
But she died 4 years ago
>>714806900
She's gay and it's classed as rape
The ability to kill with my cumshot
the ability to get whatever post number you like
>>714806939
Only applies to those with short term memory loss and Alzheimer's.
>>714806939
Only works on people with short term memory
>>714806850
In your dreams.
>>714807025
Erectile dysfunction
>>714806999
>>714807039
you never want a good roll
>>714806846
Unless you're OP, then you're a faggot
>>714807025
Your cum is also severely acidic and corrode your dick every time
>>714806939
but only to the mentally disabled
>>714807025
Only people you love and care about.
>>714807039
you mean like my dubs?
>>714806850
Every time a woman fucks you, she spontaneously combusts into a fiery mess, taking out a city block.
~but nothing bad will happen to you, provided you don't sleep with any of them.
>>714804620
Once you enter it, you can't leave the material by yourself (eg. you can walk into a block of concrete, but have to stay inside until someone crushes the concrete (without crushing you))
Being able to possess and take over another person or animal
>>714803645
Can only be of you or your parents as kids.
>>714802977
but you lack the knowledge of your powers so you reply anyway.
>>714807039
But you will never roll consecutive digits again, not even dubs.
I get the ability to speak every language there is on this planet
>>714807267
But you're mute
>>714807205
You must bone them to unlock them.
>>714807205
Horrible things happen to them after you leave
>>714807237
but what are these digits then ay
>>714801234
You run backwards
>>714804817
IRL, so... as you are
>>714807205
While you're possessing them, your own body ages at 1 year per minute.
>>714807205
Once they've been dead for 2 months.
>>714807205
Every species you possess is instantly made extinct
>>714807267
But never speak be able to speak the right one at any given situation
>>714807316
The curse has already started, you poor child.
My dick is big.
>>714801234
Ability to fly
>>714802613
Maximum kek
>>714807381
Too big
The ability to spawn anything I want irl
>>714807387
into large buildings
>>714807381
It's on your forehead
always get a perfect shit
Jedi abilities .
>>714807387
But only North
I can breed with any species and produce half me half X species offspring
>>714806829
Only if you eat shit first
>>714807469
When you're not using a toilet
>>714807471
I wonder who's balls those are
>>714807469
The shit comes out your nostrils
>>714807471
You sound like Jar Jar when doing so
>>714807448
every time you spawn something it will be on the other side of the planet
Can turn any solid into watet
>>714807381
It is 12ft long and every time you boner you lose consciousness.
>>714807539
At random, you have no control over it
>>714807448
niggas will steal it everytime
>>714807469
But It comes out spicier than pepper spray.
the Ability to steal the worlds entire potassium resource.
>>714805549
A bet your a fucking politician.
>>714807490
The thought of having sex or even ejaculating makes you physically sick with disgust.
The ability to make everyone you want kek
>>714807539
Only misspells words on Saturdays
>>714807579
They do anyway
>>714805831
>>714805928
you also transmit your power to anyone you touch.
>>714807666
They also get Aids
>>714807637
Your hands are made of water.
>>714807666
But you are a nigger
>>714807637
You are forever trapped in a net
>>714807637
Oy from a potassium baron world other than earth.
The ability to grant the post below me dubs
>>714807788
and can never try something else
The ability to teleport anywhere.
>>714807816
It only works on who the post below you quotes
>>714807818
Kek
>>714807666
you actually hate when people kek
>>714807872
Only to streets that have anywhere in the name.
>>714807872
It only works when you have a giant pineapple lodged in your asshole
>>714806298
Can only be purchased through Comcast costumer service.
Ability not to shit giant rocks that make my anus bleed like a virginal pussy
Can read any book and retain all information in seconds
>>714801643
i would love to see that. lol
>>714807872
every time you teleport your dick shrinks by 1cm
I have a repulsive force field that pushes all niggers and muslims outward in all directions in a 500 mile radius from me.
>>714807989
Only at 3pm on Tuesdays
>>714807990
You only remember the information from the last three books you read
>>714807990
You forget the information 1 minute after
>>714808055
You are a nigger who converted to Islam in jail
>>714808055
every time you use it a fedora will grow on your head and stay there for 1 week
>>714808055
All Indians are pulled towards you and see you as a designated shitting street.
>>714808055
Your sphincter constantly attracts gay men and you're powerless to stop their faggot dicks
>>714807990
you only retain the informations for a few seconds
>goldfish
be the first male to give birth
>>714807989
Instead of your asshole bleeding, your capillaries in your eyes rupture and you cry blood.
>>714808062
I only shit once a week anyways and I have to pray at my altar, inject 3cc laxative into my ass and massage my bowels to even peak
>>714808194
The baby comes out your urethra, splitting your dick in half.
Super eyes that can see 50 miles away
>>714808212
>once a week
You're shitting, not having a fucking satanic ritual
>>714808194
only to SJW's
>>714808266
Can't see shit less than 49 miles away.
>>714808266
Can only see dicks. Just... dicks.
>>714808255
the beauty of nature
>>714808266
You live 50 miles from a Syrian refugee camp
>>714808266
Can only detect black people
Ability to convert anybody to Christianity
>>714806628
you are North Korean and have no idea foreigners have such thing
>>714806657
kek
>>714808286
Same thing ime
It's been this way since the divorce and I eat is curds
Curds were her favorite
>>714808341
Only works after you've killed them
>>714808194
they make a movie out of it starring arnold swartzanigger and dont pay you anything
>>714808341
but you can only say and write deus vult
>>714808320
kek
>>714808266
can't unzoom
>>714808189
Projecting
>>714808341
They then see you as a giant hamburger and chase after you trying to bite your delicious cheesy beef filling.
>>714806082
But unable to comprehend it yourself
Everything I eat,no matter what will taste delicious and always contribute to my health
>>714802682
retard arny! fuck yea
>>714802861
Yuii
Super ears that can hear things 50 miles away
Able to impregnate women from a distance with any subspecies of squirrel I desire and cause them to anally give bloody birth at will
>>714808553
You only like pickles
Super nose that can smell things 50 miles away
>jews
>>714805529
But you always have an erection
The ability to make this thread hit bump limit
>>714808576
but they're also the size of elephants ears
>>714808608
... There's nothing wrong with that
>>714806816
you need months of bonding and trust-building with whatever piece of tech you're trying to control before it starts paying attention to your wishes, and even then, only rarely.
>>714808553
insatiable love of cock meat
>>714808647
but you die with it
>>714802350
gotem
>>714801234
But only when you sneeze or cum
>>714808703
Oh, sweet merciful death. Finally.
